Beard Giveaway Competition!

[jangotheman]

It would finish my shrine

[handlebar41]

i would save it for spring and put it out for the birds to take for their nests..that way you become part of nature

[irunfromknives]

@TeHKityyyyyyy A canon 7D

[ThePensfan8771]

Want more storytime with roger!

[cartsjordan]

Shove it up your ass...

[YaBoyGecko]

i will tape that to my fucking face and pretend it mine!

[jwishaw]

go in to school with it on my face

[ogwalrus]

awesome tags dude. great idea :) reading through the comments has brought a smile to my face and chuckle to my belly.

[TheGreekPhenom]

I would send it to my school, anonymously.

[TheGreekPhenom]

Secretly mail it to my school.

[stalkchanel]

you're hilarious.

[jangotheman]

It will be my cumrag

[AlexisMayMc]

Oh my Jon looks SO young D: ive never seen him without a huge beard!

[PeppermintGaming]

I would put it in my friends' mouth when they are asleep

[baddzakk]

i will shave my head glue your beard to it and then put my hair where a beard would go

[iWookieHD]

I Would Rub It On My Belly Singing "7 Things" By Miley Cyrus When My Girlfriend/Brother Records It

[OoNik0oO]

I would fill up a bath, pour it in and going swimming in it.

[purgatorybabyisGO]

I'm going to put small dabs in people's food. Most of those people I will not like very much. Whatever is left, I shall tape to my baby sisters face when no one is looking. You just make sure that shit is clean.

[crazysmogy]

i will put it in a frame and put it on my wall and worship it, not every night but when i need help from the beard lords i will ask for the answer trough your beard.

[thelittlejf]

that would be so awward if a package of hair came to my house. don't pick me

[RedPokemonTrainer]

I'm sorry but what were you smoking when you made this vid? And I'd probably shove it up a dog's ass.

[mr45615]

I will stuff it in your pillow :)

[cuicksand]

i will eat it

[RonB193]

As much as I'd love to throw your beard trimmings at the Queen, I know I wouldn't be able to manage it... That's all I'd want to do with them though. It's OK, I'll be content knowing that someone will do something wonderful with it.

[GlimFliker]

If I get that I will smoke a little bit (I'm serious) and the rest I'll either put up on my wall of amazing shit (which I don't have but for that beard I'll make it).. I'll record myself smoking the beard.

[citadelmontages]

oh man, I didn't take you seriously when you said you were going to mail it to someone a few months back...that's crazy though. :D

[morshierm4n]

Use it for people that suffered from cancer

[TheeAngryGamer]

I wish I could grow a manly beard like yours, Roger.

[KoNaQuickE]

If I win, I will take that beard hair, shave off all of eatmydictions hair, mix it in with the pubes of a 50 year old turkish man who has never shaved before, mix in some salt and pepper, and eat it.

[morepassionfoo]

id set it free

[Njudah7788]

i will cover it in mutton....and shove it up my dogs bungle hole

[Pats4life14]

Il get my mates drunk and when they pass out i will put it in there mouths?

[byAbstract]

I WILL make brownie's with it mixed in there and give them out to each one of my teachers at the end of the trimester ( 3 weeks )

[robbyx4595]

I have season tickets on top of the green monster at Fenway Park, Ill throw the beard hair off the top of the monster during a game so someone will have to come and pick it up and it will probably make it on TV.

[LASTniceGUYforNOW]

I would take a whole bottle of glue and poor is on my ass cheeks and make me into... A hairy asshole

[iShaynexD]

I will smoke that fucking shit.

[NDirishPSN]

Realistically: I would roll it up into a ball and roll it down a snowy hill, turning it into the base for frosty the snowman and when the spring comes and frosty dies, all that would be left is frosty's offspring, the hair, and it would blossom into a new born Roger.

[RHowenstein]

I would tell my roommates I had been saving my pubes for half a year. I then would sprinkle it on all of my roomates pillows one night when we go to the bars and have them freak out thinking they slept on my pubes.

[NDirishPSN]

@RHowenstein I love you. I miss you baby <3

[Kenshin4445]

I would eat it and puke it out then piss all over it then shove it up my butt.... I should win.

[blood17991]

i will glue it to my ball sack 2time the hair

[WhateveryouWantG]

use it like a pillow

[Mr1steven]

If I win I will hold it for a year N yeah keep it for a year

[gamer11555]

I would throw it away

[irunfromknives]

@gamer11555 well you lose then

[NsrSince01]

I'll put it on my face and rape mad bitches

[NDirishPSN]

If I win: I will tie the hairs in a long rope and shove it up my urethra and climb it to the inside of my body cavities.

[KrunchatizeMeKapn]

nic ehack

[npplscorpion]

I would ejaculate on your face and throw the hair back on and tell your mother that I gave you a gorilla mask-beardkakke. Now, keeping true to actually doing it, what's your address and your mother's phone number?

[irunfromknives]

@npplscorpion do it, no balls

[MRJYO1992]

@irunfromknives this is my brothers account so what i would do since in 12 years old is tape it to my face and walk around the mall with it on recording it on my phone

[gnomernoms]

show people it and say its my pube hair

[MoFinTopDS]

i will make a shirt that says irunfromknives by gluing your beard hair on it

[Lorenzo6501]

I greatly look forward to this.