Sushi date with Davis, who was totally crazy from the long drive from Frisco to L.A.

[guylookin4fun06]

That creature/ prince wannabe/ tranny is all the reason we need to outlaw people mating with horses.

[heatherface]

@guylookin4fun06 I'd appreciate you not talking trash about my best friend. You've been a subscriber for a while and I appreciate the loyalty, but you don't mean anything to me, I'll have no problem blocking you and never hearing from you again.

[davisfontanes]

Ugh I can't wait to get my eyebrows done by wendy in LA..HAHHA I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[heatherface]

@davisfontanes My webcam's on tranny setting. :D

[angelaharper1]

When you said he turned me into a fag a tear went down my face. I'm a straight girl.

[Devio42]

LMAO @5:59

[kamrynization]

omg i love davis.....hes frickin fierce

[davisfontanes]

@kamrynization THANK YOU!!!!!

[gutschies]

i love your voice ;)

[koolkat1776]

wow i watched this at like 2 am and i was cracking the fuck up! does that mean im crazy?

[bloopypuruple97]

OMG!!! you guys are sooo funny!

[davisfontanes]

Best video hahahhaha

[SuperSchokolade]

are you together?

[lexarquette]

You are Tranz (Davis.) Don't recall sketching you Heatherface ,but if I did,hang on to that ,you can make a down payment on something huge when I'm Dead.Davis did I mention your a total woman.

[heatherface]

@lexarquette I dunno if you're actually Alexis but pfft, like I'd even consider selling this drawing. I've got it framed with Ellen Greene's autograph.

[heatherface]

@lexarquette Oh, and as for the sketch, I had long red hair back then.

[steamedguy]

lmao!! Seriously I can't wait to hang out with you guys in LA! Non stop laughter is on the agenda :-D!! You're both too funny and AWESOME :-D, Opps I accidently clicked the advert :P

[lotsoflions]

the change of sides is confusing me :(((

[heatherface]

@lotsoflions Change of sides?

[Rinkiarikushido]

8:30 LMFAO! you guys are crazy!

[heatherface]

@Rinkiarikushido Haha yes we are!

[jasline55]

ur friend look as girl

[davisfontanes]

mi is girl!!! HAHAHHA

[MegGriffinX]

You guys are hilarious! lol! Whos Alexis?

Anyways. Sushi is always supposed to be good. Sucks the one you guys went to was pretty bland. Btw I love soy sauce!

[lexarquette]

@MegGriffinX I'm Alexis . Learn some homo or tranny history.

[itsambolina]

Are you sure he isn't Chris Crocker? lol. He sounds JUST like him!

[davisfontanes]

YES I IZ CHRIST CROCKER that title is better..HAHAHAH THANK YOU BERRY MOCHESSSS!!! HAHAHHA

[iluvyerface]

You guys are sooo fuckin adorkable!! <3 Heather :]

[heatherface]

Thanks Eva!!

[iluvyerface]

@heatherface I love your pokeball sorry if I spelled that incorrectly baha :]]]]

[Tomeres]

Consuela, the Cleaning lady on family guy? She makes my life happy:D

[zutandmerde]

Would it be creepy if I asked you to record your giggle so I can listen to it whenever I'm sad?

Y-yeah?

[heatherface]

Yes, it's creepy. No, I won't do it. Sorry. :P

[zutandmerde]

I hope you realize I was kidding! xD

You do have an awesome laugh though.

And Davis' aussie accent made me snort.

[heatherface]

Thanks! Yeah, he does some really great voices, the Aussie one's pretty spot on.

[BADBOYCH]

I was laughing so hard I nearly cired. Glad that you two had such a great night.

[davisfontanes]

me 2 I showed my management and team and they died from laughter dropping food and drinks and it was hella funny!!!! HAHAHAH like right now I am dead from laughter..HAHAH

[Bunnygirl3]

Ok i cant stop laughing i had to pause the vid once he put that hat on..he is to fucking funny..i love him!!!!!!!! going to sub right now... Heather you look so cute but i know what you mean when you said you felt like a tool.all dressed up like a girl..i hate looking girly. but truthfully it suits you.

[heatherface]

I'm amazed I kept my composure while making the video, I crack up every time I watch it. And yeah, I felt so weird knowing I was wearing eyeshadow! Thanks!

[Tmackattak]

you are so cute. I would suck a fart out of you

[heatherface]

Ew lol Thanks?

[celineypie]

So they're dating?

I swear, I thought Davis was gay XD

[heatherface]

He's not, we're both pansexual.

[ByeByeBelly]

Yeah, I never realised how tiny Heather was... Davis is really skinny so he can't really make her look TINY but she does lol

[heatherface]

I'm Emma's height and your weight. I find that hilarious, but it's true.

[TheAussieNigella]

I love you guys together! I want to see more heather and Davis videos :D

[heatherface]

Thank you!

[JD177252]

i pee blood.

[davisfontanes]

I pee skittles..LOL

[Emmalina]

Davis just did possibly the best fake-aussie accent I have ever heard.

[heatherface]

Yeah he's really great with voices

[davisfontanes]

thanks emma I tried..lol...well not really but yah!!...love it..

[Emmalina]

lmao you look like a fucking tiny muffin sitting there on that chair, god you're small

[heatherface]

You and I are the same height, you tard lol

[Emmalina]

I KNOW! But you look...is Davis really tall or something? You look like a god damn pea

[heatherface]

Yeah he's around 6'0, I can't remember and he's not answering my text because he's in a meeting or asleep or something.

[davisfontanes]

5'11

[heatherface]

I was close!

[Emmalina]

Davis looks like a hot Brookers

[horrorfk]

HAHAHA!!

[afarrcry]

*a says in a sing songy voice* SEXUAL TENNNNSSSSIOOOOONNNN! heh

[danceistheawesome87]

i'm not asking this to be rude at all, i was just curious...is davis biologically male or female?

[davisfontanes]

Biology Alexis Arquette!!!! LOL just kidding

[davisfontanes]

I am female to male Transgender :)

[LiaRaye]

@davisfontanes If you are being for real, that's impressive. I never would have guessed O.o

Also, you guys look so good together.

[davisfontanes]

yepyep being serious!! ^_^

[tazzaler]

Man I remember that pokeball from when Burger King had the toys and shit.

[heatherface]

Yeah, that's where mine came from! I gave the card to a friend's cousin.

[tazzaler]

Now why would you do that its good gold!

I have togepi.

also uvblue and and poweraide taste good and its fun to drink them and make yotuube posts.

have fun heatherface with shit I am going to eat more tater chips.

[heatherface]

I think you mean paint chips, because you didn't make any sense just now.

[tazzaler]

well I mean't potato chips...with ripples I was hungry...

not tater chips

I don't care to much for your dog in chip form.

[wisteria321]

"jolly ranchers, i choose you!" ..."gotta eat em all..." lmao love that

[ILuvEire]

Your friend is so hot, I'm very envious :P

Although I know what you mean about the sushi, that happens to me a lot, sushi places tend to be hit and miss for me.

[JD177252]

are you guys dating?? married?? common law??

[davisfontanes]

common law :D

[KirstyMcG87]

:D awesome vid.

[davisfontanes]

HAHAHAH this gave me such a huge chuckle on my drive to see the 5 oclock call and I didn't get any sleep HAHAHHA

[heatherface]

I can't believe you didn't get any rest, that sucks lol

[sandyny]

that guy looks like prince

[LovelessxXo]

Poke balls ftw. i have like 4 of them haha, super man no here

[ByeByeBelly]

Heather, you look sooo cute in this video.

I've never seen you & Davis in the same video before... you look like peas in a pod lol. I always thought you two were like, opposites

[heatherface]

Yeah man, there's two more videos of us together, the first one was when we first met and you'd never guess we hadn't been longtime friends!

[Emmalina]

She always looks extra-cute when there's someone else in the video, you really realize how damn small she is

[LapisGarter]

You guys are so hilarious. It seems like Davis is totally drunk, but I guess he just loves to laugh.

[heatherface]

lol He was really sleep deprived, it was a LONG drive from San Francisco to my house.

[LapisGarter]

A 17-minute video, yay!

I'll comment once more after I finish watching. :P