Russell Peters - Beige

[HesDaryl]

i know there are so many mixed fils but i think there are distinct features that you can just tell if they are pinoys :)

[Aznflipstuh9469]

will we all look filipino? because filipinos are basically a mixture of everything, ex) chinese, malay, spanish, indian..etc

[indianash1]

we indians are ahead once moree

[goldenuploader]

sooner or later we gonna hump you LMAO

[Deoxys618]

I'm Indian.

[IKIERAN]

@Deoxys618 same

[talyasgr8]

LOL MY BF IS INDIAN XDDDD

[TheLeBronJames6Fan]

This wwas halarioussssssssssssss, but also a good theory

[alanhobbes1]

24 people are not pure blood

[JaissieN]

i love how he's so racist and so funny, what he's says is SOOO true =D

[901mallory]

@slayyyn lol..black are all ready brown

[SimpIeL0VE]

funny + funny = Russel peters! 8D

[mw3assassinator]

iceland with cuba icecube

[SirMelodicBrush]

Lol the amount of dumbasses becoming proud of what they are born genetically with, how about becoming proud of what you have amounted to through hard work and acquired attribute?

[Destnai]

@SirMelodicBrush I agree, but isn't it also good to be proud of both?

[SirMelodicBrush]

@Destnai Well no, what you are born with is something you learn to be comfortable with and you adapt with and around it. Its what you devote time into and effort that you come to be proud of in life that fuels your confidence.

[Destnai]

@SirMelodicBrush Oh, I see. Thanks for clearing that up!

[ukurbanfarmer]

u can run from us now lool

[importedinventions]

brown rice is best... but people still prefer white. Odd.

[hungryhippo247]

@importedinventions Possibly because white rice is the most common....and it's the most unhealthiest along with the fact it's the most 'tasty'.

[waffledude111111]

sooner or later, we're gonna hump you.

[slayyyyn]

south asian brown is the best ( caucasian brown with different variation in facial feature in comparison to european facial feature)

[princeshark26]

hey everybody Im indian... O_O

[iliveibreathe]

I'm already 1/8 Indian! Booyeah!

[wahinesurfergirl]

"Ladies! You should take some chances you know...sleep around a bit!" :))

[MichaelJacksonEmmjay]

Haha I'd have sex with this Indian Comedian. xD

[58s4fgj]

im white and am haveing an indian baby.

Im starting it all.

hehe russell peters is so funny

[justafanXL]

Love this guy:-)

[TienMata]

he forgot mexicans, man. Rabbits got nuthin on us

[TienMata]

he forgot mexicans, man.

[Since1907baby]

this guy is hilarious man

[ChinoyBlaxican]

LOL brown falls under asian too! filipino pride~

[bengacris]

lol I love the way people say "Beige" in English.

[barkape]

@bengacris ha what do u speak/

[TheMusicianGirl1]

WAit! Did Danny Bhoy copy this routine? Or did he copy Danny Bhoy? I'm betting Danny Bhoy copied him.

[XCutePupa]

It's funny cause I'm Beige ,and randomly I found this video ....

[peepeevagi]

Sooner or later, We're gonna hump you xD

[tordenskrald]

this is so true.

we'll see how governments and multinational companies will wave the flag of "diversity" then...

[narutocollecter321]

you can run from us now,....but sooner or later we are gonna hump you!

later--Why not mix now then? :P oh mr.peter.

[Cheesiestmac]

C'mon ladies, lets make some beigebies!

See what I did there?

[akatsukirules24]

@Cheesiestmac i c whut u did thar =D

[KHALID2107]

@Cheesiestmac OIC what u did ther

[IvanovHotmailboy]

2273 – Mixing yellow, white and black races. New race.

Research for Baba Vanga

[yootubegazer]

Hahaha, sooner or later i WILL hump you lol

[Renzon8462]

sooner or later... were gonna hump you... LOL hahaha

[revalar]

this shit is so fecking funny you rock russell

[mslmn92]

i bet he got laid after this

[BadBoyBoyzz]

"you know what ladies, if u see the indian comedian you wanna have sex with, i say go for it"

omg this is fuckign funny

[TheOliviab1]

Omg. This man is a genius. I'm a racial slur jokester becuz I can't stand the racial stereotypes so I like ppl to hear what society bases ppl on so I say jokes like these. And Russell peters is my master. Lol

[tetemimi916]

idiot

[tetemimi916]

fucjing idiot

[cocomekaka]

F U shut da fu*k up talkin bout my skin color u curry smellin sh*t

[NewZealandBoi11]

@cocomekaka What a cereal dude

[cocomekaka]

F U

[arabianprincess0]

Chinese+Indian= Chindian We've got loads of chindian ppl in Malaysia :D

[901mallory]

nooo black race must live i love my black

[slayyyyn]

@901mallory black people will become brown aswel weather u like it or not.

[samneedsnuthin]

Russell Peters gave me a different impression on indians

[mkbrownie]

I'm a light beige so I don't know where I fit.

[jackbug333]

my mom just sayed a chinese and a nigga is a chiger ....

[3maxsteel]

amazing!!

[wav3rs]

@BRAeminem

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[1loverever]

i think russel really wants to hump a white chick...or may be blackkkk oneeee.....who is wtih me

[spuffygurl4eva]

@1loverever i think he needs to hump me!

[BRAeminem]

if an indian rapes

me

ill suicide

[mightygalfred]

that would be some amazing takeaway restraunt >< "honey shall we get a chindian tonight"?

[MusiicLuuver]

wtf is wrong with everyone here, he was just making jokes, no need to bring friggen biology into this.

[americanfighter9]

He stole this joke from chappelle

[Chrijz]

Asia stays 99% asian, Africa stays 99% african, Europeans countries = Soon minority in their own lands...

[HappilyLibertarian]

@Chrijz So what? We're all human, no matter our race.

[Chrijz]

@HappilyLibertarian It's "So what" to oikophobic liberals/marxists as long as it's people of European ethnicity, but when it's talk about jews being extinct then it's "awful" and there are laws in many countries that prohibits question that event. Double-standard...

[disgrace93]

You see that Indian comedian you really want to have sex with, I say GO FOR IT :-) wise words to live by haha

[euphoricsoul83]

ok sooooo amidst all the technicalities...what is the definition of Race and reference to bone structure and the like.....i hope you got the JOKE.

Take a chill pill and relax...and laugh

[superganjaaaa]

chinese+black+white+mexican+in­dian= hella fucked up kid

[supahwicked]

i dont know, even if u keep mixing races it doesnt mean that they'll keep mixing like u were using paint lol

the white or black skin genes would pop up

i suppose in 300 years maybe there'll be less bt i just dont think we'll be sooo mixed xD

[MintyFrsh]

its funny cuz its true

[wizzard4063]

Furthermore Ive seen some really hot Indian women Id co-mingle DNA with if they werent such a closed culture.

[kaberichatterjee1]

@wizzard4063 um ... get a frikkin life and shut up nerd no one needs a fucked up bastard to spread stupid facts over a funny video

[wizzard4063]

@kaberichatterjee1 bite me you ignorant asshat. if you had read some of the previous racist comments you would understand mine. However feel free to continue to be a idiot, the world doesnt have quite enough of those.

[kaberichatterjee1]

@wizzard4063 wow .... i wrote that comment like 3 weeks ago .... u took THAT long to reply? epic fail you lesbian :D btw, what's "asshat"? you know, i've heard asshole(you), asshead(you), assface(you), even asswugachump(you), but never EVER heard the word "asshat". is that a new word you invented so that you could have a eason to snap back at other people? i should think so.

[wizzard4063]

@kaberichatterjee1 Hmmm, guess your ignorance spills over into linguistics. Look it up. Try Google, maybe Urban Dictionary. Some of us dont live on Youtube or waste time daily proving that some of the human species really hasnt evolved beyond the trailer park mentality you wallow in, and so it took some time for you to come to my attention. Some of us are busy risking our lives for little piss ants like you and cant be bothered to reply to idiocy. Now, run along and play little troll.

[spuffygurl4eva]

@kaberichatterjee1 an asshat is

One whose head is so far up their rear end it could pass for a hat; used to describe a person who is stubborn, cruel, or otherwise unpleasant to be around.

i was wondering about that too

[kaberichatterjee1]

@spuffygurl4eva wow ou know i wasn't really asking for the defintion anyway cuz i really didn't care ... but thanks for taking the trouble

[spuffygurl4eva]

@kaberichatterjee1 oh

[devilsown66]

@wizzard4063 lol read your comments...lmao you need to get a life.

[wizzard4063]

Wow..people need to do some research before they post here. Caucasian may refer to: a racial classification of human beings from the Caucasus region. Conceived as one of the "great races", alongside Mongoloid and Negroid, it was taken to consist of a number of "subraces". The Caucasoid peoples were usually divided in three groups on linguistic grounds, termed Aryan (Indo-European), Semitic (Semitic languages) and Hamitic (Berber-Cushitic).

The term Race is a misnomer, we are all subspecies.

[funkyfunkymonkay]

@wizzard4063 wtf man... calm down

[SennseiQ]

wow, some kids take the joke real serious don't they? -____-

[GreenDayGalzie]

I'm already dating an Indian guy...it has begun...

[lovelonelinesss]

@GreenDayGalzie lolzzz...u go girl...

[Sharukkin]

Don't understand why the term Caucasian is used for the race, when the Caucasus is also a place between Black and Caspian see.. is Caucasus the place all white people come from or what..

[DancingHorses26]

I wanna see a person with beige skin, gold eyes, and straight, burgundy-coloured hair. I think that would be gorgeous.

[DontScatter]

@DancingHorses26 ....

[MarcosElPresidente]

Have you tried to push the transcribe beta button, for this clip? it's hillarious.

Press the red "cc" button under the videofeed, and press transcribe beta.

[BeatriceJ78]

black , white asian eveyone having a good time hangin out...brown...we fall under asain aswell...south lol

[Spirosaur]

AS long as the world doesn't lose blue eyes and non-black hair I don't really care

[thehappyhippyo0]

LOL

[moahmina]

indians are caucasians right?

[kkluvinlifelol123]

@moahmina OMG people these days. okay lets begin. caucasian means white not asian. so no indians are not white therefore they r not caucasian. sheesh!

[prettynoose89]

@kkluvinlifelol123 You are retarded, caucasian is not a synonym for white or vise-versa. Caucasian refers to bone structure.

[333mrbeast]

@prettynoose89 ok mr nerd =P jk

[cialis1969]

@prettynoose89 It does not refer to bone structure exclusively!!

[moahmina]

@kkluvinlifelol123 not all caucasians are white.

[cialis1969]

@moahmina Uh yeah they are...that's what caucasian means!!!!

[narutoVscloud]

@moahmina yes Indians are classed as caucasians

[donreplies]

@narutoVscloud Even though wikipedia says so, how can Indians be caucasian? i'm a dark indian myself. In India, north-east part has people who looks like chineese and japanese and all, In south people are really dark and some tribes have people who hasn't married anyone from outside their tribe for centuries, trust me studies proved they share similar genome group with aboriginal australians. then we have migrants from western asia,(persia, israel etc). then Anglo-indians and other mixtures.

[narutoVscloud]

@donreplies I am speaking of the general population and a someones races is not only determined by a persons skin colour facial features genetics also play a part after all Spaniards are really dark (they can be as dark as Indians) in comparison to Scandinavians.

[slayyyyn]

@donreplies they are caucasian because indians have caucasian facial features there jus brown and a different variation of facial features. the indians from north east are from the mongoloid race. the south indians are cacucasian too because they dont hve mongoloid or negroid facial features there just dark caucasians. and even within white caucasians their are variations like english ppl to eastern european or southern european in facial features or skin tone or both.

[donreplies]

@narutoVscloud And north Indians have white skin but dark eyes and hair. My mom and her family is not really dark but my dad's were. So, i don't know what kind of race is mine. In common Indians have a mixture of races.. they can't be put in Caucasian anyway.

[LaughingAtAnAsian]

you hacked my twitter and posted your link on it.

[blalolz]

im blue :(

[castellanofarsante]

There will always be "races" on Earth because there are different environments to adapt to. One adaptation is how dark your skin color is in order to absorb the differing amounts of UV radiation received at different latitudes, so there will always be darker people near the equator. Also, people moving from the poor regions near the equator to rich regions at higher latitudes is a source of interbreeding. In the future (hopefully) there will be uniform prosperity, so people won't have to move.

[iNINJAinc]

Lol my parent mixed already, creating me haha an Indian Chinese Mexican bahaha

[princeton924]

@iNINJAinc that's like the worst way imaginable of mixing . only the nigger is missing in u

[iXiaoMei]

guys. it's comedy. take a break and just laugh. it's good for you

[3secondfury]

@iXiaoMei

so true

[bluerooster94]

jass is a step ahead. GO BEIGE

[Pandemic43]

he lied when he said the whole world is mixing. only europe and north america are.

[sajee232]

if u see that indian comedian that u wanna have sex with u better go for him lol!

[lucasleivia]

fact is 99% of all beige ppl live in ghettos or mud huts but our future looks good cos when theres no races there'll be no war!

everyone knows people of the same race dont kill each other... except for ww1 ww2 korea vietnam rwanda sudan... wait this theory needs some more thought, dosent seem to apply to any war i can think of?

having given it more thought ive decided your the dumbest cunts ever born, and the human race would be better off if you stopped reproducing instead. fucking morons

[mistrace]

omg stop thinking so hard on this, its frikken comedy not some lecture sht.

[GaryLeeProduction]

Religion kills too...

[69people]

you can run from us......but sooner or later, were gunna hump you

[HellsHighwayTrooper]

@69people hahaha

[MitsukiRox]

@69people since i read that, it wasnt funny when i watched it

[FullGreekGirl]

@69people LMFAOO

[Tacoburger11]

@69people Yeah, I saw that in the video, don't repeat it.

[k5lta]

@69people that shit brought tears to my eyes, i love Russell lmao!!!! XD!!

[pokemongirl102]

im beige !!!! and my middle name is beige really true no joke !!!

[Tazy50]

i'm already beige

[SugarMama9999]

my great great great grandchildren will be beige.......no more blacks or white.........so true

[raycar123]

Yuss my race will live on go asians lol

[LaylaAbraham]

this is what ive been telling ppl all along... the chinese and the indians will take over the world !!! i wish it was the turks or the irish :P

[ryanlight100]

lol. in the end when he said. LADIES if u see an indian comedian that you really wanna have sex with, GO FOR IT. that sounded like he wanted on of the persons from the audience to get laid by him.

[PorkyPiggles]

@ryanlight100

I'm sure he did mean that :)

I have a friend who does stand-up comedy and he always gets a girl at the end of the night. If you make a girl laugh then you're 3/4's there he says.

[goldischwaengel]

@ryanlight100 that is the point of the joke, man...

[mrbigkmurray]

weell no shit lol

[jaysaviod]

if you see that indian comedian, go for it haha

[lastaznpride]

chinese+indians= cambodian

XD

[badkongman]

@lastaznpride is Nepalese not Cambodian

[RasKal4LiF3]

@lastaznpride LOL yeah i know wat u mean. xD im cambodain but i think im idian TOO> LMAO

[charace89]

@lastaznpride we in singapore call them CHINDIANs

[DavidRajKL]

@lastaznpride Its Chindian Buddy...

[SillyboyMaster]

@lastaznpride should be chindian

[straaler5]

@lastaznpride vietnam + thailand = cambodian.

[koralen08]

@lastaznpride uhh fuk me im cambodian

[lastaznpride]

@koralen08 hahaha...thats fine twice the cheapness....but all the asian kiss ass ness :)

[TheInvisibleSkyDaddy]

I think that's pretty accurate; 3/4 of the world is an Asian variation... now, there's going to always be some crazy white people in a bunker somewhere, but more or less, mixing and diluting is inevitable. I wonder how that will turn out.

[dragnet53]

@theinvisibleskydaddy:

Yeah I agree the world would mix and somewhere some white people would consider it a sin and that town is called Vidor, Texas. Hell, The KKK controls that town.

[VodkaPowered]

but sooner or latter russell will go & hump em

resistance is futile

[Dunja0712]

Brilliant!

[ComaLies225]

Wow, there's a crazy on here. Guy's just ignore him/her and don't reply. Christ

[ilovesarakim]

ellelesrose,ur an asshole

[xoxmusiczxox12]

lol my friend is half chinese and half indian already

[nattatude]

mixed races are the most exotic and beautiful

[moviegurl16]

lol " if u see that indian comedian that u wanna have sex with , go for it" hahaha

[potnude]

wow russel has a point.

[MrFinstar]

"you can run from us now, but sooner or later, we're gunna hump you" LOLOL

[modaroho]

HE STOLE THAT FROM DAVID CHAPELLE !

" Every one will be beige "

search dave chapelle in london

[westovewally]

this video was posted 6 months before the chapelle one...

[missbrowngirl101]

hahha loll loveeeeeee russell peters

[Postscript624]

I wish I was beige, I probably wouldn't sunburn so easily.

[binloved]

I can't wait 'till EVERYONE is mixed!!! hahaa

Then we'll have less to bitch about!

Peace and Love over and out!

p.s I'm an eighth Crow first nations...if I could have kids I'D MIX IT UP SOME MORE! I LIKE BEIGE!

[MissOmochikaeri]

Im already mixed with so much even my family was like "Fuck this shit....We are human"

Sooner or later if we all really are mixed up that well, maybe it'll be a better world with less racism. Now if we get rid of religion I know for a fact the world would be one big happy family.

[qualqui]

Excellent point there MissOmochikaeri! = )