MST3K - A Day At The Fair

[pwee96]

cowboys love fat calves!!!!

[AutobotLover]

Hitler's Death Car

[Deathrydar]

Where's the corn go?

[5star555555555]

"Tell em' what they've won, Johnny Olson!"

[OldschoolVgamer]

Every time I watch this I feel like listening to Nirvana now.

[0FreezeMan0]

I'm not sure but I think Crow's line at 2:57 is a Simpsons reference due to the two women walking by, patty and selma comes to mind.

[snarkus63]

{6:50}Dah-da-da-da-da-DAH!

It's the Calf Show,starring me,I'm Calf!

It's the Calf Show,anIgotlotsagoodguests!

da-da-da-da-da{trails off}

[BlueEyes7452]

THE COWS ARE FURIOUS!

[Adam19822000]

HITLER'S DEATH CAR

[megarouge2001]

6:13 Still nothing measures up to those bass, eh? Comedy gold.

[dEEplayzz]

Jeff, was guckst du dir bitte an?

[BlackHandCommando]

@dEEplayzz, guck dir das Video bitte richtig an, das ist höchste Satire.

[ashland1977]

"Hitler's Death Car!" nearly choked to death on that line.

[phendformyself]

6 people flew over Cambodia, maintaining plausible deniability.

[RiderAndKallen]

@phendformyself

They were unable to maintain plausible deniability.

[vsgfilmgroup]

Who's driving that truck? Oh no! Bear is driving, how can this be???

[megarouge2001]

@vsgfilmgroup OMG, I love you.

[ach544]

I believe this was shot at the Indiana State Fairgrounds. My high school graduation was in the arena

[hownekromantik]

@ach544 Funny, i always thought it was held at the Kentucky State Fair if only because of the WHAS sign in the back of the arena.

[kcfreak725]

"First she feels the cake."

"Then she rubs it into her hair."

"Then she tastes it."

"What the hell is this?"

[thomamp]

Did anyone see that pig's balls @ 02:32? o_____o

[MrJak925]

@thomamp

Holy shit... o____o

[wiegand185]

all the calves are winners... it's just great they got involved. 

[gingaguy]

A full plate of gray please

[eckesg2]

What's this?

EVIL!!!!

[Enumclaw]

Don't tell your mother we've been here son.

Where does the corn go?

[michaelsin1968]

first she feels the cake, then she rubs it into her hair.

[lizerdspherex]

Heh, Nirvana refrence. 5:25

[timothyw98]

"Hitlers death car" lol



[TheWriterxxx5]

God, I love these shorts.

[Cristcraeft]

"The champion's blue ribbon goes to a girl" The cows are furious!

[daveshn]

Was there one black person in this entire short?

[dookie0213]

What's this? EVIL!!!!!!!!

[ForeverAnimated]

@dookie0213 They knew the cake was a lie even before Portal. O_o

[Gigaspine7]

"Now the day's work is over, and it's time for fun."

"So they leave the fair!"

"The gates to the midway open up a hundred ways to have fun."

"Or you can just get hammered."

[Razzlewolfflight]

Oh the safety standards of the times..XD

[ronoc9]

what a way to end :D

"You spent your nickle, we're done!"

[obscuritylord]

This is probably the most boring fair ever. This just seems miserable.

[chicagosportfan]

XD

[Doug5420]

This was filmed at the Indiana State Fairgrounds in Indianapolis. The buildings shown are still in use to this day.

[eviljoel]

@Doug5420 And dad is still 85. Somehow.

[Warholy]

Get The Car!! THERES CARROTS IN THE CAR!!!!! haha :D

[DJDannyPhantum]

"EVIL!...oh"

[LedZeppQueenBeatles]

First she feels the cake.

"Then she rubs it into her hair!" Crow T. Robot for president 2012.

[Gigacrusher45]

You spent your nickel WE'RE DONE!!!!

[MichRockHop81108]

Smells like teen spirit was funny

[ProjectJAY64]

Wait, is the mother... Alice? The Brady's maid?

[rndmbrain]

10: 04 And now for a ride on the Whip! *retchretchretch*

[dannytheman1313]

"Later these moths end up in the mouths of Bobs victims."

[The13thRobo]

HITLER'S DEATH CAR

[suzycreamcheesez]

uh, you guys wait up!

It's time for fun1  So they leave the fair!

[suzycreamcheesez]

uh, you guys wait up!

[EdwFam2010]

nice 'silence of the lambs' reference @ 3:12 :D

[WhereArtThouBagel]

"Where does the corn go?"

Fucking hilarious

[ESLinstructor1]

:25 It's Andy Panda.

[sayalovesdiva]

And no one knows why the father is 85! LOL

[bloodfang2007]

"Lets go eat something gray."

[rapingurchurches]

making pigs whiter i guess racisim doesn't stop at humans.

[Catch22ish]

love it when tom servo starts singing teen spirit

[Shaybe13]

First, she feels the cake

Then she rubs it into her hair

Then she tastes it

"What the hell is this?"

[TheRaffleTube]

@TheOneAndOnlyMe1009 Calm down Ellis.

[TheOneAndOnlyMe1009]

HOLY SHIT, IT'S KIDDIELAND!

[zombie4us84]

"Later, these moths turn up in mouths of Bob's victims!"...o-o oh god...

"What's this?" "EVIL!!"

"He realizes he has not known cow until this day."

[cyborgtroy]

KIDDIELAND

[Blaze1289]

Weeeee.

[20BrandedFridays]

i agree. the small of his neck is quite nice.

[illicited]

"No one can explain why father is 85"

[FutureNewsAnchor]

Servo: Tell us what they've won, Johnny Olson!

[MLewisUT]

"a wheel slices into the crowd, killing three."

" iiiiieeeeeeee"

LMAO!!!

[GerardChristianZach]

"But this woman sucks the joy out of it!"

[Theburn77]

pickles pack the stands for the pickle races!

[Casey5693]

I love the Nirvana reference.

[GlobalsoftPirka]

The crowds get excited to see the word "member"!

[YoIAmPhone]

@GlobalsoftPirka

OHHH, MY

[Reporter117]

Johnny wonders what it would be like to fly a jet plane...

Over Cambodia, secretly, maintaining plausible deniability.

[AnimalNitrateInMind]

It's the girl corps! 100 magnificently drained girls!

Here we are now, entertain us, I feel stupid, and contagious!

[ToxicOdiousOne]

A girl won? Why? Everbody gets a ribbon? What the hell?

[ShadowXII]

@ToxicOdiousOne The cows are furious!

[LikeMulderAndScully]

"Let's got eat something gray."

[TimelordR]

This film smacks of McCarthyism...

[TomMSTie1138]

@TimelordR What are you, some commie rat!?!?

[ABfilmz]

those aren't, they're jars :P

[jigbuilda]

"its head's gone, stop rubbing"

[ladystormcrow]

Pickles pack the stands for the pickle races!

[venturingbud]

You spent your nickel, we're done!

[kristinaannejoy]

Wow, I can't believe they didn't riff on "Well, the championship ribbon goes to a girl!"

[PsychoticLoner]

@kristinaannejoy

They did: "The cows are furious!"

[mst311]

@kristinaannejoy "and the cows are furious!"

[Illyria23alyssa]

Anyone else LOL at 5:26 with the song reference? xD

[RiderAndKallen]

@Illyria23alyssa

In case you were still wondering:

Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana.

[Bulconmark3]

HITLERS DEATH CAR

[viking977]

6 ppl went with bangs

[RandyMarsh101]

BABABAHHAHAHA "Lets go eat something gray"

[Ravewithme19]

"His head's gone, stop rubbing."

[Shelleyd77]

Butterfly exibit....and this is how Bob became one of Hannibal "the Cannibal" Lector's colleagues.

[Wikipunani]

4:08

"Yes..

"O my yes yes that's nice oh"

"Don't tell your mother we've been here Shawn" LOL

[spencnaz]

"no one knows why dad is 85"

[RedBloodSakura]

"And the crowd goes wild. Yay...." xD

[rhittratt342]

love the nirvana reference lol

[ErinIsPunk]

"Hey, I didn't finish!"

[lotsofglitter]

"this is how it is to ride the ferris wheel."

"its this dissapointing!"

[tdickensheets]

Tom: This movie wasn't fair!!!

Crow: Don't bring that!!

Tom (man voice): Do anyone have goto the bathroom?

[tdickensheets]

Tom: This movie wasn't fair!!!

Crow: Don't bring that!!

[tdickensheets]

Tom: This movie wasn't fair!!!

[DudeSinger]

is it ironic that at this fair there is a kid named Johnny

[eviljoel]

@DudeSinger There's ALWAYS at least one kid named Johnny in these old shorts. It almost feels as if it was required by law or something.

[orangeAngel234]

"What's this?"

"EVIL!!"

[spencnaz]

"over cambodia, secretly maintaining plausible denialbility"

[dmuse1981]

this is the indiana state fair it still looks like this!

[spencnaz]

gallstones henry LMAO.

[carriellbee]

@ 7:42 "Let's get busy in the car." lmao

[carriellbee]

Love how Mom gets relegated to the BACK SEAT of the car...

[WalDemento999]

Come on you chunk of dog food, I got my year's allowance on you!

[jawhitfield1992]

Did anyone else catch the Silence of the Lambs reference? 3:10

[kcfreak725]

"HITLER'S DEATH CAR!"

[KeylimeRonnie]

"Stop rubbing! the heads gone!"

[Asushlo]

Who the fuck would watch a video explaining what to do at a fucking fair? Why would you need that information?

[Mizzuru]

@Asushlo I have a feeling this was a video so that if your teacher needed a cigarette or a swift drink they'd put this shit on for 10 minutes. ahhh the 50's....

[speedgraphic]

@Mizzuru Exactly. I call these "teacher's cigarette break films".

[JesterSentinel]

"What the hell is this?"

[chrischrist2u]

No one can explain why the father is 85 lmao

[devospud]

dad! i owe big lenny 42 large!

[1xKiller]

How is that fun? My stomach kept churning all the way through.I would've died had i been one of these boring farm people.

[XxHarrisongxX]

Here at the Olsens' farm... Pain is everywhere

[yourdave]

By adding Hooker headers and decals!

[AnnoyingSquib]

Farm folks are bringing in the products of the harvest. The choicest of their animals

Crow: Their dates!

This is a jet plane wonder what it would be like to fly it?

Mike: Over Cambodia secretly maintaining plausible deniability.

[felson99]

I love the line at 7:42 " let's get busy in the car Honey" Is Mr Olsen really going to take Mom out to the parking lot for a quickie in the back seat?

[NewGuy2534]

@felson99 Probably

[dantheman931]

@felson99 How do you think they used to test shocks back then?

[felson99]

@dantheman931 You could be right!!!

[SpiritoftheEmperor]

02:24 dude, that pig's got BALLS.

[crispycritterz]

7:00 is he giving that cow a horn job? 0o

[Kyle82894]

Hitler's death car!

[ri4get]

I don't understand. Are americans to stupid to watch old movies and they need to see something extra to get the attention.

[Wedz21]

@ri4get no we're smart to not watch this crap without people that make it enjoyable...really would you watch that without the commentary?

[thohangst]

@ri4get Yeah, that must be it, way to use the ol' melon!

[XHopeDecaysX]

at 4:27 (Watch the boy on the left, his heart's about to explode!) he's got a unibrow and a bigass mole o.o

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

That is the most pathetic excuse I've seen for a colorguard!

[jm2trash]

"brother bob is interested in the butterfly collection!" "...too interested"

"He looks at Johnny's calf very carefully..." "He feels a stirring."

[scratchcat3000]

Hitlers DEATH CAR!! D<

[Sabreeshuh]

judging cakes ought to be fun... but this woman sucks the joy out of it hahahaha

[USGX]

"Too soon the rides end, and the lawsuits begin"

[Radetzky19]

"Get the car; there's carrots in the car!" "Carrots? I love carrots."

[KingKenny04]

"This is a jet plane" "Where's the Corn go?" "Wonder what it's like to fly it?" "-Over Cambodia!" Oh god my throat hurts from laughing so hard.

[carsfortheworldvideo]

Don't tell your mother we've been here, son. Now let's go eat something gray.

[IITallikaII]

"Where's the corn go?"

[TheCowe1]

"Watch the boy on the left, his heart's about to explode!"

[Gessh0ku]

@TheCowe1 Have you seen something this hideous before?

[hittitte]

First she feels the cake...the she rubs into her hair LMAO

[JimothyEmoWhale]

"Uh, hey guys, wait up."

[DMCdawg]

"Everyone ready?"

No...

[ObeySaturnGod]

The song the band played was a radio song in Fallout 3.

[jiaminglin6]

Here is a tracker, its much like the one Bob's father has.

Except this one doesn't have fathers arm stuck in it

[BrantMOB]

"Now it's time for the calf show. Bob and Johnny are putting the finishing touches on their calves..adding Hooker headers and decals."

Am I the only one that would try that?

[diegotown619]

Love the shorts the best!

[tonymontana1974]

"admiral halsey joins the fun"

[maestro1286]

What? I'm not sweating..

[DastardlyMatt]

"Dad, I owe Big Lenny 42 large!"

[himynameishelen]

"Pickles pack the stands for the pickle races!" made me laugh so hard

[Bleach13]

Up, Up, High in the air. This is how it seems to ride the Big Ferris Wheel.

"It's this disappointing".

[eltrompo83]

"Still nothing compares to those bass, eh?"

[PointsofData]

And the crowd goes wild. Yay.

[EchoBoomer1987]

"Later, these moths turn up in the mouths of Bob's victims." hahahaha Silence of the Lambs reference XD

[rowsdowr2]

Which movie is this paired with? Don't think I have seen this one before.

[UlicMavado]

'Its time for lunch.' 'Lets go eat something grey' hahaha

[Vortigern99]

The cows are furious!

[suzycreamcheesez]

Pa slow down you're doing 15!

[suzycreamcheesez]

Pa slow down you're doing 15!

[GangstaThug15]

lol these guys are funny where are they from i never heard of em

[nelsonr12]

GET THE CAR THERES CARROTS IN THE CAR too soon the rides are over and the ;awsuits begin

[harrietcow]

"The family of shame..." LOL

[viking977]

wheres the corn go?

pa slow down!

[AVmak96]

What's this? Evil!

[KonradAdenauer]

the champions blue ribbon goes to a girl the cows are furious

"You want bangs this time? Let's go with bang