My Dick-Mickey Avalon w/ Lyrics

[OppsTypo]

thumbs up if you noticed the harold and kumar go to white castle picture and thought....this song is from harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay

[justinbieberfan4778]

who's the person on the right?

[guindra]

My dick more refreshin than ice tea, your dick just smells like pee

[lilstudioable]

shit go hard

[codadict100]

my dick can take a hit yo dick stink like shit

[juanm227]

26 dicks got touches by their uncles!!

December 29,2011!!

[LiNdZeE2DoPeE]

my dick eats chicken for dinner Yo dick will never be a winner my dick get sucked by a bitch yo dick used as a toothpick my dick its sexy and it know it you dick smaller than Gary Coleman my dick bigger then my fathers yo dick Keeps getting smaller my dick famous like ice cube yo dick Cant get screwed my Dick went straight to tha moon yo dick say Comeing home soon my dick has been in a bar fight yo dick red like a stop light my dick bigger than biggie smalls yo dick doesnt even have balls

[coolman6566]

My dick in between 2 double D's

Your dick stayin' home watching DVD's

[aznvincent33]

My dick smell so fine,

Your dick smell like a dirty dime

[aznvincent33]

My dick is also small

[youngthink952]

your dick got so much std's it beated your record of your sat's

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

My dick, big screen LED, your dick, portable CRT

[doinyourmom19]

my dick nuff said

your dick love fred

[99XSeriousGuyX99]

@doinyourmom19 my dick got luck

your shit don't give a fuck

[texascutie951]

best song ever

[aznvincent33]

My dick makes black people gasp,

Your Dick Makes asian people laugh.

[JamesMN76]

My dick is the size of a monster

Your dick just hides in your boxers

[OverGPilot45]

my dick is big



[96marcelwilson]

lol, heard this on american dad last night

[TheZcurah]

@96marcelwilson ME TOO

[96marcelwilson]

@TheZcurah lol i was like oh shit

[Fuby803]

Me: My dick..is bigger than my legs. Yo dick...

Girl: Small as fuck!

Me: What she said!

[sexyboyswagable]

@Fuby803 MY dick is bigger than a TREE. yo dick is smaller than a pea

[TheJayJayJon]

My dick is as big as Obama

Yo dick is small and hides like Osama

[36allah]

@TheJayJayJon

Osama had a huge dick. This is why he fucked up America :)

[fdgod99956]

imba lyrics!!!!



[RomelCD1]

If i get 100 likes ima rap this in class

[ohahmenuts]

my dick poised and clean

your dick look like a lima bean

my dick gives it it's all

your dick shity like a bathroom stall

my dick cured a whole nation

your dick stuck with masterbation

[MrApophis]

My dick is 6.3 inches

Your dick is 4.6 inches

[loosetehbest]

my dick big like the eiffel tower

yo dick look like austin powers

[ukinam1000]

what he mean small like a kid from the philipines

[DuhIdiot1]

My dick make ya moms scream my junk is too thick, yo dick is like "Honey, I Shrunk The Toothpick"

[Subways69able]

@DuhIdiot1 you white straight up. dat shit was mad lame

[DuhIdiot1]

My dick like that sick-ass truck Gravedigger, yo dick? chicks laugh "fuckin' save it, nigga"

[DuhIdiot1]

My dick excites herpetologists, your dick gets all the girls to LOL 'n shit

[MrBigdick81]

@DuhIdiot1 my dick gets the girls to shit? wow!

[DuhIdiot1]

My dick they call the power tool, your dick like Costanza in the pool

[buckyg100]

My dick catch a feloy. Yo dick sings a melody....

[MrAhejil]

My Dick is one ofthe biggest dicks of all time...yours is smaller than a dime

[Cormerious]

My dick- creator of Facebook,

Yo dick- a MySpace crook

[crabycris18]

my dick chocked a girl your dick couldnt choke a squirlle

my dick bigger than a truck your dick neva ganna get fucked

my dick like the booty your dick plays call of duty

my dick pleases ten girls at time your dick it aint much bigger than a dime

my dick can break through steel your dick like a kiddy meal

my dick

[77musicLoverZ]

best fucking movie

[theawesomeone10113]

My dick to long measure, yoo dick too small for pleasure, my dick fucked your wife, yo dick aint gotta life, my dick loves to ram. Yo dick makes love to your hand. ;)

[sexythang879]

@theawesomeone10113 did u makes that up cuz thats pretty good

[theawesomeone10113]

@sexythang879 Yeah me and a friend was just fucking around and it just came out (:

[sexythang879]

@theawesomeone10113 dayum u guys are good :D i make luv to my hand

[theawesomeone10113]

@sexythang879 Thanks and umm ok ?

[WildSpectralTV]

My dick wetter then the ocean

Your dick needs some more lotion

[BaldWithanAfro]

harold and kumar brought me here hahah

[99XSeriousGuyX99]

@BaldWithanAfro

same thing with me

[ELiTEFORCezz]

COPYRIGHT?????????/

[AlphaCoolio]

My dick is bigger than Jabba the Hutt, your dick is up your butt........no that was bad nevermind lol.

[sexythang879]

@AlphaCoolio  hahahha hella funny :D

[1Paddypower]

omg no harold and kumar comments ? WTF?????? D: BEST MOVIE EVER!

[SuperBronyMan]

"P.S. we got dicks like Jesus." Pure lyrical genius.

[NightRaven36]

Whats with that guys eyes? Is he retarded?...

[thelastwilddude00]

VAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIII­NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[insaneRideOuts666]

my dick, taller than a christmas tree. yo dick doesnt reach the presents

[Monstersrnotscary]

I love this song !!

[TheDirsiens]

24 people dont hawe dick

[dpauly83]

American Dad brought alot of people here? SMH....dunno when that episode aired but I was listening to this back in 07

[checkers228Nexon]

My dick hard as a rock, your dick soft as a sock

[sgtpeppers291]

fruit roll ups a pretty long and tasty

[0123456789jesper]

24 ppl is chinese(not ment as a racist joke) :D::D:D

[iCouldAppThat]

too bad the people in the picture are chinese

[0123456789jesper]

@iCouldAppThat stfu harold and kumar is awesome

[dontmess106]

@0123456789jesper no its not

[teth101]

Am I the only who saw this on harold and kumar?

[BadazzJupiter]

My dick: Bigger than the NBA. Yo Dick: During sex, it's M.I.A.

[AssassinoDeEzio]

24 ppl dont have a dick XD

[MegaDontknow1]

24 people dont even have a dick

[katercat1]

my dick is better than fire

yo dick is so fucking sour

[SamohtVII]

@katercat1 AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! That is the worst comment i have ever seen...

[katercat1]

my is better than fire

yo dick is so fucking sour

[dagesminion]

@katercat1 fire and sour don't even come close to rhyming dumb ass....

[Yalgran]

>< Damn, some of those are pretty cruel xD



[LAYLAisCRAZY]

awesome lyrics.

[cbouford]

thumbs up if harold and kumar brought you here

[Justindbz1]

My dick when its out dogs bark

Yo dick needs to handicap park

[viewer3511]

thumbs up for american dad

[isiah5653]

start at bottom post top of it

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[isiah5653]

Mi polla-enfermos y peligrosos Tu pito-rápida y sin dolor Mi polla-'Nuff dijo. Tu pito ama Fred Es hora de que dejemos que el mundo sepa Amigo, tienes que dejar ir a tu chica D.S. es el mejor en el negocio PD tenemos pollas como Jesús Es hora de que dejemos que el mundo sepa Amigo, tienes que dejar ir a tu chica D.S. es el mejor en el negocio PD tenemos pollas como Jesús

[isiah5653]

Mi polla partes de los mares

Su pedos polla y Queefs

Mi polla-Rumble in the Jungle

Tu pito se tocó por su tío

Mi polla va al yoga

Tu pito-fruto del roll-up

Mi polla de grado-la carne de vacuno

Tu pito-Mayday geek

[isiah5653]

Mi banco pene presiona 350

Su polla no podía robar en Thrifty

Mi polla-muy muy escasa

Tu pito-hambriento como un hippie

Mi polla no caben por la chimenea

Su polla es como un niño de Filipinas

Mi polla es como un M16

La máquina expendedora pene roto

[isiah5653]

Mi polla no necesitan presentación

Tu pito, ni siquiera funcionan

Mi polla sirvió un almuerzo conjunto en

Tu pito-que se vea como un enano

Mi polla de tamaño de una calabaza

Tu pito parece Macaulay Culkin

Mis encantadores buena polla bien '

Tu pito-bueno para nada "

[isiah5653]

Es hora de que dejemos que el mundo sepa

Amigo, tienes que dejar ir a tu chica

D.S. es el mejor en el negocio

PD tenemos pollas como Jesús

Es hora de que dejemos que el mundo sepa

Amigo, tienes que dejar ir a tu chica

D.S. es el mejor en el negocio

PD tenemos pollas como Jesús

[isiah5653]

Mi polla es como Super Size

Tu pito parecen dos papas

Mi polla-más masa que la Tierra

El personal de su pene de la mitad, es necesario el trabajo

Mi polla-estuve allí, hice que

Tu pito se sienta allí con orejas de burro

Mi polla-V.I.P.

Tu mierda necesidades I.D.

[isiah5653]

Mi polla-encerrado en una jaula, a la derecha

Tu pito sufren de miedo escénico

Mi polla, tan caliente, que es robado

Tu pito mirar como Gary Coleman

Mi polla de color rosa y grandes

Su verga apesta a mierda

Mi pene tiene un César hacer,

Tu pito las necesidades de una pinza, loco

[isiah5653]

Mi polla costará una cuota noche

Su pene tiene el VIH

Mi polla se reproduce en la pantalla de doble función

Tu pito fue directo a DVD

Mi polla más grande que un puente

Tu pito mirada como la de un niño pequeño

Mi polla grande como la de los Chargers, todo el equipo

Tu mierda Parece que catorce

[TheAbbylil]

I LOVE DIZ SONG!!!!

[MEGAMONKEYFUCKER]

my dick is big like the jungle your dick got touched by your uncle

[sckool4391]

hahahah thanks to the best funniest movie ever harold.... i found this funny song has well lol

my dick your dick hahahaha

[99XSeriousGuyX99]

i wonder what would happen if you play this song in a crowd of women

lol

[zakster2222]

My dick, 3x Gary Coleman. Yo dick, harder to find then Waldo.

[CzekoladowyJonny]

fajna piosenka

[Carlitos89ify]

my dick is strong like an oak tree your dick looks like minimee ahaha

[crewemiller21]

my dick's like jesus ...now its time to get nailed ;D

[TheJoeReilly]

Oh zeyrion

[Tehnorwegianmoose]

My dick is all over teh internetz

yo dick doesn't even belong on a jewish TV screen

[MetalMeham]

omg hilarius music and cool xD

[bowshunny]

My dick, well endowed

Your dick, hard to be found

[purpleStarr4]

Lol this song is hilarious!

[NamishuHatake]

I have a dick :D

[biquinetto]

Thanks American Dad for making me discover this artist :D

Sick flow !

[xXxWarriorCatsFanxXx]

@biquinetto HA :D thats exactly where i heard it :D

[tugajp1]

@biquinetto Season 6 Episode 15

I knew this music way before but i remember that episode :p

[aasouls]

@biquinetto the 1# way to be cool is to be the guy with the big kielbasa

[pattycakes9876]

@biquinetto which episode was that? ive been trying to find it forever! lol

[biquinetto]

@pattycakes9876 Season 6 episode 15

[ownage22guy22]

@pattycakes9876

SEASON 6 EPISODE 15 6:29

[ownage22guy22]

@biquinetto

yeah seaosn 6

[PhoenixDjinni96]

@biquinetto (edited) videos did it first

[Fredo777]

@biquinetto lol once again, american dad introduces me to something new + cool.

[mistermudd]

My dick, all star athlete. Yo dick, got athletes' feet.

[porrzeke]

we got dicks like jesus

[SereenaStellar]

<3

[Froz8n]

my dicks bigger than Russia, yo dick smaller than Virginia.

[x3xPlOd3xHaKeZz]

Mickey avalon makes the best and funny songs like "what do you say"

[SolarInspiration]

my dick, world's most wanted

your dick, has never been flaunted

[TheFlawlessHost]

Dicks, Dicks Everywhere.

[MrPudintater]

whell my dick is like a dick

[flaminskullz123]

My dick is like the US army, yo dick plays with Barney. ;]

[josheedouyon]

@flaminskullz123 my dick has some taste yo dick didnt make it to third base

[Ramhams1337]

my dick bigger than china your dick... ohh.. its a vagina

[krisbeyk]

My dick, big like king kong, yo sh*t looks like somethin went wrong

[C0ldSt33l]

My Dick's featured in the inquirer

Your Dick's like Sasquatch... ain't been seen

My Dick's got it's own fan club

Your Dick reminds me of the Hulk... Why's it Green!

[beccataft15]

My dick is in your mom's mouth my dick is in your mouth

[starcenter323]

my dick killed chuck norris yo dick es just borin

my dick likes to hangs low yo dick just let go

my dick got yo mom yo dick likes guys like tom

my dick needs its own house yo dick is the size of a mouse

[Scott4NJD]

My dick goes to yoga-*Epic* :DD

[LopezHtidd]

Tuneeeeeeeeee =)

[LLandQC]

my dick...just suck it !

[DjMadeInHollywood]

My dick, curves to the left, your dick, your girl just left.

[AnesFUCKINGthesia]

OMGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!  ...LMFAO! =)P

[Redx1300]

My dick's Lil Wayne. Your dick's Shaq with no game.

My dick's a Bowling ball. Your dick's a bouncy ball.

My dicks Stewie Griffin's. Your dick Herbert the Pervert

[gtamaster961]

23 people dont have dicks

[yvesx4x]

The should make 99999999 harold and kumar!

[BusTerxUaE]

just blow job it 

[bikertravis1996]

yo how could any1 b hatin on harold n kumar shit? best stoner vid ever

[OwrKeeng]

@bikertravis1996 yo how am i 14 stoner 4 life bro 420

[rollinshake]

22 people have a small dicks lmfao



[TheCerezita123]

stupid video.

[RuyaRuya0]

@TheCerezita123

Then don't comment or watch it? Or else people are just going to think you're offended because your dick aint worth a second with. ;D

[TheCerezita123]

@RuyaRuya0 haha? :l

[RuyaRuya0]

@TheCerezita123

;o Chu know I'm kidding. Or am I...

[TheCerezita123]

k.

[Fuby803]

@TheCerezita123 My dick bigger than your comment. Yo dick can't even fit a condom.

[sukriping]

My dick is the double rainbow , yo dick is like that annoying kid in halo.

[themaster862]

MY dick stays hard and likes to hump, yo dick needs a penis pump

MY dick spreads girls legs, yo dick never makes it to tha bed

MY dick is a mile high, yo dick jsut sits and cry's

MY dick needs a condom big as tha moon, yo dick needs a balloon

MY dick is triple x on tv, yo dick has barley made PG

MY dick fucks girls in japan, yo dick has only fucked yo hand

[MaximTheBeast]

My dick- rumble in the jungle

Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick need no introduction

Your dick don't even function

My dick is like an M16

Your dick- broken vending machine

[TwztedJuggalo]

this song aint in this one though lol

[Manon0303]

wich film is it on 0:02 ?

i love that film isnt it samir and kumar or something ?

XD

[nyzmrock]

@Manon0303 it's Harold and Kumar lol

[SucideSilence90]

@Manon0303 Harold..

[CallMeCrunchy]

@Manon0303 waht the fuck is wrong with you hahahaha

[crossfireterminator]

WHITE CASTLE!!!!!!

[JizzTechCo]

Lol, the best one IMO was "My dick, can bench press 350. Yo dick, couldn't shoplift thrifty's" ROFL...

[KiwiMongrel90]

my dick, nice and clean yo dick, aient neva been seen my dick, so so fly yo dick, good good bye my dick, gets clit all the time yo dick, got bit and fined my dick, tanned like a guido yo dick, look like danny devito my dick, seen from above yo dick, neva been loved my dick, just fucked your girl yo dick, still stuck in jail my dick, brighter than a fire yo dick, lighter than wire my dick, shared by three women yo dick, scared that its broken

[MsDanielle911]

my dick bigger than yo mamas

[KonataCookieMonster]

did anybody notice how natalie from communitychannel and harold look alike? o.o

[DiamondsPussyNpearls]

white castle rocks the phatest pussy thats pretty phat

[TheSprouty619]

my dick pleasured your mum your dick wont even cum! my dick makes your mum scream your dick needs wart cream my dick is like pornstar your dick look like it crushed by a car! my dick just owned you your dick thinks it noes kung fu my dick showed you whos boss your dick just got cross my dick slaped your face your dick lost the race my dick makes women spazim your dick doesnt cause an orgamism like please i just made it hope you fort it was funny :P

[dmlax1444]

@TheSprouty619 hey man i was just curious, whats an orgamism?

[bombabobo9]

My dick is way bigger than yours

your dick, picks open locked doors.

my dick salutes to the soldiers

your dick, looks green and lifeless,

my dick thick and satisfying ,

your dick sick and retiring .

my dick, pokes a hole through your intesteins,

your dick, got pubes like albert einstiens.

ahha i just wanted to join in the other sick cunts writing their own :)

[saidpour676]

Lets Go To White Castle!!!!!! XDXDXD

[tampaxmaximus]

@saidpour676 you cunt

[flicker0546]

Anyone can record a song these days...

It was better when it was harder to get into a studio...

[LightRevealsDark]

This sounds like Aesop Rock.

[fantom909]

@LightRevealsDark Best be trollin