SArmstr0ng wants to know WHY.

[J0hnny0hm]

I may or may have not have seen this toy, but I agree. Why???

Bad music is doing bad things to teenagers already. Don't infect the babies with it.

[twoballs22]

reminds me of Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder

[Steevels]

Indeed why?????

[1xXJoshXx1]

Commenting in hopes of the great return

[Phoenixforced]

I MUST HAVE ONE!

Also, I'll allow the long haitus, as this was uploaded on my birthday :D

[TankMunky]

Dude, you have to realize... Turtles like to get low, man... How else them turtle biddies gonna' learn to crawl and shit, mang..?

[trikstadude3]

Nice to hear from you again dude ;D

[rockjonroll]

It would be great to see some more vids. Ive held onto my subscription hopibg you will return!

[xtremecarbon]

0:13 to 0:16 absolutely kills me XD

But I agree, I can't believe companies can get away with that kind of stuff nowadays..

Hope everything is going well for you buddy.

[lil0ni]

I honestly completely forgot you existed. Nice to see that you aren't dead.

[evangus1]

Toys.

Fun.

[MATTHEWGU4]

Did you discover the secret to immortality? You haven't aged!

[innesfrelia]

he has risen!

before i get too excited, are you going to actually be coming back or is this just a one off deal?

[Igotskillz777]

It's FINALLY good to see you again man. The least you could do is let us know you're still living! Haha. As for the toy, the designers have some explaining to do.

[Clovislac]

My heart stoped right there when you showed your face...it's been 2 years(maybe less) since your last video of anything!!!! I'm soooo happy now.

[Maximinimum]

I don't think that kind of thing should be aimed at kids. We have enough 8 year olds dry humping to songs like this as it is

[jalcooldude]

PLEASE MAKE MORE VIDS

[mlodge87]

Fans want to know WHY this is your first video in 9 months.

[CrimsonMystery]

@mlodge87 But WHAT a comeback video!

[Svaaaggh]

Cause it makes for the best plushie ever?

[RisenPhoenix]

YES! SArmstrong lives!

And yes.... why?

[ItsTheFizz]

Been far too long man...

Only thing that could make this video better is the Kornheiser WHY

[JDisturbed]

I love how all the related videos to this are about patio furniture... lol

[rocawearboi09]

ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOT!!!!!!

[SplitByTheShadows]

nice

[shytrunks]

STRETCH!!!! WHERE WERE U?!?!

[wizzlewazzle223]

You're back :D

[need4speed4245]

FC

[newyy1]

What's the connection?

[n3oeclipse]

that just happened

[Brockbfball1563]

I love this! And i miss your vids!!

[this1neguy]

please tell me this means the long-awaited Patio Furniture full song will be released soon

[bakonfreek]

199th view?

[awolter333]

I miss you

[SirCharlieSan]

STRETCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[hurricanekicka]

Stretch has returned.....better than Rock,HHH, Undertaker

[DevilMayAsian]

....did I hear a fart at :06?

[killzonedout]

>Sarmstr0ng video

>My face

[xXSpellcasterXx]

Bad parenting never made me want to strut that ass this much...

[J0hnny0hm]

Because this is what our society has amounted to in the modern age...

[guitarherofreak13]

@J0hnny0hm Agreed....

[popemobile15]

cuz

[bakonfreek]

sup, and...it's the music in this society...ya know, the kinda stuff that wouldn't be in Guitar Hero/Rockband

[J0hnny0hm]

@bakonfreek Except for one problem....this IS in there. X__X It was DLC for World Tour, even if it was a Travis Barker remix.

[bakonfreek]

@J0hnny0hm oh god...

[J0hnny0hm]

@bakonfreek Yeah...I know. -_-

[rokuzeshin]

you're alive o.o

[Davers84]

Haha, I have a friend who would love this.

Oh, and it's nice to FINALLY have a video from you!

[Davers84]

Haha, I have a friend who would love this.

Oh, and it's nice to FINALLY have a video from you!

[TheeInfamous0ne]

yayayay i love you stretch!!!

[Rikuthemaster]

Didn't you used to make Guitar Hero Videos or something? :)

[Magiffin]

WAT.

[njdss4]

@Magiffin WUT.

[itstristanyo]

lol wat

[vergil114]

HE LIVES

[Takahama]

my god..you still alive? x]]] still playing games and etc?

[Groudon0199]

Holy shit a video!

[Csislander2]

I miss SArmstr0ng videos regularly.

[louster200]

He's not dead?!

[HackDiesel13]

0:15 (PS: OMFG HE'S BACK HOLY SHIT LOL!!!1!!1!!!!111!11!11)

[CaesarSaladX]

HOLY SHIT SARMSTR0NG IS ALIVE

[elkiwi357]

OMG. HE BACK!!!??

IDk. LMAo.