...and some how this dumbass got elected. it almost makes you think that hes got some kind of help behind the scenes that know one can figure out ...and he even won the nobel prize, what the hell was that all about?
ive never understood why people in showbiz and in the media supported obama. its your dumbass black people supporting him just cause hes black, and your dumbass white people supporting him just to make the blacks happy. obama is definitely the most inexperienced president we've ever had. he spent two years in the senate and of those two years he only worked like 240 hours on the job.
I love how a video like this can spark a total debate. watch, laugh, settle down and know that if you have clicked to watch this it is comedy and nobody cares what you say about politics
@brainiac554 Its amazing how they have absolutely no proof if he did, Saddam, proven, his sons, proven, Bin Laden, "O, we threw him overboard, sorry we didnt take pictures" when I took fuckers out when I was deployed I had to prove it. We tend to like to know the truth us soldiers, so fuck you, you tree hugging cunt, your welcome by the way.
@Darkatanforever You don't believe that he killed him? Lol, no wonder you don't like Obama. People like you believe that Santa Claus shot JFK and 9/11 was done by the US. Shut the fuck up dumb cunt.
That's right, he DID have NOTHING to do with it. He stayed out of their way, at best-- which is a rare exception from his usual pattern of TYING THEIR HANDS.
@SouthParkBearThe president has to do with everything. You have the military going in to kill one of America's most wanted, he obviously was involved. Moron.
You fucking idiot, you know NOTHING about the military. It was ALREADY going after Bin Laden since Day 1; the president gets appraised of what they're doing, but he doesn't MAKE a single fucking decision other than to AUTHORIZE their final plan-- i.e. STAY OUT OF THEIR WAY.
Before that, Obama had his hand up the military's ass like with the Somalian pirates; and that could ONLY get in their way-- so the BEST thing he did was to stay OUT of it.
@SouthParkBear The only one I see here who is 'butthurt' is the guy raging at me about how 'wrong' I am. Even though it is fairly obvious that the president is obviously involved in all major decisions in the military because he is the commander-in-chief. Look it up dumb troll.
Don't flatter yourself there little guy; I'm not raging" at you, I'm LAUGHING!
The commander in chief is not "involved" in the sense of MAKING the major decisions-- that would be a major mistake, since he has neither the time, the training, nor the experience to do so competently-- even assuming that he had the inclination or the aptitude, which don't see at all.
He might be INFORMED of their progress, and give the order to go ahead when asked; but he had NO other input.
@NSwisher1572 it sucks when you really start to like someone and you think they are really funny but then suddenly they have to say "I like Obama" and it ruins everything. Obama is NOT cool. He never has been...he never was...and he never will be.
Dude you dont have to flip off and throw the F bomb down on my little town dude just saying... If he's so great then our soldiers wouldn't be getting blown up! Hey I'm 11 and I'm not a sheep following the crowd like you. So who's the Efinng idiot now!!?!?!!!!
Ok LAD170 I do not put any trust in him cause he is a FLAKE!! When he was elected, didn't he promise no more war? Ya well where are our troops now? Huh? Exactly!
well there is one thing true about i know is true about this video. we all put 100% of our trust in him. we expect him to fix all of our problems for us. and when something goes wrong in your life or someone life you know of then you want to blame him. people need to learn to fix their own problems for a change and stop expecting one person to fix a million peoples problems.
@monsterr12741 And you think electing the idiots that are running in the Republican party right now are the answer? Because it's either Obama or them. I'd like to stay alive, thank you very much, as a member of the middle class.
Look, folks, you want to know why Obama hasn't done anything? Because he hasn't been able to. Apparently you people don't know enough about our government to understand how it effing works. You want to know why nothing's happened? The damn Republicans vote against all his bills. So everyone's at a constant deadlock. Because nobody, on either side, can compromise. And when compromises ARE made, they're shit. There you go. You all learned something today.
@FightinIrishRaven You cannot be mad at the "damn" Republicans. You can't blame Republicans for voting against a Jobs Bill that not only costs $420B, but only looks at the short run. Obama is hoping that his Jobs Bill and by cutting SS tax again that he'll increase spending. But that's just not possible. You want to know what people are doing with the SS stipend in their paycheck? They're saving it because they're smart. Clean up the problem overseas and stop blaming Republicans for being smart
i think if anyone doesnt like dane cook dont watch his dam videos. all these haters watch him just to leave comments on how much he sucks. If you have a problem with his comedy, DONT WATCH IT! what goes through your head??? "I don't like dane cook...i think ill go watch his videos and then leave my unwanted opinion on how much he sucks"
on anyone leave them be if they feel a way let them the more attention given the worser it gets. Basically none of these comments ad to do with dane and rather he is funny or not, and more to do with black people and white people. Lets all live happy and full lives, because life is to short to spend it hating.
Okay so i decided to go though some Dane Cook videos and came across this. Look at the comments and what do i see.... trash. Its like after all these years people still fight over stupidness. Black, whites whatever it does not matter. Coming on youtube saying the "n" word, and other stupid comments only shows your immature. With the comments I've seen there is no wonder America is so divided. I see that some people are trying to tell others that they are wrong, but you can not force your self
"Haha! He was on the internet and I'm in college, haha!" - Family Guy
This was on TV last night. It's pretty sad how he picks the candidate he votes for. "I just love the name...", "that just says: 'power'...". What the hell has become of us? We just push the button for Democrats and Republicans, the two-party autocrats, because the TV, celebrities and comedians said so...or for whatever "side" you've been taught to. Democrats and Republicans are "opposites"? Lol! Give me a break.
@plasm2 You mean like 99% of other politicians do, including Obama? Your beloved Obama is more like Bush than you will ever come to accept. But just believe what you want -- it's this fallacy that keeps the same people in power in this country.
Our great, great grandchildren will be paying for the stupid Keynesian economic policies, wars, inflation, debt, authoritarian laws/regulations/policies and corruption of the Democrat-Republican regime if we don't come to our senses quickly...
i hate most goverments cause theyre all useless they constantly make promises that they dont keep theyre wor to. he's more like bush than i think? so obama wants to cause ww3 like bush did?
the world is facing an economic crisis right now its not just him causing the problem. yeah i do agree thats if we dont come to our senses our childrens future will be ruined but that goes for every country and no matter who became president theyll still get blaimed for it.
@petrakyro You racist son of a bitch! What the hell is wrong with you? Blacks are just as much as advanced as whites are dumb ass! Im white and and I totally DISAGREE with your dumb ass! I agree with @TheCheypie16 though. Just because you have a diff skin tone doesnt mean that you think differently or function differently than other. By the way, I know TONS of white people who act a stupid as you say blacks do!And STOP using the word nigger. Its racially demeaning, frankly I hate that damn word!
@KayyKayy1918 Hi I just wanna point out that "nigger" means someone of low class. Not alot of people know that. I just wanted to point out that yes it's demeaning but it's not just for Colored people. It's like the word "gay" or "fag" gay means happy and fag is a kind of smoke P; This really has nothing to do with you. I just wanted to make that clear :D
If whites went to one planet and niggers stayed on earth, we all know what would happen. The planet the whites went to would flourish and advance technologically faster than beyond our wildest dreams. Meanwhile earth would descend into chaos and destruction, and niggers would end up going back to the stone age. We would come back 100 years later and see nothing but burning buildings and a few nigger cavemen not even smart enough to speak. Face it, whites are superior to niggers.
@petrakryo You dumb fuck! Im white and I think you're a complete dumbass! What planet are you from where someone isn't good enough because of the way they look?! It's not their fault that they were born black or any other race for that matter. And obviously you're the inferior one because you don't know that every race has ignorant people, and you are a COMPLETE embarrassment to our race.
@petrakryo Dude, you're sick. Absolutely sick. And I don't blame you for your ignorance, I blame the person that told you ridiculous lies that you sadly believed. I do believe that some people are holding others back, but it's by no means related to the way they look. No one can choose their race so don't you feel that you should judge individuals rather than the general population? I hope you find black friends as amazing as mine and you'll see they're not all bad.
@petrakryo ARE YOU SERIOUS?! did something happen to you personally to make you feel this way? Everyone is different in some way, shape or form. There is NO WAY that you can't find a great black friend that you can talk to and trust. But do you at least understand that they cannot choose their race? And that there are some that don't apply themselves and get in trouble but that's in every race?
@TheCheypie16 Listen, I honestly believe that niggers are not humans, but an entirely different species that does not have the brain power of whites. It is like neandethals and modern humans, sure they look similar, but modern humans were much smarter, therefore, were able to survive while neanderthals died out. Same with niggers. They are basically and under-developed human. Think if we had neanderthals living among us today, they would cause chaos. Just like niggers, they cause chaos.
@TheCheypie16 Basically yes, somewhere between neanderthals and modern humans blacks split off and developed into an entirely different species. However, they were never able to develop the brain power of whites or asians. They are basically neanderthals with black skin. Think I am wrong, look at the facial features between whites and niggers. Niggers have the fat lips, wide noses, and their faces resemble neanderthals. Now look at whites, or faces look nothing like neanderthals.
@petrakryo they do somewhat resemble neanderthals, BUT not completely. Their heads are not elongated and most neanderthals have flat lips but the jaw line comes out more making it look like the lips are bigger. But not all blacks look the same. There is an obvious difference between African and African Americans. There are some very attractive ones, male and female that look very different. Do you not even believe there are attractive black women? (or men if you're into that)
@TheCheypie16 seriously, I am not lying. I have never looked at a picture of a black woman and thought she was hot, or even remotely attractive for that matter. I always have the same reaction when I see a black woman: *barf*
@petrakryo WHAT?!?! haha! I shouldn't laugh at that but I think you're being a total butt! That's crazy man. Not even Beyonce? Halle Berry? Someone? ANYONE?! I know there HAS to be AT LEAST one, only one that you think is remotely attractive.
@petrakryo LIES!!! haha hmm... how about Eva Pigford? Megan Good? Tyra Banks? Gabriel Union??? Come on dude. If not any of those, who would you consider the LEAST ugly black woman?
@TheCheypie16 the least, hmmm, I guess rihanna before she went all crazy after chirs brown beat her. Look at her in her unfaithful video, thats is who I would consider the least ugly one.
@TheCheypie16 Plus to tell you the truth, I actually do know one black guy that is like, one of the nicest guys I have ever met. So i'll admit, I know there are some good black people out there.
@petrakryo And you kept that valuable info from me?! I'm happy that you have one and hopefully you find me. Well, it does depend where you live. If you live in like Compton or something, then it will be a bit harder... well a lot harder
@TheCheypie16 Well the guy isnt really a friend, I just worked with him at this job I had for like 4 months. But yeah, he was really nice. I could understand him when he talked and he was always willing to help you out if you had a shit load of work that had to get done. The funniest thing about it was we would always make racist jokes to each other but we both knew we were kidding.
@petrakryo XD You didnt?! Maybe that's why you never came out of the house... lol Well you know us black people love to stalk you and then rob you once your gone oh and I live in Indiana with all rich white people, it's great lol
@TheCheypie16 But you have to admit, the blacks that live in the ghettos, rob convience stores, and have trouble grasping the english language make the race look bad. I suppose every race has those kinds of people that make them look bad though. Like, when I see the redneck white hicks in the deep south that fuck their cousins, I am just like *facepalm* you are making all of us look bad.
@TheCheypie16 The truth is no, you didnt change my mind, it never needed changing. I was never even serious with the things I said. Sometimes I get bored and need something to do so I go trolling on youtube, I know, I should make better use of my time. Plus, racsit remarks are the best way to grab peoples attention and start an argument. I know I shouldnt do it but I just get bored and enjoy pushing peoples buttons I guess. I should find some other way to get people riled up.
@petrakryo Honestly that's kind of hilarious. But everything you said is kind of true other than the part where blacks are inferior and not real humans. I couldn't believe you lol but, yeah, you should definitely find another hobby.... Oh yeah, and im not white. I just figured if I said that in the first place then you wouldn't bother talking to me. But now that I know you're not even racist, well I guess it wouldn't have really mattered in the first place lol
@TheCheypie16 oh, and to answer your question of where I live, its Duluth, Minnesota. I dont know if you have ever heard of it, its up in northern Minnesota right on Lake Superior. Where do you live if ya dont mind me asking?
@petrakryo well, I cannot answer that perfectly but I can explain why the shades of skin are different. It has to do with sun exposure. In places where the sun and exposure to the sun was greater, skin produces more melanin to reduce the amount of solar energy absorbed. As to the facial features, I just think that we did develop differently and the area in which we lived required different actions and lifestyles to survive.
@TheCheypie16 Please explain this to me. Why are blacks the majority of the prison system even though they only make up 12% of the population? Why is the rate of high school dropouts much higher for blacks then whites? Why are the worse parts of cities mostly the black neighborhoods? Why is every country that is run by blacks like somalia, the congo, ect. a third world country with no law or order? Give me an answer to why that is.
@petrakryo Only because they don't apply themselves. It's not that they are incopetent, it's that the society they live in influences them to do wrong things. It all depends on the environment they were raised in. Can you agree that most of these stupid people sag their pants, wear chains around their neck, and talk with bad grammar? And also sell drugs, smoke pot, have kids at 16, leave the kid and mother, and carry guns with their gang?
@petrakryo It is that they don't apply themselves! They could easily make it farther if they were willing to actually put in some type of effort. I know so many smart black people (mostly guys) that could easily get a good job and provide for themselves and even their parents but they're so freaking lazy and their only concern is being a "gangsta" lol but they can do it because I've seen some do it, I'm telling you!
Quote "Oh wats up guys just a rich Republican American here. Guess what I got money cuz i decided to do work. Weird right, instead of pleading to the government to make life easier for me i just worked my ass off in school and in the office so i could be paid millions. Its the American Dream because you work your ass off for it
i scrolled down and i read ppl saying how they hate dane cook cuz he likes obama... o.O! just cuz someone likes a certain president then it doesnt mean you should hate him =/ ! i dont like obama but i do hope for him to do something good for our country soon >.<! but yah, dane cook is still my favorite comedian XD! <3
@Cracko90 Just because I have an opinion I'm an idiot and just because I don't like someone who happens to be black I'm racist? Yah, I am definitely the idiot here.
@Bluddyshadowhell Maybe if you went to school, and tried to get a job, and maybe didn't stare at MSNBC the whole effing day you may see that people have views, and just because I don't like someone who happens to be black doesn't mean I am a white supremacist (you may also want to learn how to spell supremacist.) Just because you don't like, lets say, Bill O'Riely doesn't mean you're a hippie faggot! I am not even going to label you as a one, because I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW YOU!
@rubberduckyluver1 I never said I don't like gays, I worked my ass so that, even though I'm lower middle class, I get a full scholarship to a private school, and you don't see people screaming at the people that insulted GWB. So GTFO.
@Scoutamis Well maybe you should have said that earlier in the disagreement. And you kinda seemed like a bad person when you said our own president sucks. Oh, but now, you've proved me wrong! I can see that you're a good person now! You're a saint. Go to heaven, friend.
@Scoutamis Sorry, I'm dutch, that's how I spell it. And again, I was never trying to be funny. I've always seen the difference between sarcasm and humor. If we're having a disagreement, why should I try to make it funny?
Oh wats up guys just a rich Republican American here. Guess what I got money cuz i decided to do work. Weird right, instead of pleading to the government to make life easier for me i just worked my ass off in school and in the office so i could be paid millions. Its the American Dream because you work your ass off for it
@SpeedItUpMore I didn't know there were grammar Nazis on Youtube, that don't know how to spell, "grammer". There is no excuse for that being there is spell check.
@firefern321 you mean like Paris Hilton,the dummies from Jersey Shore and Real World,porn stars,Pam Anderson,Jesse James,Heidi Montag,etc. yeah they REALLY worked their asses off![rolls eyes]
@bitchyb73 They don't call you bitchy for nothing *eye roll* Those people don't work for anything. He's talking about a "real" job. FYI Heidi is dirt poor she lost all her money.and Paris is alot smarter then people think. She knows how to market herself.
@firefern321 I know the pain =_= I'm half black half/ white just like Obama and people think I support him or have the same views. If you want something you have to work for it.
Obama is muslim in one of his interviews he says he is muslim and the reporter corrects him and says " you mean christian" obama replys " yea, chrisitan"
idk about him being a terrorist but yes he is a socialist
lol @ the people complaining about Obama when it's the republican congress that makes most if not all the decisions :P
cashmoney996 1 week ago
Obama is horrible. Just terrible.
techgeek97 1 month ago
teeheeheeeeeee
theshaboopie 1 month ago
...and some how this dumbass got elected. it almost makes you think that hes got some kind of help behind the scenes that know one can figure out ...and he even won the nobel prize, what the hell was that all about?
jflandrvr00 1 month ago
ive never understood why people in showbiz and in the media supported obama. its your dumbass black people supporting him just cause hes black, and your dumbass white people supporting him just to make the blacks happy. obama is definitely the most inexperienced president we've ever had. he spent two years in the senate and of those two years he only worked like 240 hours on the job.
jflandrvr00 1 month ago
hahahahahahaha
computercat101 2 months ago
I love how a video like this can spark a total debate. watch, laugh, settle down and know that if you have clicked to watch this it is comedy and nobody cares what you say about politics
wvbirdiegirl 2 months ago
Yeah, it's true-- Bin Laden was on the golf-course all these years, that's why Obama spent so much time there hunting him down!
ROTFLMAO
Oh yeah, he was also hiding in SPAIN!
SouthParkBear 3 months ago
Obama is Da shit.
elcesar999 3 months ago
@FightinIrishRaven Its better to lower taxes to raise the economy then raise taxes and give two trillion to terrorists
cma0799 4 months ago
@Darkatanforever and a big fuck you too good sir
CheeseFacePerson 4 months ago
Guys--its supposed to be FUNNY, not trigger a political debate over effing YOUTUBE COMMENTS...god...
operaghost12SR 4 months ago
Fuck obama
Darkatanforever 4 months ago
@Darkatanforever He's awesome. He kills Osama Bin Laden and you still hate him. So fuck you.
brainiac554 4 months ago
@brainiac554 Its amazing how they have absolutely no proof if he did, Saddam, proven, his sons, proven, Bin Laden, "O, we threw him overboard, sorry we didnt take pictures" when I took fuckers out when I was deployed I had to prove it. We tend to like to know the truth us soldiers, so fuck you, you tree hugging cunt, your welcome by the way.
Darkatanforever 3 months ago
@Darkatanforever You don't believe that he killed him? Lol, no wonder you don't like Obama. People like you believe that Santa Claus shot JFK and 9/11 was done by the US. Shut the fuck up dumb cunt.
brainiac554 3 months ago
@Darkatanforever
They have DNA samples.
But it's proven that idiots disbelieve that DNA is valid-- in the OJ trial.
SouthParkBear 3 months ago
@brainiac554
You stupid morons really think Obama killed Bin Laden.
No, it was Navy SEALS, and the rest of the US military who had been working on it since 9/11.
To give Obama ANY credit, is an insult to them.
SouthParkBear 3 months ago
@SouthParkBear Yeah. Because the president had NOTHING to do with it. That makes sense. -_-
brainiac554 3 months ago
@brainiac554
That's right, he DID have NOTHING to do with it. He stayed out of their way, at best-- which is a rare exception from his usual pattern of TYING THEIR HANDS.
(Dumbass)
SouthParkBear 3 months ago
@SouthParkBearThe president has to do with everything. You have the military going in to kill one of America's most wanted, he obviously was involved. Moron.
brainiac554 3 months ago
@brainiac554
You fucking idiot, you know NOTHING about the military. It was ALREADY going after Bin Laden since Day 1; the president gets appraised of what they're doing, but he doesn't MAKE a single fucking decision other than to AUTHORIZE their final plan-- i.e. STAY OUT OF THEIR WAY.
Before that, Obama had his hand up the military's ass like with the Somalian pirates; and that could ONLY get in their way-- so the BEST thing he did was to stay OUT of it.
Fucking butthurt shit-head.
SouthParkBear 3 months ago
@SouthParkBear The only one I see here who is 'butthurt' is the guy raging at me about how 'wrong' I am. Even though it is fairly obvious that the president is obviously involved in all major decisions in the military because he is the commander-in-chief. Look it up dumb troll.
brainiac554 3 months ago
@brainiac554
Don't flatter yourself there little guy; I'm not raging" at you, I'm LAUGHING!
The commander in chief is not "involved" in the sense of MAKING the major decisions-- that would be a major mistake, since he has neither the time, the training, nor the experience to do so competently-- even assuming that he had the inclination or the aptitude, which don't see at all.
He might be INFORMED of their progress, and give the order to go ahead when asked; but he had NO other input.
SouthParkBear 3 months ago
@SouthParkBear "give the order to go ahead when asked"=involved in the act. -cough- moron -cough-
brainiac554 3 months ago
@brainiac554
Yeah whatever you stupid fuck, you're coughing over what you're SMOKING.
SouthParkBear 3 months ago
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@SouthParkBear Thanks for proving my point.
brainiac554 3 months ago
LOL "I think he's going to be the first president to assassinate himself!"
Exorcio1 4 months ago
@NSwisher1572 it sucks when you really start to like someone and you think they are really funny but then suddenly they have to say "I like Obama" and it ruins everything. Obama is NOT cool. He never has been...he never was...and he never will be.
Stormeyworld 5 months ago
i like how he says obama on his "black"berry
not tryin to be racist its just funny
PeacePaw 5 months ago
i like how he says fobama on his "black"berry
PeacePaw 5 months ago
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why does it go on mute
Sabrinastarz513 5 months ago
why does it go on mute
Sabrinastarz513 5 months ago
the video ends at 3:45
BCete 5 months ago
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BCete 5 months ago
OBAMA SUCKS
todddguillory 5 months ago
@todddguillory no you just don't like him
you can't just say it as a fact so use opinions instead dude!
just say "i hate him" or something!
that sentence is unjudgable!
but saying he sucks is not said like an opinion
say it like "i think he sucks" it would be better i would not have told you this so use opinions!!!!!
Kittykatkiddo101 5 months ago
Dude you dont have to flip off and throw the F bomb down on my little town dude just saying... If he's so great then our soldiers wouldn't be getting blown up! Hey I'm 11 and I'm not a sheep following the crowd like you. So who's the Efinng idiot now!!?!?!!!!
natureforlife201 6 months ago
@natureforlife201 ..Dude. No. Just no.
commenter12100 5 months ago
Hey guys! Obama is a great president! He's just putting our country in dept! Don't worry. Idiots. Ron Paul all the way.
WIIROCKS1121 6 months ago 2
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@WIIROCKS1121 Ron Paul 2012!
philliesrgood 5 months ago
@WIIROCKS1121 it's DEBT stupid.
homelesshannah50 3 months ago
@homelesshannah50 great now i know you can spell.
WIIROCKS1121 3 months ago
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firesniperbullet2 6 months ago
Ok LAD170 I do not put any trust in him cause he is a FLAKE!! When he was elected, didn't he promise no more war? Ya well where are our troops now? Huh? Exactly!
natureforlife201 6 months ago
@natureforlife201 Its Not like he Can just Be like Ok Come back were done. It Takes Fucking Time you Fucking Idiot.
IWantMyCupcakez 6 months ago
I love how almost 4 years later, obummer and his 53 total fans STILL blame Bush for horrible leadership now.
TwoWolves7 6 months ago
Obama sucks
brickops1 7 months ago
@brickops1 Agreed. He Failed. Epicly.
RedDiabel 7 months ago
you are great
96bigswagg 8 months ago
well there is one thing true about i know is true about this video. we all put 100% of our trust in him. we expect him to fix all of our problems for us. and when something goes wrong in your life or someone life you know of then you want to blame him. people need to learn to fix their own problems for a change and stop expecting one person to fix a million peoples problems.
LAD170 8 months ago
dane cook : Obama you on facebook?
obama : No, i got poked by a zombie, and the secert service took me out.
Fave joke c:
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shadowsgate0 8 months ago
I LOVE OBAMA!!!!!!
Tomboy745 8 months ago
OBAMA- (O)ur (B)ig (A)ss (M)istake (A)merica thumbs up if its true
monsterr12741 9 months ago
@monsterr12741 And you think electing the idiots that are running in the Republican party right now are the answer? Because it's either Obama or them. I'd like to stay alive, thank you very much, as a member of the middle class.
FightinIrishRaven 4 months ago
Look, folks, you want to know why Obama hasn't done anything? Because he hasn't been able to. Apparently you people don't know enough about our government to understand how it effing works. You want to know why nothing's happened? The damn Republicans vote against all his bills. So everyone's at a constant deadlock. Because nobody, on either side, can compromise. And when compromises ARE made, they're shit. There you go. You all learned something today.
FightinIrishRaven 9 months ago 5
@FightinIrishRaven Thank you. And also, that he had to clean up the mess BEFORE him, before he can even move this country forward.
crazyjenius74 9 months ago
@FightinIrishRaven
works both ways my friend.
MistaEG33 8 months ago
@FightinIrishRaven You cannot be mad at the "damn" Republicans. You can't blame Republicans for voting against a Jobs Bill that not only costs $420B, but only looks at the short run. Obama is hoping that his Jobs Bill and by cutting SS tax again that he'll increase spending. But that's just not possible. You want to know what people are doing with the SS stipend in their paycheck? They're saving it because they're smart. Clean up the problem overseas and stop blaming Republicans for being smart
farvefighter 4 months ago
i think if anyone doesnt like dane cook dont watch his dam videos. all these haters watch him just to leave comments on how much he sucks. If you have a problem with his comedy, DONT WATCH IT! what goes through your head??? "I don't like dane cook...i think ill go watch his videos and then leave my unwanted opinion on how much he sucks"
KiNgNoThInG13371 9 months ago
on anyone leave them be if they feel a way let them the more attention given the worser it gets. Basically none of these comments ad to do with dane and rather he is funny or not, and more to do with black people and white people. Lets all live happy and full lives, because life is to short to spend it hating.
Mizbbpower 9 months ago
Okay so i decided to go though some Dane Cook videos and came across this. Look at the comments and what do i see.... trash. Its like after all these years people still fight over stupidness. Black, whites whatever it does not matter. Coming on youtube saying the "n" word, and other stupid comments only shows your immature. With the comments I've seen there is no wonder America is so divided. I see that some people are trying to tell others that they are wrong, but you can not force your self
Mizbbpower 9 months ago
I guess starting another war is how you end other wars
drewnito 10 months ago
"Haha! He was on the internet and I'm in college, haha!" - Family Guy
This was on TV last night. It's pretty sad how he picks the candidate he votes for. "I just love the name...", "that just says: 'power'...". What the hell has become of us? We just push the button for Democrats and Republicans, the two-party autocrats, because the TV, celebrities and comedians said so...or for whatever "side" you've been taught to. Democrats and Republicans are "opposites"? Lol! Give me a break.
defacto109 10 months ago
I was gonna thumbs down some comments on this page, but there are just too many mean comments. But Dane Cook is funny. Moving on . . .
msddizzle 11 months ago
3 people wanna throw their shoes at obama
LadiesManFred95 11 months ago
Sure it looks like like obamas doing nothing but isnt that good?
i mean look at bush each time he did something it fucked up america and some parts of the world even more.
atleast obamas trying to fix it unlike that dick who thought "ah well!! ill just screw it up more leave it to the people to worry about it".
plasm2 1 year ago
@plasm2 You mean like 99% of other politicians do, including Obama? Your beloved Obama is more like Bush than you will ever come to accept. But just believe what you want -- it's this fallacy that keeps the same people in power in this country.
Our great, great grandchildren will be paying for the stupid Keynesian economic policies, wars, inflation, debt, authoritarian laws/regulations/policies and corruption of the Democrat-Republican regime if we don't come to our senses quickly...
defacto109 10 months ago
@defacto109 Your beloved Obama?
i hate most goverments cause theyre all useless they constantly make promises that they dont keep theyre wor to. he's more like bush than i think? so obama wants to cause ww3 like bush did?
the world is facing an economic crisis right now its not just him causing the problem. yeah i do agree thats if we dont come to our senses our childrens future will be ruined but that goes for every country and no matter who became president theyll still get blaimed for it.
plasm2 10 months ago
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ghostCAM45 1 year ago
lolz, dane cook is soo funny, can't wait to see what he'll say when we get a woman president, (well, most likely at one point or another we will.)
PikachuMaiden 1 year ago
FAIL. I love that obama's a failure, because he's done nothing. How does dane feel about 'barrack' now?
ForeverBrittanyx 1 year ago
@petrakyro You racist son of a bitch! What the hell is wrong with you? Blacks are just as much as advanced as whites are dumb ass! Im white and and I totally DISAGREE with your dumb ass! I agree with @TheCheypie16 though. Just because you have a diff skin tone doesnt mean that you think differently or function differently than other. By the way, I know TONS of white people who act a stupid as you say blacks do!And STOP using the word nigger. Its racially demeaning, frankly I hate that damn word!
KayyKayy1918 1 year ago
@KayyKayy1918 Hi I just wanna point out that "nigger" means someone of low class. Not alot of people know that. I just wanted to point out that yes it's demeaning but it's not just for Colored people. It's like the word "gay" or "fag" gay means happy and fag is a kind of smoke P; This really has nothing to do with you. I just wanted to make that clear :D
ThePicturePixie 11 months ago
If whites went to one planet and niggers stayed on earth, we all know what would happen. The planet the whites went to would flourish and advance technologically faster than beyond our wildest dreams. Meanwhile earth would descend into chaos and destruction, and niggers would end up going back to the stone age. We would come back 100 years later and see nothing but burning buildings and a few nigger cavemen not even smart enough to speak. Face it, whites are superior to niggers.
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo You dumb fuck! Im white and I think you're a complete dumbass! What planet are you from where someone isn't good enough because of the way they look?! It's not their fault that they were born black or any other race for that matter. And obviously you're the inferior one because you don't know that every race has ignorant people, and you are a COMPLETE embarrassment to our race.
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 Typical sheep, doesnt realize niggers are holding actual humans back from our true potenial.
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo Dude, you're sick. Absolutely sick. And I don't blame you for your ignorance, I blame the person that told you ridiculous lies that you sadly believed. I do believe that some people are holding others back, but it's by no means related to the way they look. No one can choose their race so don't you feel that you should judge individuals rather than the general population? I hope you find black friends as amazing as mine and you'll see they're not all bad.
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 They all must be exterminated
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo ARE YOU SERIOUS?! did something happen to you personally to make you feel this way? Everyone is different in some way, shape or form. There is NO WAY that you can't find a great black friend that you can talk to and trust. But do you at least understand that they cannot choose their race? And that there are some that don't apply themselves and get in trouble but that's in every race?
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 Listen, I honestly believe that niggers are not humans, but an entirely different species that does not have the brain power of whites. It is like neandethals and modern humans, sure they look similar, but modern humans were much smarter, therefore, were able to survive while neanderthals died out. Same with niggers. They are basically and under-developed human. Think if we had neanderthals living among us today, they would cause chaos. Just like niggers, they cause chaos.
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo ... So you do believe that we all came from neanderthals but blacks never fully developed to modern society's level of sophistication?
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
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petrakryo 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 Basically yes, somewhere between neanderthals and modern humans blacks split off and developed into an entirely different species. However, they were never able to develop the brain power of whites or asians. They are basically neanderthals with black skin. Think I am wrong, look at the facial features between whites and niggers. Niggers have the fat lips, wide noses, and their faces resemble neanderthals. Now look at whites, or faces look nothing like neanderthals.
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo they do somewhat resemble neanderthals, BUT not completely. Their heads are not elongated and most neanderthals have flat lips but the jaw line comes out more making it look like the lips are bigger. But not all blacks look the same. There is an obvious difference between African and African Americans. There are some very attractive ones, male and female that look very different. Do you not even believe there are attractive black women? (or men if you're into that)
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 And don't say no just to be argumentative! Actually think about it.
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 And no, I dont think any black person is attractive.
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo Now I know you're lying!
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 seriously, I am not lying. I have never looked at a picture of a black woman and thought she was hot, or even remotely attractive for that matter. I always have the same reaction when I see a black woman: *barf*
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo WHAT?!?! haha! I shouldn't laugh at that but I think you're being a total butt! That's crazy man. Not even Beyonce? Halle Berry? Someone? ANYONE?! I know there HAS to be AT LEAST one, only one that you think is remotely attractive.
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 Nope, sorry. I just dont find blacks attractive. And halle berry? oh yuck, I just threw up in my mouth a little. Beyonce? Gross.
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo LIES!!! haha hmm... how about Eva Pigford? Megan Good? Tyra Banks? Gabriel Union??? Come on dude. If not any of those, who would you consider the LEAST ugly black woman?
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 the least, hmmm, I guess rihanna before she went all crazy after chirs brown beat her. Look at her in her unfaithful video, thats is who I would consider the least ugly one.
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo Yay!!! One! One! ONE!!! whoop whoop!
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@petrakryo You know what I just noticed?! You didn't say the n word in your last comment! That makes me smile! ^.^
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 Yeah, I stopped saying nigger cause I felt like it made me look bad, lol
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo XD And saying that blacks are inferior doesn't? jk ; ) your not as bad as I thought... not AS bad, but still bad lol
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 Plus to tell you the truth, I actually do know one black guy that is like, one of the nicest guys I have ever met. So i'll admit, I know there are some good black people out there.
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo And you kept that valuable info from me?! I'm happy that you have one and hopefully you find me. Well, it does depend where you live. If you live in like Compton or something, then it will be a bit harder... well a lot harder
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 Well the guy isnt really a friend, I just worked with him at this job I had for like 4 months. But yeah, he was really nice. I could understand him when he talked and he was always willing to help you out if you had a shit load of work that had to get done. The funniest thing about it was we would always make racist jokes to each other but we both knew we were kidding.
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo Well I think you should get in contact with him again because he's seems like pretty cool guy
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@petrakryo And I didn't mean to find me lol I meant find another good black friend haha that sounded creepy I didnt reread it before posting
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 Ah, well good thing I didnt give you the real place im living, lol.
petrakryo 1 year ago
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TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@petrakryo XD You didnt?! Maybe that's why you never came out of the house... lol Well you know us black people love to stalk you and then rob you once your gone oh and I live in Indiana with all rich white people, it's great lol
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 ok, I do live in duluth
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo yeah, I've never heard of it. I get Minnesota mixed up with Montana...
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 Yeah, most people outside of Minnesota havent heard of it.
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo well my apparently non-racist friend, ig this is goodbye
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 But you have to admit, the blacks that live in the ghettos, rob convience stores, and have trouble grasping the english language make the race look bad. I suppose every race has those kinds of people that make them look bad though. Like, when I see the redneck white hicks in the deep south that fuck their cousins, I am just like *facepalm* you are making all of us look bad.
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo IM SO HAPPY! Did I change your mind at all??? Tell me truth! Im gonna scream if you say yes!
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 The truth is no, you didnt change my mind, it never needed changing. I was never even serious with the things I said. Sometimes I get bored and need something to do so I go trolling on youtube, I know, I should make better use of my time. Plus, racsit remarks are the best way to grab peoples attention and start an argument. I know I shouldnt do it but I just get bored and enjoy pushing peoples buttons I guess. I should find some other way to get people riled up.
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo Honestly that's kind of hilarious. But everything you said is kind of true other than the part where blacks are inferior and not real humans. I couldn't believe you lol but, yeah, you should definitely find another hobby.... Oh yeah, and im not white. I just figured if I said that in the first place then you wouldn't bother talking to me. But now that I know you're not even racist, well I guess it wouldn't have really mattered in the first place lol
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 oh, and to answer your question of where I live, its Duluth, Minnesota. I dont know if you have ever heard of it, its up in northern Minnesota right on Lake Superior. Where do you live if ya dont mind me asking?
petrakryo 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 So you tell me, if we really are the same species why do we look so different?
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo well, I cannot answer that perfectly but I can explain why the shades of skin are different. It has to do with sun exposure. In places where the sun and exposure to the sun was greater, skin produces more melanin to reduce the amount of solar energy absorbed. As to the facial features, I just think that we did develop differently and the area in which we lived required different actions and lifestyles to survive.
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 Please explain this to me. Why are blacks the majority of the prison system even though they only make up 12% of the population? Why is the rate of high school dropouts much higher for blacks then whites? Why are the worse parts of cities mostly the black neighborhoods? Why is every country that is run by blacks like somalia, the congo, ect. a third world country with no law or order? Give me an answer to why that is.
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo Only because they don't apply themselves. It's not that they are incopetent, it's that the society they live in influences them to do wrong things. It all depends on the environment they were raised in. Can you agree that most of these stupid people sag their pants, wear chains around their neck, and talk with bad grammar? And also sell drugs, smoke pot, have kids at 16, leave the kid and mother, and carry guns with their gang?
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
@TheCheypie16 its not that they dont apply themselves, its because they simply dont have the intelligence, its not their fault, blame evolution.
petrakryo 1 year ago
@petrakryo It is that they don't apply themselves! They could easily make it farther if they were willing to actually put in some type of effort. I know so many smart black people (mostly guys) that could easily get a good job and provide for themselves and even their parents but they're so freaking lazy and their only concern is being a "gangsta" lol but they can do it because I've seen some do it, I'm telling you!
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
Obama is a joke. McCain had no chance with every celebrity endorsing that fucking nigger. A nigger will never get elected again.
petrakryo 1 year ago
LOL "next to alaskin crab fisherman.." XD
Animefan2697 1 year ago
I'm Canadian, so I could care less! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
hutty210 1 year ago 14
@hutty210
I'm Canadian to :D w000t
SakuraAvalonBleac25 8 months ago
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Quote "Oh wats up guys just a rich Republican American here. Guess what I got money cuz i decided to do work. Weird right, instead of pleading to the government to make life easier for me i just worked my ass off in school and in the office so i could be paid millions. Its the American Dream because you work your ass off for it
firefern321"
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Amen
lordofpie7000 1 year ago
Guys this video was made when EVERYBODY liked obama. But now that he has done nothing he said he was going to do, he sucks
roughridersrule1 1 year ago
i scrolled down and i read ppl saying how they hate dane cook cuz he likes obama... o.O! just cuz someone likes a certain president then it doesnt mean you should hate him =/ ! i dont like obama but i do hope for him to do something good for our country soon >.<! but yah, dane cook is still my favorite comedian XD! <3
spixieangeldust 1 year ago
Obama sucks.
Scoutamis 1 year ago 29
@Scoutamis you suck you racist idiot
Cracko90 1 year ago
@Cracko90 Just because I have an opinion I'm an idiot and just because I don't like someone who happens to be black I'm racist? Yah, I am definitely the idiot here.
Scoutamis 1 year ago
@Scoutamis you suck you white supremisist
Bluddyshadowhell 1 year ago
@Bluddyshadowhell Maybe if you went to school, and tried to get a job, and maybe didn't stare at MSNBC the whole effing day you may see that people have views, and just because I don't like someone who happens to be black doesn't mean I am a white supremacist (you may also want to learn how to spell supremacist.) Just because you don't like, lets say, Bill O'Riely doesn't mean you're a hippie faggot! I am not even going to label you as a one, because I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW YOU!
Scoutamis 1 year ago
@Scoutamis why does he suck?
MichiganFan39 1 year ago
@Scoutamis So does Sarah Palin. Get over yourself.
rubberduckyluver1 10 months ago
@rubberduckyluver1 Ten bucks says your poor, black, or gay.
Scoutamis 10 months ago
@Scoutamis Nope, I'm not poor (not rich either) and I'm white and straight. But I don't have a problem with any of those three.
rubberduckyluver1 10 months ago
@rubberduckyluver1 So you're just a douche.
Scoutamis 9 months ago
@Scoutamis You're calling ME a douche? You're the racist, homophobic, gold digger who goes around insulting their own president.
Enough said.
rubberduckyluver1 9 months ago
@rubberduckyluver1 I never said I don't like gays, I worked my ass so that, even though I'm lower middle class, I get a full scholarship to a private school, and you don't see people screaming at the people that insulted GWB. So GTFO.
Scoutamis 9 months ago
@Scoutamis Well maybe you should have said that earlier in the disagreement. And you kinda seemed like a bad person when you said our own president sucks. Oh, but now, you've proved me wrong! I can see that you're a good person now! You're a saint. Go to heaven, friend.
rubberduckyluver1 9 months ago
@rubberduckyluver1 If you're going to be an asshole, try and make it funny.
Scoutamis 9 months ago
@Scoutamis I didn't see any humour in you're being an asshole. And I wasn't being funny, I was being sarcastic.
rubberduckyluver1 9 months ago
@rubberduckyluver1 Humor* bud. Sarcasm is supposed to be funny...no?
Scoutamis 9 months ago
@Scoutamis Sorry, I'm dutch, that's how I spell it. And again, I was never trying to be funny. I've always seen the difference between sarcasm and humor. If we're having a disagreement, why should I try to make it funny?
rubberduckyluver1 9 months ago
@rubberduckyluver1 Let's just stop talking. Your sort of pissing me off.
Scoutamis 9 months ago
@Scoutamis Agreed.
rubberduckyluver1 9 months ago 11
@Scoutamis HumoUr* where I come from too...
Dan10611 9 months ago
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@Dan10611 Well you're from a socialist country that has no respect of human freedom. Congradufuckulations
Scoutamis 9 months ago
@Scoutamis And you're pretty freaking ignorant.
FightinIrishRaven 9 months ago
@FightinIrishRaven and you're pretty arrogant.
Scoutamis 9 months ago
Take all stupid fucking liberals and Muslims, cram them into a room, a incinerate them! (Only in a perfect world) Fuck you Obama
mysoulhaunts 1 year ago
@mysoulhaunts It's guys like you that make us look like shit, dude.
LPfurevur 1 year ago
@LPfurevur Maybe look like shit, but you libs make us shit
mysoulhaunts 1 year ago
Oh wats up guys just a rich Republican American here. Guess what I got money cuz i decided to do work. Weird right, instead of pleading to the government to make life easier for me i just worked my ass off in school and in the office so i could be paid millions. Its the American Dream because you work your ass off for it
firefern321 1 year ago 29
@firefern321 no one cares
EverHeartK98 1 year ago
@firefern321 If only rich American Republicans had better grammer...
SpeedItUpMore 1 year ago
@SpeedItUpMore I didn't know there were grammar Nazis on Youtube, that don't know how to spell, "grammer". There is no excuse for that being there is spell check.
firefern321 1 year ago
@firefern321 Aaaah your right. X3 i did say grammar and not spelling though... ;-]
SpeedItUpMore 1 year ago
@firefern321 you mean like Paris Hilton,the dummies from Jersey Shore and Real World,porn stars,Pam Anderson,Jesse James,Heidi Montag,etc. yeah they REALLY worked their asses off![rolls eyes]
bitchyb73 1 year ago
@bitchyb73 They don't call you bitchy for nothing *eye roll* Those people don't work for anything. He's talking about a "real" job. FYI Heidi is dirt poor she lost all her money.and Paris is alot smarter then people think. She knows how to market herself.
ThePicturePixie 11 months ago
@firefern321 I know the pain =_= I'm half black half/ white just like Obama and people think I support him or have the same views. If you want something you have to work for it.
ThePicturePixie 11 months ago
@firefern321 I. Love. You
Scoutamis 9 months ago
I beg to disagree. Like drinkingwithbob says, "He said he was for change. So far he's done nothing."
Emiester1130 1 year ago
Obama is muslim in one of his interviews he says he is muslim and the reporter corrects him and says " you mean christian" obama replys " yea, chrisitan"
idk about him being a terrorist but yes he is a socialist
crusader584 1 year ago
@crusader584 So if hes a Muslim hes automatically bad? Hes 100x better than all the bushs.
Wolficide 1 year ago
@crusader584 So if hes a Muslim hes automatically bad? Hes 100x better than all the bushs.
Wolficide 1 year ago
@Wolficide i didn't imply he was bad you did.
crusader584 1 year ago