CS:S Noob-To-Pro Video Tutorial

[iTzGerimaxx]

Stop raging nerds, this is just a joke.

[MrYoyobro44]

cool

[ElMrNooble]

this video is funny cause machine gun is for noobs lmao XD

[987bmx987]

Fucking Funny1!!

I subbed Hah

[apsten1]

THATS REALLY PRO TIPS

[FIN232]

wow i were played like 115 hours and i were still noob until noow

[Orthodox72]

At least it helped .. xD

[chvyant]

CSS is full of poorass douches I bought the game again because my friend wanted to play zombie.. how can you still take this game seriously its nor is every one just hacking.

[Ezixax]

Theyre gunna see this weapon and they will think that ur on theyre team... WHO LOOKS AND WEAPONS? Machine gun=FAIL WEAPON! Point at the floor to avoid flashes? And get killed from not seeing your evemy? Your just a noob... No wait i meant to say UBER NOOB and a british fag with his faggish tips and faggish Humor that no 1 understands...

[Xarler]

lol....



[bouncygangsta]

this owns man :D JC FTW

[Mrsmack1337]

OMG this is just so funny xD

[JoaoSuperCarros]

you dont know do BHOP

[jass360]

@JoaoSuperCarros READ THE DESCRIPTION!!

[alirkar]

haha you squeked at 0:12

[dvdrom24]

HEHE I gone try this ;D

funny video dude ^^

[Hoss06]

British fag.

[jaiimess]

I lol'd

[jaiimess]

I lol'd

[pin3appel]

wow are you serious? this video is so stupid!

LOL

[martilhozo07]

lol?! this is too weird if some noob see this video and believe its realy funny

[iHeartShuffle]

Annoying voice!!

[lonerider543]

awesome xD

[ComboBoy97]

lol tip number 1 ftw

[Venom0Ryza]

deffinetly my favourite aswel haha

[wanttobehacker]

lol the first thing I think is hold on, that's my wep, well lets kill him just to be sure

[DjVildana]

lol "They're gonna say: Hold on! That's my weapon! So he must be on my team" lololol

[Niarfan]

Funny video. Good work ! :)

[Riot656]

This isnt even funny this is retarded.

[Overlord360]

this video is hilarious, and the funniest part is the people in the comments being serious, loool

[Francis115pinoy]

money depends on the server, they can set the start money. "I'm Pro" you are not

[mishgames]

Mega cool video for noobs! I am shocked! Wow, i am lol that i have watched this

[iTechDai]

Rofl hahah nice vid i subscribe :P 5/5

[niggle123456]

lol

[Rosscozez]

Its sad when the joke is ruined because people dont understand humour.

[Stigmatauri616]

tha flash killd me!! xXD

[Ram123Ram112233]

ROFLMFAO big crosshair XD i laughed so hard. and aiming at the floor, pure genious.

[FAtheMaster]

It sucks. A waste of time.

Your tips are a guarantee for death.

[HoXeh]

lol xD

[ZeroNervE]

Rofl that was pretty damn funny.

[MrDevour]

But the Para is the best gun LOL

And thats how I use the Para

[mardarinoob]

lol nice vid xD 5 stars

[DawiiiDD]

^_^ this is RLY LOL

[Alpfa4]

Lol, my tip for not getting flashed IS TO USE NIGHT VISION!!!! =D

[ikill168]

wow your not a pro

[desertrat9000]

yes he is i tried all the things he said

[desertrat9000]

love ya video

[ASUSprevails]

take the annotations off.....just laugh at the idiots

[MegaBolaji]

lol nice tipps i think if i use them ill gonna be a pro in noobing

[Lewislouisloise]

What an embarrassment for England

[Sebbesabib]

machine gun is not the strongest weapon on the game the strongest weapon on the game is AWP!

[desertrat9000]

thx alot it really helped me get into nationals

not a joke

[CrAzYCoOcKieMaN13]

thank you for thoes tipsXD

lol

you helped me alot i was doing it the wrong way all the time! :D

[jesusis2cool]

lmao

[catalincozmin]

have u other ingame tips??? like for respawn servers???

[explosmateer]

PA HAHAH XD

[TehFlyingBoat]

Your flashlight is gonna blind the opponent quite a bi-

[lorekiller]

ahhahaha this was the best! i'll never forget to aim on the floor and to get a very huge crosshair and i'll never buy a helment cause i run too slow and its even worse,i'll use ak like u said,1 shot-reload,another shot-reload,again-reload XD

[killtrocity09]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[crzyfists]

OMFG LOL

now all the noobs are gonna get cl_crosshairscale 250

and machine gun, LOL

pub is gonna pwn now; lmao

btw "if you buy

[crzyfists]

btw *if you buy a helmet it's even worse , LOL

[klaca75]

if you buy a helmet its even wors xD

[urwellknownsecret]

fckn borin!!

[alvarotonyboy]

asshole!!!!!

[RavernWest]

"people with low iqs" LOOL

this is so rofl.

[EnZoGTAS]

ahahaha laughed my ass off at 3:30 ahaahhahahaa nice video mate keep it coming XD

[XXXParkourGamerXXX]

You didn't buy a glock first time. You bought P228 lolz.

[toffe32]

He knows retard..

[XXXParkourGamerXXX]

Yeah, still funny. No need to call me a retard douchebag.

[toffe32]

Yes I do, because you acted retarded by pointing something OBIVOUS out.

[XXXParkourGamerXXX]

Well, it is a joke video, and I'm just laughing at him for buying a glock. I realised that he realised that, but it's still funny. It's not easy to confuse a Glock with a P228.

[sidmc1]

dude if ur so pro ill give a 1on1

[biipbiip94]

you lagg alot AMG

[crazymofofou]

lol

[Mika151]

hahaha walking looking down. lol

[Evan0000o]

lol

[Yam4ru]

xDDD nice done^^

[wyleepirate]

sooooo funny

[blinkedsociety]

NICE!!!!!

Very funny

[kylebb96]

God this is so funny your awesome! This is fake put still it's funny!

[h4rdc0reKiD]

haha that was funny u when u were like "wait a minute he has my gun he must be on my team" hehe

[LittleKid100]

lol..."wait a minute thats my gun so there on my team" ur funny!

[jpinback]

Haha, I though this was pretty funny. Retards need to fuck off and find something better to rip apart.

[kRaZyAzN64]

Dude, I would laugh so hard if I actually saw some stupid twelve year old playing like that after watching this vid.

Looking down with a machine gun just spraying with flashlight on and.. oh my. lmao.

The only thing that could possibly be funnier than your "tips" are these stupid kids thinking that you were serious.

LMAO.

[samthegodman]

LOool

[H4LManiac]

woow O_O

Thanks men! your so PRO! : D

[darwehewuli]

second about the flashbang shit have you ever hearded when you see flash bang flying look to diff way fast then back it wont flash at all looking the ground is some lame noobster comment who is playing like kiddos

[darwehewuli]

1 machine gun aint strongest wep at game

Shotguns is shoot straingt to enemys back it deals most dmg at game then comes awp when you shoot to head

[arne994]

roflmao @ your tips xD

[miller773]

i just ruin it

[danielgrvff]

du_dust is from Indonesia? cool

[OverLord3000]

hahahahaha

[Shadowdawg39]

haha made me laugh :)

[occult702]

lol. funny stuff. "Always look down"

[Ash0C]

i failed to see the funny part of this...

[IzzYandPalpro]

I know me to

[Roemming]

HEY guys, the one who's talking is like monty python.. xD So Freakin funny, im playing serius Gaming in Denmark, not Pro. and use to hate thos kind of videos, but thats so funny, keep up the good work :D

[moe1243]

LOL

[WizzyCharlie]

5:37 onwards XD

[THEoldy]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Its sooooooo funny watching all the 'this vid is not serious' warnings. Because imaging whats going through the head of someone who did not understand that was a joke is so funny.

lol ..so funny.

[blackpuma000]

i know its a joke but u dont need to insult me

[SpeedFighter134]

LOL! ^^

[meanameen]

nice

[XREWXDREAM]

2:59 when he jumps i allways do hs in there

[darkassasin66]

it would be better if u stopped insulting me in the video

[Kaize2k7]

Rofl Duk nice one lol

[jezga2]

very good tips !!! lol about the flashes :) and this rlly is a joke video :) lol and very importent !!! to not buy a glock !!!!!!!!!

[mihaicraioveanu]

pff... noob

[loopedXproductions]

lol it owrked in wc3 server

[666crackhure666]

rofl

dont tell its a joke though

[NMBstyle]

haha very funny^^XD

[lalat44]

u noob in cs

[bloodyeric123]

omg ur a noob. even if u have the other teams weapon they still gonna now if ur on the ct ot t side cause of the costume. and if u look down u get shot easly......

[Nucleurandy50]

its a joke -.-

[12m41l]

Omg im pro now :O

Thanks for the avoide flash tip :O

But sometime they think im a cheater cos i cant actually see the flash then hit them :(

[predatorguy07]

rlly big crosshair! great im using crosshair size 100! LOL!!!!!!!!

[DragonEldarFire]

your the noob at this you dont look down or you will get shot quite easy and larty darti da and looking down dose NOT get rid of falshes and getting a smaller Crosshair it in creases your aim it trains your aim mate and a fucking crosshair thats bloddy half the screen thats just bloody fucking odd

[drugger00]

it should be pro to noob instead of noob to pro :P

[flanke14]

lol

"buy the other team's weapon"

[sgtkiko]

rawr!

[coolapeppy]

hahahha

[sxy1rick]

hahaha this is good

[Azatik89]

lmao wicked

[shadowphanx]

dude u shouldnt have to fucking tell them..encourage it..every comment u get pays you...

[knex81]

Noob....

OMG THANKS!! I"AM A NOOOB!!! HURRAY

i tryed it and i'am offisoly (dont know how to spell it) a NOOB!

THanks you sooooo much!!!! i SUbscribed!

LOL!

[SuikoCloud]

lol good vid

made me laugh

[kmoyeykmo]

it's good to look in the floor.. then the flash wont blind you

ROFL :DDDDD

you need a really big crosshair :DDDDDDDDDDDD

[demonhunter9980]

from noob-ultra noob lool

[GetOne1337]

lol

[carlleiws13]

LMAO im really gonne buy a USP as T And a Glock as CT really pro tips.

And ibet you where serious You are not joking at all this is dead serious.

NOOB BOY

[virtuastudios]

^^ LOL at the nerd above me ^^

LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL

[arandomthot5]

@carlleiws13 hahaha ur such a fucking retard. 2 years later you probably still are! 

[jwpla]

I actually thought the pistol thing was funny

[BittenCheese]

When the f**k is part 2 coming out? Or are you to embrassed?

[arandomthot5]

@BittenCheese hahaha dumbass

[uberswampmonsta]

if you don't buy ammo or spray your ammo away you run faster

[mihkel23]

the other pistol trick is stupid xD

[dastarados]

this wideo sucks

get a life noob

[jakubakakuba]

"wideo" yes. You are the smarter, more mature person here.

[AfriKing13]

how can a geek make me laugh so much LOL

[wagkiller]

AAHAHAHAHAHA

5/5

AROAIROAIROioaRI

[samppus]

That crosshair thing was hilarious 5/5. Gief part 2!

[Sonikolaj]

5/5 ;)

[djmarkus09]

Rofl

[Shuunz]

funny shit dude .. ^^

[ProFisher1990]

dude get a life!

[nath042]

good.. but remove all the comments in the vid saying its a joke.. they detract from the humour

[Issenia]

true @nath042

[Gtathefanboy]

you make the video less funny when you point out that it's a joke, just saying, it kinda detracts from an otherwise great video.

[DuKtape]

i originally had it with nothing saying it was a joke for over a year, almost every comment was bashing me thinking it was serious, because most of the youtube users are too stupid for their own good... also that's why the rating is so low./

[aahole651]

As for the rating? Its low cos your a douche... You were blatantly serious when you made this.. don't lie..

NOOB! Whats your name btw? or should i just keep an eye out for the fag running around looking at the ground??

[DuKtape]

bad, stfu. blocked for stupiditiy (y)

[nuskenninge]

the first tip fails!!! every single pro one, dont look at ur gun. the look at ur face, and kills it LOL!! and tip 2 also fails, just run away, or look away from the flash!!! LOOOL!!! the flashlight do not blind any1!! this video tattaly fail big time!!!:( if u wanna be pro, dont listen to this gut!:P<3<3<3

[anon5287]

holy this pro tips really are pro, after watching this vid i used the tactics presented and went 19-2 instantly!!!

[nx47]

lmao omg, i love this vid

5/5

<3

U :D!!

[lyndonm33]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cabeSR1234]

this is hilarious

[lewispo]

i luv u man ur so fing funny

[homophobesrg4y]

rofl, buy the other teams pistol so they'll see it and think you're with them. and I almost died laughing at the crosshairs

[TDX619]

lol nice vid. very funny =) wonder if any noobs will use this xD

[777799999777]

Are You StupiD????

[marriuszek]

Buahahha xDDDD I'm death coz of laughing!! xDD That crosshair knocked me down to the floor.. xDDD WAITING FOR PART 2

[Er0y]

I think all of these people have a sense of humor...this just isn't funny.

[SunhsineMUer]

ok! whoever listens to that advice is a moron!

he even wrote in the discription that its a joke he tells you almost the exact opposite of what your supposed to do and the info about the weapons.

1st: the para (for nubs its the machine gun) is the worst weapong in the game if you use it on any server youl just be called a sprayer and  the AK-47 is liek teh best besides the Maverick ALWAYS! aim chest hight for best result! that is all!

[reditacken]

LOL nice

I was pro, now I'm a noob

[Timotay]

LMFAO at his voice at the start, if my voice had done that i would have started the vid ova

aww, my voice still goes squeaky sometimes :(

[CyanidesDemise]

3:00 - 4:00 Is so true I got flashed today then I tried it and... Boom HEAD SHOT got him before he got me.

[Ericosproduction]

Its a joke ffs.... XD

[Arthurc94]

I'm waiting for part 2 xD

I was trying these skillz

As a ct, i bought the t glock and SURPRISINGLY, the terrorists still recognized i was and ennemyxD

[TryingTOgoPRO]

very funny lol more like pro to super noob but funny :P

[loobdenoob]

haha xD very nice, waiting for part 2 :P

[XJStriker]

omg its a bad video..

[Arthurc94]

Does who are taking this video seriousy should

LEARN TO READ

Funny video though xD

[BabyKosub]

Voice crack at 0:11 is the best part.

[Nunibomb]

ye lol ahhaha