Damn, sounds like you've had a rough time through the month of your absence.
Don't worry, the newly grown beard will also bring with it some good luck and smite the previous beard with the force of a thousand griffinlobster beards for leaving you.
NOOO!!! THE LEADER HAS FALLEN! BEARD FOLLOWERS WE MUST.... SUCEED WHERE GRIFF'S BEARD MAIN JOURNEY... FINISH THE MISSION OF GLOBAL DOMINATION OF HIS BEARDSHIP
You've clearly based your video on that of the vlogbrothers which it seems has had somewhat of an impact on you. What we like about you though is your individuality. Keep it up. x
Saw this a bit ago and was like OH MY GOD! I had never seen a shaven griff before. I fainted from it as well! I awoke and began questioning all that I had ever known about the physical world.
In all seriousness Griff it's good to see you back and in one piece. Take it easy man and come back when you're ready.
I love you griff I've been wanting to call calcas33 that for a long time. He uses java script to change messages he got from people and he calls me a homo. But griff you just earned a spot in my box
GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK MAN!!!! really i was beginning to wonder where you were but i knew that the mighty lobster could never be defeated by such trivial forces
I caused faints? And they were not in horror? That is definately a bonus. Sorry to hear about your car, Griff. Take your time with life then return. Your audience isn't leaving.
>.> In random kindness there may or may not be random checks in the mail to random university's around the globe for 7 us dollars all addressed simply to griff
In unrelated news im also down somewhere around 70 dollars :D
As funny as this video is, it really sucks all the crap that has happened to you as of late. One of the best things about this video is that the highest featured video (besides Slim's featured one) is Griff 'n Spack "What did we do again?" :P
It's alright, we forgive you. Besides, some of us like when people take a break. It means they have a life. And this just means YOU HAVE A LIFE! Congratulations!
First your Beard, then your Ipod, then your Car? Dude your life has sucked balls for the last while... Glad that your back and sorry about everything thats happened... wow...
uuhg.....car crash trauma is the worst. Take your time, Griff. You're totally worth keeping subscribed, it's always a great surprise when your videos do show up ;)
For what it's worth, I totaled my car literally a week after I started driving, a good four years ago, and sometimes if I get reminded of it I still can't sleep. Don't let anyone make you feel bad about panicking if it lingers a while.
Aww man! When it rains it pours, am I right bud? I'm so sorry to hear about all the shitty mcshit going on in your life right now. I can totally relate with the panic attack though...the first time I ever had one was riiiiiight about the time I, too, had totaled my car a few years back (along w/ lots of other crap at the same time.) Keep looking up though, hopefully it'll all just blow over soon! :D
Good to see you back Griff! Yes, even san beard. :3
That's awful! I'm really sorry to hear about all of those horrible things happening to you. :( I hope things get better soon! Don't worry about rushing back to your LPs, your fans understand that real life > than youtube, and we'll still be here when you return. :)
...I'm joking :D You're still awesome Griff, although I feel as if part of your soul is missing now. WHO convinced you to shave your beard? ._. Or did you do it of your own accord? Also, that haircut you got with it makes you look slightly nerdy now. :| Can't wait for your awesome beard to come back.
Damn Griff, I feel bad for you. I know what it's like to have a wreck like that and to feel like you're over something only to freak out about it later. It'll be awesome to have you back, just be sure you're ready.
griff, you have NOTHING to explain. We aren't entitled to anything you do here, and it's good for your subscribers to understand that you aren't paid to entertain them and that your life doesn't revolve around a website called youtube.
Sorry for everything that has happened to ya, and here's hoping for a swift recovery.
Glad to see you're back! Oh, and you had to come back, just after me congratulating you on 4000 subs. That was so convenient of you. I'd like to think I brought you back from the darkest place a LPer can go...
Anyway, joking aside I'm glad to see you back and I'm happy to hear about a new project on the horizon. I don't know much about Panic Attacks (except for it is a great song by Dream Theater) but I know a thing or two about getting things stolen from me (a DS Lite and a Zune) and I know it sucks.
Still, hope that doesn't hinder your glorious playthroughs of Galaxy/Portal.
Your eyes "peeled!" Any hints?! :D Lol, I don't know really... xD Great to see you back and I hope you are doing well after life has not treated you so well. I look forward to your new project! :)
None of this stuff is anything new to me except for the panic attack. But either way, I'll add in once again that I'm really sorry all of this happened to you, dude. But I'm glad to know things have recovered for you and you're back in business.
Looking forward to your new project and everything, bud!
Now that you have five times the population of Vatican City interested in you, have you considered hiring us out as 24/7 bodyguards/servants? On a more practical note, most of the people who have stuck with you over the months and years are a fairly patient lot. I hope you luck turns for the better.
Welcome back Griff. As for your beard, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. Your pubes are another story. Sucks about your car dude. Good to see you back.
In all seriousness I'm sorry to hear that. To my knowledge you didn't deserve any of that shit happening to you.
I think I might know what you went through with the panic attack thing. When my grandpop dead, I didn't react until I was in the middle of helping set up for the school play.
well damn, that was quite the series of unfortunate events. Sucks about your car...and your iPod...and the panic attack....and the beard......but look on the bright side.........................................yeah, I got nothing.
Oh well, you're still one of the funniest LPers on Youtube in this ginger's eyes, if that's any consolation.
Psst. One of Odin's videos brought me here.
XxChirikoxX 4 months ago
4,000 sub sandwiches?...
...I'm jealous.
Psychochotics 5 months ago
when you did the suckit thing i actually laughed out loud haha
HerezScott 1 year ago
It's alright Griffzorz.
TomFromRunescape 1 year ago
NOOOOOOOOOOO! The beard! *sighs*
Malvazar09 1 year ago
Calcas33 closed his channel.
Xbros360 1 year ago
well now we know what you look like without a beard....great, now just grow it back and we can all live like we used to
BADRANG4EVER 1 year ago
When I read the title of the video and then looked at the thumbnail, I thought, "Hell yeah you got some 'splaining to do!"
And good to know that you're still here Griff.
tayookisuit 1 year ago
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Xbros360 1 year ago
Damn, sounds like you've had a rough time through the month of your absence.
Don't worry, the newly grown beard will also bring with it some good luck and smite the previous beard with the force of a thousand griffinlobster beards for leaving you.
z0rzer 1 year ago
NOOO!!! THE LEADER HAS FALLEN! BEARD FOLLOWERS WE MUST.... SUCEED WHERE GRIFF'S BEARD MAIN JOURNEY... FINISH THE MISSION OF GLOBAL DOMINATION OF HIS BEARDSHIP
TrueRDOS 1 year ago
Don't worry, Griff!
I'll be here, with no complaints!
DesertxofxMeteors 1 year ago
You've clearly based your video on that of the vlogbrothers which it seems has had somewhat of an impact on you. What we like about you though is your individuality. Keep it up. x
MattSmith01 1 year ago
Saw this a bit ago and was like OH MY GOD! I had never seen a shaven griff before. I fainted from it as well! I awoke and began questioning all that I had ever known about the physical world.
In all seriousness Griff it's good to see you back and in one piece. Take it easy man and come back when you're ready.
thesampleman 1 year ago
I love you griff I've been wanting to call calcas33 that for a long time. He uses java script to change messages he got from people and he calls me a homo. But griff you just earned a spot in my box
Xbros360 1 year ago
OOOOOO look a car! (BAM) it looks kinda cramped in here. Hey a ipod and $7!
Wow......
Eassle369 1 year ago
OMG OMG OMG no beard? *unsubscribes* Griff without beard is WORTHLESS!
Lol joking =), nice to have you back again.
kasPWI 1 year ago
GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK MAN!!!! really i was beginning to wonder where you were but i knew that the mighty lobster could never be defeated by such trivial forces
MelficeElstang 1 year ago
I caused faints? And they were not in horror? That is definately a bonus. Sorry to hear about your car, Griff. Take your time with life then return. Your audience isn't leaving.
zachlegomaniac 1 year ago
0:13 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! UNSUB! UNSUB! UNSUB! HEATHEN!
maxx1110 1 year ago
Hey! We all love you! Don't let anything get you down! (Nor beard nor foe!)
netsirkakihc 1 year ago
glad you made it out ok!
Adistraction42 1 year ago
You look like an entriely different person without your beard. Great to see you back, though. And life happens, man so no worries.
BlueKnight851 1 year ago 2
wow... you seem like you could do an awesome series that belongs on Channel Awesome.
tonyski 1 year ago
Life sucks. But think of the brightside, you've still got the greatest beard ever...
...uhh nevermind.
zak832 1 year ago
Life happens, man. No worries! We can't expect you to update absolutely all the time. XD Good to have you back!
jazzie0707 1 year ago
lol i saw your beard in the thumbnail picture thingy
Pyromania37 1 year ago
Though you don't update every day, your videos are consistently hilarious; that's what really counts. Keep up the great work, Griff.
Chrom1um 1 year ago
1 missed the like button. (P.S.- It's Calcas)
Imwithstupud 1 year ago
first off no shave november dude, and the second good bye forever you don't make enough videos at all, no wonder you have a lot of excuses
fortress61 1 year ago
Oh goodness the ....lack....of...beard!? Sorry to hear the bad news, hope things be going better for you and be glad to see you uploading again :D
noxkokay 1 year ago
It's okay Griffin! i understand! FUCKING PRESSURE MAN!
i'm sorry for your crashes and shit. Good to have you back!
marty20000 1 year ago
>.> In random kindness there may or may not be random checks in the mail to random university's around the globe for 7 us dollars all addressed simply to griff
In unrelated news im also down somewhere around 70 dollars :D
thesighingshoe 1 year ago
take that Calcas33, OOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh
Johnnyboy7781 1 year ago
As funny as this video is, it really sucks all the crap that has happened to you as of late. One of the best things about this video is that the highest featured video (besides Slim's featured one) is Griff 'n Spack "What did we do again?" :P
Lookin' forward to new videos to come! :P :P
Odinspack33 1 year ago
this dude is the best :D
Odairu27 1 year ago
One person was his beard.
DarkAku666 1 year ago
no offence but i didnt notis that you were gone iv been hooked on anime latly so yeah sorry i was'nt one of the ones insaulting you :P
gameboycolor47 1 year ago
He wasn't even gone for that long
TheN64Player 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I'm still subscribed to you because I hate you. Makes sense, right?
masterlinkmatt 1 year ago
still stickin' and dickin' around because you're awesome...no homo.
bloodocean07 1 year ago
did you do it for movember? if so i forgive you.
MasterKilokk 1 year ago
It's alright, we forgive you. Besides, some of us like when people take a break. It means they have a life. And this just means YOU HAVE A LIFE! Congratulations!
PixelHead777 1 year ago 2
First your Beard, then your Ipod, then your Car? Dude your life has sucked balls for the last while... Glad that your back and sorry about everything thats happened... wow...
banjokazooiefan4life 1 year ago
Geez that must have been really hard on u, im so sorry ur beard left :(.
TheMaije 1 year ago
The lack of beard has turned my world upsidedown, I cant be sure of anything any more D:
Lulz I am being humourous. Seriously though Im glad you're feeling better after all that shit life threw at you, we missed you and welcome back.
witchcraft98 1 year ago
Semantics, schemantics, I love your word choice. Let's become Word Magicians together!
nhsdl06 1 year ago
I forgive you for being gone, but i cant forgive your beard for walking out on us like that!
Meatytheburrito 1 year ago
Griff, Sorry to hear about your car. :<
I MISS THE BEARD MAN I AM SO UNSUBSCRIBING CAUSE YOUR AMAZING CONTENT IS FROM THE BEARD NOT THE HEART
<3 <3 <3
EasyTutorials101 1 year ago
uuhg.....car crash trauma is the worst. Take your time, Griff. You're totally worth keeping subscribed, it's always a great surprise when your videos do show up ;)
For what it's worth, I totaled my car literally a week after I started driving, a good four years ago, and sometimes if I get reminded of it I still can't sleep. Don't let anyone make you feel bad about panicking if it lingers a while.
CPegasus 1 year ago
i love you
forever
hellotheresirdude 1 year ago
Don't worry, my past few weeks have sucked major donkey nuts too. You have nothing to apologize for.
Klebkatt 1 year ago
Well, at least it was only $7...
Aww man! When it rains it pours, am I right bud? I'm so sorry to hear about all the shitty mcshit going on in your life right now. I can totally relate with the panic attack though...the first time I ever had one was riiiiiight about the time I, too, had totaled my car a few years back (along w/ lots of other crap at the same time.) Keep looking up though, hopefully it'll all just blow over soon! :D
Good to see you back Griff! Yes, even san beard. :3
donnabellez 1 year ago 2
That's awful! I'm really sorry to hear about all of those horrible things happening to you. :( I hope things get better soon! Don't worry about rushing back to your LPs, your fans understand that real life > than youtube, and we'll still be here when you return. :)
LittleFu68 1 year ago
I have absolutely no problem with Griffs absence because his videos are always worth the wait.
CranGrapeish 1 year ago
Unsubscribed >:U
...I'm joking :D You're still awesome Griff, although I feel as if part of your soul is missing now. WHO convinced you to shave your beard? ._. Or did you do it of your own accord? Also, that haircut you got with it makes you look slightly nerdy now. :| Can't wait for your awesome beard to come back.
Sparkz1607 1 year ago
Damn Griff, I feel bad for you. I know what it's like to have a wreck like that and to feel like you're over something only to freak out about it later. It'll be awesome to have you back, just be sure you're ready.
bjabjabja34 1 year ago
You were right. I couldn't handle the truth. I believed your other story more.
axemranger 1 year ago
I used to have the same headphones. Does the cord on those headphones tangle themselves randomly like they did for me?
firepower01 1 year ago
griff, you have NOTHING to explain. We aren't entitled to anything you do here, and it's good for your subscribers to understand that you aren't paid to entertain them and that your life doesn't revolve around a website called youtube.
Sorry for everything that has happened to ya, and here's hoping for a swift recovery.
Th3Skull3r 1 year ago
Oh, and i forgot to say.... sorry about the car. I know how you feel. A crash is not cool!
Emmeth 1 year ago
Glad to see you're back! Oh, and you had to come back, just after me congratulating you on 4000 subs. That was so convenient of you. I'd like to think I brought you back from the darkest place a LPer can go...
Emmeth 1 year ago
Well hey take your time Nathan. I'm just glad to see you're still doing okay, mind the uh... life's bitchyness.
SilentPhill 1 year ago
I think the thief stole your beard too.
Anyway, joking aside I'm glad to see you back and I'm happy to hear about a new project on the horizon. I don't know much about Panic Attacks (except for it is a great song by Dream Theater) but I know a thing or two about getting things stolen from me (a DS Lite and a Zune) and I know it sucks.
Still, hope that doesn't hinder your glorious playthroughs of Galaxy/Portal.
KoopaNinjaBros 1 year ago
Your eyes "peeled!" Any hints?! :D Lol, I don't know really... xD Great to see you back and I hope you are doing well after life has not treated you so well. I look forward to your new project! :)
KazooieDragon 1 year ago
Dude, you have a face? No way!
None of this stuff is anything new to me except for the panic attack. But either way, I'll add in once again that I'm really sorry all of this happened to you, dude. But I'm glad to know things have recovered for you and you're back in business.
Looking forward to your new project and everything, bud!
darkmindedsith 1 year ago
Now that you have five times the population of Vatican City interested in you, have you considered hiring us out as 24/7 bodyguards/servants? On a more practical note, most of the people who have stuck with you over the months and years are a fairly patient lot. I hope you luck turns for the better.
DoctorLeft 1 year ago
omg u killed ur beard
zeldamaster52 1 year ago
Welcome back Griff. As for your beard, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. Your pubes are another story. Sucks about your car dude. Good to see you back.
Fuse4Spence 1 year ago
Worry not Griffinlobster, for we can rebuild you beard. Make it better, faster, stronger!
Hell, we'll even throw in an air-freshener for that new-beard smell!
awesomechao 1 year ago
We have missed you Griff!!! Im sorry about your.........well....everything. Glad you're back though! :)
adkh07 1 year ago
Nooooo! Your beard is gone! :O
Don't worry, I won't unsub.
mariomaster110 1 year ago
Wow, dood. Sucks to be you. jk
In all seriousness I'm sorry to hear that. To my knowledge you didn't deserve any of that shit happening to you.
I think I might know what you went through with the panic attack thing. When my grandpop dead, I didn't react until I was in the middle of helping set up for the school play.
NightmareSyndrom 1 year ago
well damn, that was quite the series of unfortunate events. Sucks about your car...and your iPod...and the panic attack....and the beard......but look on the bright side.........................................yeah, I got nothing.
Oh well, you're still one of the funniest LPers on Youtube in this ginger's eyes, if that's any consolation.
franciscosuperdeluxe 1 year ago
the new beard will be better than ever
Laverty318 1 year ago