ROWNTREE'S RANDOMS TV ad: Directions

[UKASSASS1NUK]

blud the top comment fam is bare rude init.

[patrickbors]

Geen teen -1

DUMPERT!!!

[smellyjellyish]

Go around the turtle get on the train follow the cola bottle and jump on the cherry

[Klunk234]

Great, except for the guy at the end who narrates like he's had the worst fucking day ever.

[bluetrin1]

oh step uncle, the advert`s are good arnt they

[J4CK100]

I'm loling

[twofootsheep]

Cat with thumbs man!

[rizky171]

A black man approached me and said, "Can you tell me how to get to the train station, please?"

I said, "Certainly, monkey face. You go past the jerk chicken, around the grape soda and, Muhammad's your cotton-picker, it's opposite the watermelon."

As I lay here in hospital, I'm thinking to myself, "That's the last time I eat those fucking Rowntree's Randoms!"

[Natassha03]

UNCLE BEN! :D

[iCantTinkOfaGudName]

Watch the Irish version Here You will see how we tell people Directions..................

Put 'Rowntrees Rudes' in

[missPeachytree]

he looks like a right sex offender!!! lol

[Natassha03]

@missPeachytree thanks hes my uncle

[bluetrin1]

@Natassha03 trying to work that out did`nt think Chris had any kid`s so how could he be your uncle

[Natassha03]

@bluetrin1 chris? hes called ben

[bluetrin1]

@Natassha03 Chris is Ben`s brother that would make them both your uncle`s i know this as i am there aunt

[Natassha03]

@bluetrin1 never met chris, ben was with my auntie for years thats all :)

[bluetrin1]

@Natassha03 i was just thinking you were someone from the family and wanted to say hello, dont know if you know his Gran has just died. He`s also playing a part in a soap theres some good news for him :)

[Natassha03]

@bluetrin1 i dont think i have :/ i havent seen ben for a few years, but knew him since i was a baby, hope is okay :( and thats good about the soap :)

[Natassha03]

@bluetrin1 also hes not got kids my step uncle, but ive known him since i was a baby :)

[imrocking4life]

lol thats out side my school ,........funnny sh@t :p

[PeterOnoLennon]

did he just eat a penis

[ubersockz]

@PeterOnoLennon it was a saxophone

[Shunt1900]

Search for Rowntrees Rudes. lol

[OptimisticPessimist5]

@Shunt1900

LOL just saw it :L:L "Past ur dead prostitute"..haha!!

[RRAvon]

A black man approached me and said, "Can you tell me how to get to the train station, please?"

I said, "Certainly, monkey face. You go past the jerk chicken, around the grape soda and, Muhammad's your cotton-picker, it's opposite the watermelon."

As I lay here in hospital, I'm thinking to myself, "That's the last time I eat those fucking Rowntree's Randoms!"

[xanderdude123]

@RRAvon LMAO!!! Epic comment

[FlubbaJubba1998]

@RRAvon LOLOLOL so funny!!!

[lennythedub]

Check out rowntree rudes. Dublin version ;)

[lilpwincessat]

No problem monkey socks. Your best bet is to follow your rubber duck. Go right past the Christmas tree. And then you need.. let me think . yea you want to follow your saxophone to you reach the white front and bobs your tea pot. Alright ice cream cone

are these the right lyrics?

[classified9]

@lilpwincessat Y-fronts. dont know what they are?

[rosieavfc82]

A black man approached me and said, "Can you tell me how to get to the train station, please?"

I said, "Certainly, monkey face. You go past the jerk chicken, around the grape soda and, Rasta's your cotton-picker, it's opposite the watermelon."

As I lay here in hospital, I'm thinking to myself, "That's the last time I eat those fucking R...owntree's Randoms"

[MrClickclackpow]

one thing that i noticed, i dunno whether its been mentioned before.... its a great advert and i laugh at it, but why, when he says "turn left round the chrismas tree" does he point and motion to his left?? lol... or is it just me being stupid?

[AeonofOblivion]

No problem, monkey socks. xD I say this to my friends all the time.

[keanedeco115]

is it jus me or is that a penis at 0:16

[dont4ndare]

@keanedeco115 just you.

[bustagh0st]

love how he says 'right past the christmas tree' and points left,

no wonder she didn't thank him

[SleepyMenton]

Who does the voice at the end of this advert? My daft fiancé says it's Jack Dee but I know it isn't him. It sounds like Phil Daniels (of Quadrophenia, Parklife & Eastenders) to me.

[DEMONDAY]

this upgraded my vocabulary forever XD

[billsy73]

Who is the woman she is great.

[compact105]

Let me think... *eats a random* ..yeah! Lol quality

[mannzymunster]

@compact105 its like brain food lol

[compact105]

@mannzymunster Well, if it works for him... :)

[bax2079]

is that Penny from Lost?

[xLukeeeeee]

lol...no Toyota badge on the car..

[QwobHD]

This is hilarious!

[ClonerBEAST111]

... and then Bob's your teapot :)

[grovestreet]

Alright Ice cream cone?

[volksrod68]

@mickeydog100 damn right, really nice.

[randomandproudqueen]

thanks to this advert, I've been subconciously calling people "monkey socks" for weeks XD

[InTheDarkForest]

Is that Dave from The Royle Family?

[suzann69]

@InTheDarkForest no its not him

[9wolves2007]

@InTheDarkForest yeah that's him. clearly suzann69 has never seen the Royle Family........

[BexiiPop]

They are so awesome lol

[flabcoan]

best sweets ever

[lukeThug]

Im eating them now mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[SuperClint007]

I seem to get asked for directions quite a lot by people in cars, would love to say this to someone, brilliant add and excellant quality

[DontXRunXOk]

hilarious advert

[Zanyzo22]

Argggghhhhhhhhhhh I hate this advert!!! I cud slap this nobhead with a rubber crocodile lol

[jamienaglemusic]

At 0:01 the badge is missing of the Toyota! :D

[ridepovproductions]

yeah, cos of the uk product placement thing. they should really black out that number plate!

[roogle2k8]

no problem monkey socks

hahahah bobs yur tea pot :L:L:L

[KoRn0Graphy2010]

mmmm i can taste them right now O_O

[secretsofwar10]

best jambons in ears from the wriggley worm juicebox

[XRarrDinosawX]

Love the 'Monkey Socks' part ;D

[Armylad2k10]

@XRarrDinosawX

ALRIGHT ICE CREAM CONE :P

[XRarrDinosawX]

Yeah, you need to follow your saxophone untill you get to your Y-Fronts.

[Armylad2k10]

@XRarrDinosawX

hahahahahaha legend!

p.s subscribe me n il sub u :)

[danbarmby1]

Superb!! Everytime I see this advert It makes me cry with laughter! Best ad on tv by far!hagaha

[scouserap]

follow ya saxaphone til ya reach da y-front den bobs ya teapot alryte ice cream cone

tha advert if fkin quality lad

[BradLad6]

then bobs ur teapot!!!

[jayh7]

this is jokes

[KevTeezy]

NO PROBLEM MONKEY SOCKS! ....CLASS!

[lushglamour10]

Monkey socks

[Nightslasher]

For some reason I crack up at 8 seconds in, just the way she narrows her eyes an backs away from this nutter!

[Stevestarslater]

Soo funny!

[jackwoodman07]

ha follow the rubber duck past the christmas

[11essexboi11]

Love this advert haha

[834373]

Hahahahahahahaha, how could he keep a straight face.

[masterjustin45]

i like bob's your teapot

[YGOAbridgedFTW]

is that qpcs in the background

[ashi786786]

lol

[Gameclown1production]

monkey socks : )

[YameDapper]

I love how calm he is when he keeps blabbering pointless crap, so funny XD

[zwady]

she dont even thank him for his efforts...some people are so ungrateful! :P

[Mazo711]

then bobs ya tea pot alright icecream cone XD

[gt4driftster]

alright icecream cone lol

[RubbaDuckyLuva]

Favourite out of all them lol :)

[Cripps01]

this is funny so shut ya mouth!

[Marty6271]

jack dee narrating at the end

[Prestonukbenny]

I love this advert and i love Rowntree Randoms even tho they hurt my teeth

[basildonboi18]

WOMANS STUNNING AS WELL!

[Magnum094]

I love it Bobs Your teapot

[jamiemh76]

No problem monkey socks!

[OoerItsSarah]

haha ACE !!!

[Hytokruny]

bobs ur teapot XD

[lindobff]

haha., eating them now :)

[danwoodsterz123]

haha thats pretty funny

[princesskim18]

allright ice cream cone lol

[FcukingMugs]

hahaha, love it!

[DaisyPuke]

Hilarious - all of the Random's ads are really good!

[benjebb]

love it haha

[Rswan13]

Dont like it then dont watch it you stupid ass. Lots of us like it, and theres no reason for you to cricicise a TV advert when you've come on YouTube to see it. How about going and getting a life? Its just an advert.. ITS NOT REALISTIC!! And everyone wants to see what the guy has to say, so obviously the lady will stay till he finishes...

[sam91832]

Do one

[Rswan13]

No thanks

[sam91832]

jog on

[kieferdabest]

no problem monkey socks

[Delboiibunny]

lol and bobs ur teapot!

[Dux7690Productions]

Is that the guy Dave from the Royle Family lmfao?

[IXM360]

they're not random, they're the same sweets just in different multiples

[B4YB3HM3SH]

Alriteee saxaphone?

[SlavicPurpose07]

she's bit of an o rite int she!! ooohhvaaavu

[SlavicPurpose07]

no problem monkey socks!! ha ha gud ad

[EatMyCheeseYouMother]

Then Bobs Your Teapot haha

[TheLucy1996]

bobs your teapot!

my favourite one eever of theses advert!

[samisspink]

I need to bedsocks my bowlfruit ....

[SimonMcCfan]

its a bit weird how he stares at her whilst shes winding the window up haha.

[HandToeKnee01]

love this advert. who else thinks the sweet looks like a penis? 0:13

[dhvsheabdh]

a bit yeah

[warlockboyburns]

this cracks me up

[TORRENTIALREALMZ]

who made this advert? They are a GENIOUS! and unlike most adverts it isn't even irritating!

[Merlynshero09]

No problem monkey socks!!! ha ha ha

[GlennD96]

Where's the Toyota badge on the front of the car lol.

[KoenigseggLewis21]

bobs your teapot!!!!!!Rofl!!!!!!

[yeshperry]

ROFL! :L

[xDaisiexBabyx]

alright icecream cone !!!! lmfaooo xD

[Shelleythesnail]

Lmao this advert makes me laugh (or at the very least makes me have a huge smile on my face lol.) Its awesome, and there should be more like it :D

[jordykid8]

Bobs your teapot!

[clarki9090]

lol

[mizzplayboy13]

this adverts legendary

[JakeandKristian24]

what...the...saxophone?

[horsemad04]

This is a class advert !

[Porshalena]

Bloody FAB !!!!!

[AmandaLewis1974]

I Like This Advert

[Barkermush]

These adverts are well funny, Most adverts on tv p*ss me off but i actual love watching these adverts ha ha Love the football one where he's going mad at his players. 'What the crocdile hat was that!' lol

Alright Ice Cream Cone ha ha Qaulity Adverts

[SamDavison92]

everytime that fruity acorn gets the alarm clock, i want you to snowflake their teapot... ard!

[samuel588]

This is a brilliant advert

[klioy7000]

if i was asking for directions and he said that i would be completely freaked out

[DEMONDAY]

bobs ya teapot!

[easingwoldkirky]

the ice cream cone bit sounds like wallice aha

[showkid2007]

yes sir!, you want to go follow the road untill you meet a giant ganja plant, turn up.. go rice passed the crispy street and go grape ahead until you see the magic roundabout, you want to take your second saxaphone and follow your wi-fronts from their then bobs your father. ok monkey face?

[aidenZZZZZ]

bobs your teapot OMG LOL

[harv1690]

"no problem monkey socks" thats my new phrase

[tranter91]

alright monkey socks my god this is the best advert in such a long time now (brilliant)

[slizzle22]

Fan Dabby, best advert i have seen in ages, seen it about 9:30am last week and i was buckled!!

[lukeholl999]

me too

[abiwasnthere]

hahaha. im gonna go round saying "Alright ice cream cone?" to all my mates on the first day back at school

[Graham1882]

and bob's ya teapot!

[yghbgy]

hahahahaha no problems monkey socks

[tazmaniandevil959]

when he says alright ice cream cone, i think he sounds like wallce out of wallace and gromit

[corsacraig1]

yeh he does aswell dont he lol

[commanderoates]

i think shes hot.

[PCthesecond]

i luv this ad lol always makes me smile lol

[Hanatbh]

LMAOOO

"alright ice cream cone?"

[CeeTeeProductions]

ROFL! i couldn't stop laughing, i just saw that advert and had to see it again, rofl :P

[LionmaneElsie08]

and bob's ya teapot!

[Leennnnooxx]

0.16 does look like a penis :L with one ball

[burgerman72]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA

[LMFAOroflcopter]

*douche ;)

[TripleSmithsta]

if you think a saxofone looks like a penis then youve got problems maan

[LMFAOroflcopter]

yes i do have problems

[alrightmynameisJess]

lols... alright ice cream cone?

[Thelegend528]

OMG SO FUNNY! ICE CREAM CONE!

[vizzymagyk]

"No Problem Monkey Socks..Yhoor Best Bet Is To Follow Yhoor Rubber Duck..Go Right Past The Christmas Tree..Then Yhoo Need..Hmm Let Me Think..Yeah.. Yhoo're Gonna Wanna Follow Yhoor Saxophone Til You Reach The Y-Fronts..Then Bobs Yhoor Teapot..Alryt Ice Cream Cone..?" Lol..!! Random..!! ^_^

[DarkBandicoot]

We did just watch the WHOLE advert you know....

[vizzymagyk]

Thanks and all Mr. Sarcasm, but if ya don't got anything nice ta say 'bout my lil bro's comments then don't comment at all, k?

Have a nice day =] See, i can do sarcasm too -.-

[DarkBandicoot]

Oh, so you were being sarcastic? Could've fooled me. XD And that's Miss Sarcasm to you. =p

[vizzymagyk]

Jeez, you're such a saxophone =P

[guyrockz]

nothing made me laugh except for ''Bob's Your Teapot'' ^_^

[sirpieford]

no it isnt

[chickinlickinfacehen]

is that the guy from the royal family???

[NinjaN30]

best candy ever

[EkzzS]

Bobs your Tea Pot

[yoshivsjoshi]

classic monkey socks

[tananne08]

love this advert, gotta b the best 1 going :D woopp x

[HoipolloiTheatre]

Fantastic ice cream cone, Mr Frimston. Excellent monkey socks. Looking forward to having you back on stage with us in The Doubtful Guest!

[AntonyRyanElliott]

best one of the lot

[DJM0ZZY]

love this add :)

[sarahbaybeh2k9x]

AHAHAHAHA

[emergencyvehiclesuk1]

LMAO I love this MONKEY SOCKS

BOBS YOUR TEAPOT....

ALRIGHT ICECREAM CONE!

LMAOOOO!

[xIFuZioNzIx]

lmfao.