im 300 years old and never been laid, oh another tihng you cocksuckers give me is letters 3 billion muthafucking letters, marry goddamn christmas fuck you and i quit
fine then santa u can go fuck urself u mother fucking bitch.if u dont want my cookies u can,i spend like a whole 10 mins making cookies for u but now ill never make u cookies again,and by the way i will hire somebody for u,a gay hooker so u can get it up the butt u motherfucker!!!
How do I send this through my phone to someone?
midnightbabi3 1 month ago
lol,this is awesome!!!
soundproof714 1 month ago
THANK GOD!!! my friend had this on his phone years ago but he deleted it since. love it to death!!!
45tyable 2 months ago
i was the 50th t o like this video
gaaaaaayman 11 months ago
I'm glad this was posted, heard on a friend's cell phone and was looking for it. Thanks!
silverpink419 1 year ago
haha this shit is funny
MIZZIELUV1996 1 year ago
I bring you VCR's video games and all kinds a shit and you give me cookies and milk?
chitownfan4 1 year ago
im 300 years old and never been laid, oh another tihng you cocksuckers give me is letters 3 billion muthafucking letters, marry goddamn christmas fuck you and i quit
fdx66 1 year ago
"My wife won't F**k" lol
vidjunkie1980 1 year ago
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vidjunkie1980 1 year ago
I'm 300 years old. I never been laid! lol
xsnrgman 1 year ago
LOL ! @ 33 seconds...." Cookies & motha fukkin milk " LMAO !!!...shit makes me laugh every time ^_^
2009killacam 1 year ago
Someones got, WAY TO MUCH TIME, on his hands.
Js.
Not really that funny,
Just disturbing.
nighttimeshadow 1 year ago
@nighttimeshadow No, you're wrong. It's hilarious.
Drezin86 1 year ago
OMG......soooooo funny.....
seanlaurant 1 year ago
nuuu more cookies n milk fro u fattie XD
TheXxToXiCKisSeSxX 1 year ago
everyone should look up the song santa's pissed its the most fucked up song i have ever heard lol
KookieMonsterRox 1 year ago
AWESOME!!
hooters64 1 year ago
lol very funny:)
imma5starrchick 1 year ago
hahaha XDXDXD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mother fucking cookies and goddamn milk!
edwazhereman 1 year ago
fine then santa u can go fuck urself u mother fucking bitch.if u dont want my cookies u can,i spend like a whole 10 mins making cookies for u but now ill never make u cookies again,and by the way i will hire somebody for u,a gay hooker so u can get it up the butt u motherfucker!!!
kore9090 2 years ago
isnt he supost to be a saint??
lol
vamp2661 2 years ago
Santas pissed
OjSimpsonWuzHere 2 years ago
fine, dickk i wont give you any cookies or milk.
ikilldhitler 2 years ago
I ride around with deer shit hitting me in the face! haha!
rmwayman79 2 years ago
I want this on my phone. Someone send it to me..
libracowgrl 2 years ago
My dad has this on his cellphone too.
xThePunisher21x 2 years ago 2
merry god damn christmas fuck you i quit
lmao
cobhc732 3 years ago 2
3 billion motherfucking letters merry christmas i quit!
COD4dude28 3 years ago
Mother fuckin cookies
And godamn milk lol best line i ever heard
chickmagnet46 3 years ago 2
cookies and mother f^&#kin milk
fukyouas 3 years ago
this year im deffanitly spiking my milk lol
boxainbrads12 3 years ago
thanks for the comments and be sher to pass it on
Doofey09 3 years ago
hahhaah i spit my beer out all over my computer screen when i heard this hahahah rofl
pisa187 3 years ago
lmao
sanpit2 3 years ago
crazy
kinghustla313 3 years ago
"im overweight, im constipated..." OMG This is fuckin funny!!!!
FallenAngel1508 3 years ago
I love this. I sent this to everyone in my contacts list. Shit is funny!!
codymanjeff 4 years ago
Funniest Shit ever
BeachR5 4 years ago