Dom Mazzetti vs. Resumes

[oogledorf]

It's time for me to get a real job, like one with a celery

[clubdrift123]

FarCry3 the only ad I willingly watched in full.

[llhoulej]

"Those are titties"

[flyingshihtzus]

goldman sacks ahahahaa

[hockeybob94]

just noticed he spelt maryland wrong

[KonnerScottMusic]

can i get the resume as a poster for my room?

[amusliu13]

where'd you get that shirt? it's rawwww

[Bellantii]

those are tities

[MarkCarraher51]

You remember Dom? You remember when I layed it up on you?

[morewoodshova]

Stop fucking quoting the vid. We all just watched it. 

[nrwood12]

Haha as being a manager, I'd hire him if I got this. LMAO!

[RSJVillyV]

Best resume I've ever seen in my life.

[SonOfabeast24]

@DancingHedwig yes it is

[DancingHedwig]

@SonOfabeast24 Well this is a bit disturbing. I suggest you take a long hard look at yourself and think about where you've gone wrong in life. I also recommend therapy, or you know, using common sense.

[Aznboy4500]

It's about time I get a real job...

Along with like...a celery.

[nightinthehotel]

my computer is broken / i don't have one

[xxposhyxx1]

id hire him

[DancingHedwig]

Sexual harassment and rape aren't funny.

[fitzisthetits33]

@DancingHedwig Thats why he wasn't of them... more than three times

[makhmaltchi]

@DancingHedwig Gtfo this channel fag.

[DancingHedwig]

@makhmaltchi I would be offended by this, except that it's so ridiculous it's more funny than offensive.

[redcomet2010]

@DancingHedwig WRONG! a correct comment would be its only funny when it doesnt happen to you BOOM!

[thesearemyusernames]

Something I could have totally seen in this video:

"I made a video about the economy, which makes me an economist." *writes "ECONOMIST" on the resume*

"I also made a video about my rapping, which makes me a rap-ist." *writes "RAPIST" on the resume*

"Yeah son, imma killer rapist, I go in hard boy!"

Dom Mazzetti, ladies and gentlemen

[TOKILLAGAGREFLEX]

why'd he write Dom MAZZERRATTI?

[mmarinch]

@TOKILLAGAGREFLEX name or preferred nickname...

[xSamxStormx]

FUCKEN DUNK ON A 9 FT. NET

[Jimbolaxes1996]

Dom Mazzetti vs. Lax bros

[mburgoon]

"i've never been accused of sexual harassment .... 3 times" hahaha this is amazing

[FiveMinutesTo12AM]

Unpeached ... hahahahahaha!

[TheTrueWizKidd]

Why does he say gullible at 2:43?

[TheRagtagChicken]

@TheTrueWizKidd God damn it.

[stessaboi]

thanks to dom, I now know how to write my resume, which is good, cause I needed to make one of those. I also now know the correct spelling of Marryland.

[bigballa19]

hahahahahahhaha these captions are stupid as shit

[BocaBulls13]

and now he looks white

[hotdragster]

did anyone else notice that he called himself "Dom Mazzeratti"

[wildchild1314]

Notice he wrote Marryland instead of Maryland lol

[OneWayOffical]

"I was head boss for one year, December 2010 to January 2011" hahahaha

[mmdogg723]

"If you're lucky like me, you'll have some extra space to doodle." dom is the man

[dellie182]

absolutely flush it

[god1234567891011]

my computer is broken slash i dont have one XD wth

[soccer27899j]

dom v electric zoo

[Strawbz7209]

YOU ARE SO RELATABLE ITS AMAZING

[meshblorg]

guido

[taracolleeen]

those are titties

[cheesemann971]

if that was a poster i would buy that with in seconds

[TodayGamerLive]

@cheesemann971 it is...

[jch010]

This guy should have a weekly skit on SNL

[ikkyblob]

you can buy this poster at his districtlines thing

[acemanzor]

>press 7

>????

>Profit!

[RaTioNuLVideos]

is there a way you can make that a poster? i would buy one 

[mgulotta83]

Rollercoaster Tycoon and Mayor of Sim City!!! LMFAO

[Repanocho]

And thats how you get a job

[RoamingBo]

is anyone keeping track of the number of universities he has been about to graduate? 

[n0comment46x]

He can run 12 miles per hour apparently..

[minikania]

i was head boss for one year. december 2010-january 2011

[CentralRemixes]

hahahahahhahah mph

[LaurenOJeaMakeup]

My computer is broken. Slash, I don't have one.

[monster271]

GET AT ME

[teffty2]

12MPH is actually really slow

[sxetree]

@teffty2 not for a human

[marshallbrooks1]

@teffty2 slow for a full sprint yeah. but for a mile pace would be good lol

[Thatacoustic]

Turn on caption and go to 2:09

[jsh24jsh]

@Thatacoustic i dont get it? lol

[hamsterhiphop]

he spelled "maryland"  "marryland"

[puttter]

anyone else notice the "+" just appear at 0:45??

[crustytowel]

FUCKIN DUNK (9 FT RM)

[Almondania]

I fucking love this!

[caseyjones336]

id hire him.

[djBRONSwaGER]

I had to pause when he said "They're gonna want your contact info. "Friend me on Facebook." LMFAO. I'm done. This man is too cut up. I cried and almost pissed myself. I need to regain composure and watch the rest later.

[MrJosh336]

I CANT STOP WATCHING HIS VIDEOS!

[lilgretzkypro187]

dose are titties..lmao

[TheChicagoKid773]

"I was responsible for firing everyone..., when I bankrupted the company."

Picture then reads: Head Boss-Fired everyone.

[dreamesthetic]

marryland.

[NateTube]

Someone left a comment saying they should make this into a poster... so they did! Go peep the store

[Drew8247]

You are fucking hilarious!!! Keep making videos!

[pyeclam]

MY computer is broken. Slash, I don't have one.

Lol.

[longhorns13192]

i was boss for 1 year: december 2010 to january 2011.....for some reason that was my favorite part hahahhahaha

[skateitupable]

boomshakalaka!

[iLoveMetal90]

i applied to a job with this format. got the job. no bullshit swear to god.

[jrs034]

i would pay for one of those resumes

[mastrzacknathenbot]

You remember Dom! Remember when i laid it up on you!?

[getTUBED6]

18 people got fired from Dom's Dad's custom kitchen and cabinets

[LeGiiTXboxGamer]

press 9 for magic appearing pictures

[LeGiiTXboxGamer]

press 8 for Dom sneezing

[LeGiiTXboxGamer]

press 7 for titties

[JoEads94]

REMEMBER DOM?! REMEMBER WHEN I LAYED IT UP ON YOU?!?

[yungmula35]

I WOULD HIRE U!

[ironmike338]

So hilarious!

[RunaroundStar]

they unpeached me LOL! Yo I KNOW I'm gonna see this guy on Comedy Central.

[prestonm19]

who noticed that he put two "r"s in maryland

[smushemz92]

Fucken hilarious. Everyone one of these fucken videos!!!!

[Imlildoogie21]

Bottles N' Models, Those are titties

[simplybaybeeS888]

DOM MAZZERATTI INSTEAD OF DOM MAZZETTI LMFAOO

[alexd765]

those are titties

[Anagramrice]

roller coaster tycoon and sim city LMFAO

[fcastro71293]

lol i just realized dec 2010 to jan 2011. one year

[DjGa3tano]

@fcastro71293 actually... one month

[MarineCity100]

i can dunk a fucken basketball on a 9' rim absolutely flush, boomshockalocka

[ktothec133]

did he spell maryland wrong? x.x

[williamsongarrett1]

He was head of his Dad's company for 1 year between December 2010 to January 2011 and bankrupted the company... awesome

[loctalexan]

this guy is a comical genius. irony has never been funnier

[RecBookHero]

MPH 12

[koolkev617]

that fastest kid in second grade got all the ladies

funniest guy on youtube

[34celticpride]

What grade are you even in haha, cause you just made a video about being a freshman..

[docterpbnj]

lmao "There's the girl I unpeached!"

[mullivids]

this landed me a job at google, thanks dom!

[26Jmacc]

I can dunk a fuckin basketball on a 9 ft rim hahah

[nickcin201]

unpeached

[MSteinbacher1]

Anybody notice at 0:44- 0:47 the "+" pop up magically?

[doranbrandt1]

Those 14 are the girls that didn't remember when he laid it up on them

[D4rkPhilosopher]

The best part of these videos is that my name is Dom. YOU REMEMBER DOM!? YOU REMEMBER WHEN I LAID IT UP ON YOU!?

[ScreamingxSkies]

I can't express the love I have for this man.

[BePatient]

I'm a philant...philthrop..full on rapist

[athomas313]

@BePatient its always sunny....hell yea!

[MLordC]

he says celery instead of salary at 0:06. who noticed? :P

[olemissnick]

@MLordC thats the joke......

[MLordC]

@olemissnick maybe no one noticed it....

[prestonm19]

@MLordC everyone noticed retard. lol faggot

[MLordC]

@prestonm19 oooooo. big tough guy? lol i remember the first time i talked shit on the internet

[RCRobVlogs]

@MLordC ...that's the joke.

[coldharbourair]

@MLordC think he meant to do that..

[TheKingOfQueens1991]

@MLordC He is tryin to be funny.........no shit

[tsteed92]

yo i love this dudes big burly arms, any single guys hit me up i ride dix lyk a champ

[Dyeforpaintball]

did anyone notice the December 2010 to January 2011 

[JustLogic24]

@Dyeforpaintball no i don't think anybody else did, we're the only two..

[Dyeforpaintball]

@JustLogic24 Lmao yea i only saw it the third time i watched it

[Untitledwiz]

You're hilarious - got yourself a new subscriber

[Commandskate]

lmfao gpa 4.0 +

[GingerWithSharingan]

if your lucky like me you have enough space for doodles

[GingerWithSharingan]

if your lucky like me you have enough space for doodles

[brochacho727]

marryland on the poster ahaha

[smoran38]

T-shirt ?!?

[boomshakalak1]

hah boomshakalaka

[paysonkendle16]

12 people cant dunk on a 9 foot rim

[BigPapiFreak]

Yes, I like to hand write it because it's more personal.. and my computer is broken.. slash i don't have one..

[Frostbite864]

I laughed at "Goldman Sacks"

[Anagramrice]

@Frostbite864 Yeah i thought that was super funny. Don't know why that wasn't pointed out more.

[AGRAC393]

If your resume gets you an interview, you should quote Dom as much as you can. If they don't get it, you probably don't want to work there anyway.

[dflyer2114]

I like to hand write it, it's more personal. And my computer is broken.

..I don't have one.

[VooDooLynx]

BAM! Just got the job!

[Xavix24]

Press 7, you won't be disappointed.

[hauxwellj]

my computer is broken / i dont have one

[ShortBusStud]

Those are titties

[RojasJorge9]

marryland?



[xGamerBaby]

unpeached... isnt that taking someones virginity? hahahaha this guy is hilarious!

[ZsaZsaGalore004]

" 'bout time to get a real job, one with like a celery?"

[charlie123517]

12 people were umpeached by Dom.

[lvpd742]

districtlines(dot)com/27768-Do­m-Mazzetti-Poster-T-Shirt/Mike­-and-Gian

if u want to buy the poster

[columbiaunited2]

please put this man on jersey shore

[bkalldayyyy]

Press 5 Repeatedly to see Dom talk like a puppet.

[delvinny]

the fastest kid in second grade got all the ladies

[HaiAnonymous]

Marryland. Yes

[mmhmmitstheshelbster]

Hired!

[MrJetWave]

I'm going to try this sometime and send it in to see if i get the job

[hotdognoah]

one with like a celery. LOL

[Mrjst21]

ive never been accused for sexual harrasment... 3 times lol

[2simple00]

"And my computer broken / idont have one" lol funniest line

[hottiegrl1881]

Seriously would buy that poster

[DjGa3tano]

oh look theres that girl i unpeached!

[jimkunz100]

gold mansacks lol

[emvajgrt22]

absolutely flush it. boom shackalacka.

[SomeCrackerr]

Give them your contact info...GET AT ME.



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[EstyHD]

The fastest kid in second grade got all the ladies. Same thing goes for business.



[Detroitpiston16]

HAHAHAHAH friend me on facebook ..... add how fast you can run thats frickin hysterical

[jkidd1221]

i was head boss of my dads costum kitchen and closets for one year december 2010 to january 2011