London: Scaring the American kid

[NoriokoTheMagicSkunk]

Both would get pumped.

That is all.

[CALUCATCEPS]

sounded german to me

[WasLilChrisnowbigish]

I guess americans till think we all wear top hats and walking sticks taliking posh, or jolly pikeys with chimney sweeps like were in fuckin merry poppins or sumthin

[weefeatures]

when did you get the Eureka moment to decide 'This video must be shown to the world!'

[whoyoube305]

thanks for wasting 30 seconds of my life

[LegoInc]

Majority of people who talk shit on these comments are british people who gets verbally assaulted by Americans in Game Consoles.

[GamingMusicVideos1]

you have to realize that the americans dont give a damn what we think of them

[spikycactus777]

I love americans!! Don't believe the sterotypes!

[Massacrehero95]

28 seconds of crap.

[addison2110]

Ugly ass hoes, how is that scaring an american kid? You too escaped from a mental facility disgusting looking bitches.

[Satellightable]

You guys sound like fucking hyenas. Do you ever shut the fuck up to realize how much of an asshole you guys sound like?

[thealmightygummybear]

WTF?

[battleax86]

I just wasted 28 seconds of my life watching this...

[bethybabes08]

This was a pointless video, your sad.

[werekilledbycowards]

i agree.we should beable to vote of shit vid's

[0oTheGhilliedGhosto0]

poitless video....

[zxv39]

immature...

[1234567loading]

don't be scare sweetheart just think like your in harry potter movie lol

[madnessofwar]

british people are born rude no matter what your do your a retard too them

[TDMTime]

Yep

[JamesFFC]

Retard? Nope, but I am indeed very rude, you twat. What can I say? It's a curse.

[bazzwkd]

shut up you retard ;)

[computerchris122]

@madnessofwar GET A LIFE WE ANT ALL RUDE

[england4ever1000]

@madnessofwar your a twat.

[donoghue1987]

what a crap vid

[MarkBoyehh]

LOL i wish americans would die out ;l

[SithWarrior338]

hopefully one day what you said will happen

[TheDazo1976]

what the hell are you all on about nothing even happens in this apart from two giggley girls wasting there time filming the bloody pigeons it would of had some point if they got shit on atleast. oh and not everyone hates the brits are you forgetting were helping you in your bloody "war against terrorism" i like america but cmon your the biggest terrorists there are but we still help you idiots

[lala3317]

duh. but not all americans want this war to hapen. u think we all vted on it? its dumb but repubs like GB

[madnessofwar]

nobody really likes the british i hope you know

[SithWarrior338]

why because we are better than all of you ha cry about it mate

[jinofthethunder]

thats why we have more allies than any other nation

[lala3317]

not tru nut job

[milleemorphine]

You come to London and you're focusing on the fucking pigeons rather then the scenery?! Bloody yanks.

[SithWarrior338]

hahah i think she wants to eat it you know how americans get pekish

[BKsMassive]

Tourists! -.-

xD

[Eralun]

What was going on, no one was rude :S

[madnessofwar]

british are the rudest people on earth

[milleemorphine]

No we're not, only to tourists or yanks like yourself.

[lala3317]

uh, u kinda r rude. look at ur comments. and we r not dumb yanks. we r the same as you, the only difference is we liv acros the ocean frikzoid

[lala3317]

um, poor kid, u brits are mean, not to mention kind of snobby. Even though you drive us insane we accept you, why can't you do the same? Ever heard of the Golden rule? lol I learned that in kindy garten (): D

[jinofthethunder]

no, what's the golden rule? (i know its an old comment but i want to know what this golden rule is lol))

[lala3317]

treat others the way you want to be treated.u neva heard that? wow, if they only taught us one thing in skewl it would have been that lolza

[jinofthethunder]

oh we know that, just never heard anyone call it the golden rule before

[robotracking]

@lala3317 ........... YOUR Country is what 500 years old maxamum. You should shut the fuck up an till you have grown some hair on your chest.

[lala3317]

@robotracking no I will not go some "hair on my chest" thank you very much, because I'm a girl! And are country has been around just as long as yours, all the countries you see now have always been here, they just weren't always occupied and called countries. So btw are country's been "discovered" since 1942, so what now!?! why don't you go grow some hair on your ass

[robotracking]

@lala3317 .... Why don't you use word spell you dick. Countries have only been around since man named them as a country, WTF are you on about. The Natives of your land ( you know the ones your ancestors killed and pushed off your ' country ' ) lived there for over 1 million years before you Europeans got there. Thats right, you are all decedents from the English, Spanish and other European countries. Whats wrong with you? Respect the places you came from i say.

[lala3317]

@robotracking umm, first off the first part of your rant made NO sense, and yes we all do come from the same place, so y the hell r u hating? and England wasn't always called england smart one, so england and europe and all is not where it all started, get a life

[lala3317]

@robotracking and how old your country is has nothing to do with anything I was talking about. where r u coming from? it wasn't even like i wuz talkin 2 u

[OURVIDZSUCKBALLZ]

@lala3317 You accept us? Yeah... right. "Ohhh... you got crooked teeth... ohh your posh and drink tea and eat crumpets all daaay!!"

[lala3317]

@OURVIDZSUCKBALLZ no one actually says that, and you DO drink tea, whats wrong with that? and like u do any better "americans are arrogant, fat and bloody stupid! lets go make fun of that little boy who's scared of a pigeon shall we?" wtf

[1DannyOAFC1]

@lala3317 shut up you silly cunt

[PapaGilson]

@1DannyOAFC1 I concur.

[smell0my0nipples]

@lala3317 don't judge us all on these fat dikes mate. I'm pretty sure you get a few people in america who just unconditionaly hate the british, just like we do he but towards you guys. Most people with a few brain cells know it's good to be allies with each other.

[jsharp84]

@lala3317 The golden rule... Guard ur tool?

[LordVomitThe2nd]

@lala3317 we are not snobby

[CrayfishCollector]

@lala3317 snobby? i think youve got your head up your arse if you think that mate

[Nocturnox65]

@lala3317 ever learned that u shouldnt judge whole countrly by 2 girls?

[G00n3r4Life]

@lala3317 Im pretty sure they were not British, they did not speak a word of English

[x10secsx]

@lala3317 these r just boffins lol

[eskimojoe1]

@lala3317 Shut the fuck up . Typical American, making judgment from films and books... Drive 'you' insane? Americans are actually some of the most fucking annoying people in the world. Your whiny accent, your cringe worthy patriotism, your education system and you're healthcare system are just four small but incredibly valid points that we can hold against you.

[TheSorrow1O1]

@lala3317

So your going to generalize an entire nation based on one video. I'm English and I think Americans are great.

[Curt1233brit]

@lala3317 lol is is about one in a hundred chance of this hapoing to u trust me we are not all like that

[TheDarklord0211]

@lala3317 wtf were not mean and were not posh! or snobby!

YOU AMERICANS ARE THE ONES BEING ASSHOLES ALL THE TIME! (fatty)

[TheGatlingCrew]

i dont know if i can accept most americans as decent people coz the ones i meet are usually arseholes

[TheIceman567]

Same with Brits. But i still like em.

[sarsfieldusmc]

most brits i meet are ass holes.... wats your point

america has retards so does britian

[SithWarrior338]

i gess your one of the american retards then

[sarsfieldusmc]

and you one of the british retards

[lala3317]

soooo agreed

[dshazz]

ah no obeisity hit america hard

[filtro6]

wtf is this shit?

[20Jayman]

that ginger one looks pregnant.

[keirfree]

@

damunson3

Yes it is known as the Zimmerman Telegram, and it was if Mexico inavded USA germany would allow Mexico to keep it,

this telegram, created what is now known as MI6

[lala3317]

omg we learned bout dat in sixth grade social studies! lolza brings bak memories... see we r supposed to 2 be friends?! why is evr1 hating on eachotherx?

[Ulsterfree]

When you go,You should spend a bit of time in the Dingle in Liverpool it's just lovely down therr!!!!

[88Sabrine88]

Lol yeah, love how you refer to the Atlantic as just across "the pond". Yes I would very much love to come to America! LA and NY sound amazing! And who wouldn't want to go there anyway?And glad to hear you like UK... You would really like it here too! Anyway there are the pros and cons in both countries ey? Enjoy your time in the UK if you come visit! =]

P.s. if you are a fan of the Beatles (do you know the Beatles in America?) then I would advise you to see the Beatles Museum in Liverpool!

[brooklynlulu]

I love the Beatles, wooo!, I spent time in Newcastle Upon Tyne, many of my family born and raised, Im a bit Geordie fan ehehe. I wanted to go to Liverpool, might do a run over there and see the Museum as well. My family got me in the habit of calling it the Pond lol, I wish it would shrink some and put a Bridge, my fav cousin and I make jokes about that often. yeah, pos and neg to all Countries, but pretty proud of Both US and UK. :-)

[88Sabrine88]

Yeah lol =] People here and there say how the UK and US hate eachother but I totally disagree haha ... After all we're really quite close... I mean compared to other English-speaking nations (like Australia, Canada,...) I think the US and the UK have the strongest bond... we'll always be there for eachother ;]

[brooklynlulu]

I agree completely, I know a lot of buddies in UK, mostly the family and I hear they love us, find us to be fun and interesting. More accepting of someone from another country then I have heard of others actually. were like mmm, Cousins LOL. :-0

[lala3317]

ya we r like pretty much the same except we talk different and r political views r a little wacked up. (i mean they r like different and all)

[lala3317]

YAH we know da beatles in america! weather we want to or not lol. they r like evry where. to bad they r almost all gone :(

[brooklynlulu]

I had a wonderful experience in the UK. I have family there, but I am American born and raised and I fett nothing but welcomed and had a memorable time, I am going back in a few months, wish I could lose my passport and be stuck there forever lol. I love UK!

[88Sabrine88]

Lol why do you love UK so much? I do too, by the way, born and brought up proud.

Was just wondering though... what do you find nice that we have and that America doesn't?

You couldn't like UK more than US, surely! Never been to America, but I'm guessing from the looks of it it sounds like real fun living there lol :P

[brooklynlulu]

In Uk, everyone was so pleasant, I mean, I know everyone has their days but lol. in NY, we show our tude much more openly lol. the view, outside of London, wow, its' like driving through a picture I always say. Maybe it's my family, they are very carefree fun people and keep the same company. I love the US as well, would love to live in UK for a bit though, give more dimension to my life . You should try the US, many Brits say they come here and say they Love it! it's just across the pond lol.

[fly4fun123]

It's worse than that here lol

[lukeyboymufc1990]

mrchevrolet sorry man but ur wrong there i have been to florida and the people there was friendley and stuff yet i play xbox online and all the yanks cant stand brits and give us abuse and all sorts of shit,yet if you meet people in person its very diffrent

[ProudToBeBritish100]

90% of brits like americans we done hate yous

[hurro67]

It's only funny because Americans have no education, no healthy food, loads of mcdonalds and amazingly fat people. And yeah they only thinkg you have against us is crumpets and the queen. So ha

[MrChevrolet24]

i dont have to go to england to know what kind of people live there. i can just get on youtube and read british comments about how they hate americans. they're awful cocky and mouthy for just a tiny little island as big as lake erie. lol

[pugsley141]

Ha we have a reason to be cocky, colonizing 1/4 of the world, 2 world wars and 1 world cup. For such a 'tiny island' we have sure done a hell of a lot.

Just because you Americans are jealous of us. Go start a war with a third world country and lose again fag.

[SidESKiT]

LOL, its the people like you that gives the USA a bad name not the rest of americans fuck i like the americans but i dont like it when people like you start mouthing off because were different. Who cares? yea so what, were not a big country but that doesn't mean anything, and i dont like british people mouthing off to americans for no reason either but i hate the fact british people always bring up world wars, i mean you guys did help us loads i admit you guys did a hell of a good job!WhyHateUs

[deamonhunter2015]

and yet this tiny little island once ruled 3/4 of the world

[FlytheUnionJack]

thats a very narrow minded view.

British comments on how they hate the USA rep a very small population of the UK.

also consider the fact that people who take the time to wright such comments are 99% of the time opressed British working or underclass who have nothing better to do in their lifes than live on youtube.

so why not come to the UK and see for your self what we realy think of you, and you will find we like you alot,

[themanbearpig]

Don't listen to this guy americans, its really about 50% don't mind you and the other half dislike you. at least thats the case where i am, scotland

[Ulsterfree]

He's right, come to the Eagle market in Derby, we accept and love to get american tourist money

[MrChevrolet24]

what? seriously? you brits think all we do is lose wars and you think were dumb and fat. and you think our education system is fucked up? haha lol. how bout this. go have a cup of tea with the queen, eat a fucking crumpet, kill the queen, then kill yourself. :) that would be two less tea drinking-crumpet eating-non tooth paste using- ugly ass british bastard in this world.

[zOMGLaserGunzPewPew]

Have you even been to England MrChevrolet24? Stop embarrassing us please.

[rangers11000]

ooohhhh that hurt iam eating tea and crumpets right now,comeon man cant you come up with somtging better than that lol

[rudeydudey05]

MrChev, they are American you fool lol.

[MrChevrolet24]

is that what u guys do for fun there? wow. dumbfucks. u bitches in this video are ugly as fuck

[Triplesod]

Aww. You're upset.

[sami2503]

they aren't english you idiot

[tom1984uk]

Idiot. Shows what the american education system is really like.

[mrjbwhitton]

Americans r useless at every thing , wars,peace, havin a goverment that isnt corurpt come no america you must now by now your country is bullshit

[HatchetBurk]

yes, some of us know our country is bullshit. approximately 80-million of us know this and are ready to take up arms against the corrupt elite. there is a revolution brewing

[zOMGLaserGunzPewPew]

Though mrjbwhitton, your display of hypocrisy is awesome. Sayng the U.S. government is corrupt and awful, when widespread financial abuse on the part of British politicians was recently brought to light. All governments have their flaws, and all politicians as well. It's nonsense to argue about this. Or to claim one country is superior to another in all ways. People fool themselves with these invisible borders, we all shit, piss, and fuck. We are humans before we are British or American.

[webly17]

Don't look up in case one of those birds poops in your mouth

[xpinkshelbyx]

lol

[DW01]

Her tits were down to her waist. Amazing.

[csrtitus]

americunt.....lmao....i am american and i find that funny.  good one.

[2d181]

Actually its dumbass Britians fault we got in a war with Iraq and Afghanistan.

[xMorbidFusionx]

actually it's not. Please check your political research. Don't judge british people please.

[Someloke8895]

Ok, so according to a 16 year old, it's our fault his Government went to war with Afghanistan and invaded Iraq?

Who ever said imagination is lost on children?

[apple0dave]

at least learn to spell 'Britain' before you try to argue.

[FreshIceColdBeer]

So nice to see we are all friends..

[Nihilanth1982]

ahh i hate those fucking american tourists who wear shorts and fanny-packs and white socks/tennis shoes! makes me want to shoot them down! get out of my you stupid fuck, i got to get to work!

[RoboMaster1]

I HATE THOSE PEOPLE WHO DRESS! Ha ha, anyway, yeah those tacky tourists get on my nerves too.

[trojanboi26]

hate to say that but living in washington dc, we get those tourists who dress like that too from Europe. I guess it's an international trend

[samholdsworth]

nah man i mean check the way the dress n shit i'll get judged straight away not safe 4 me anyways not on me own

[samholdsworth]

i dont mind the americans so much but fuck me the womens accents are so irritating mainly because they are so loud and whiney, especially in resturants!!

[PhOENiXDoWnz]

p.s my last comment was a reply to shitbag allbritseunchs

[jimotter]

america was fuckin started by us anyway ha ha ha ha ha ha new YORK, new ENGLAND, new HAMPSHIRE, BOSTON !!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha new JERSEY, NEWARK so fuck yall! not really i like america but stop slaggin us off, we have a kinship

[allbritseunuchs]

America has taken english from england.

so fuckin what??

we'll take everything from england.

and we'll destroy england after that.

who cares????

America will always rule shitbrits and nobody can do anything about that. keep on ranting day and night on youtube but there is nothing going around this fact.

now fuck off and drink that english tea or is it from china or india or kenya?? hahahahaha

fuck england. who cares!!! LOL..LMAO....

fuckin bunch of losers and ugly too. hahahaha

[becluvsmusic]

mate fuck u if there would be no british america will be bankruped and you will have to speak french

so u should fucking care little prick suck ur bellend

[peterjok1]

well ur a bit dumb arnt u if it wasnt for us u wouldnt be ruleing anyone dumb fucking americans speak like puffs 2

[samluke8121]

what ya one bout the British made America we founded the land don't forget we are allies you cunt

[Burnsyde]

This is the best comment ever. Nice troll, but you failed to get any decent insults in there. It made my day.

[PhOENiXDoWnz]

yh u can stfu now cos we can blow u the fuck up and oh yh get this i have nothing against americans but u start a fuckin war and get ur asses kicked and call us for help then u fuckin kill half our men in combat.

so i think we know who are the real fags now

p.s. if u actually think were all posh come down to west london and come down labroke grove or come to E16 hackney go on

i dare ya

[samholdsworth]

im english and live in london and i keep away from them areas

[PhOENiXDoWnz]

lol why its not like ur gunna get robbed plus its fun round those areas

[samholdsworth]

we will, and u go drink ur cwaffie and eat ur suprsize big macs u fat useless cunts

[deamonhunter2015]

your right who care the tea is from one of the many country's we ruled including america but yeah we lost. we lost cause we were already at war with france check your history books the army that was in america was only half of it so you try winning a war while being in another one or better yet try winning a war on your own

[G1NZOU]

we burned washington as well so I don't think we pulled out of america without a fight.

It's all good though, Britain and the US are the closest allies because we can put our differences behind us.

For such a tiny island though you have got to give us credit.

Tea, sugar, spices, colonisation of australia and northern america, slaves (yeah, sorry about that) and democratic government.

We've done lots but I still like America, it's like our younger brother.

[deamonhunter2015]

nah dont get me wrong i like america i jus dont like the americans that think there better than any other country without knowing there history like when they said if it wasnt for u would be speaking german and now i quote al murray if your not in the fight from the start your not in it at all

[G1NZOU]

True, we wouldn't have been able to drive the German forces back without the Russians fighting on the other front and the US forces but we held out for ages before the US decided to help with more than just supply ships.

We also developed the Collosus, that definitely shortened the war and saved lives. Even though it was secret it had a big effect on the evolution of computing.

[deamonhunter2015]

whats a collosus ive never even heard of it

[G1NZOU]

Sorry, spelling it wrong.

Look up colossus computer on wikipedia.

It finds the starting points on the wheels of the Enigma cipher speeding up the process of cracking the German codes during WWII.

Knowing where the U-Boats were saved the lives of contless American merchant navy seamen and shortened the war by months.

Top secret for years after because the Soviets didn't know we could also crack the Lorenz cipher too and the cold war was starting.

[deamonhunter2015]

thts cool i looked it up after i sent tht message

[damunson3]

If my history serves me well, didn't the Brits send the U.S. a secrete code that stated about the Germans plot to invade America? I believe it was originally was going to be sent to Mexico.

I just don't know why people from both countries act like this. Both have their good and bad, but like one person mentioned here--we're a lot closer then most people think.

[G1NZOU]

Yeah, Helps to share the same language.

You've taken all the British culture we gave you and sculpted it into your unique, American way of doing things.

[jkcrusher18]

wow......dang....that kid was so scared....i could hear him screaming so loud.....stupid brits

[teknomaya]

talking about language not all brits speaks with right grammar and the sound of London area is....a bit odd. The real english is spoken at the North England and shut up.

[sweetasanut44]

haha ur the dumbest cunt! tea is from Asia not England and drunk more there! but if we r going by stereotypes well then u r fat, dumb annoying and untalented! we have an over all higher IQ than ur country! u have a nigga leadin u now! and if u stay in tune with the news more americans are moving to england than english moving to america coz they r sick of ur shitty fucking country!!!!!

we arent even a third the size of urs and yet we wud kick ur fat dumb asses! haha! lol love u dumb americans!

[illhorse]

not all us english are as ignorant as this person by the way

[sweetasanut44]

Yea n we r not all as fuckin pussy as u! haha! stick up 4 ur nation!

[aacrgsfg45]

your a blazing arrogant piece of shit

[chazzeyboy]

Well said!!

[deamonhunter2015]

haha

the us have ONE airbase over here that they pay rediculous amounts of money fuck man the royal navy sunk the fucking bismark support your fucking country you fucking pussy

[grungedistortion999]

it sounded german to me

[polerutes88]

what the crap language was that?! They sounded like they were speaking German, Gaelic, English and Dutch all at the same time.

[SlimFitSam]

id do them both :)

[looseneck]

same, in the ear.

[fooliomackoolio3]

im sure they wouldnt do you.