Fonejacker | Directory Enquiries | E4

[TuneViper]

Fine by WHOOOO. xD

[Holygasoline]

'She had a great pair of tits on her ... HUGE they were ' lol

[DRZAWESOME]

hahahah. being from Zimbabwe, the cost in Zimbabwean $ made me laugh.

[megashlong100]

call this number and ask ollie to come out of the closet 07791771449. its very very funny

[megashlong100]

bored.....? prank a bnp council member 07983782162!

[smillatt2]

I used to work at 118. This call is so typical, used to get a lot like this. And without a hint of irony / sarcasm too. Quality

[01RobPwr]

Ohhhh gawwwwwd

[01RobPwr]

Ahh this voice is brilliant! So funny hahaha ... use your initiative gawwwwwd...

[Unguidedone]

what are you doing tonight?

[tangofizz77]

Directory Guy: Please dont be the guy on the camel

Fonejacker: Hello!

Directory Guy: Thank you Jesus!

[hardfi123]

This guy is a cross breed of constantinople dufrais and the guy who tries to book venues for huge orgies.

[manuelaselma]

Marriage and get a trusted women Online "busizz4me.info"

[brianlai22]

im looking for an address in faact and a telephone number as weeelllllllllllll XD

[Xx1RAZMATAZRAZ1xX]

@brianlai22 999 headquarters

[murphy341]

Hilarious. Funny thing is, I have worked in call centres and had customers EXACTLY like this.

[redlockdj]

@murphy341 me lol

[MrScottishCunt1]

LOL !

[droptopsixfo]

Yes but use your initiative Gawwd! LOL

[LFCEOIN]

i dont need new underpants

[lglukey96]

i know people say f5 for ads but all it does is refresh the page and the ad starts again so i dnt get why everyone else says to do it or is it just me

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@lglukey96 it's cus it USED to do it, but youtube has got around it now. I just click to the point in the vid where the ad is (it's where the yellow line is), close the ad when it pops up, then slide the slider back to the start. Sounds long but it's really just slide > close ad > slide back

[ABlackbirdOnline]

fined by whooooo?

[GarretsShadow]

lol this has to be one of my favourite ones

[waitingforgta4]

Certificate of Divorce xD

[reistje]

l000l "Price of call in zimbabwe dollars"

[Ov3rshot]

FIned by hooooooooooo

[bkay248]

f5 for ads

[PHONEYPOLITICS]

cant be arsed to sit through the ads

[mogbasterd]

@PHONEYPOLITICS press f5

[WickedMuis]

"What are you doing tonight?"

*CLICK*

LOL :D

[TheBrotherhoodOfSony]

F5....for all your I-DONT-GIVE-A-FUCK-ABOUT-NEW-Y­ORK-CRIME-RATE needs.

[WASP021]

i couldnt give a flying fuck about real madrids response times or whatever!!

[robloxman41]

"please dont be that guy on the cammel"

"thank jesus"

"*changing money from £1*"

"*changing money from Z$17,930,560*"

lol

[DarkTide83]

FUCK YOU I B M

[makky123]

because of ibn I perpetuated a massacre

[ElliotCArcher]

i do not give a shit about ibm! fuck off and die!

[Catandthespoon]

This character's voice is the best - have met so many pompous pricks who sound like that!!!

[smilie120]

BASTARD ADVERTS. FUCKS SAKE. I SEE MORE ADVERTS THAN ACTUAL VIDEOS NOW.

[NicosNicosNicosNicos]

@smilie120 Someone mentioned you just press F5 as soon as the ad starts and it restarts without the ad.

[666thesnowman]

isnt it interesting how the crime rate in new york has dropped. i myself am in complete shock and awe sitting here in my house in essex england at this fact. FUCK OFF YOU PACK OF CUNTS

[MiChAeL98332]

just refresh the page to get rid of the ad's

[Mooman07771]

I can't watch these clips, the adverts are stopping the video from playing. Poor quality of service, Youtube... or Google... Whatever...

[madeinbritain09]

fuck new york

[shinra18]

"Funding the Nazis, thats what i'm working on. I'm an IBMer"

[coogiewoo]

i hope ibm dies you cunt

[BillDFC]

Random number sounds good!

[RevStaplehurst]

Gold star for fonejacker... none for IBM (fuckwits!)

[AFFISH]

fuck off ibm you bellend

[yakovev]

I dont really give a fuck about how crime has dropped by 20% in New York get those ads of my screen you tossers!

[toomanyseals]

GO AWAY ADS WE DONT CARE ABOUT ADVERTS!

[JackolousTheNinja]

Thats really great to know IBM and thats good on you but i'm a 17 year old dude, so it has fuck all to do with me! So please! let me watch the video in peace -.-' bloody ads. LOL anyway funny vid :D

[VioletSpanxx]

I don't live in New York. Therefore I don't fucking care.

[ryanhtafcbutler]

i be mad ibm

[Legaciesnevadie]

lol the guys a genoius ha ha lol

[emmacath224]

how funny was facejacker!!

[BrokenSmiles91]

stupid ads: You're an IBM-er I'm a youtuber now do one!

[marwood03]

Crime in New York has dropped since 2001.......Just fuck off!!!

[skylinekona]

oh piss off with the adds

[sirtinycreep]

Amazing all these voices come from one guy

[joevictor53]

@sirtinycreep Yeah it's gonna be awesome with facejacker this week

[timmytimmyo]

hilarious!

[peacelovemusic21]

yeh but use your initiative gohhhhd

[darthcrowe]

i just falgged teletubies as child abuse! LOL

[insizwa1980]

what you doing tonight!

[aidanleddy]

use you inititive godd! that really sounds like justin ryan !!!!!! LMAO! :D

[MrM4KA]

Urine detected.. PMPLMAO

[suzimac19]

fine by whooooooooo fuckin great lol

[PyroPedia]

fined bya whooooooo

[bluemusicpeace]

hahah its sumthin alright!

[MissElectroKitti]

Aberdeen? that nae cool lol

[My3rdUtubeAccount]

@MissElectroKitti Haha! It's in Scotland :D

[MissElectroKitti]

i know. im from aberdeen.

Lol. x

[123456789helloman]

Meet me at the denburn car park for sex. xXx

[sakallishit]

@123456789helloman ur a fuckin weirdo slut!

[123456789helloman]

Yeah alright calm down

[sakallishit]

no i wont.. ur a fuckin creep...PRICK SLAG

[bombwow]

Are you protecting her? You protecting her.. like would you know her or summik... LOL

[Soulbuddies]

0.29-0.35 FTMFW!!!!!!!!!!!eleven!!1!!1!!­!

[JamieFrost1234]

"Fined by whooooo!" Lol

[TheMatty1997]

fined by whoooooooooooooo lol

[alihussain309]

this guy always gets the pictures spot on,there so funny!!!

[marksmall82]

this is fuckin' funny. lol.

[Itshowitsdone]

What are you doing tonight? LOL

[djackerz]

ALPHAcarringto6568 is that your mum?

[doubledash05]

shut up you idiot

[pello777]

I see you keep putting up that same number to be fonejacked, you have beef with that person?

[leeum1989]

ahahaha

[TruBlueRepublicanSue]

dood sounds like a newfie

[tom8fallon8]

I was looking for this video for ages until I downloaded it at... only joking :)

[xxEvieEvieEviexx]

huh?

[artistdigital]

Want to discuss politics here?? Anyone??

[pacmandem]

@tom8fallon8 i dont get it...

[shravanbhat]

Whats all this advert rubbish they've got going now?

Don't sell out youtube!

[aescobar32]

wow man ur way too late... youtube is owned by google

[BrokenClocks08]

LOL

[Techmical]

lol good one. whats with all the spam :?

[Aaronator19842009]

This is fucking funny!!

[Aaronator19842009]

This is one ofthe fucking funniest Fonejacker videos I've seen. LOL!!!

[rock4you88]

the legendary mouse is my fave series one clip 'pest control' cracks me up

[LewisSteer1310]

shegot a huge pair of tits on her and all lol:Dfunny

[captbizzare]

fukin amazingly funny wat a guy accents second 2 none fukjin rushnoff u

[skateordie24f]

fonejacker is hilarious

[MEpianist]

this rules, great accents

[alternativejoe]

I'm sorry but i work for a directory enquiries company and we actually get wankers like this all the time who think we can work miracles...

[tom01914]

shutup you twat

[alternativejoe]

lol i bet you're one of the other cunts that spends 70p just to make a prank call

[tommytucker37]

im one of those cunt that rings child line for free

^_^

[Aardvarked88]

Cunt's definitely the right word for you though

[shariotoflove]

yup, coz its funny! i bet humor gets sucked out of you working like chicken behind a phone all day. learn to play a long...coz its funny!

[NaughtyBwoi]

looooooooooooooool.

[boshankers12]

Why dont you just hang up?

[Neo11111]

Love the text underneath "tracing caller.... Aberdeen!!" LOL

[GlasgowCelticPat1888]

sorry but why is that funny? i dont think it was meant to be funny, i just think is because the guy had a scottish accent.

[roogle2k8]

no no you see it is realy funny

you see theres this thing ryt, its realy somethin special,.... alot of people call it "a sense of humour"

............hey you might be able to get one

[salexlindsay]

I could single this one out as my favorite fonejacker.

[dnjp4life]

Gooood, use your initiative, its got to be something, right?

[daveyocoll]

sounds the same as wen he fones bot the bed not fonejaker the 1 who picks up makein me fink fake

[IrishRaver03]

trust me its not fake kyvan nocak makes thousands of phone calls per day lol

[marshmallownoire]

lol, its not fake, it was posted by the e4 channel!!?

[impamiizgraa]

I love the way he says "fined by WHOOOOO" like the guy is truly thick lmao

[wtfAvailableUser]

just use your initiative, god!

[NiinaNiightmare]

Not As Good As His Old Stuff But Still Pretty Cool (: x

[bigbother1]

your prtecting her now your protecting lol

[SamCropper]

twat.

[loza569]

i'm sorry, what does this mean?

[daggerlewis]

Are you aware that the middle east is not a continent it is an area of Asia?

[sagat4]

stop creating strife you moron..get a life dweeb

[lasicnotemo]

Yeah, but the british are smarter than you... All of them. Teeheehee

[warner0000]

you thick cunt go eat shit

[dopeybassman]

Smaaaaarrrt. Spend the last 3 weeks thinking that up? The standard of irritating 'potentially' offensive chav kid on here has really fallen.

[warner0000]

shut your mouth you are a fag.

[dopeybassman]

Am i? Well that's cleared up all my doubts. See, that's what happens, y'know, when people say stuff on the internet that you really care about. Where are you getting this bona fide material from? It's shockingly good =] Oh, you and your wit, you.

[warner0000]

look at your comment above 8 thumbs down, that says it all.

[dopeybassman]

That says what all? 8 thumbs down makes me.. hang on 'a cunt, a fag, shut up etc etc.'

Oh. You disappoint today warner0000 sir, for I do not feel offended enough. Might I be obliged to suggest that perhaps it was you? NOO! How could I? Peril before mortification sets in. Your vehemence cuts me to the very bone.

Just a quick question; why exactly did you start this? I'm confused. Perhaps I'm not gathering the logic of your intellectualisms. Sorry, I do believe I have some shit to eat.

[nat130]

didn't know what to say after that did he, Dopeybassman! :D

[jonnojonno999]

Hullo?

[ladyslick121]

" use your initiave Gawwd "

LOVE IT!! BEST LINE!

[snipopdibbledop]

JOOOOOOKES its my fav line too

[bigbother1]

that was so dam funny

now give me a kiss, since we have the same humor xxx

[JonFZ600]

Lloyd Grossman..!! hahahaha

ps.. do the audio preview on hahahaha

[NilsRattan]

fine by whoooo? lmfao

[swdkgasflfasuay]

white ppl cuss asian buh sure dey dont cuss him aftah all hes irian/persian still asian :) loveee him thaaa bestesst:D nwaysss x

[Exarian]

I understood... MAYBE... two words of what you just said.

[jonandpeg]

theres only 1 guy who can do this all the other prank calls on youtube are shit fair play tremendous effort think hes iranian

[hoodieo1]

yeah he from iran =]

[SelfImmolator]

If he was born here then he's British (or British-Iranian). Was he born here or in Iran?

[hoodieo1]

oh im not sure.

[starleto]

he was born in london! n iranians r perisans not asian they r completely different races!

[Dungarth]

Iranians are Asians, Iran is in Asia!

[starleto]

@Dungarth geograpically yeh but not culturally or on terms of race and ethnicity! in socieity today asian is commonly used for chinese, jap and tai areas! Asia is full of different countries, cultures and races you cant use asian to some up all of them!

[spotlitkiss]

born here probably - i think identity is subjective. but british-iranian makes sense

[halflife2forlife]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mehrdad91]

Use your initiative gawd LOL!

[spotlitkiss]

'use your initiative, gawwd'

absa - fucking brilliant.

[roogle2k8]

.........what are you doing tonight?

hahaha gotta love fonejacker

[Squitchtweak]

He sounds a bit like my doctor. lol.

use your initiative gawddd