Dear Apple

[chrisG755]

You remind me of michael mcintyre because of the way you say certain things - 1:20

[TheDanc1nghawk]

wait, your apple store doesn't have iPhone4's in stock? also, I usually don't have issues with long waits on deliveries. Seattle is the home of Amazon, they have a warehouse 20 miles from my house. also there are Apple, Google, Netflix, and Ebay offices here as well. I usually get things very quickly, usually much faster than the 7-10 days usually quoted.

This is a thinly veiled hint to move to Seattle.

(my standard business shipping from amazon is basically 2 day shipping. #Winning)

[DickHead69able]

look at you you gay homo queer your face looks like a busted up tomato you fruit fangling faggot

[jacktuckermusic]

your hilarious dude, i laughed alot

[codecrax]

i lol'd at 0:50 GIVE MY MY IPHONE PHORRR

[henry2625]

Awesome video!! The beginning music sounds simish

[rhino986]

Apples are just better. I love the open licensing for apps to run on apple products. I love it that they encourage free and open enterprise by allowing others to make clones of the products that work better then the originals. Apple is not about money it is about free sharing of ideas with data and not making a buck on it.

Yea right!

[rikko338]

I'm British myself so i'm not doing that American 'Oh, you're just like *insert name of any random British guy here*', but your comedy so reminds me of Michael McIntrye, it's wonderful.

[Liliwa14]

Do you...watch a lot of Eddie Izzard?

[iMovieMaster123]

You remind me of Michael Mckintire

[elmolly93]

I love you accent lol

[wickedroy]

apple are for vegetarians

[ianswertobob]

I'm excited to see more of your videos--thanks for being all, "Why are we not friends?" and such. 'Cause you, my (newly discovered) friend, are awesome.

~Kiera

[SoupBits]

I love the end. "Twat"

[Sarsington]

THERE IS NO LIST they are just making you wait because that is how they make their fun. it's a conspiracy

[bexter19961]

properrr funny thiss :') bur a luv ur accent soo muchh! :')x

[TheOrgamistGod]

'TWAT' lool ur hilarious

[hoodienow]

I know how you feel I have been waiting a month for my iPhone 4 and it finally came today!

[BurnseyBurnzy]

Reminds me of Michael Mcintyre, I like him.

[N3onpink]

**shakes

Haha!!

[N3onpink]

iPhone 4 FTW!! I can't waaaait to get my upgrade *shanks fist*

[ilovepinkfloydyay]

You bought Iphone 4? fool.

Android is the way forward.

MSWindows = shite.

Apple OS = I'm not even going to justify the shitness with a statement.

Linux = great!

[MrsWizz96]

'Twat.' You're adorable :') xx

[dalekbeats]

I'm still waiting for mine and that was two frikin minths ago

[TheBucash]

agree with the michael mcintyre point. same tone in his voice when he talks

[wafflerockr]

i think i saw him today in chester! i was like OMG ITS THAT GUY OFF YOUTUBE. he might have noticed me.. the one with the balloon hat on in a wheelchair with a broken leg cage fixator thing. :P

[Aishaaax]

you remind me of michael macintyre,

..only with a lower voice, haha

[ItIsRebecca]

ah, first world problems...

[croup007]

OMG I'M GONNA KILL THIS FLY *kills it... bitch ass motherfucker ;D

[pcgamerguy1234]

u uploaded this 3 weeks ago , has it arrived yet?

[gavinlowndes]

@tayls1993 what camera did you use ? because i want to get my hands on one :D

[rkozzy369]

your video quality is sick! what camera and software do you use?

[rusjafostermusic]

you remind me of michael mcintyre. nice vids!

[DieZeitman]

he reminds me of matt smith - doctor who!!!

[etnieshoe12]

this guy sint funny.

[TechWorldTips]

@MillionMilesAnHour I thought the same.

[MillionMilesAnHour]

You reminded me of Michail McIntyre in this video...

Yes I hate waiting for things, soooo much!

[smivadee]

Enjoyed this, and I feel your pain, I know exactly how you feel/felt. Keep up the good work. Smiv

[navaun22]

you talk like michael mcintyredies...its brilliant

[MrLukasDiSparrow]

another Apple guy... does it really mean Apple is good? I mean Mac? i am considering getting one cuz my windows "is killing me softly with its wrongs" does Mac freeze as well when u work? is Final Cut already in Mac? I need to write a book i write too much...

[tayls1993]

@MrLukasDiSparrow Get one!

but! Apple lie, they do crash, but no where near as often, and usually its programs that crash rather than the whole system (programs close straight away when you tell them to as well when they are not responding)

and sadly no, final cut doesn't come with a mac. however imovie does and thats pretty good!

Please, write me a book and i will do the pictures and colour them in. :)

[JonnoJonnerz]

Yup, that's what it was like with my HTC Wildfire from Three. I had to wait 8 more days (they didn't tell me it was out of stock!)

[dsclubhouse1]

haha

this was amazing

:)

glad I subbed

[ohaiumby]

First off, I LOVE your camera.

Second off; I agree, you remind me of Michael McIntyre.

I am so glad I got to talk to you this weekend!

[ThePenguinMustFail]

Apple are bitches for this stuff, Sometimes it comes early sometimes it comes late.

[UselessTies150]

Best way to end a video, ever.

[thepappytube]

My gosh you're right! this is a good one! :D

Actually you remind me a bit of Michael Mcintyre :)

[mrsheentw]

Yeahhhhhh go on!

[SensibleFoxes]

ahaha, your editing skills are fantastic. You've come leaps and bounds since your first video.

[MATTYPILL94]

my ipod came early :L 

[WillsOdyssey]

Sam, I somehow missed this video in my subscription box.

Interestingly I had no problems at all when I bought my iPod Touch online - mainly because it was delivered by UPS, who are apparently good at the whole 'delivering on time' thing. Lesson for future: don't get Apple stores to order stuff in :)

[HAMWI253]

It takes 2 and a half weeks to get

[Freeze883]

The best bit is the year it takes before the phone actually gets the updates that make it work correctly.

[XiaoyuHibbard]

perhaps i'm more patient than you dear tayls1993, however I really want to comb your hair and fix that extra curl that keeps sitting in the middle of your forehead. I stared at it the whole video. he he

[tayls1993]

@XiaoyuHibbard I believe it's been referred to as my 'forehead vagina' :)

[ThumbsUpFilms]

Funny stuff. Bitchass motherfuckin fly

[Schubes17]

"bitcha ss motherfucker"

"You cant escape it"

"one hyphen two"

hahahaha I love these vids, thank you for coming back into my life.

[Venilon]

Dude, you're hilarious.

[billtvmacon]

I love the comments about unboxing! Great video.

[MriPodTouchInfo]

I tell you what... Apple is getting greedy! You know why because they rushed the production of the iPhone 4, causing problems, and their "Customer Service" has gone way down hill in to the point of "NO RETURN"! Ok not that bad but still! lol :D

Thanks for Reading

Charlie Speck!

[sophiaathina]

I enjoyed all four minutes of this rant thoroughly.

SOMEONE's clearly not forgetting to be awesome.

[fizzylimon]

Yeah I know what it's like to wait. I had to wait for this video to play. And you know how that ended up.

Also, iPhone 4, hm? I'm still operating with my old clunker that only texts, takes pictures, and calls people, haha. I remember back in the day when it was a big deal to have your phone be wireless... as in you could walk around the house talking on your land line :O

Also, do you need an intro? I may or may not have animating software...

[tayls1993]

@fizzylimon oh steve, i forget you are like 36.

and yess please!!! i will love you forever*

*terms and conditions apply

[fizzylimon]

@tayls1993 Then send me your intro music so's I can do it, like, musically, and give me a few days :)

[TheDanc1nghawk]

@fizzylimon mine doesn't even take pictures. XD and yes, I remember..... ROTARY! (@tayls1993)

[MastrEcko]

Congrats on being funny. Truly.

[Callum530]

Haha proper funny and yeah i agree with the Micheal Mcintyre like aspects. and lol at the unboxings on my other channel i do unboxings and all my friends are like what why has your video got this many videoes opening a box. but yes people are weirdly excited by it

[TylerRosexD]

Sam i'm sure it'll come now before the two weeks is up. Then you'll rant again saying how they made you believe you were going to have to wait the extra week etc...

Good luck with that *thumbs up*

-Tyler x

[adamlikescereal]

WHO DOESNT HATE IT MAAAAAN, !! it's frustrating xD

man you're funny ! haha, i love it

[MattOnCamera]

OMG Sam ... you reminded me of Michael Mcyntyre with your humour and the way you delivered all your jokes ... DFTBA!

[Nerdfighteratalie]

Dear Sam,

Please come live in my pocket forever?

I would enjoy to have you talking and ranting in every second of my life.

Love,

Natalie

[tayls1993]

@Nerdfighteratalie k, brb packing..

[tayls1993]

@ImBonkerz100 i'm working on it!

by all means create an intro for me if you want?

[EveryoneLovesRobots]

Proper relationship~ xD

[Un1clops]

careful what you say about apple, or Steve Jobs will make you "commit suicide"

[HmmHarry]

You remind me of Micheal McIntyre in this :L

I bet you anything it comes tomorrow :P

[tayls1993]

@HmmHarry i didn't have him in mind while doing it, but during editing i really noticed it!

and it bloody better :)