Evolution, Jesus, and Other Controversial Bizarro Cartoons - Dan Piraro

[dunkersonleann]

thanks for this one

[DrShaym]

Medusa has a nice ass.

[mjn333mjn]

DAN YOU ARE A HOOT!!! Thanks. My family is all sitting around the table with our laptops enjoying your humour.

Keep us chuckling!

[ewokize]

i just loking for

[howlingdarkness]

Ravloma, Christians don't swear

[Jonathan3000992]

BEING TRANSVESTITE HERE IS POINTLESS!!! hahahahaha that was hilarious!

[ixlikexCookies69]

lol this is funny......noha never saw the Dinesores

[Bobbiethejean]

Oh, that was some funny business.

[moria06]

I like this guy's work, but give gredit where credit is due. The electric chair/cross bit was done first by Lenny Bruce.

[hihaphop]

the big bill hicks

[finss72]

draw muhammad and see how may laughs you get

[saintabyssal]

I can understand being offended by humor aimed at your religion, but how does that justify the segue into Muslim-bashing? Take your bigotry and shove it.

[devojane]

Bashing? No, he's just jealous of what he thinks is a better way to do things.

[seePSP]

That would be unnecessary... :/

[devojane]

You just have fatwa envy. Go ahead, declare a death edict or what ever it is you obviously want to do. See how far that gets you.

[wsman18]

I'm a christian. And I must tell you, I found his joke about the cross absolutely HISTERICal! Jesus is no laughing matter, but really, would Jesus be to happy seeing the cross when he comes back? I can picture him saying "OH COME ON! Out of all the symbols for the church you pick the cross! Why did I die for you people again!?!? Remind me please!" HAHAHAHAHAH!

[Ravloma]

No.

Jesus said "Take up thy cross and follow me," meaning live your life as a sacrifice for God as he did, no matter what the cost, because that is your ultimate salvation.

The cross symbol is used as a reminder of this commandment. Since it is Jesus's commandment, he would surely be happy if someone remembered it.

Would he be happy with the way all so-called Christians behave? Perhaps not.

[wsman18]

I'm joking. You are so blind.

[Ravloma]

I knew you were joking, it just wasn't funny.

You are the blind one, not me.

Jackass.

[wsman18]

If you knew I was joking, why did you comment?

I figured you had to be blind to not see that I was joking, and it just didn't seem like you did.

Second, if your not a christian, whats your issue with this? Second, if your a christian, calling me a jackass isn't very Christ like now is it?

[Ravloma]

First of all, shut the fuck up, you fucking hypocrite.

Second, I commented because I felt like it, dumbass.

Third, it's spelled, "you're," not, "your," you illiterate fuck!

Fourth, you are not a Christian, but you claim to be one. Calling someone blind without provocation is not very Christian.

You are the very type of individual I was referring to as "so-called" Christians with whom Jesus would not be happy.

Now go fuck yourself and your mother, you turd-stuffed hypocrite.

[wsman18]

Pride begats arrogance, and pride comes before the fall. You sling foul language like a heathen, and you claim to know so much about the bible, but forget that the only true thing that determines someones salvation is having the Holy spirit in their heart, and that actions don't make the christian.

You call me a hypocrite, I say to you be not focused on thy brother, but on thy self, for you are quick to judge and slow to lissen.

[Ravloma]

You are a total moron.

It's spelled, "begets."

Proverbs 16:18 says, "Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall."

You can't spell, and you don't know the Bible. I didn't claim to know the Bible, but it is obvious that I know it right now far better than you ever will.

[Ravloma]

You are also 100% wrong about salvation and actions. Your actions make you an asshole, not a Christian, and your salvation shall be delayed until you start acting like a human being instead of a filthy, ignorant, illiterate little hypocrite.

[Ravloma]

You are the one who needs to focus on himself, not me.

Also, retard, it's spelled, "listen."

This conversation is now over because I refuse to waste any more of my time on a scumbag, shithead, hypocrite, false "Christian" like you.

Go fuck yourself, asshole!

[wsman18]

Your the one who first started critiquing me.

I'll give you that, I do spell some words wrong, like listen. I've spent so long learning long as words like epimysium, endoplasmic reticulum, dehydroxynase, ribonucleic acid, contraindication, that I have forgotten how to spell smaller words. I once forgot "both".

But one thing is for sure, its "begot, beget, and begat" 3 different forms of the old english word. Its amazing how ignorant some can be and still claim to be a child of God.

[AtheosZero]

Wsman is wrong, and Ralvoma is right. Begat is the past tense, beget is the present tense. Dude, you used the wrong word, and Ralvoma was right to call you on it.

[wsman18]

**gasp** What kind of a false christian do you claim to be? Salvation is not delayed, get right with God, and stop claiming to be one of his own until you start acting like it. It does harm to the over all appearance of christians.

[AtheosZero]

He didn't claim to be any kind of Christian, you did. You started attacking him, not the other way around, so he's right, you are a hypocrite and a false "Christian," in name only.

He was also right about salvation and you were wrong. You are the one making Christians look like idiots, not him!

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[Drjebus]

@Ravloma doom'd, by th'scriptures!

[jailarson]

Medusa. MMMMmmmmm.  Sexy.

LMAO.

[giampow1]

Did I hear some Bill Hicks in there..?

[Plutonwolf]

Dan should be classified as a national treasure!

5 stars, faved and shared!!!

[jetmanisme]

Absolutely hysterical.