Taintlight movie trailer [ Twilight parody ]

[laceycoke]

Ok I watched it , the dad smells "mikes" fingers for pussy smell , and when bella eats a chip her dad basically tounges her so they can share it , he jacks off her room multiple times and gives "bella" porn mags and says some of the pages might be stuck together cause he came all over them . It was a fucking sick disgusting movie with like eleven people in it. So stupid it should be reported .

[lIIAlexIIl]

i am your venus, i am your fire, i am... YOUR DESIRE!

[eyeslikestarsx]

@kingme20x TOTALLY AGREE

[gabygurl1000]

GAY! i thought vampires suck was better.. i cant believe this was even on netflix and not vampires suck t-_-

[yucamandioca]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­..Omg fckin stupid movie, this is not even stupid funny, it's just stupid stupid.This movie sucked sooo much!

Total waste of time!!

[FriendsFanforLIFE]

I like the Twilight movies...but I have watched Taintlight a million times and it is by far the greatest most hilarious movie ever! SO much better than vampires suck! And I actually like this more than the actual movies. The cheap production of it all is partly what makes it so great!

[ToBeDisabledSoon]

great trailer. sadly film worse than "Vampires Suck"

[youngbluhd]

This movie was a million times better than Twilight.

[GraphxArtistDZighn]

I have a weird fucking sense of fucking humor! hahaha Finally, I am not the only one who doesn't like Twilight...and for those of you that say you don't like this movie..what did you expect? It is a satire like the Leslie Nelson movies making fun of a gay vampire movie! It is amazing & exaggerated...love it. Sick twisted freaks.

[Rx2D]

@GraphxArtistDZighn - Don't worry about it. My sense of humor is horrible. I thought Twilight Sucks was hilarious.

[Locane256]

"sleepjacking" LOL

[cold197]

'you will never see anything like this on the cinema'

i wonder why?

nah, i'm just going off the other comments, but the trailer was hilarious XD

[TheLany13]

criss angel? XD jaajkaakjajajakajajjajaakaaj na k ver =P.

[713strangejane]

i watch this on netflix

word of advice: dont waste the hour of your life this takes up

[gtavicecityfan02]

OMG that movie sucked so much dick why was thos on my netflix?? lol

[BlankPainkill]

Wow this must be the worst movie, I have seen! =P

[fruits500]

what was the baseball song?

[0catie0]

@fruits500 supermassive black hole by muse :) i think thats the one you mean

[marigardner6]

wtf? s this like home made?

[TheDJSLICKNICK]

Ok if this shit is for real..... how the hell did some Flip Video Cam. Movie get on Netflix

[aikira21]

I got stuck reviewing this movie. I wish I hadn't -_- but as bad as it is. It is not as bad as Skeleton Key 2.

[81silversiren]

ummm....ya.....ok

[kingsmiles1]

worst movie i have ever seen in my life, thank you

[JShadows23]

This movie's actually hilarious and so much better than Vampires Suck. This is coming from a Twilight fan. Lighten up and appreciate the humor, people.

[animator297]

Vampires Sucks beats the hell out of this spoof!

[hotgam1]

you poeple are idots this is a waste of money and time .worst prody ever not even tha fun. GET A LIFE POEPLE AND DONT BE TWILIGHT HATES . get a reall job you idot .WHO EVER BUYS THIS MOVIE IS WELL AN IDOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[id493337]

@hotgam1

I can be a twilight hater if i want to, just like you can be a taintlight hater which i am to, but vampire sucks is funny.

[MitchelFan1999]

i saw this movie. WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!! NOT funny VERY perverted. Don't waist an hour of your life like I did. It was STUPID! I know this is my oppinion, but PLEASE just take my word for it!

[Ashtonzilla]

I watched this last night on Netflix, which is probably the only place where you can see it, and it was definitely perverted but it was kind of boring... It's only an hour long

[Mikusakix3]

This is the most creepiest movie i've ever watched in my whole life. I turned it off after 5 minutes. It.was.horrible.

[emmitbeast]

holy crap you perv

[emmitbeast]

holy crap you perverteted freak

[TCVfan1]

Uhm, I loved this movie. Half of this movie was hilarious at least. I haven't watched any Twilight movies, but I did enjoy the parody. However awkward it did get. Good job guys!

[krt12311]

this movie either is stupid or . . . . . it will be

!!

[flamingserpanite]

I can't believe that I actually saw this available on Netflix...

[alfsgirl]

@flamingserpanite ...and it's pure garbage! I couldn't force myself to watch past 10 minutes.

Why did anyone fund this crap?!!!

[brittJonasFan]

@flamingserpanite omg ikr me nd my friends were watchin it.....

[dalekdude180]

@flamingserpanite that's why i am here!

[alittlewrm]

movie must have been shot by a retard but the dialogue is priceless.

[svenhoek12321]

meh, it's still probably better than twilight

[MrGreendaymaniac]

u like slipknot?

[socksuntied]

trailer failure

[lenachristoffersen]

lol im watching this movie right now, because it looked funny..and i was right. it is freaking hilarious!!

[SirPimpinPeacock]

Who's here for Cinema Snob

[gyrosplater]

This looks like it was shot on shity-o.

[MetalheadManny773]

this movie is awful. i could get some random people, take my camera phone and make a better movie

[tools747]

best part was the sleep jacking... worst part was everything else, the acting is rubbish... yea sure it's low budget... but anyone can make a quality low budget film with good actors... these people flat out sucked lol... i guess though.... right now they suck*... practice more? a lot more?

[Toreno88]

stop with the vampires JUST STOP this shit is getting really annoying

[A016P]

taintlight+vampire sucks=taintlight sucks...

[CortanaFTW]

I liked the part where it ended.

[MrGhosa]

hahahahahahahaha losers nothing else 2 do =D hahahha get a real life

[danielcleary11]

That was kinda bad but i havent watched ywilight yet but my women is gunna show me all 3 tommoro night lol

[SubliimePotato]

what was the song at the credits?

[A016P]

@SubliimePotato supermassive black hole by muse

[wordlesess23]

better than twilight=))

[CurtisDoverY0]

THIS WAS ON NETFLIX. we watched the whole thing. it had some funny quotes but oh my god was it stupid 

[MrNotgayman]

blaze vogliano



[JonathanMedina2010]

this movie is fukin hiolarious fuck all the faggot twilight fans yes acting is horrible but its funny n rather watch this than cheezy twilight hahah the ending is funny. Mind if i cut in lol

[codebluejulia]

Couldn't look at the dude who played Edward. He had a horrible zit face. Almost made me wanna puke. The acting made me wanna puke too.

[TheGarfieldxx30000]

This is Homemade movie?

[ilianexy]

It's so bad it's funny...

[8JobForAMexican8]

This movie made my day, I laughed at its un-creativity, and its NO budgeted movie. I would recommend this movie instead of Twilight though LOL.

[topsyskullvids]

this is actually on netflix. lamest waste of time of all time.

[TheSamGoodrich]

Thats Really BAd.

[Videogamestwin]

The fat from the "coolduder" account Shawn C. Phillips siad that this movie was very good and very funny. When i heard that in his DVD update video, i was thinking: "You have the shittiest taste in the entire planet." C'mon, it is humanly IMPOSSIBLE to like this movie. Look at this, it's an amateurish piece of rotten goat shit.

[youareasupernoob]

I'm taking a dump. best begining ever.

[johnnydeppluv]

okay sooo... this movie actually sucked HARDER than twilight.. and thats fucking saying something

[bigblockboi]

never laughed so hard at a movie....not even step brothers was this funny

[CaptainSiberia]

You will never see anything like this in cinemas. Because it's amateur crap.

[chris978820]

Worst movie ever. I watched exactly 47 seconds of this movie and had to turn it off because of how retarded it is. I gurantee you that you will find more entertainment in stabbing yourself in the eye with a fork then you will ever get from watching this movie.

[Greenzsx87]

My friends and I thought it was going to end up being a softcore porno... we couldn't even get past two minutes to find out.

[JTeamjesters]

And I thought Vampire Suck was bad.....

[xSilverBlades777x]

i thought this movie was gana be like stupid and it was but it was so funny lol XD but i hated the perverted dad parts :s

[megandoesntlikeyou]

This is actually one of THE funniest movies I've ever seen.

I watched it with my mother-in-law last week, just so we could see what it was like, and the entire family ended up watching it.

We couldn't breathe, we were laughing so hard.

This is the perfect over-dramatization. It makes fun of how seriously Twilight and the Twifags take Twilight. All the drama and seriousness they tried to pack into the books/movies is totally shredded and mocked relentlessly.

I've never loved a movie more.

[ErisaEri]

what genius actually comes up with crap like this?

[fishwizzy]

just had to watch the warning ang could tell it was FUCKING GAY!

vampires suck..

now that was a good spoof...

but this ???

GAY!

[AgentScot]

Wow. you have no talent for making movie trailers. you turned the funnies movie of the year into an unwatchable piece of shit. i couldn't imagine a worse trailer. Your life is forfeit. The world would be better off if you suffered from committing suicide disease.

[SlavicDemon]

WHAT THE FUCK I JUST SAW!

[recon500]

wtf this is a movie?

[AmaniWar]

Luckly I will never see anything like that in the cinemas

[maitnolla]

a ..v'ampire...

chucklality for me

[nirobu]

... ok, dammit. who else here found out about this fucking movie through brad?

[CaptainScientific]

@nirobu word up, fellow Snob enthusiast!

[TheRobertShowSite]

I done seen the movie.

It's fuckin' lame & stupid.

I swear, these people do not know how to make a movie.

The dad was even retarded.

[HyperHedgie]

The movie may not be the best, and kinda crappy. But it is funny on quite a few levels you wouldnt expect. I gotta give them props for doing it. Great job to them, and this trailer is good to.

[NiteShade99]

i have been emotionally and possibily mentally disturbed....

[Anarchist86ed]

The cinema snob rules...

[sargrizz]

@Anarchist86ed

He directed me to watch this, damn you brad!

[Lupus27]

This doesn't look funny.

[KidVlogger317]

Removing from Netflix que.

[MetalheadManny773]

i saw this movie a few minutes ago, and it was horrible. not funny at all. so stupid

[codydalla]

ok this movie rocked! it starts off slow and boring. but when edward comes in. iz funny! xD

[idunsgarden]

It's supposed to be stupid. And it wins at being the dumbest movie ever. Which makes it amazing.

[sudko123]

this movie was so retarded but so fucking funny i must be sleep jacking again that was great

[sudko123]

this movie was so retarded but so fucking funny i must be sleep jacing again that was great

[fayin1]

vampire suck is like 

[omfgwtfbbqpizza]

Wow this is by far the worst movie ever made. Everyone that was involved in the making of this film deserves to get shot in the face and burn in hell because of this movie.

[RunandGunPictures]

@omfgwtfbbqpizza People like you are what's wrong with America and you're 19.... *sigh*

[PikoParty]

well this looks like total shit.... but then again, so did twilight.

[TheDreamHare]

I watched the first 10 minutes of this film....i wished i stopped at 5. xD

[MadDogProduct]

This movie sucked so bad and you should be ashamed of yourself for respecting it. It's is an embarrasment to comedic filmmakers. It's should be burned and buried very deep underground. Vulgarity isn't funny. Nor is it funny to excessively use derogatory names. ashkurama is absolutely right. how does one fail so bad at making fun of twilight?

[FootX360]

wow and i thought twilight was stupid

[tommymorales14]

i dont know why ppl say this sucks its really funny "baseball that would be gay" i loled my ass off

[theoneoflight]

I'd rather just watch Twilight again

[xxLextalionesxx]

Horrible editing.

[MotherMistress]

Thumbs up if you watched this on Netflix!

[ayah987]

@MotherMistress i actually did watch the first 5 min then i got really bored

this thing stinks

[RunandGunPictures]

@ayah987 yeah the first 10 minutes was slow, but I managed to go through it and while it drags at times and was obviously home movie quality, it made me laugh a few times and seemed to get better the farther you got into it. The opening was terrible.

[XmyemocupcakeX]

I have watched this movie, and it is nasty, I will never watch it again, This crap would be funny if there wasnt so much perverted crap in the movie. Dude majorr epic fail on spoofing twilight.

[Mcpanicfanic]

WARNING! NEVER WATCH THIS FILM! I WATCHED IT ON NETFLIX AND DIDNT LAUGH ONCE! IT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL! THE JOKES ARE SO DUMB! THE ACTING IS TERRIBLE! THE ONLY KINDA FUNNY ONE IS EDWARD!

[samilee16]

i watched this movie gayist movie ever dont watch i it

[pandakris10]

That's pretty bad.

[Grayasday6722]

your right i wont see any more of this gay crap in cinemas

[FiveEcho]

20 people missed the "dislike" button

[DrBeverlyCrusherDF]

DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE ITS HOOOOOOORRRRRIIIIIIIBBBLLLLEEE­EEE!!!!!!!!!!!

So horible that I rather watch Gili!

[johnnyfuentes91]

how did this movie get into netflix?? can anyone just put a movie up there?

[FrosChannel]

@johnnyfuentes91 I am wondering the same.

[soofunnny]

"aids monkey" was the best thing that came out of this movie.

[randomsalad3]

that movie looks terrible

[randomsalad3]

that movie looks terrible

[dnmt]

goddamn this is some stupid shit. fuck off and die.

[AllHopeIsGone2618]

@dnmt I hope this wasn't adressed to me cause i don't want to die. :D

[HannahEmartin]

@AllHopeIsGone2618 I like how you end your replies with ":D"

:DDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

[christian0314]

This movie was the longest 60 minutes of my life. It was retarded and the jokes were gay. I didnt laugh at all through the entire movie. And wen they say its a low budget film they meen it , they probably spent 80 buks on it. I would rather watch all 3 twilight movies in pne sitting then watch this load of crap again

[tuberman890]

what the hell!!!

[codebluejulia]

Saw this movie on Netflix mainly cause I couldn't sleep. I am actually a fan of Twilight, but I like a good spoof. Must say, this is not a good spoof. Totally retarded. Even Vampires Suck is better than this load of crap. And Vampires Suck was baaaad. I give it one star.

[RunandGunPictures]

@codebluejulia Twilight is totally retarded.

[pufuleatza69]

this is officially the worst trailer i've ever seen!

[markris96]

just seeing the trailer makes you NOT wanna watch it..

[12345richs]

Beware this trailer will make you wanna go see Vampires Suck!

[Crys24]

this movie is on netflix! i was like what? this made it to an actual movie! so horrible. wow

[theeyeburninglight]

Wow this looks fucking horrible.

[mcrmaiden]

Looks lame. Not gonna bother.

[ashkurama]

Parodies are great...

Watching this trailer has got to be the worst two minutes of my entire life. How does anyone fail at making fun of Twilight? A two-year-old could have done better.

[williamloz]

@ahshbaucher92... Soooo gay hahaha

[williamloz]

...

[DarkHumorist]

Never thought I would find a movie worse than vampire's suck... but here it is

[Harbowthegr8]

i watched this movie and its funny how bad it is

[Videogamestwin]

This is a completely worthless movie.

I'm not a fan of Twilight, but c'mon, if you're gonna spoof a film, make it right.

[Catslovedogs2007]

sucks

[jesse95127]

This movie is so stupid it doesn't even deserve to be called a movie

[HKAMARA]

Yo I'm a huge fan of parodies but this makes me want to never watch parody again.

And what's up with the dad? This thing (because it doesn't have the right to be called twilight parody) is just totally messed up.

[ashbaucher92]

@ashbaucher92 yes i am gay, why the fuck is your point ass hole?

[ashbaucher92]

I'M SO UPSET!!! HOW DARE THEY MAKE FUN OF CRISS ANGEL!!! ASSHOLES. YOU CAN ALL SUCK CRISS' FAT MAGICAL DICK, BITCHES. TWILIGHT MAY SUCK, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BRING A WONDERFUL MAN LIKE CRISS INTO THIS.

....DICKS.

MINDFREAK FOR LIFE <3

[willholtfilms]

@ashbaucher92 motherfucker went off...u so lame

[TheFallenModders]

@ashbaucher92 Are you a flaming homosexual?

[mandaiy]

This it one of the dumbest spoofs I have ever seen.

[babygurl071000]

um....i luv twilight i luv vampires..i mean im totally obsessed n all....but i mean i luv comedys as well....but this movie looks so completly stupid i think vampire sux is much better...kinda the most stupid crazy gross movie or trailer i've seen in my life

[babygurl071000]

um....i luv twilight i luv vampire..i mean im totally obsessed n all....but i mean i luv comedys as well....but this movie looks so completly stupid i think vampire sux is much better...kinda the most stupid crazy gross movie or trailer i've seen in my life

[marcuskif]

wow make vampire suck look good but this might be funny too

[ayah987]

@marcuskif well its not AT ALL

[delizap555]

arggggg is stupid

[UltimateLBP]

Wow! This movie looks terrible! Nice trailer though. You probably cut these scenes together better than they are in the actual movie.

[zackybombed]

That's two minutes of my life I'll never get back.

[1981bendover]

"I am all about the pussy, girl, and don't you forget it." lol

[adelaideonaplane]

this just wasted 2 min of my life.

[MissPattinson101]

LOL , Funny .

[FershGastadi]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[YugiohTKOT]

sleep jack it lol

[japaneseey]

i was so suprised of how funny this is!!

great cast ....very good

[ishkabang]

i like alice here

[h4ppylif3]

I like this 0:23

very hot

:D

[GissyBroKenHope]

Well this is gonna suck real hard =)

[ishkabang]

her dad is so gross

[AllHopeIsGone2618]

yep. :D that's wa he's funny. :D

[DrHouseKYUUBIHOLLOW]

yes :D

[AllHopeIsGone2618]

then i kinda agree with you. :D

[DrHouseKYUUBIHOLLOW]

es una pelicula que vale la pena verla pero no comprarla

[AllHopeIsGone2618]

i googled your coment so i got: "is a worthwhile movie to see but not buy"

is that right? :D