Middle East unrest is realllllly hard on the U.S.

[Fiskarsmurfen]

Glenda, you are awesome! The US and EU policy on supporting authoritan regimes across the middle east is horrible. Yeah, our leaders talk of freedom and civil rights. But as soon as something happens to overthrow these dictators, our goverments look at their shoes and secretly wishes the dictators to win. Double morals anyone?

[polishranger]

wow. what an exellent point you're making again. that must be a pickle (polskie ogorki) for your government. billions of dollars going to keep the egyptian dictatorship alive for so many decades and now those silly egyptians want democracy? freedom?wtf? what is the US government gonna do now? support democratic transitions or support a tyrant that has been on american payroll for 3 decates. hmmmm. i'm remembering indonesia and east timor....

[BITONYBLUE1]

you didn't read your history Egypt is uprising. are you afraid ? greeting..... Egyptian from new York

[kretincooper]

We'll riot now, gas is going up- Thanks Egyptian Jihads!

[SirOscarWhiskey]

Very good humor. And thats right we are the best because the pages of the Bible are made by trees we cut down from our forrests. Imagine that!!

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey The Bible is printed on WFU. Woodfree uncoated paper. Imagine that.

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni So my 75 year old Bible is made from Woodfree Uncoated Reflectionless Recycled Paper huh. Well imagine that!

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey You said the pages of the Bible are made from trees. No, they are being made with WFU. Now, you're 75 year old Bible was printed on the same thing that every other book was printed on. Not sure why you single out the Bible but oh well. What was the point you were trying to make?

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni Well if its printed on the same material every other book is printed, then what's so Holy about it?

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey What's Holy about it? I'm going to guess it's the words used, not the medium its written on. That's like saying Stairway to Heaven is only good on Vinyl. On CD it's a terrible song.

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni Well the Bible has words such as "kill" and destroy" in it are those Holy words?

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey Shrek has the words sleazy, whack, and ass in it. Does that make it an Adult's only movie?

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni If those words inspire you into committing sleazy ass whacking at innocent bystanders or people you imagine deserve a good sleazy ass whacking then the movie should be banned.

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey Can you tie your own shoes without any help? This has to be the stupidest conversation I have been in this year. 

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni Are you offering to tie my shoes? Its not my fault you started a conversation without understanding your own study material. This year is less then two months old, obviously indicating you engage in idotic conversations more often then not routinely.

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey I started the conversation? You are the one that said Bibles are printed on the same paper as other books. Than the conversation just got stupid.

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni Well you addressed me, thats how conversations being, with one person addressing another one. I did not address you. But I understand your dilemma, you being a great fan of the Bible, you would have even greater trouble with actual reality.

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey Dude, you did not offer anything that constitutes an intelligent argument. You made either an attempt at humor or a dig at the Bible with the paper materials. I merely corrected you about said paper. Than you asked me if kill and destroy are Holy words. By themselves, no they are not. Neither is The, an, or, and, father, mother, end. But when you used those words to form sentences, they gain context. You walk through life believing there is no God. I chose to believe in God.

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni Well you yourself said:

"What's Holy about it? I'm going to guess it's the words used, not the medium its written on."

There are lots of words in the Bible and I asked you if "kill" and "destroy" were Holy. In stead of explaining that the Bible is considered Holy because it is inspired by God you began ranting about Shrek. The conversation then could of possibly lead to the existence of God, yet you decided to take a wild hysterical stab at humor and sarcasm.

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey The Bible was penned by around 40 different people over 1500 years. Yet there are no falsehoods. No contradictions. The Bible is God's divine word. If you want to argue semantics of two independent words, go right ahead. But don't expect me to play along.

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni I would think recommending Man to eat the Puffer Fish would be some type of a falsehood considering it would kill him. How about eating Hemlock, good or bad?

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey I'll play along. Which reference to hemlock are you asking about? Old Testament? New Testament? Which verse? Are you referring to it's bitterness? It's danger to man? And since you asked if eating hemlock was good or bad. How much hemlock are you talking about? A speck? A pound? Now as far as puffer fish, where is puffer fish recommended for sustinence in the Bible? Unless you provide verses or context, please do not waste your time.

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni How come Believers are always asking me to provide Verses they believe in? Very well then:

Gen 1:30

". . .I give every green plant for food."

Surely Socrates was so unique an individual that only he dropped dead from eating hemlock. Everyone else would survive. How do you cook hemlock?

Gen 9:3

". . . Everything that lives and moves about will be food for you."

That would include the Puffer Fish wouldn't it?

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey You took Genesis 1:30 completely out of context. "Also, to every beast of the earth, to every bird of the air, and to everything that creeps on the earth, in which there is life, I have given every green herb for food". As far as what Man is to eat, that is listed in Genesis 1:29. Every tree whose fruit yields seed, to you it shall be for food.

Now as far as puffer fish go, don't the Japanese eat puffer fish, or fugu as it's called? When prepared correctly, it's safe.

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni So we should be eating Scorpions along with the Puffer Fish because the Bible tells us how to prepare it correctly doesn't it?

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey If the difference between my living and dying is eating a scorpion because I am in the desert with no food or water, than absolutely, I eat the scorpion. And Japanese people eat Puffer Fish, or Fugu, willingly. Should I die of hunger because I hypothetically live somewhere there is only scorpion and Puffer Fish to eat? Now one thing the Bible does not do is give instructions on how to prepare puffer fish or scorpion. It does however have an excellent bread recipe.

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni If you eat the scorpion you will die. So really God has put in you in that situation to die not to eat scorpions. The Japanese also commit suicide when their Xbox freezes up. Should you be committing suicide because you did not make the greenlight? The bible is giving instructions on how to eat poison it should at least have the courtesy to tell one how to prepare it.

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey The Bible does not give instruction on how to prepare animals of any kind. Not sure why you are so caught up with eating scorpion. Just because something produces venom, it does not make it deadly. I've eaten rattlesnake soup. Still here. The Japanese do not eat Fugu to commit suicide. They eat it because they consider it a delicacy. Xbox's are not in the Bible. Neither are traffic signals. If you want to learn how to cook scorpion, the Liverpool Museum has a recipe for that.

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni I don't know why your getting angry the point is the Bible said you can eating anything, well except for swine. However Hemlock, Puffer fish and Scorpion are poisonous. It be like giving someone Arsenic then telling them "btw its poison," not very nice I would think. Some type of cruel joke. You bring up the Japanese but the Bible was not given to the Japanese it was given to the Hebrews they don't make Fugu and really they should considering they are ones encouraged to eat the Puffer.

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey Angry? Try amused. Not sure why you are obsessed with eating Hemlock. I already showed you that scorpion is served in England. The Bible was given to the Jews and the Gentiles. That covers every person that has ever lived of every race. Now, to put this to bed, maybe the dietary needs of people back than is why we have an Appendix. Maybe it filtered poisons from our foods. Now, the Bible did not say we could eat anything.

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni The Bible was never given to the Gentiles. More importantly why would God invite me to eat Hemlock or the Puffer Fish for that matter, especially knowing both are poisonous. Don't you find that odd? I understand the Japanese eat Puffer Fish however these reqire special preperation that would of gone through plenty of trial and error, in other words lots of people dropped dead before it was perfected. There is a reason Fugu is forbbiden in the EU. Can you show the UK sale of the Scorpion?

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey Scorpion soup. Just Google Liverpool Museum Scorpion Soup. I can't put web addresses in here. The Bible was not given to the Gentiles? Where are you getting your information? And you say Puffer Fish requires special preparation. So does chicken. I have a feeling your desire to eat hemlock and puffer fish is not the reason we are having this conversation. What is your question about the Bible? If you want to continue to talk food, we can do that. It's a waste of both our time.

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni Ok lets axe the food issue since you can't solve why the Bible recommends poison. All we can conclude is that some people eat poison and end up dead while God thought they would survive. Which Biblical Prophet was a Gentile?

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey I answered your question. The verse you listed speaks of what the beasts of the earth are to eat. Hemlock would be int he beasts diet, not man's. I gave you the passage listing what man was to eat. Now obviously through cross pollination we have new varieties of plants that were not available several thousand years ago. And Luke was a "Gentile". You must understand, the word Gentile was not used in the original languages of the Bible. This was put in during translation.

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni Gen 1:30 ". . .I give every green plant for food." Is addressing man, not animals.

Was Luke a Prophet? You need to understand the difference between a Prophet and an Disciple. Possibly Luke could of eaten Hemlock and though he was a Prophet. I asked for a Gentile Prophet. The only Gentile Prophet was Noah and he did not write the Bible. The Bible was written 400 years after Moses wrote it. Moses was not a Gentile. Jesus saw Gentiles as Dogs.

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey The Prophets were Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, Amos, Obadiah, Johan, Micah, Nahum, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zechariah, and Malachi. Prophets in Israel were persons who proclaimed and interpreted the actions of God in the events of history. Noah was not a prophet. Sorry. Now, there is proof everywhere Jesus lived. The first census was taken by King Herod that proves Jesus' birth. You are lying about Genesis 1:30 in a failed attempt to prove some point.

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey Genesis 1:30 "Also, to every beast of the earth, to every bird of the air, and to everything that creeps on the earth, in which there is life, I have given every green herb for food", and it was so.

Does that say "Man" anywhere????

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni Well get to the Man part in Gen 1:29.

Now we are back to Hemlock again aren't we. Repeated exposure to hemlock can lead to death in grazing animals like cattle and horses.

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey So the existence of hemlock disproves the Bible?

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni Plenty of facts disprove the Bible, hemlock is just one.

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey You do realize Hemlock is not an herb don't you? Now, that settles your first argument. What else do you have? How about you refute this.

Proof of Jesus.

- Letter from Publius Lentulus (ruler of Judea), to Roman emperor Tiberius.(Letter is found in a private library in England, 1865 AD)

- Report from the Roman governor, Pontius Pilate, to the Roman Caesar Tiberius.(written in Jerusalem, 28.III 4147. year since creation)

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni You do understand that the New International Version uses the word "plant" instead of "herb". So do the English Standard Version, New American Standard Bible and New Living Translation. In other words God had no idea if he meant plant or herb. Not very consistent but then again God wanted to poison us all. Imagine Judgement Day you died from eating the Puffer Fish, how will you explain yourself "Oh Lord the Japanese eat Fugu".

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey Let me understand this. God, architect of everything we know. The earth, stars, planets, all life in existence, was unclear whether he meant "herb" or "plant"? It can't be the english language only has so many words available, can it? You yourself used the word "Version". I mean, Latin had over 10 different words for love. English has one. If you are convinced God wants to poison us, than why did He make us? And I would not eat Fugu. I have no desire to eat Fugu.

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey Other writings detailing the life, death, and resurrection of Jesus. Roman Historians: - Cornelius Tacitus (55-120AD) - Pliny the Younger (62-114AD) - Gaius Suetonius Tranquillus (75-130AD) - and others less known living in Rome And... Roman Officials Pontius Pilate Suetonius Roman Emperors Hadrian Trajan Greek Writer Lucian Ancient Ruins Street By Theater in Ephesus Other Documents Mara bar-Serapion Phlegon Thallus Papyri Jewish History Josephus Talmud

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni I didn't say Jesus did not exist, I believe he could of existed walked on water and cursed a Fig Tree not knowing Figs are Seasonal and I can see Jesus make a whip and beat up people in a Holy Temple, screaming "its my house" in order to be crowned the Prince of Peace. Sure there was mental illness around the time Jesus yelled, "get behind me Satan" to Peter.

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey Apparently there is a lot of mental illness today. Jesus beating people screaming about His house? Not hardly. He did overturn the tables of the merchants outside the Church proclaiming the Church is a place of worship. As far as Matthew 16:23, Jesus just told his disciples that He was going to be tortured, killed, and resurrected. Peter said to Jesus in verse 29 "Far be it from You, Lord; this shall not happen to You".

continued.........

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni didn't Jesus make a whip and thrash people for selling goods in a place of worship? I mean isn't that the reason we have bake sales on sundays at Church, so Jesus can come and whip us? If Jesus just teleported himself to America he would be an illegal alien.

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey He turned over the tables of the merchants. And when Jesus comes to America, He will still be the King of Kings. Bake sales are not done during Church service. And the money raised goes to ministry work.

I can prove to you time and time again of God's existence. Can you show me one alien? You are the UFO believer. Prove to me that aliens' exist.

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni Well UFO actually means Unidentified Flying Object it does not mean Alien Life Form. Alien Life Form would be ALF. There was a TV show called ALF most Christian allowed their children to watch it because they thought it was short for Alfred. First of all if Jesus comes to America he will get taserd for not going through the airport body scanner. You can prove the existence of God all you want but I never said God does not exist. I just don't believe we have a handle on who it is.

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey So we have gone from Hemlock and Puffer Fish, to teleportation, body scanners at airports, now to 80's sitcoms. One thing Alf has in common with your argument is they are both based on fantasy.

You have yet to tell me what you believe. Are you afraid?

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni I believe there is a god but he doesn't talk to us, he has given us a built in ability to tell right from wrong, those that do wrong come back and try again those that do right move ahead. There is no salvation there is no forgiveness because no one has to die because you failed. If you believe in Angels then you believe in Aliens. The Bible itself talks about UFOs. Of course it could of been the last few sentences of someone feasting on Puffer Fish and Hemlock Salad.

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey The Bible does not talk of Unidentified Flying Objects. It does however speak of Dinosaurs believe it or not. History lesson. The Bible spoke of a group of people called the Hittites. For hundreds of years disbelievers pointed to those people as a contradiction in the Bible because there was no evidence of them ever existing. Well, lo and behold in 1906 the ancient civilization of the Hittites was found. Just one example the Bible is infallible.

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni Zechariah 6:1 "And I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold, there came four chariots out from between two mountains; and the mountains were mountains of brass."

Sounds like a UFO to me and again a UFO does not mean little green men with three fingers in flight suits, it simple means Unidentified Flying Object. The Bible is a History Book of course its going to speak of ancient civilizations its not a guide book that people should use to live their daily lives with.

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey And Zachariah went on to describe the horses that pulled those chariots. First with red horses, second with black horses, third wih white horses, fourth with dappled horses-strong steeds.

I thought for sure you were going to quote Zachariah 5:1-4. There are things I don't understand. And I won't claim that I do. I do know that if you used the Bible to live your life, held the 10 Commandments in the highest respect, anyone would be a highly respectable person.

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni Well have you ever seen flying horses? If I were to see one I would certainly view it as an Unidentified Flying Object. Its not everyday a person sees a flying horse, unless they've overdoesed on hemlock and Puffer Fish steaks. Well those are Common Sense Laws the Ten Commandments are not strictly in the Bible they can be found in Hindu, Buddhist and Islamic as well as Babylonian Laws.

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey A flying horse would not be an Unidentified Flying Object. The object has been clearly identified as a flying horse. Now, the Bible also tells you to love your neighbor more than you love yourself. That sounds like sound advice to me.

Are you upset because you can't eat hemlock? I'm sure it tastes terrible if it is any consolation. And Fugu looks disgusting so I doubt you are missing anything.

[SirOscarWhiskey]

@hualni This is how it works Hualni a flying object has identifying markers. A horse won't, no one will know who the horse belongs too whom the pilot is and where it comes from. If a plane comes in and doesn't acknowledge ground control it becomes labled as a Unknown. Everyone knows its a plane. You may know who the lfying horseman is but I won't so it will be an UFO from my point of view. I'm very upset I can't eat hemlock, God said I could but health and safety matters indicate otherwise.

[hualni]

@SirOscarWhiskey Jesus said to Peter in verse 23 "Get behind Me, Satan! You are an offense to Me, for you are not mindful of the things of God, but the tings of men". Satan did not want Jesus to die for our sins. Satan knew what it meant. Satan knew the men following Jesus did not, in their hearts, want Jesus to die. Satan was manipulating them. Jesus saw this. He told Satan that he knew what the men of the earth wanted, but he did not know God's will.

Mental illness is believing in aliens.

[N5DVC]

I thought Canada was the best, eh? ;-)

[juanpabloduarte107]

I just vomited in my mouth.........and this after an excellent rodizio...............

[pilipinasmabuhay100]

I only hope that what is right will prevail and that democracy will finally flourish in Egypt. I stand with the Egyptian People in this hour of great need. =)

[ConservativeTimes]

Funny stuff Glenda! Yes, I think we could get behind these people more, but every time a new country overthrows its leader, my gas goes up 15/gal., thats just not right! Ive got a one hour drive to the Ohio State games, you know how much extra thats gonna cost?Good luck to the people of Egypt, but lets wait until those oil reserves are built back up...

[TheFadarwi]

haha

[WeirdLiberalHead]

LOL, and great sarcasm too!

Revolutionaries unite!

[WeirdLiberalHead]

Good video! Excellent use of satire... keep up the great work!

[hualni]

You really want Egypt to keep it's current president. The next group to gain power is the same group that has ties to global terrorism. The first move is to end Egypt's No Flyover order. This will allow surrounding countries to attack Israel. That will plunge us into a new World War.

[ahdeath2007]

@hualni Shes being sarcastic get a sense of humour you retard

[hualni]

@ahdeath2007 Do you not watch the news? EGYPT IS ABOUT TO HAVE IT'S PRESIDENT REMOVED AND A NEW REGIME WILL COME INTO PLACE!!! Aside from that, thanks for the clue to the sarcasm. Nothing get's past you does it?

[ahdeath2007]

@hualni yeah its very possitive that these countries are overthrowing their dictators itll be a long road ahead but hopefully things will work out

[hualni]

@ahdeath2007 Depends. Do you know who is next in line to gain power in Egypt? The Muslim Brotherhood. Do they not sound familiar to you? They have financial ties with Al Qaeda and Hamas. Iran's Islamic revolution is driving the riots. If Mubarak is removed, war will be declared against Israel. And not sure if you are aware of this, but Israel is not a pansy like the rest of the world. That region will get real ugly real fast. And with the idiot Obama in control, we are all doomed.

[ahdeath2007]

@hualni And to think I was worried about my friends in korea going to war with the north I just thought that its a possitive thing to overthrow evil governments i just hoped the power vacuum wouldn't pull in any eviler ppl to the country Obama isnt an idiot atleast not compared to bush anyway although bush would make a chimp look smart but i think Obamas doing an ok job with bad situations he's not the best but he's the best americas had in a long time

[hualni]

@ahdeath2007 Bush has an MBA from Harvard. Hard to pull that off if you are stupid. If you think Obama is the best we've had in a long time, you obviously live in a cave or you are a foreigner that is obsessed with American politics. In any case, you have no clue what you are talking about.

[ahdeath2007]

@hualni Or you're a racist

[hualni]

@ahdeath2007 Racist? Is that really the best you got??? Lame.

[ahdeath2007]

@hualni well you sound like a republican racist kkk white supremesist piece of shit

[hualni]

@ahdeath2007 And you sound like some limey pussy ass bitch. Wow, I don't like Obama's politics and that makes me a kkk white supremacist. (that's how it's spelled douche bag) Hey Glenda, apparently if you don't like Obama's political views, that makes you a kkk member. Does the kkk even exist anymore?

[ahdeath2007]

@hualni yes the kkk does still exist and yes it does make you a racist to be against Obama and limey who even says that anymore what are like from the 1800s or something?

[hualni]

@ahdeath2007 Wow. So let me get this straight. I don't agree with Obama's politics. I don't agree with the policies he has set and intends to set. But I should still vote for him because he's black? Sounds to me like I'm not the one that is covering up their racism. With this vast knowledge of the KKK, I bet you are a racist skinhead. You people make me sick. Wanna know something about me? When Herman Cain runs for President, I'm voting for him.

[ahdeath2007]

@hualni absolutely no sense of humour what so ever there clearly ur one of these ppl with a stick up ur ass who cant take a joke see i can assume things about you but mines probably more likely to be accurate because ur deluded irrational assumptions about me show you to be that

[hualni]

@ahdeath2007 Ya got me. You exposed me. Losing power. I'm melting! I'm melting! (If it's easy to get an MBA being a Presidential kid, why don't all Presidential children have one from Harvard?)

[ahdeath2007]

@hualni its easy to get an mba when ur dad used to be the president

[PhuckHue2]

cute. let's screw

[mikerscope]

we had a taste of this with the Tea Party, but there we had a bunch of stupid old farts who watch fox news. Trying to pretend to blame Obama the secret Muslim illegal alien nonsense, when they are actually scared of black people.. Wikileaks gave many the justification and the hacker group Anonymous is gleefully fanning the flames. When the sheep look up the governments of the world tremble.

[Shaytards247]

Loved this.

[mrdta97]

lmao i love that song, i think the message of this video was..........FOR THE U.S. TO INVADE FRANCE AND OVERTHROW THERE GOVERNMENT WOOO!!!!