Happy Mother's Day (gears of war machinima)

[nihlusvakarian]

@thewingmanpro

I don't know what puzzles me more. If this is true, or the fact that u know that?

[StockRod55]

If Berserkers are female, and the drones ar birth from the rape of a berserker by drones, that means the drones rape they own mothers ....oh god why o.o

[TheGreatHolyGamer]

like i do machinimas in halo i can do it in gears?

[TheWingmanPro]

Myrrah birthed no one.

The members of the Locust Horde are born from Drones and Berserkers.

They tie down the Berserker and chain them, and then the Drones rape the Berserker.

Please thumbs up so people can know.

[darkenedfire9]

she birthed the whole race SHES A WHORE



[Deddshot]

Wait...aren't locust born from Berserker rape?

But this says that Mirrah birthed them.

I call shenanigans.

[MrBeeyang20]

MANLY TEARS! LOLLOLOLOL XDDDDDD

[MrBeeyang20]

Hahahahaha!!!!

[TheCrimsonHelix]

no top comment? umm, boobs?

[SillyDaffy]

@TheCrimsonHelix wow, what a suprise, no top comments and you said boobs.... I'm so mad I'm gonna get my giant worm to come eat you

[benjaloquendoxD]

los locust se mamaron

[IAmAPeanut96]

Kootra made this :D

[shant07]

fucking ads...

[therandysexton]

tHAT GOLD GUN IS BEASTY

[cri55ie1]

gay locust at 1:14

[cri55ie1]

@1:14 gay locust

[XxBillL4DxX]

im trading an account or giving it away it has Adam Fenix golden wepz and the new DLCs Pm if u awnt to trade or be in a raffle (GOW 3)

[GermanTakeover]

well, for all the mexicans out there the statement at 1:44 isnt true..

[RecordsDigital]

MOMMY ):::::::

[crackmonkey208]

Omg MOMMY!!!

[Jaydub1020]

Beserkers are the Locust females not Mirah....

[Dimentio63]

@Jaydub1020 Myrrah is the queen dumbass

[Jaydub1020]

@Dimentio63 agreed

[EllboGrease27]

@Dimentio63 he is right, kinda... the locust are born from berserkers which rape eachother, Myrrah is actually human

[TheGearhead22]

i was waiting for those cog to kill them at the end of their speeches or kill them mid speech then start talkin abt there moms

[DansComedy11]

whats up with the COG beindg i the video in three of the shots man its about the locust

[jarobano]

2010 likes in the year 2011

[duckboy828]

lol 1:42

[BottleCapStudios101]

how many guys did the qween do?

[147bingbong]

Stealing is Illegal.

[SSJ4VEGITO100]

mirrah that dirty slut



[EthanG298]

at 1:51 my mum rushed in 2 see if i was ok...

[UnknownBlindfire]

@EthanG298 so gay lol

[dooklik]

@EthanG298 hardy har hahaahahahah



[angrywhitebird22]

sorry nobody is stupid enough to trade for griffin since alot of people have it and its free also probally everybody used their codes

[meEVIL1000]

you should've included RAAM btw that was really funny

[poop32ify]

mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyy

[elgrandecaro]

MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

[B0ULLIE]

If there were people shown fighting in the background (Explosion, guts, and all)

and the occasionally dying Locust interviewee...

Then this would have been truly...

Hilarious.

[grasspie]

The queen dosent actually give birth to the locust... Berserkers are the other only female locust so they reproduce by tieing berserkers down and raping them

Gearspedia ftw

[locosuperz]

I am trading 1 Adam Fenix code or 1 Savage Kantus code for 1 Mechanic Baird. If anybody is intrested send me a message or contact me on my gamertag: The Iron Sniper

[L4D2FREAK123]

@locosuperz commando dom for my grffin please reply asap !

[locosuperz]

I am tradeing 1 Commando Dom code and 6 Aaron Griffin codes for 1 Mechanical Baird code. If anybody is intrested send me a message or contact me on my gamertag: The Iron Sniper

[Faohlun]

@locosuperz Aaron griffin is free >>

[sparton1199]

what is this? machinima? on machinimas youtube channel? mabye i should re subscribe.

o wait this is from 2009, never mind, i'll stay unsubed

[cupotasters]

Want to win Gears of War 3? Go to this site: goo.gl\k3U6R

[GrimTheRealReaper]

I was hoping the gears in the backround would just blast them to peices in the end of atleast one interview.

[metanoble1]

mommy!!!!

[angrywhitebird22]

I think all the storys in gears that monsters come up at night and kidnap children I guess that happens so they can find a queen you know I guess thats why she looks human locust took her as a baby and she got so use to the locsut and then took lead thats my theory

[keller330]

MOMMYYYY!: beast rider

AHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME!: sniper

XD

[MrGlenism]

DUST TO DUST AD! YES!

[coolkillah5105]

THE TIME I FELT HAPPY WHEN SHE GAVE MY FIRST PET

[caseygoddard2001]

im remembering this for mothers day

[troflmfao]

ad: "one day I'm going to be a fashion designer"

me: I don't care fag.

[halo3fan101]

i love how they just have the random cogs in the backround

[FulyHop]

u re do that video when gears of war 3 comes out

[BoxerX777]

this was entertaining

[Cloud3654]

The Gears of wars 3 goes on sale on my birthday :D :D¡¡¡ 20 SEPTEMBER X3 ¡¡¡

[A1B2C3D4WHAT]

awesomely funny

[TheRedHawk422]

This is true, some people (myself included) don't give our mothers the respect they deserve...

[Zzabi123]

momyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yy XDDDD from Beast Rider

[joshuacat1]

I just click on a random video and kootras is :) MLG

[TheIcepick45]

wheres kantus

[Dimentio63]

@sargentsolar nope, her mom would take Marcus with her to do research when he was a kid, unfortunatley, she died looking for imulsion crystals

[GeneralRem]

X D

Now THAT is funny!

[CaLLyBUDxx420xx]

GAY

[uraniumangel75]

skorge is a woman!

[Dimentio63]

@uraniumangel75 Skorge is male

[Dimentio63]

@uraniumangel75 Fuck bro. Skorge is male. He's the high-priest of the Locust. Gearspedia ftw

[clonetrooper250]

I guess this vid doesnt follow the "Berserkers rape" theory.

[Soccercrazyigboman]

@clonetrooper250

well I think they are talking about the Queen, not the Berserkers which definitely you'd have to rape

[paperpro3223]

@clonetrooper250 Wanna know something funny as hell.... me and you are like probably the couple of people to know what this means...

[clonetrooper250]

@paperpro3223 Wait, I don't follow. What does that mean to you?

[paperpro3223]

@clonetrooper250 People dont read the books and read stuff like you and I... so they probably dont know what youre talking about..... haha

[clonetrooper250]

@paperpro3223 Ah. Actually, I havent read the books all that much, but my cousin is obsessed with the gears universe and he's told me alot of backround info about it, and I've read about Gears online. I do respect you though if you do read the books like a true fan instead of just playing the games.

[paperpro3223]

@clonetrooper250 Yeah i got yah...  mean thats what I was trying to say... People who play the game.. dont know as much ;)

[GrimmRebellion]

@paperpro3223 I've played the games and read all the books and the comics so...

[captainmorgan254]

@clonetrooper250 Yeah, I guess the queen was squeezing out babies like the way a minigun fires bullets.

[clonetrooper250]

@captainmorgan254 Ugh, thanks for that visual.

[JohnnySpykeGaming]

@clonetrooper250 or maybe it does.....incest ftw! lol

[KingNefiiria]

This video made the locust appear cute rather than scary, which made me laugh xD

[ThePablitoDf]

Nice work

[asddsdsssd]

mom mommy give me a kiss mom arrrrgggghhhh GET AWAY FROM ME!....MOMMY!!

[halo3killer10101]

mommeeeeeeeeeee

[Hovsep18]

damn, her vag is probably destroyed

[Tinman888100]

@Hovsep18 Yeah that isn't a long dress, that's her kooch lol

[TheAjstar07]

2011?

[TEHORANGEAVENGER]

skorge can actaully talk to the riftworm this guy wont be taiming it

[Jason331V]

Beast Rider: Mommy give me a kiss!

Sniper: 0.0 AHHHH, GET AWAY FORM ME!

Beast Rider: >_< MMMMMOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[ozbreeze13]

-ponits and laughs at them-haha sick for me 0.o-seees him coming to me-holy *beep*-runs away-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[moto350alan]

maaaaammmeeeeeeeee

[devildogged1234]

Playboy

[devildogged1234]

I bought her a playbot mag

[NOZQM]

i bought her gears of war.

[nippletwister2334]

this comment will randomly get thumbs up

[apple1231230]

@nippletwister2334 nah

[bob917865]

lol



[ssgfilmsnarmour]

i think thumps up is spelled with a B like "thumb"

[DeCans1999]

kootra what the fuck

[swooshy117]

MOMMMYYY! xD



[spirtbreaker1]

wow beautiful

[MultiA212]

@siblings08081 yeah that happened because she smelled a human. When there in the locust city (aka no humans around) the males do there stuff because the berserker is used to them

[1222Alano]

Thumbs off for people saying thumbs up!!!

[LastGlocksCoD]

nobody knows how to spell thumbs anymore... =/

[shadowgem2000]

i read that the loucust queen was marcus mum does that mean that marcus kills his brothers and sisters?

[TheWrathMovies]

@shadowgem2000 The locust queen isn't Marcus' mom.

[Dimentio63]

@TheWrathMovies her mom's name is Elain, the Queen's is Myrrah. People need to check the Gearsopedia for once.

[Xistanceowner]

@Dimentio63 THANK YOU!

[Dimentio63]

@shadowgem2000 nope, the Queen isn't Marcus' mom

[SUPERPWNIFIER]

KOOTRA YAY

[toa719]

this makes me feel sorry to kill the Locusts.

[KatanaYamman]

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

[KartKing4ever]

Just so you know, Locust rape Berserkers to have little grubs. I'm serious. look it up on the forums or Gearsopedia.

[COGgear1000]

@KartKing4ever rape/ how the hell do you rape a berserker?! those things are insane!

[KartKing4ever]

@COGgear1000 I know but that's how they do it. hahaha

[COGgear1000]

@KartKing4ever lol

[BurntWingedAngel91]

@COGgear1000 that might explain why they're insane....did you ever think of that? they're blind.....so the grubs trip her up, and hold her down I guess.

[COGgear1000]

@BurntWingedAngel91 probably.

[siblings08081]

@BurntWingedAngel91 they tried that in gears one she got out and killed two male locust and a cog i guess the berserkers rape the males

[Dimentio63]

@COGgear1000 they chain them down

[COGgear1000]

@Dimentio63 :D

[Licidea]

@KartKing4ever I know when I found that out I switched to shock mode wtf!!! 

[Xplays202]

a million siblings wow she must get it on every night

[AIRSOFTx26]

106 people hate their mom.

[icaro445566]

I'm dedicating this to my mom tommorow.

[gothmusic11]

@GeneraalGrievous That is a contradiction.

[modernwarefare22]

skorge part was hilarious:she gave me a reaver for the first time she even taught me how to ride it ;)

[xTHEFATGIRLx]

I lol'd so hard at this.

[thesalar13]

i love my mom

[MrKillerchris951]

its ur moms cunt bitch

[papit000]

I want the GNASHER to sound like it does in part 2 for part 3 pls

[MrKillerchris951]

@GeneraalGrievous U R A THUMBS UP WHORES U IDOIT!

[TheKokonut00]

@MrKillerchris951 THATS THE JOKE RETARD!

[derburnley]

@MrKillerchris951 uh thats the joke

[MrKillerchris951]

@GeneraalGrievous U R A THUMPS UP WHORES U IDOIT!

[08post]

@GeneraalGrievous same for you thumbs not thumps

[IxZARATHOSxI]

@GeneraalGrievous Like you

[xlessard]

ill do something nice for your mom, more special than what i do to her every night

[redninja952]

@GeneraalGrievous hypocrite

[TheForgottenBlackMan]

Thumbs up if you hate thumbs up hating whores

[SuperDethclock]

MOMMYYYYYYYYY!!! XD

[TeamRedz]

wtf its thumps

[Ghostfacekillah29]

102 ppl dont love there moms and mine loves me with all her heart and i do the same to her :)

[Ghostfacekillah29]

102 ppl dont love there moms

[flipy203]

@Ghostfacekillah29 i hate my mom

[Ghostfacekillah29]

@flipy203 O_O Y!?!?!?!?!?

[Xlross00]

Momyyyyyyy!!!!!

[Raiden4019]

@GeneraalGrievous You know you contradict yourself because by hoping to discourage thumbs-up whores, you have become one? So now, let it be known that you sir, GeneraalGrievous, are a THUMBS UP WHORE. FAIL.

You have been owned.

[22adze]

gears of war almost made me commit suicide

[mahilaniv]

my mommy loves me with all her heart.

:}.

[USparatroopersurgeon]

I remember watching this when it first came out.

[KingOfBattleRiffle17]

HAHAHAHA! I love the end ( 1:40 ) - end

[losferwords666]

jajajajajajaja muy buena, muy buena!!

[misterhoobomaster]

thumbs up if you have eaten anything today

[luizengrazia1]

hahahahahaha

[ironhocker888]

For thumbs up people/ skip advertisements: ctrl+w

[clonetrooper250]

I was expecting that last guy to get chinsawed midsentenced. I was dissapointed.

[x1TzR3J3CTx]

Ahh... I know why people ask for thumbs up now.. so there comment is the first one you see. OMG i am soo smart

[slysteven536]

I Guess the locust are friendly

[NeonFireSpark]

that was freakin funny



[WilcoDeltaOut]

0:30 Carmine ftw!

[MrDmw101]

God this is the funniest thing I have seen since that family guy clip where peter and the gang drank that ipecac!

[gearsman01234]

Ok two things one I hate people that post those gay post this to 5 videos shit second this really brightend my day horrible day and this was so funny MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!

[triplexxxsatyr]

"Arrrggghhhh... Get away from me!"

LOL!

[triplexxxsatyr]

THIS is probably my second favorite Machinima behind DigitalPh33r's Halo Machinimas.

Do more!

[killer5049]

thumbs up if u saw the gold lancer at 0:30

[nerdofdeath]

@killer5049 shh

[NotTrollingAtAll]

This video really spoke to me... I'm off to find my nearest friend and consider him my mother for the next 20 years.

[oversaekken40]

@GeneraalGrievous wait... that means that u also is a whore :/

[Mega11221133]

@GeneraalGrievous CONTRADICTORYYYYYY!!!

[MrAnubis1988]

This video is gay.

[MrGggamer]

XD totally loved this clip

[oIRIOIFILo]

0:00

[Grandaddyfan209]

the queen didnt breed all those locust lol the crazy ass berzerker did

[MrIcemanj]

anybody got some xbox live codes or trials hit me up