Get Your Ass to Mars (Parts 1, 2 & 3)

[MisterReta]

who is stolen my cookies?!?!?!?!

[TheZombiekiller1995]

12 people couldnt get to the chopper

[BoilMyKettle]

ok. i just walked past an amazing taxidermy place in redfern. there is a fucking GIRAFFE in there. i shit you not. a goddamn stuffed GIRAFFE.

[aleks5005]

wow I just happened to pause the vid at 2:16 a fraction of a second before the black rectangles popped up.. could see the nips.. but when I tried to do it again its impssible

[KidShuffle1001]

@aleks5005 ha i see them!

[Quex01]

Consider it a divorce!

[SamuraiSoulja]

Funniest shit ever!

[Cyborganna]

12 people didn't get to Mars.

[toon2009]

EPIC!

[sublimeade]

did you see Schwarzenegger naked? He showed his butt.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Goddamn that makes me wanna smash some butterfly pectorals out.

[psychocloud]

his deltoids are not as big as they were 20 years ago!

[markos64207]

WHY WONT YOU GET TO THE CHOPPER

[NegativePiPercent]

I've been watching this for years, even before part three was made.

This is one of the most amazing things on the net.

Whay does this REFUSE to go viral?

WHY?

[Metalmoshking666]

Devine hahah i love it sooo much

Arny is just great

This vid is exellent !!!

Thanks, haha just waaauw omgs !

[Metalmoshqueen666]

speechless.

[Cyborganna]

"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NOW!!!

This is going to make us fat"

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!­!

[jerry015]

lol if you pause it in the right spot where the girl is on his shoulders the little black squares arent on her nipples.

[MusicManJayD]

Best video on youtube

[EdwarioERS]

YES!



[Quex01]

This is going to be Arnold's 2012 official presidental elections promo video

[azian32]

Best 8 minutes of mylife hahahah

[Guerillaradio13]

best thing EVER

[Mugen123456789]

Ice cold showas... with the flowas...

[ty22guy]

YES!!!! Greatest governor ever!!!

[ajparcell]

this needs to be huge! best one ive seen so far!

[Guerillaradio13]

MAC

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAC LMAO

[bracketdance]

so good spreading this stuff fast

[Warfistprime]

11 T-X's are tracking the Governator as we speak lol

[Niamhism1]

The enlargeet of the breasts is fantastic.

AWESOME VIDEO!!!!!!!1

[capath]

AWESOMEST VIDEO IN YOUTUBE!!

[Mugen123456789]

Ice cold showas with the flowas

[BIGDANNY77]

Awesome epic fuck yeah!

[markevens]

Get to the choppah!

[Guerillaradio13]

MAC MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAC

[1166925]

get to the choppa, there be no one left to get to the choppa . lmao

[smzrodriguez2]

skeet skeet skeet

[rpdb]

Hahaha "Get to the chopper!!"

[NegativePiPercent]

One of the most criminally underseen Youtube videos in existence!

I first saw this two years ago, back when it had like, 8,000 views and I wondered why no one was watching it!

Goddamn shame.

[saltpastill]

this is pure genious

[SatanicSBA]

I turned on my tv the other day and heard "or there'll be nobody left to go to the choppa" and new i had to watch this again. fucking epic.

[TheExtremeCore]

Awesome made, laughed so much haha

[binarystarcomplex]

lol I paused exactly on the wonky boobs and it didnt have any censors...

[MrBrick2theface]

cool party

[87tommot78]

WIN

[viperf50]

Breasts

[MaximusTrapsimus]

quite possibly the greatest video ever the grace youtube, how this doesnt have + 1 million views baffles me!!

[ARNOLDisPREDATOR]

People dont know about this video,that is why! The only think is should have is more advertisement, the youtube could put him in the featured videos, and it would get milions of views in no time!!

[Christian28Star]

This is possibly the best video ever made!

I'M A COP YOU IDIOT!!! 5 Stars!

[clsundrop]

whoever made this is in live with ahnold

[SpartanDeluxe]

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!!

[pykebert]

is there anyway to get this on mp3?

[iEras3di]

Do you have a mac or PC?

[ryratt]

Put this up on Itunes

[Jebu911]

Arnold is the man

[SatanicSBA]

Deflate and inflate your breasts... on command!

[capath]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[capath]

billy no! billy, let's go!!!

[cdittric]

just bodies.

[americanera]

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!!

[dbo78912]

By far the best video on Youtube.

[nikkolascooke]

dere is no bathroom./..... SO SHUTUPPP hahahahhah favorited

[ryratt]

On Command!

[elembee]

shite!!!!!!!!!

[p71josh]

Hey what song is that???

[knowyourenemy50]

darude - sandstorm

[knowyourenemy50]

so fucking epic.

[nhmeza]

this is great! this dude has had a great life. hahaha good for him!

[mavness]

this entire video is quoteable...its one of the best on youtube. Period. I love it haha.

[SatanicSBA]

Oh she's gonna get a beating...

[puntfake]

This video fucking owns

[ryratt]

GET TO DA CHAAA-PAH!

[jaypacalypz]

Hilarious!!!!

[RegisteredPwner]

This is amazing and Arnold is amazing. LOL.

[blackesteyes13]

The only line in Total Recall that tops GYATM is "YOU BLEW MY COVAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

[blackesteyes13]

Get There

[Mugen123456789]

GET DERE.

[barffboy217]

Some guys like big breasts - some guys like little breasts! Fucking get your ass to mars, haha thats awsome!

[RabidRaccoonUK]

Hercules in New York has to be his best film ever. :-)

[ThedudenamedMatt]

Awesome Vid! Great Job

[datfuriouswon]

Leave anything for us??

Just bodies!!

Bodies, bodies, bodies

[sw33tness666]

how do i get this out to the people?

[arnoldvideo]

Good question, we don't know either. Thanks for the comment though.

[NoriakiKakyoin]

C'mon @arnoldvide , give deez peopuh Ahnold!

[lordmangar473925]

@sw33tness666 Get your ass to mars, get this out to the martians.

[Mugen123456789]

GET THERE.

[spqromanus]

I've been watching this almost once a week for probably about a year now (no kidding!) and it just saddening to see that this doesn't have more views! Probably the best video on youtube!

[Cromulus420]

Agreed.

[Mugen123456789]

3:24.

MAWS MAWS MAWS!

[bighiyob]

6:10

LOL

[Kaikatsu]

omg, I laughed my ass off. xD

[camosilver]

this video is hilarious, it should have way more views

[Mugen123456789]

LOL! I thought iwas the only one that thought that get your ass to mars line was fucking hysterical!

[BigEllz52]

can i please get the mp3 version of this lmaooo

[LODIECHODIE]

hilarious

[freddienew72]

This is possibly the finest piece of visual entertainment produced since the invention of the television. Am emailing it to all my mates.

[sw33tness666]

BIG BREASTS!

[sudnaidu]

No! There is no bathroom, SO SHADDUP!

[kida2k313]

this is hella funny!

[Wwwhitney]

The fact that this video does not have hundreds of thousands of views is an affront to God.

[sw33tness666]

deflate and inflate of your breasts ON COMMAND!

[Cromulus420]

I wish I could!

[Ataroth]

This video is fucking awesome. Tried to figure out where all the quotes come from. Wheres the talk to her like a school girl quote from?

[arnoldvideo]

We got that from the T3 Commentary...which we think Arnie laid down after 6 or 7 Vicodin.

[berno1981]

Hey at the end you could have put....." ha i didnt know you were so kinky." or maybe " some of it was fun" from total recall when sharon stone tries to kill him.......or maybe even..."you call dis a dullusion".....basically everything he says is gold hey....

[Myers147]

This video is pure genius, it pretty much dominates every other remix created with Arnold voice samples.

The amount of times i've showed this to friends/let alone played it myself, amazing.

[Bradyation]

DO IT NOW

[silvermoonbrackus]

Agreed. Ive shared this youtube link out with like 50 people.

NOW WE HAVING FUN!!!!!!

[tkmil]

this is the greatest video on youtube. that's not a frivolous reactionary statement. i've watched hundreds, possibly over a thousand, and this trumps them all. unbelievable.

[steviec311]

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!!!!!!!!!

[maxc16]

bahahaha

greatest movie ever

but what was with the bathroom quote?

[sw33tness666]

Terminator 3 commentary

[Cyrromatic]

I'm not sure, but I think it's from the commentary on Terminater 3 or something. There is a long fighitng scene where they, you guessed it, destroyed an entire bathroom.

[arnoldvideo]

Yeah that's right, T3 commentary.

[aj2001832000]

@Cyrromatic I thought they were talking about True Lies and it didn't make sense because of the girl. I was confused.

[DaRev3rend]

god i love this

[arnie171]

yup i saw it all

[Frenkyess]

jesus

[tehkao]

Leave anything for else?

Just bodies.

bodies

bodies

bodies

[bagelnator123]

Man, this is some seriously funny shit!

[stoth007]

put that cookie down, NOW!

[beth898989]

This is the greatest thing...EVER, EVER, EVER!...ever.

[thifalfi]

i NEED this in mp3 format, you have no idea how critical this is!

[cclose27]

I'm crying/laughing so hard right now. Brilliant, more!

[DiscreetFilms]

the huge explosions the TECHNOLOGY of what is possible and what is NOT possible

[cookietacos]

awesomist thing ever

[g0d0fr0kk]

isnt the background track a george acosta song ?

[interscope8]

its sandstorm by Darude

[Creamesoda]

HOLY CRAP! I can't believe this exists. THIS IS THE BEST!

[spqromanus]

I watch it twice a day. I'm doing my part!

[Rek503]

I can't believe this doesn't have views in the six figures. I had to watch Total Recall after watching this so many times. Is there a mp3 available?

[Doppelgangergang]

Well, I ripped this MP3, I hope they don't mind...

ln2(.)us/f3b72b

(Remove parenthesis)

[kabutosenseiisback]

MACC!!!

I <3 this song. Sounds better with arny quotes hehe.

[HungryShanks]

sw33tness666 I haven't seen you in ages... anyway, we should print flyers and post them all about uni next term!!!

[pedolol]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MARS!

[0DeathByCupcake0]

simply awesome!

[storeallvids]

Arnold is an Aryan superman. It's ridiculous to mock him like this. I'd like to see any of you mudmen reach his popularity and acting career.

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[sw33tness666]

What do you mean mock? This is the best tribute I've ever seen! It's a 'homage', numbnuts!

[arnoldvideo]

Yeah, we're definitely fans of The Oak.  He's strong.

[bburbi]

sw33tness666 is right i thought it had like a million views?? lol its ace anyway

[sw33tness666]

i don't understand why this video doesn't have a million views by now!!??

[arnoldvideo]

We're not sure where to put it so that it has more exposure...any ideas?

[sw33tness666]

I don't know! It needs to get out to the people!

I've been doing my best posting the link in forums and about 15 times on the Schwarzenegger facebook page!

[loganharriman]

i dunno make a myspace page or something....add alot of people

[Doppelgangergang]

Oh my God, did you see Schwarzenegger naked?

He-ah-hehehe-ah showed his BUTT!

[sw33tness666]

NNNOOOOO!!!

[sw33tness666]

what's the movie where he plays the sheriff?

[arnoldvideo]

It's called "The Villain." I haven't seen it, but it looks pretty strong.  Kirk Douglas stars in it.

[sw33tness666]

So I've seen nearly every arnie movie ever.

Total Recall would probably have to be the raddest.

[HungryShanks]

Ummmmmm, I think you mean Conan right bro? Hmmmm????

[spqromanus]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is rather muscular, and also quite badass.

[Doppelgangergang]

BIG BREASTS!

[Doppelgangergang]

Let me take her with the head first to the toilet bowl!

[Cyrromatic]

PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!

[Doppelgangergang]

NOW!

[sw33tness666]

This is probably the best clip on youtube I have ever seen. I'm going out to buy every single Arnie movie available right now.

[tehkao]

Just get these and you'll be well covered: Terminator 1, 2, 3 Commando Predator Total Recall Running Man Kindergarden Cop Pumping Iron The Sixth Day True Lies Last Action Hero

[arnoldvideo]

and Conan and Raw Deal

[MeetR1GHT30US]

lol the orgy scene in conan....

[HungryShanks]

You also forgot Twins and Jr.

[sw33tness666]

Dance?

[MeetR1GHT30US]

There's nobody left to get to the choppa!

rofl.

[tehkao]

Are you crazy? I don't even know anything about MAAHHRHRSS

What was I doing on MARHHSS??

No I'm not interested in Saturn, I said MAHHHRSS!!!

[tehkao]

CMON

IM HERE

DO IT NOW

[goodcarz]

cool

[BryceHawk]

lol

[tehkao]

Arnold has the greatest quotes in movie history

[NoWittyNameDevised]

"I don't know, but it had something to do with . . . Mahs Mahs Mahs Mahs"

I almost lost it there.

One of the funniest videos on youtube.

[MajingoPower]

what song is it? i mean without the "com'on" "go" or "get to the choppah!"

[jfrolang]

Darude - Sandstorm

[MajingoPower]

ty ;)

[Doppelgangergang]

I converted it to MP3 format, and download it here:

ln2(.)us/f3b72b

[manofsongstuff]

Downloaded.  Thanks!

[Doppelgangergang]

You're welcome. :)

[KXKiller30]

haha I love it more everytime I watch it!

[HungryShanks]

How has this only got 11,662 views??? its the greatest film on youtube!!!

[Binrays]

GET TO DA CHOPPAH.

[DreadLordPoopyButt]

Is there an mp3 of this somewhere? I'd love to burn it on a cd and bother my friends with it...

[Zanite]

Sandstorm