There's NO excuse for being late ever, unless it was emergency. Excuses beyond that makes you look terrible for your manager, there's always ways to prevent being late by leaving couple hours early if there was going to be corruptions on being on time.
Sure, you could not know it was gonna happen. But on your very first efforts on your new job, its always important to test the time length from location to destination. P.S. "I'm always late" makes you automatically fired.
And what about bananas? Bananas give me nightmares, the way they are perfectly shaped to fit into my hand, curving towards my mouth, with their own equivalent of a ring pull :)
Dafuq. Never mind that the universe looks like it assembled itself (without any apparent design in mind) - let's use a false analogy (comparing a manmade artefact to naturally occurring phenomena) to prove God, eh?
The Teleological Argument was invalid back then, and is invalid today.
well the true reason why you idiots cant challenge us atheists is because you still have no idea what the atheist philosophy is AND you have no clue about the sciences of cosmology, evolutionary biology
@captaindisguise Us idiots cannot challenge you? An indian comedian teen at his best, I would say! First go to your parents and ask them to give you something they apparently forgot to give while raising you - ADAB. Then I will take you seriously!
@captaindisguise 3 months is quite a long time but I disagree with you. Athiest debate always boggles down to the belief in the spontaneous big bang. The creation of the universe that has no reason, no scientific law, no explanation. There are those that would demonize science, but science is simply a tool that proves Islam right. If you could point out a part of the Quraan that is scientifically contradictory then go ahead. It's you that's ignorant, not researching before forming an opinion.
Listen Muslim,
There's NO excuse for being late ever, unless it was emergency. Excuses beyond that makes you look terrible for your manager, there's always ways to prevent being late by leaving couple hours early if there was going to be corruptions on being on time.
Sure, you could not know it was gonna happen. But on your very first efforts on your new job, its always important to test the time length from location to destination. P.S. "I'm always late" makes you automatically fired.
JamesWorldStudios 2 months ago
I am soooo disappointed! He forgot the tornado in the junk-yard, my favourite.
StopSpamming1 7 months ago
Best Stand up comedy for a while. This man is a comic genius.
Lets hear it for IMAM ABU bin DAFT AS A BRUSH. Three years at RADA and this is his only gig?
CorporalNym 7 months ago
And what about bananas? Bananas give me nightmares, the way they are perfectly shaped to fit into my hand, curving towards my mouth, with their own equivalent of a ring pull :)
TheRationalizer 7 months ago
@TheRationalizer Don't even try...the logic of this video is available only for those whose hearts are not sealed.
JackSparrowDepp 7 months ago
Dafuq. Never mind that the universe looks like it assembled itself (without any apparent design in mind) - let's use a false analogy (comparing a manmade artefact to naturally occurring phenomena) to prove God, eh?
The Teleological Argument was invalid back then, and is invalid today.
Klingschor 7 months ago
well the true reason why you idiots cant challenge us atheists is because you still have no idea what the atheist philosophy is AND you have no clue about the sciences of cosmology, evolutionary biology
captaindisguise 7 months ago
@captaindisguise Us idiots cannot challenge you? An indian comedian teen at his best, I would say! First go to your parents and ask them to give you something they apparently forgot to give while raising you - ADAB. Then I will take you seriously!
P.S. Good joke on challenge, that I'll give you.
JackSparrowDepp 7 months ago
@captaindisguise 3 months is quite a long time but I disagree with you. Athiest debate always boggles down to the belief in the spontaneous big bang. The creation of the universe that has no reason, no scientific law, no explanation. There are those that would demonize science, but science is simply a tool that proves Islam right. If you could point out a part of the Quraan that is scientifically contradictory then go ahead. It's you that's ignorant, not researching before forming an opinion.
Bm0h 3 months ago
@Bm0h "If you could point out a part of the Quraan that is scientifically contradictory"
Well, Ha, just made a video on one of them, Here
watch?v=3oDgbVk6HRg
captaindisguise 3 months ago
Muslims are unable to grasp the concept of life forming on it's own. We can observe every second of life FORMING, there is no sign of "creation".
A boat cannot create itself, it has to be put together because it's a NON living object.
FreeFromWar 7 months ago
lol cool story.
AtheistKharm 7 months ago