e.g. Louis CK, Robin Williams, Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy (my fave) and Dave Chappelle. Yes they improved and included the audience in some jokes, but never at anyone's expense, ie they had material and did not have to resort to that. So idiot no, just opinionated.
@BeaNXIII one i'm entitled to my opinion.Two, to understand wit and intelligent humor,one that does not offend but still entertains and makes you crack up, well you need to be intelligent yourself. People like yourself is to whom blacksploitation (or similar kinds of other races), crude/rude, etc, humor is directed to. It's easy to understand and it cracks you up because it is not you being heckled. FYI, there greatest comedians out there made people laugh & sold tickets to millions not this way
I was going to go to the stress factory in NJ, saw the name on the venue, had no flipping clue who he was, watched a couple vids him on youtube and yeah, not going. I'd rather get stabbed with a spoon. At least that may be free.
@jobzombi Well you should feel like an idiot because the show was awesome and he is probably one of the best comedians around. :] One less idiot in the crowd I suppose.
I wish i was the guy he started on. NO WAY would i let him talk to me like that. I hope you read this Bob you shite comic. Try that shit in Belfast, you wouldnt even get a syllable out before someone knocked you the fuck out.
@zerohourshow I agree. Im a comic too, and hes clearly excellent. he makes my top 20 favorite comics, and ive seen hundreds. hes fucking hysterical but with no following, its bullshit right?
lol I like him...but if he ever...ever cursed at me like that-Id counter it like "Yea-its a free show and I wonder why. Yes I am staring-your fat and bald-in case you didnt noticed everyone else is looking at you too! Theres a group of people in here-and your only staring me down-what the fuck are you complaining about? You could be looking at anyone else but do you see me cursing you out? No, Pillsberry Doughboy-Im not."
Look comedians are paid to be funny and a lot of them will see on someone in the audience and pick on them just to mess around or change things up. Yes some of the things might have been hurtful but it was just a joke, he didn't start getting serious with the guy till he said he wasnt funny. Up till that point he was joking around. And like he said if you can't take getting messed with like that dont get a front seat and he wont see you. I dont think he did anything wrong. I got his back on this
This was Robert Kelly not having enough material and thinking "how the fuck am I going to kill 5 minutes?"
Robert Kelly blows anyway, I would have got there late just so I didn't have to sit through his lame ass act. Go rid on Dane cooks dick some morebya fuckin douche.
lol it was funny.. but that was to much! I would just tell rbert kelly that im here chillin with my friends.. and if you dont like it .. come fuckin make me leave! and I dont have to laugh at your jokes if i dont find them funny( even tho i do) .. Now continue with your shitty act n dont fuckin look at me than! or you can man up and come to me n fuckin make me leave u fat ugly motherfucker! put him in his place! hahaha but i think hes hilarious!
@mmdaniels33 Well, if you were at a comedy show, hopefully these "friends" that you were "chillin" with would tell you to shut your cunt mouth and learn how to act right in a comedy club, cool guy. Because clearly, you don't have fucking sense enough to be out in public.
@dutchftn You think i would let a fuckin prick like this say that to me? I dont have sense enough to be in public? your a fuckin tool! Ya im just gunna let some fat piece of shit say this to me in front of a bunch of people.. and take it! Your clearly the one who cant leave his house without his mom.. like wtf, you would just stand there and take that? Fuckin puss.
why is he taking out the fact that his act doesn't amuse someone on the audience member? He seemed to run out of jokes, bombed and then launched a tirade of insults. Loser.
The dog shit the guy smells is your bit. You are irrelevant, generic and boring. I would rather listen to an autistic child with dyslexia tell me about his day than one more minute of your "I fucking rad, dude!" vainglorious crap. You suck dude. You and your boyfriend Dane and your fan base (prepubescent 15 year old boys) should disappear.
I kinda agree with Robert, he has a right to not think he is funny but he could get up and leave.
If you went into a comedy show and the comedian didnt make you laugh, would you stay and waste 1-2 hours or more or would you get up and leave and do something else with your time?
He was too harsh about it, though. That's the only thing I don't like about him. He's rude, if you don't like the show, you can still stay, it doesn't mean you are less of a man. But yeah, I guess he's right. If only he wouldn't cuss everyone out so much. It's a little cruel...
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I think he is incredibly insecure, and he is also ACTUALLY not funny. If you are funny, you don't need to tell the audience, you just make them laugh. Louis CK, George Carlin, Lewis Black and all the other greats would never act like an insecure pieces of shit, they would continue their act.
you are the most ignorant fuck ever, all the comics you just mentioned go after hecklers in the audience, they thrive off of it, and it is one of the great comedy moments if you ever ever lucky enough to go to a show and witness it
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Robert Kelly reminds me WAY too much of Dane Cook. Seriously.. Listen to Dane Cook, then listen to Robert Kelly. I know that he was on Tourgasm with him, but shit...Did he have to completely rip Dane Cook's style? Jesus..
Except when he sucked Danes cock to be on that shitty tour that resulted in that shitty dvd. Dane sucks, Robert sucks. Both a couple of lame ass douchebags who have no business doing stand up.
LOLOLOLOLOL dont sit in the front row and not laugh
dkfjndfklhklfkldfgal 2 weeks ago
Bob Kelly = Jim Norton Lite
badmotherfuckerer 1 month ago
Be funny, ya fat pig.
ScubaShneve 1 month ago
Fat Stupid Bob Kelly rules.
coffeecreep2000 2 months ago
e.g. Louis CK, Robin Williams, Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy (my fave) and Dave Chappelle. Yes they improved and included the audience in some jokes, but never at anyone's expense, ie they had material and did not have to resort to that. So idiot no, just opinionated.
jobzombi 2 months ago
@BeaNXIII one i'm entitled to my opinion.Two, to understand wit and intelligent humor,one that does not offend but still entertains and makes you crack up, well you need to be intelligent yourself. People like yourself is to whom blacksploitation (or similar kinds of other races), crude/rude, etc, humor is directed to. It's easy to understand and it cracks you up because it is not you being heckled. FYI, there greatest comedians out there made people laugh & sold tickets to millions not this way
jobzombi 2 months ago
I was going to go to the stress factory in NJ, saw the name on the venue, had no flipping clue who he was, watched a couple vids him on youtube and yeah, not going. I'd rather get stabbed with a spoon. At least that may be free.
jobzombi 2 months ago
@jobzombi Well you should feel like an idiot because the show was awesome and he is probably one of the best comedians around. :] One less idiot in the crowd I suppose.
BeaNXIII 2 months ago
dude
leave the guy alone
he doesn't think you're fucking funny
schmidtkid 3 months ago
@TheAbdullah23 ...im a girl. he wouldnt "flex" a damn thing, "tough guy". smh.
KenzieBenzieYeshplz 4 months ago
Graham shut up you LIMEY
DiceyJJ 5 months ago
I wish i was the guy he started on. NO WAY would i let him talk to me like that. I hope you read this Bob you shite comic. Try that shit in Belfast, you wouldnt even get a syllable out before someone knocked you the fuck out.
graham943 6 months ago
and thats why i love robert kelly hahhaah!
LnknPrkSUFIDC 7 months ago
THIS is why Robert Kelly is everything I want to be as a comedian
zerohourshow 7 months ago
@zerohourshow I agree. Im a comic too, and hes clearly excellent. he makes my top 20 favorite comics, and ive seen hundreds. hes fucking hysterical but with no following, its bullshit right?
TrIsThEbOmB7 4 months ago
**shitt
MrLbr123456 7 months ago
he herbed the hit outta that guy lmao
MrLbr123456 7 months ago
fukinn amazingg lmaoooo
MrLbr123456 7 months ago
bob kelly might be funny, but he's an asshole
rockrocksme1990 7 months ago
God bless Bobby and his weak stomack. Get him some flowers from jizz trees and he loses his cafe latte.
jadedmastermind 8 months ago
Ya know what, dude? Ya get your morning coffee, ya eat your pancakes and sausage, ya got your i-Pad, you throw it in your bag. Boom!
jadedmastermind 8 months ago
Ya SCHMUG face
Arron87 10 months ago
lol this dudes funny as hell. check out my robert kelly video :)
xXKoleon5Xx 10 months ago
Yuck. These are the fucking faggots that just shouldn't go to comedy shows. These are the cunts that ruin shit for the rest of the crowd.
TheMonsterRain 10 months ago
lol I like him...but if he ever...ever cursed at me like that-Id counter it like "Yea-its a free show and I wonder why. Yes I am staring-your fat and bald-in case you didnt noticed everyone else is looking at you too! Theres a group of people in here-and your only staring me down-what the fuck are you complaining about? You could be looking at anyone else but do you see me cursing you out? No, Pillsberry Doughboy-Im not."
KenzieBenzieYeshplz 1 year ago
@KenzieBenzieYeshplz he would fucking flex your weak ass in a minute tough guy relax
TheAbdullah23 6 months ago
Look comedians are paid to be funny and a lot of them will see on someone in the audience and pick on them just to mess around or change things up. Yes some of the things might have been hurtful but it was just a joke, he didn't start getting serious with the guy till he said he wasnt funny. Up till that point he was joking around. And like he said if you can't take getting messed with like that dont get a front seat and he wont see you. I dont think he did anything wrong. I got his back on this
pathlessbigdogg 1 year ago 2
This is ridiculous. He really started shit for nothing, if he is watching the show the he is staring. There is no reason for it.
xyzephan 1 year ago
This was Robert Kelly not having enough material and thinking "how the fuck am I going to kill 5 minutes?"
Robert Kelly blows anyway, I would have got there late just so I didn't have to sit through his lame ass act. Go rid on Dane cooks dick some morebya fuckin douche.
I have to poop.
mike802 1 year ago
lol it was funny.. but that was to much! I would just tell rbert kelly that im here chillin with my friends.. and if you dont like it .. come fuckin make me leave! and I dont have to laugh at your jokes if i dont find them funny( even tho i do) .. Now continue with your shitty act n dont fuckin look at me than! or you can man up and come to me n fuckin make me leave u fat ugly motherfucker! put him in his place! hahaha but i think hes hilarious!
mmdaniels33 2 years ago
@mmdaniels33 Well, if you were at a comedy show, hopefully these "friends" that you were "chillin" with would tell you to shut your cunt mouth and learn how to act right in a comedy club, cool guy. Because clearly, you don't have fucking sense enough to be out in public.
dutchftn 1 year ago
@dutchftn You think i would let a fuckin prick like this say that to me? I dont have sense enough to be in public? your a fuckin tool! Ya im just gunna let some fat piece of shit say this to me in front of a bunch of people.. and take it! Your clearly the one who cant leave his house without his mom.. like wtf, you would just stand there and take that? Fuckin puss.
mmdaniels33 1 year ago
why is he taking out the fact that his act doesn't amuse someone on the audience member? He seemed to run out of jokes, bombed and then launched a tirade of insults. Loser.
sportangelo 2 years ago
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The dog shit the guy smells is your bit. You are irrelevant, generic and boring. I would rather listen to an autistic child with dyslexia tell me about his day than one more minute of your "I fucking rad, dude!" vainglorious crap. You suck dude. You and your boyfriend Dane and your fan base (prepubescent 15 year old boys) should disappear.
MrAlf2 2 years ago
do you think you're talking to him? lol
pongkong1337 2 years ago 3
maybe
MrAlf2 2 years ago
I'm not a pubescent 15 year old boy...
I just like it because he's so irritable! :)
He's SO grouchy...
InsideYoFeebleBrain 2 years ago
duuuuude you got your hooker in the trunk you got your coffee bing boong
BestNameEvar 2 years ago 9
this fukin dude is sooo fukin funnyy.......... when i saw him when he came wit dane cook i fukin almost had a heart attack i was laughin so hard
loverrboii00 2 years ago 7
Good ol' Bobby!
TxBoarHunter 2 years ago 4
Who ever thinks this shit isn't funny has no soul. I almost shit myself.
Beeboguy 2 years ago 7
I'm Souless....
burkinatorous 2 years ago
I kinda agree with Robert, he has a right to not think he is funny but he could get up and leave.
If you went into a comedy show and the comedian didnt make you laugh, would you stay and waste 1-2 hours or more or would you get up and leave and do something else with your time?
amandareece 2 years ago 3
He was too harsh about it, though. That's the only thing I don't like about him. He's rude, if you don't like the show, you can still stay, it doesn't mean you are less of a man. But yeah, I guess he's right. If only he wouldn't cuss everyone out so much. It's a little cruel...
InsideYoFeebleBrain 2 years ago 2
@InsideYoFeebleBrain if i ever saw him talk like this to someone i would never go see him again even if i like him.
He went way too far with this.
dfxjedi 1 year ago
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what a huge douche this guy is.
dache84 2 years ago
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I think he is incredibly insecure, and he is also ACTUALLY not funny. If you are funny, you don't need to tell the audience, you just make them laugh. Louis CK, George Carlin, Lewis Black and all the other greats would never act like an insecure pieces of shit, they would continue their act.
paulbotros 2 years ago
yeah man, lewis black is setting the world on fire............. hmm.
rezmoneynwkubs 2 years ago 2
you are the most ignorant fuck ever, all the comics you just mentioned go after hecklers in the audience, they thrive off of it, and it is one of the great comedy moments if you ever ever lucky enough to go to a show and witness it
Atheos1 2 years ago 8
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You are right. I am so wrong. I am forever embarrassed, thank-you for putting me in my place.
paulbotros 2 years ago
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I saw this guy last night opening for Dane Cook, some of his jokes are kind of funny but over all they are cheap and unclever, he is an unhappy prick
MissMichaelaB 2 years ago
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Yeah, this guy is fucked up. I don't care what anybody thinks. Lock this guy up in a loony bin.
Justinfh2point0 2 years ago
bob kelly is not funny
DojangRat 2 years ago
kramer 2 he took advantage of a audience member for no reason. rookie mistake, you lost it robert
jayalonzocomedy 2 years ago
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Robert Kelly reminds me WAY too much of Dane Cook. Seriously.. Listen to Dane Cook, then listen to Robert Kelly. I know that he was on Tourgasm with him, but shit...Did he have to completely rip Dane Cook's style? Jesus..
UndeadCircus 2 years ago
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Ariben00 2 years ago
Yeah he is kinda like Dane. Only his delivery and jokes are completely different and he doesn't suck cock. You fuckin loser.
colinxmurphy 2 years ago 27
@colinxmurphy
Robert kelly and dane cook are best friends, thats why they share some of the same qualities in their comedy
soldierfront03050 1 year ago
@colinxmurphy dane sucks ass
TheAbdullah23 6 months ago
@colinxmurphy
Except when he sucked Danes cock to be on that shitty tour that resulted in that shitty dvd. Dane sucks, Robert sucks. Both a couple of lame ass douchebags who have no business doing stand up.
stickydog480 2 months ago
OWNED!!!!!
buttloogie 3 years ago 8
That's awesome.
scantyrevery 3 years ago 5
Duuuuude. Laugh at my jokes dude.
sateliteoflove202 3 years ago 31
LOL!
2TheDeath 3 years ago 4
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bob kelly sucks
iamwilburforce 3 years ago
Bawbby lost it cause Tom Brady turned him down the night before.Cawk Sawker!!
sportyfrunk 3 years ago
i'm not a big bob kelly fan but that's some pretty good ownage
3greensher 3 years ago 6