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  • HEY DUDE. WAKE UP

  • You are more likely to accidentally drown in your bath tub, than die in a terrorist attack. Should it be compulsory that everyone wears an aqualung in the bath too?

  • @practicepants who gives a shit about the people dieing? its a waste of a perfectly good plane.

  • I would have said e for explosive

  • Startpage search how "Women should notify their technologist if they think they might be pregnant". These SIGNS are POSTED at every X-ray or CT Scanner room. Plus it is now being exposed mammograms, used to reveal cancer, can help it along in women's breasts. Bad enough when we fly in the sky, there are extra X-Rays there too. This brings up the children of Israel who were X-rayed to death trying to get rid of those ringworms. 6,000 died from the accumulated X-Rays. Search ringworm children too.

  • What you don't like, that you think happened, DIDN'T HAPPEN by any person unassisted by the US Government, in other words, US is the only nation to have to take off our shoes when the person who play acted was USING the WRONG IGNITER, matches DON'T work on his type said threat. Underwear guy was nicely taken around the EXISTING scanner, escorted DRUGGED onto a plane in Schipol, Netherlands. AROUND the SCANNER which would have shown his powder or not, who knows now, all a manipulation.

  • I wonder if the Boston Logan Airport workers feared getting CANCER 7 years ago when the machines which were ordered by former homeland security chief CHERTOFF were installed? One of TWO scanner sellers, is CHERTOFF. These scanners output radiation, aren't properly shielded to the workers, then they wanted PILOTS and AIRLINE Attendants to go through them everyday???!! Depends on which machine you were seen naked, two sellers in the USA. This is also SLAVERY indoctrination, needs to be refused.

  • he sounds like shrek

  • What an obnoxious twat,

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  • These unregulated radiological devices as this will and do cause health problems for the operators... I take solace in that. American security is not effective in terms of cost...examine the Israeli system as a contrast... they use well educated humans, have great air safety, your privates are not touched or digitally imaged... These machines were a sweetheart sales deal for Michael Chertoff during the Bush era. I fly 90% less than pre 911, I take the train.

  • @colettepdx Right, Israel has really good air safety because they profile. It is up to the security workers opinions on who gets checked. It is done by the way people look. We could do that here but it would not fly at all with American Society

  • and u cal always op-out

  • all because of 9/11 -.-

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  • @ICproductions2020

    What kind of system is that anyway? Register before you vote? Votes should be anonymous and you shouldn't be obliged to register for the party you will vote for. That is absolutely ridiculous. Anyhow, it isn't enough to vote for Ron Paul. You need to change parties and vote for independents or other smaller parties to break the Democratic-Republican sovereignity. Moreso in Congress elections.

  • man STFU you wanker, you are an affront to Hunan kind. You have a better chance of being hit by a car whilst crossing the street than by some bloody poofter with TNT down his britches. Also, WTF is wrong with the afterlife? (ie Heaven)Unless of course, you are the terrorist and you ARE the murderer. Then I can see you being scared to meet your maker, poofter...

  • How did Hitler convince Germans that Jews were bad how did they make them the "boogie monster". Why were soldiers so ready to kill woman and children.. they were humans just like you and me.

    same way the American government has caused the American people to hate Muslims and Arabs. America is Hitler the American people are Nazis and if you live in the middle east, your the Jew. YOU HATE PEOPLE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW.. but these guys fight back. Its not tragic when us soldiers die it is selfdefense

  • Why is the constitution so powerful because it starts with these simple words.... We hold these truths to be SELF-EVIDENT. Meaning it is written on logic and no written words can override it.

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  • Here is why we have to walk through scanners. Because you believe a dozen jihads trained in a remote desert in flight simulators run on camel shit to simotainiously hijack 4 planes in 30 minutes using pocket knives while taking orders from a man in a cave..and then after the attack 8 of the hijackers were found alive.. Thats a conspiracy theory .... We dont want to live in prison planet or in fear from government planned bombings to hijack the constitution.

    History repeats Google: Reichstag fire

  • Dont tell americans to put up with tyranny you foreign retard. I dont need my daily dose of radiation to fly and so it isnt an option anymore. I dont expect you to understand freedom / privacy / or the constitution.

  • Did he get paid to convince Americans that its ok to lose some more of your rights?

  • @JHam559 Exactly!! What's even more interesting is finding out that Theresa May (the Home Secretary) relaxed passport and customs checks on private jets. There are an estimated 80,000 to 90,000 private flights a year. This must mean we must be the low-lifes of society and treated like cattle; whereas private jet owners are the cream of the crop.

    I guess these clever terrorists would never hijack a private jet!!

    When are people going to wake up and see what is going on??

  • That means everyone agreeing with his comment wouldn't have a problem with body scanners at football stadiums, schools, train stations or seaports. Yes, we will all be safe from these clever, scary terrorists!!

    Hold on, what about body scanners at the work place? Smdh!!

    No wonder the government can get away with so much.....because they know the average person is dumb as f*%k.

  • @TheRedalert7 Yeah people don't realize how statistically insignificant your threat of being killed by a terrorist is. It simply doesn't warrant the amount of money we are draining into securing ourselves from said threat. Worse yet, we spend money in manufacturing terrorists by bombing their home countries!

  • stupid boy. Why would you pop a tent walking through a body scanner? did it help you get laid?

  • well done.

    

  • lol leaked celebs

  • LMAO...best thing I've seen on youtube all week there are so many dumb asses on here now....oh yeah, that and the fact youtube has started allowing so much smut, it's like the roaches are brave enough to crawl outta the woodwork in full sunlight.

    You tell em Paddy! Bravo!

  • Stand... still..

  • hhahaha you sound like my Norwegian sub teacher

  • This man is hilarious :)

  • i want yr accent. give it to me sir.

  • from now on im wearing 5 bras and 10 pares of nickers

  • TSA is all about making money for certain interests, period.

  • This video made me crave lucky charms.

  • I got tired of listening to you at 1:25  They rrrs boook oot how to get your point across in 20 seconds or less

  • What a coward. I would rather take my chances with the terrorists than give this type of power to the government. What a Chode!

  • GO BACK TO THE FARM GET OUT OF THE USA ONLY FOR MEN?

  • k.u.t

    

  • Fuck you waste of time

  • ahahaa I <3 his accent

  • Willie from The Simpsons (In a scottish Accents)

  • weird

  • This guy is quite brainwashed.

  • did he say rate it as 5 bare ass boarding passes? lol

  • Fuck the ACLU

  • If you hate the scanner, then th solution, you don't fly on airliners Periode, Take a Train, Take a Bus, take a Cruise Ship, or get your skinny wife and your 3 kids, pute them in your Minivan and drive them some place, or fly your freaking Cessna.

  • i love how you talk :D

  • Good one, I laughed.

  • i find this incredibly hard to masturbate too

  • @MrBallpointpens but not impossible ;)

  • @MrBallpointpens Then find a girl

  • I'd much rather have to help beat the terrorist while he tries to light his underpants.

    Seems like scotts quit caring about their freedom after bonnie Prince Charles fled Scotland!

  • Pip-pip doodily doo!

  • i walked through one of those with a boner and they were like "HEY YOU! FREEZE! GET THAT OUT OF YOUR POCKET AND... oh sorry"

  • @Tkathryyn That's fucking creepy.

  • I'm a woman with a penis and they will MAKE FUN OF ME either way. Just to mess with them, I'll make sure I have a nice boner right before I get scanned. Yes, I'm a transexual.

  • shut the fuckup

  • Who cares, there's a reason for these scanners. Better safe then sorry.

  • beam me up scotty

  • wise words from a smart scot lol

  • IN A FEW WORDS, RINGWORM SAPHARDIC JEWS. OVER 100,000 CHILDREN THAT ARE NOW ADULTS AND DEAD MANY OF THEM DIDN'T MIND THE RADIATION TREATMENT EITHER. THE ONLY TERRORISTS WE HAVE TO FEAR ARE THE NAZI IRAELIS THAT PRODUCE AL THIS SHIT AND SELL IT TO THE SHAMERIKAN PEOPLE AS IF IT WERE A GOOD THING. WE ARE WAKING UP TO THE REALITS THAT THE NAZIS AND ADOLPH HITLER WERE A PRODUCT OF ZIONIST JEWS SINCE THE WORD NAZI = NATIONAL SOCIALIST PARTY AND ZIONISM AND THAT MY GOOD MAN, SPELLS TROUBLE FOR US ALL.

  • ACDC,,,,!!!!!!!

    f*

  • 'He is Scottish you..." He can'y be Scttsssih, He's not wearing a Kilt !

    With that voice and the way he's screwing up that Mug, plus moving that head, he's gotta be the only Gay Scot, that has a sore neck every morning, on U-Tubz !

    Rather see Elton John narrate this !

  • @MaineShag55 shut up you low life i have scottish in my blood. you assume that scottish people wear kilts, yet kilts are one of the least worn things in scotland. so shut up your stereotyping, or ill shut it for you. be quiet nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

  • hahahahhahahahah, oh thank you for this.

  • For those Americans who are posting and are so concerned about their "personal freedoms", I have two words for you: Patriot Act. Seriously, do some reading and you will find that the Patriot Act took more private freedoms away from you than an airport scanner ever could...

  • Shut up please! ur voice and ur views are annoying. i also dont get the euro humor.. if its so easy for u then just take off ur clothes and walk through. their called private parts for a reason.. not PUBLIC PARTS. chea ears!

  • oh yeah and dont forget how effed up slavery used to be here. this issue might be silly, but what we've learned here is if you let em take something small, they will take it all. oh btw, i friggin loved the total recal book. didnt know there was a movie. guess it was slightly before my time :D *goes to watch it but expects something bad*

  • This may not be easy for you to understand since you arent American, but we take our personal freedoms very seriously. we went to war with the strongest country at the time to get it. Taking our freedoms *small may this may be* just leads to bigger ones being taken. If you dont like the way we do things just dont come here. also dont take american news seriously. normal people dont complain about the naked part Dont make fun of us just because you dont understand us. Other than that great vid!

  • ok seriously, a good MAJORITY of people crying about being seen "naked" on these scanners have probably stripped down for a picture to send to somebody lol and that person has PROBABLY passed it around without you even realizing it so get over it or dont fly. lol believe it or not the extremists really do want to kill us so as long as they remember the lube id rather be fondled than blown to pieces thanks <3

  • If illegals can walk into the U.S.A. while carring ANYTHING! why don't you start there and stop harrassing cutizens!

  • @wiakevsha215 Lets stick to the subject. Illegal immigration is a completely different issue. Nobody sneaks into the US on a commercial airliner. If you are worried about harassment of citizens then read "Brimstonehd"'s post above and write your public officials and ask for the repeal of the "Patriot Act".

  • oki

    

  • People stop complaining! Look what happened in 2001! We do NOT want a repeat!

  • @noobie1890 A man who exchanges freedom for security deserves neither- benjamin Franklin---So I say to thee Noobie.... SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • @phantumgrey People who would rather die then be safe so they can get to their destination are retarded and stupid as fuck- noobie1890. Yeah that message was to you. U mad breh?

  • @noobie1890 You do not want a repeat of a false Flag Operation, intended to pull of the biggest Insurance Fraud ever as well as deliver an Argument for two Major Oil Robberies? ..I... really think youre posting at the wrong video here...

  • @SelfishKid Really think you should stop saying America is a bad place because we're just trying to stay safe and don't say that about 9-11 you punk ass bitch

  • Airport Body Scanners promote DNA damage and SKIN CANCER. And they don't even detect all explosives!

    See this youtube vid: TSA AIRPORT SCANNERS RADIATION CANCER X-RAY SKIN CHERTOFF

    The backscatte­r scanners -- foisted on the TSA by Rapiscan lobbyist/f­ormer DHS secretary Michael Chertoff -- are dangerous. Neither of the interviewe­es, two of the most reputable scientists in the field of radiation physics and technology (Peter Rez of ASU and John Sedat of UCSF), will step into one. 

  • Oh Hell !!! ... I will whip my Cock out in any airport on the planet.

    Let the motherfuckers look.

    I don't want to see YOUR Cock but I can look at MINE all day.

  • @hammerogod lol

  • there's like a dot in the background on the yellow wall.. and its really annoying me cause i think its a dirty mark on my screen..

    other than that.. love the accent man. always loved the scottish accent!

  • No mames! pinche pelonete te la pasas hablando ogt !!!! 

  • Well I mean I rather that then die, I wouldn't want to be seen naked cause i'm modest, not even shirtless. However that is a petty thing to fret over when they are protecting me. This however makes me concerned for women who may be violated, men too.

  • hell id walk through the scanners naked. idc who sees me nude. if they enjoy lookin at me thats their problem. just dont touch me. i bite

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  • No you don't

  • You sucks Mr.garrisons balls

  • teri pan no lun ganjeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sali deya putraaa

  • FUCK the TSA KILL THEM

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  • I thought that spot behind your head was on my computer screen.

  • An arsenal in his arsehole LOL!

  • This guy isn't Irish. He isn't 'Scotch' (a drink originated in Scotland). He's Scottish (a nationality).

  • SHUT UP AND SHOW US THE TITTIES !!!!!!!!!

  • bullshit can they scan plastic knifes, if someone plant a bomb in their body can this scanner scan inside their body, what if cleaning person plant the bom while cleaning

  • whats with only stretching 1 ear?

  • @bigjohnstud279 Because it's only half as stupid as stretching both ears.

  • TommyRayBoy you are an idiot and a sheeple. Pathetic. Americans used to roar like lions for liberty, now they bleat like sheep for security. I'm with Patric Henry... give me liberty or give me death! You don't deserve to me an American. Go move to france or something.

  • look at this guy speaking. LOOK AT HIM.

  • @seedah HA!

  • I wish there were two flights - one for people who have been fully screened, and a second for people who think a metal detector is sufficient. I'll take the first flight please. These same people crying about privacy would be the same ones asking why their government couldn't prevent 400 souls from being spread over a three mile stretch of countryside. How many attempts need to be made before one is successful, and how are some of you ok with that?

  • Did anyone else see the face he made at 0:31? LOL

  • D'oh! Who let the troll out??

  • This is what people said in Nazi Germany... right before the Holocaust.

    "TRUST THE GOVERNMENT! TRUST THE GOVERNMENT! HEIL HITLER!!!"

  • @LiberalsAreAssholes

    That's what got them fascism just 70 years ago.

  • no offence but.......

    DOOONKEH!

  • @fishdude333

    HEARTS, MOONS, STARS, CLOVERS... and BLUE DIAMONDS!

  • "AOOOOT MON, yeee've gawt PREEVACY CONSARRRNS!!!"

    FUCK YOU LUCKY CHARMS!!!

  • It’s not about being seen naked. It’s about changing our way of life. American freedoms; if we let fear change our way of living then we have lost the American dream. “Those who sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither” – Ben Franklin.

  • @CatspitProductions

    Actually it IS about being seen naked, a strip-search is a strip-search, whether they do it live or with a scanner.

    This Lucky-Charms asshole doesn't know what the FUCK he's Gaelicking about, they CAN see you naked, and they DO take pictures.

  • i just hate this idiot speaking !! he deeds to shut the f up

  • @1robdavidson

    This is how poorly that most Europeans value their rights and freedoms... and people wonder how Hitler took over so easily.

    Unfortunately, most American sheep aren't far behind.

  • "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."

    -Ben Franklin 1759

  • Its not so much the scanners rather than the perverted PAT DOWNS.

  • @FFnerd27

    It's BOTH-- a strip-search is a strip-search, whether it's in X-rays or in BRAILLE.

  • Moron, it is a search without a warrant. Rather than criticize individuals for not wanting to be violated, maybe you should take a ship or train, etc .. if you are so afraid of taking a flight without violating others rights.

  • @Gay4U1979 Who are you to call somebody else a moron? It is not a search without a warrant, it is a search with by consent. You consented to the search when you purchased an airline ticket. Do you ever read the fine print that comes with your ticket?

  • @handmethatpiano ,, you are obviously a moron too. The fine print is there because of an illegal law MORON. It is not a choice. Flying is a method of travel to a far away location, that by any other means would takes a week or more. Vacations and business trips do not allow for a week on the ocean MORON.

  • Oh for goodness sake, you - iTube guy - are annoying the crap out of me. The fact is the body scanner is indeed an affront to human dignity. If the airlines don't want my business, then let me take a train. And besides the scanners don't see up inside you, so if I want to take down a plane, and I'm willing to die, then I can hide anything up any old orifice I want.

  • Im Irish and I can stay sober for up to 2 hours at a time

  • poopdawg..you betcha there are bigger problems and one is pedophilia; another is the loss of discernment between evil and good..'woe is the man who call's evil 'good' and good 'evil'. I hope your not dismissing the evil of pedophilla for 'bigger problem's'.

  • Also our children who look to her/his parent for safety and guidence and then find's while at the airport a stranger 'feeling' their gential's while mom and dad look on..why can't you see the tragedy in this?? America WAKE UP!

  • @hanna23able there are bigger problems than pedophilia

  • A people who would give up their freedom's for security do not deserve their liberites. Discerning american's KNOW tsa is not about providing security..it's about introducing american's to a police state. Intrusive patdown's will not stop at the airport. As long as america accept's this more freedoms willbe taken away. If this were truely about security our mexican border would be secured but because it's not hundred's of terrorist's are coming into usa. Obama is not concerned! Muslims kill

  • wtf in hell

  • you asshole. who gives a shit about watching you mouth off? we want naked x-ray pictures and as little narrative as possible. BUT YOU SHOWED US NOTHING!!!!

  • accent .....so.......THICK!!!!!

  • @dororoyee

    Like accent, like speaker.

  • Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security.

  • @Pooshooter5k amen benjamin franklin- btw if you reverse negative pic image. you can see the person completely nude. an there radiation levels arnt plastified not to mention. the pics do go into a database. soo screw that its car or boat for me. screw the tsa gangsters. that like touching little kids. in the name of safety. and the governments crimes get listed as classified an then go missing.

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  • @TommyRayBoy If all of america had that attitude, they'd be putting their fingers in out asses by now as part of search protocol. Or perhaps tapping your phones and watching what you do on the internet. ..Oh wait.

  • @HabeoPhaIemMaximum

    No, they'd be GASSING us in death-camps!

    The only reason they DON'T, is the fact that many DON'T have this attitude in America!

  • @TommyRayBoy you're more likely to die of cancer from the radiation then to be attacked by a terrorist you fucking moron. keep on giving up essential liberty for temporary safety. you'll end up with neither. pushover pussy boy.

  • @TommyRayBoy  you DESERVE NO FREEDOM you SHEEP you FOLLOWER. As I can see your a COWARD and never served this country... lol you deserve NO FREEDOM....

  • @TommyRayBoy you fucking faggot god damn pussy, yea your a FUCKING PUSSY!!!!!! god damn SHEEP! if everyone thought like you wed have no freedoms you fucking faggot we all hope to god you kill yourself so this country is 00.1% less retarded. you stupid fucking faggot

  • @TommyRayBoy No such thing. Its all propaganda to get you scared. Its not real.

  • @XxstoopidmonkayxX

    Anyone who's NOT afraid of government intrusions is a SHEEP.

    Except that even SHEEP need a "Judas-goat" to be led into the slaughter.... this Lucky Charms moron IS a Judas-Goat trying to lead us into the slaughter.

  • @postalmeter What I meant was, they usually blow things out of proportion. Thats why I've stop watching the news and reading newspapers. They only tell you what they want you to know, not what you should.

  • @XxstoopidmonkayxX

    You're FUCKED! They tell you NOTHING, and suck up to the government!

    The media are lapdogs, and you are naive complacent dumbshit.

    Ever since the Lincoln administration conquered the states through totalitarian censorship and mass-murder, the media have sucked government's balls all the way, keeping the people in the dark and feeding them bullshit-- that's why only the unexpected rise of the INTERNET has allowed the truth to come out as much as it has.

  • @postalmeter The FUCK are are you talking about?! I DONT read newspapers and I DONT watch the news. They tell you only what they WANT you to know, not what you SHOULD know.

  • @XxstoopidmonkayxX

    I mean they do NOT "blow things out of proportion--"on the contrary, they SUPPRESS facts on how the federal government is an evil empire!

    When the US was fomenting WWI in 1914 and WWII in 1940, the media said NOTHING!

    Same thing when the federal government was causing the Great Depression!

    Same thing with EVERYTHING the federal government did!

    They were SHILLS and LAPDOGS for the government-- KING'S COURTIERS!

    Ever since Lincoln, they will NEVER tell the truth!

  • @postalmeter But if they for any chance call out Martial Law, Im not going down without a fight. 

  • @XxstoopidmonkayxX

    We're long-past Martial Law; since In 1866, the Supreme Court ruled that habeas corpus cannot be suspended in places where the local courts are in operation; however here, the Supreme Court has abdicated its duty to restrain the executive branch from performing these searches.

    .

  • @postalmeter Well an illegal war was started and they did shit about it.

  • @XxstoopidmonkayxX

    Yeah they tried, but the demon Lincoln shut down the federal courts and tried to arrest the Chief Justice, and so he was able to mount his imperial coup over the republic states; since then, the federal government has been an imperial oligarchy. Only problem is that dumbasses fail to see it..

  • @TommyRayBoy

    haha, oh god - you're the kind of people that will destroy humanity in the end.

  • @merkabah2 your an idiot

  • @TommyRayBoy Perhaps you can give me the statistics of how many planes fly and land safely per year vs. how many explode or crash due to human (terrorist) intervention. Somehow we have managed this without these body scanners all these years... imagine that.

  • @TommyRayBoy I rather die a free man at the hands of a terrorist then an enslaved sheeple with no rights. Terrorists are fictional, you're an idiot to think a guy in a turban wants to kill you, and if you are well... your an idiot and the goverment and the media has sucessfully scared you into giving away your rights.

  • @TommyRayBoy Move to china or cuba communist.

  • Pretty sure this guy has a scotch accent.

    That aside. Nobody actually has all the problems this guy mentions. The fear of these things is far more detrimental than these things happening.

    Irradiate people or grope them and suffer the indignity because some moron is overly paranoid about things that are so far from ever happening. Compare to all the flights all over the planet. You have a better chance of winning the lotto or getting struck by lightning TWICE !

  • @WildBuck007

    "Pretty sure this guy has a scotch accent."

    Yeah he's drunk. As I recall, the Underwear Bomber would NOT have been stopped by these devices, he boarded in a country that doesn't USE them!

    So why won't every other terrorist do the same?

    Fucking paranoid SHEEP and fascist government assholes!

  • OPT OUT!

  • Personally I walk through those body scanners with my head held high! I got no shame! XD

  • @JehovahMyShepherd Stop perioding everywhere like a 13 year old girl and deal with it.

  • @nollo1969

    You're the one with no balls who's ovulating when it comes to standing up tor their RIGHTS, ya BLEEDING PUSSY!