The Internet Troll - (Original Song)

[brytonlaw]

After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off.

And "penis" is Russian for?

[Hucketuck]

kill yourself

[EthernalExhile]

Good looking kitchen.

[llTerrorBladell]

Shemale..

[Ezeclyastes]

penis...!

[XXLB3AST]

hahahaha hohohohoho lololololololololololol is the ORIGINAL

[Ownerz100kk]

press f13 for epic graphics

[MrElbenjo]

everybody spam trololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[MrElbenjo]

trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo

[MrElbenjo]

trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo

[MrElbenjo]

trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo trololololo

[AMadWalnut]

Seriously, You're hot. So here's a tip; do not fight trolls.

[DammitSpah]

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

[elusuario989]

Suck my bitch dick!!

No wait.. DX

[KojachBaumherr]

make me a sandwich

and one for yourself, for fucks sake you look like a holocaust victim, that is if the holocaust were real of course

[Satanicarse]

She just needs to be F#*$&!

[BrandonB260]

youre gay

[MrEpicCrayonz]

I'm afraid, you fucked up trolling.. now... make yourself useful and go get me a sammich.

[ionutthedog]

i'm haaating!

[0niisama]

do you eat properly?

[MrWasherDryer]

Fucking Bitch,

[Domisgreater]

Get back in the kitchen

[memyselfandcorpse2]

Nice song.

for me to troll.

[TheSkewt]

ಠ_ಠ

[MrSeventhElement]

Pretty girl. Work on your singing though (not trolling) ;-)

[frog7725]

Thats not how trolls sing.

[singeenfeu]

Bitch got a penis!

[TheAwesomekman]

@singeenfeu gtfo of the internet. no one that watches raywilliamjohnson will ever be a troll, even though they all think they are

[Sheepheadz]

@TheAwesomekman ray william johnson sucks ass

[TheAwesomekman]

@Sheepheadz good girl!

[Sheepheadz]

@TheAwesomekman :3 im actuallt a boy mah boi

[moomeraver]

@singeenfeu Bitch got a penis!

[Lersum]

@singeenfeu NO NO! its all wrong, you gotta typ it like this.

Bitch got a penis. Bitch got a penis. Bitch got a penis. Bitch got a penis. Bitch got a penis. Bitch got a penis. Bitch got a penis. Bitch got a penis. Bitch got a penis. Bitch got a penis. Bitch got a penis. Bitch got a penis.

Whose got a penis? Bitch got a penis. whose got a penis? Bitch got a penis. Bitch got a penis. Bitch got a penis.

NOW THERE!

[SonNickOsUzumaki]

Bitches can't troll, or sing. OBEY MY COCK, WOMAN

[itsheapsgood]

dey see me trollin' dey hatin'

[MrGlies]

Her voice is the trolling.

[keverc]

i feel the need to give this chick a cheese burger but i am afraid she would just trow it up when no one is watching

[anderthesander]

tits or gtfo, the choice is yours

[Thetrollmaster2000]

small boobs, I bet you have very little self asteem :-)

your define shoulders will lead people thinking that you're a transvestite.

[KojachBaumherr]

if youre driven to make a song about trolls like this, youve probably been trolled fucking hardmode

[MrLowselfesteem]

We found ur face....ur a very smart troll

[dude2992]

This newfag bitch needs to get back in the kitchen.

[SaladHood]

That was one funky tune! What language was it in?

[fredthejunkman]

what a bunch of crap. you can't sing either.

[giocovier]

tits or gtfo

[TheMe55iaH]

Bitch, please...

[Abelaka]

GOD you're FUGLY

[ArguingDiagram]

LOL.

Win.

[DarthZimmeris]

Ok... so obviously you're a poor person, judging from the crappy guitar, the blanket over the window? (wtf?), the fact that you have no art on your walls worth mentioning, and the fact that you're using a oooold asss ThinkPad standing ontop of some, what look to be, boxes.

...and I'm pretty sure I saw your dick in that one shot.

Skinny emo punk bitches (with braces) who don't play instruments very well aught not to troll. :)

Kill yourself, please.

[Ken0rable]

Damn, you were trolled so hard you wrote a song about it ? Them b sum win trollz mahn..

[renars15]

Go back to the kitchen!

[DeathCalamaro]

trolls don't have braces

[Cry53r]

@TriplTap nor dance..

[bonegrinder06]

I rather be warned about bad songs in the future, thanks.

[ilvsas]

This song got trolled.

[zkevencBO]

stop trolling youtube

[TheDysfunkpunk]

lol i love how she`s talking about her trolling ppl but in reality shes the one being trolled XD

[mdude009]

this song is gay, women shouldn't write songs, they should be required by law to suck anyones cock if the guy says "suck my cock" no questions asked

[faetrn]

@mdude009  ....Interesting.

[jamein1900]

You look like if I'd fuck you, you'd break in hafe. Eat meat to fix that.

[samir411]

wwwbiggesthatercom a place for trolls and if u spot a troll direct them there

[pollyglam]

holyshit

[PhantomAct]

u heard of food?

[detroitmobster25]

steve jobs owns a pc

[dingus153]

@detroitmobster25 MIND F*&%

[MrPain331]

@detroitmobster25 Abortion........abortion should be free.all teenage girls should be required to have abortions

[johann7gohan]

.... learn how to create/play songs kaythnxbye

[clown134]

i have the same color walls in my bedroom

[loligeownz]

troll vs troll... infinite trollin ^^

[NearingTheEnd]

I want her to take her clothes off sit backwards on my dick and gargle saltwater while i smack her feet with a 20lb bag of rice.

[bulletmanx]

i'd tap that

[Bonertronica]

Total jailbait.

[nostanova]

iron my shirt bitch

[MrTegors]

This better have been made in the kitchen...

[TubePlayer101]

They see me trollin,They hatin'.

[daonli123]

put out a troll song... good job. Everyone who doesnt like this vid eats justin bieber dick

[MrAZOOZ1993]

WTF DO U CALL UR self a female !!!!! i guess u was a man

[A1R5N1P3R]

I speak American.

[gasmaskers]

Trolls saying they are trolls are fake trolls.

SO GTFO, ugly whore.

[MrAZOOZ1993]

@gasmaskers yeh

[IWaleYourmOM]

lol successfull trolling video :)

[AnotherMatty]

oh god xD hurt my ears

[LapanConnor]

... unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful

[TheSlowRabbit]

Theslowrabbit is a troll that trolls other trolls...internal affairs.

[Lukobie]

Tits or GTFO

Chicks cant troll, but they can make my dinner!

[shadohawke]

i dont care if u troll me also i think the girl in the vid is cute i would be her friend and date her. and the reason i posted 2 is because it wouldn't send the long message.

[shadohawke]

@trollingyourazz like u would know what a pussy smells like i bet the only one u have ever seen is from online porn and whores that u pay so go cry yourself to sleep wondering why u dont have a girlfriend and i dont care

[xcrackmuffinsx]

GET THE FUCK BACK TO THE YOUTUBE BRIDGE YOU TROLL! hehehe. and on the way back, make me a sammich.

[lonelyislandluver]

lol the funniest troll song

[DrustxPlague]

Ah, my old nemesis, Herp Derpington.

[macchappy]

Tits or get the fuck off!

[schwoogie78]

gosh golly you sure are hot, id love to let you take a shit on my chest and piss in my mouth

[Foxxygrandpa69]

stfu brace face learn to play guitar my mom can play the g chord and a c chord and you dont look cute with those braces whore

[Draykid]

this is not even really accurate.

[TrollingYourAzz]

terrible singing...horrible lyric.....suck ass guitar playing...long nose.....im betting her pussy smells like ocean water.....pan cake tits....twig thin arms = Kill Yourself

[Shadowmythfrags]

Get in the kitchen and make me a Sammich.

[Vindingus]

WHOA that song kicked ass and was a great laugh because its true.

[UndyingWrath]

If you don't make me a steak right now, i will take that guitar of yours and BREAK IT OVER YOUR HEAD!

[superanon121]

eww, such a ugly bitch

[CoozyMcMillan]

eww....

[molewizard]

Fuck off back to the kitchen, and learn to tune your damned guitar.

[BigJuicyx3]

ಠ_ಠ

Get me a sammich, bitch.

[TheRockybalburke]

@TheCriswell lol i just dont think women are born with that humour men have. i have never known one funny women

[TheRockybalburke]

you know what?.... GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!

[coldblizzerd]

Make me a sandwich thats what your good for ! dumb blond...

[nathanclark11]

whoa nice voice and good job

[sickemrex99]

you realise you are tone deaf yes?

[stonerphonic]

hey, 10 points for trying. negative 4,752 points for just plain old sucking. i did smile once tho. noticed you got a tag of ENTERTAINMENT on this piece. o well, least we'll all sleep well tonite knowing babyporridge got nuthin 2 worry about. thanks PSC, just wish i could claim my 1:55 back...

[EpicAryanAnderson]

try to sell your music especially with the amazing sex appeal of man hands and brace face you will make all kinds of bank

[JSztein]

go to the kitchen and suck my cock

[Luxai]

This song is trolled.

[TheBestTroller]

stupid bitches and there cameras

[usnavysss]

your more skinny then paris hilton good job you suck at life!!!!!

[Zapot8]

This was enjoyable, Thanks

[Grassdragoon]

Pokemon Misty haircut wtf lol. GB2Kitchen whore

[RGzDarkDiamond]

@Grassdragoon

I lol'd.

..Hard

[DeadRiser1]

Im suprised such a blonde could make a soung retarded...

FEEDDDD MEEE!!!

[FUXXNOOBZALLDAY]

lmao. your brute.

[nomoreyou1212]

did you used to be a man? :O

[DrewwzaPalooza]

Do you have down syndrome?

[superniitendofan64]

may i direct you to the kitchen?

[Carugax]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[Takaki808]

well now we see your face

[KrappleGuy]

This song reeks of unfunny and butthurt.

As for the horrible singing, thats probably due to all the throwing up she does to try and stay 'thin'.

[emiko4eva]

Hiii... soo I like your hair but... you can't sing very well.... :/

[flitterella]

"your skinny ass looks anorexic"

"you have too many rolls"

LOL GOOD JOB INTARNET

[krazyasskapush]

fuck she's hot

[schilkschi]

hopefully someone feeds you. Look how skinny she is.

[jayjayhawker]

tits or gtfo

[xirta1]

disgusting animal

who let it out of its cage?!

[domydishes]

its weird how you seem to not understand trolling yet you seem to behave like one perfectly

[Norway2011]

Something makes me think this video is "false" and "homosexual"

[piperfect]

You can't troll a troll..... ya troll rollup.

[Inyerbed]

this video is fake and gay

[AKarloR]

GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!111ONE!!11!o­ne1one1!

[bakedbean1232]

You fail. I'm going to BESCUMBE you.

[bakedbean1232]

This video is fake and gay

[Nutblaster]

tits or gtfo

[F0XTR0T]

this song smells like a pseudo-double troll

[DTuriTuri]

this video is fake and gay

[furnicaticaloasa]

it makes me want to give her a big mac or something like that

[ferdin12]

TITS OR GTFO!

[assassin2560]

Tits or grfo

[Toxicspillway]

tits or GTFO

[yougotcrossed2]

well this is ALOT better than some of the other stuff ive seen on here

[HoDSolidIce]

fake

[lowaces]

the trollers probably got her working in porn by now

[sven0110]

This whore does not know what trolling is all about. GTFO the interbutts!

[TheoryReviewGuy]

HOt

[darkgameralex]

ur fukin ugly gay girl

[pa3ned]

FUCK ID FUCK U.

YOUR A BIT THIN darling. but still

[GoEnFast101]

Girls....cant be trolls.... refer to da rules

[Wandervon]

You're not a troll you gangley dumb bitch. You are clearly a just a camwhore who can play a guitar who fancies herself a troll because she can turn eyes in a room full of 40 year old men.

stfu

[YaikonMetal]

Youre a troll :P

[Wandervon]

No I'm not, I'm just speaking the truth. I am so sick of girls like this who think they are sooooo cool and that everyone should pay attention to them just because they have a vagina and some tits.

Camwhore

[shoopoop21]

I fucking LOVE trolling shit dark niggers like you.

[torontoismine]

i hate trolls

[bowlingballout]

Internet trolls suck

[bboyreks]

Nice A cup braceface. Lay off the crack.

[bakedbean1232]

Plus one

[xSloboxx]

You have a great future in music business and meth abuse.

5 stars for a great video.

[rider2293]

LOL! "Some chicks look cute in braces..."

Well, you ARE one of them!

Great video.

[boganlewis]

This song gave me a smile! Thanks for posting :)

[Rozlelous1165]

i'll always think you hot!!!! dont let thoughs dumb a55e5 make you feel bad their are just 5hit louds. and always remeber your beautiful dont let them get to you.

[Stefan1826MV2]

no girls on the internet

[Wandervon]

Thou shalt consume thine own excrement and immediately thereafter expire.

[shaun3701]

OMG I want to fuck this girl!!

[darkflamex]

haha this was entertaining.

[DjCINEMA]

that was awsome , +6 for you cutie

[candychica64]

hahahahahha this is really good and funny ppl who say that stuff have no life haha

[miserablef]

EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love you <3 haha

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

wot appen if u take a shit on mercory?

[stuckupcow90]

Wow did you write this? It's so well written and so true. Best bit: I hope you die from eating poo. Did somebody actually say that?

I think you should put the lyrics up. =P

[psycoticsinginchick]

I did write this. Thank you!

Nobody said "I hope you die from eating poo." Word for word. But haven't you ever seen "Eat shit and die"?

Thanks again!