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  • FREDIVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • sucks ass

  • freddiew lolz

  • I loved them both. Trust me, it was the best antidote to watch them back to back again after studying effing Shakespeare. They are awesome films if you know what you are getting yourself into.

  • DUDE I SEE FRED WONG LOOOOOOOOL

  • FREDDIEW!

  • So, the only parts of these movies i've seen are the scenes with Chester. P:

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  • stupid ads, skip this video to skip ads.

  • Can't belive people like this shit...It makes me sad to see where we headed when people actually think this is a good movie.

  • Amy smart is fucking hot but the movie sucks large fucking alaskan canals if you know what I mean...

  • all the coments was lies unless they were blind to see that the movie sucked

  • i dont know who directed this movie and the rest but damn dat movie really sucked

    after the firs one it should end here

  • This movie is soooooooo fucking terrible.

  • This movie was soooooooo fucking gay! And Jason Stathem or how ever you spell that ugly bastards name, has starred in the most terrible movies known to man...

    Boooooooooo. And I'm not a ghost!

  • WTF.....

  • freddie wong @0:59

  • Mike Patton score owns!

  • lol on the movie they have sx in public rofl

  • CRANK - WHAT THE HECK THIS IS COOL

    CRANK 2 - WHAT THE FUCKKKK THIS IS CRAZY LOONEY TUNES

  • crap just crap

  • corridor digital and freedie wong wow zomg 

  • I like lt!!!!!!!!!

  • FREDDIE WONG! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • If you've heard of free running, Jason Statom is like "free fighting" it's just that all of his moves are just so choreograped. I HAVE to see this movie and also Crank.

  • freedie wong

  • when i saw crank 2, the first thing that came to my mind INFAMOUS

  • lol the tourettes syndrome guy is hillarious

  • Crank 2 fucking rocks and you are a pussy if don't agree with me !

    Thumbs up if you love both Crank movies !

  • did i drop some change? cause i heard a chink!

  • April past. Where's the expendables? Anyways this movie is a classic and a must buy if you like movies... but did the expendables come out already?

  • This movie made me puke in my mouth. If you don't like my opinion, bite me and move on.

  • Great Non-stop action film. Jason Statham is cutie. I loved Geri Halliwell's cameo appearance. This woman rocks!

  • ITS BEST MOVIE EVER!

  • I want those t-shirts. Anyone else?

  • French's!!!!!! Nice....

  • this movie was the trippiest thing i have ever seen. energy and random shit the whole time. a gay guy that keeps having seizures?! wtf! watch it. or better yet watch it when you're high

  • I loved Crank1 but I liked this one wayy more

  • I liked the 1 one , but the second movie IMAO sucks ...

  • Fuck That CRANK 2 ROCKS!!!!!!!!

  • You have to admit this time this actor went way bellow his standards. I used to like his movies. This one was the worst production ever for an action movie. phew it's horrible

  • Love this movie, Ive always wanted to see a shotgun shoved up a guys ass:)

  • YOu have to be in the right mood to watch this movie, kind of like when you have to be in the right mood to drink heavily or do a line of coke. Be ready to kill 90 minutes with a mindnumbing trip of outrageous over the top WTF moments. I can see why some people say it sucked, its no Forrest Gump, its meant to entertain. Sadly, entertainment for this generation has dwindled to a mangled mess of sex scenes and GTA like violence. What a bunch of degenerates we are.

  • @Sparksterfu WORD!!!

  • @Sparksterfu sometimes we NEED to see a mangled mess of sex scenes and GTA violence. It gives a good counterbalance to all the cultural and high-brow stuff like The Kings Speech.

  • the song when Amy Smart strips?????

  • Este filme tinha tudo pra ser bom, mas erraram no roteiro.....esperava que ele fosse um filme de ação e não "porno"...até pensei que estava vendo o filme errado! ...se houver um 3º por favor revejam as cenas e não apelem tanto ...não há necessidade disso, o ator é "ótimo"!

  • watch the movie in mundo mystico

  • news flash, Crank fans tend to be attractive.

  • "He's the pinnacle of manking" LMAO

  • Like their reactions ^^.

    I also think Crank was a bit better than Crank 2 : High Voltage.

    Because second one was a little over the top sometimes. But both were great:)!

  • This is a film for a specific audience,stay to films like Hangover...You don't feel it,no prob but stop blaming it for being what it makes us love it...

  • Crank1 = AWESOME, Crank 2 = SUPER AWESOME Cranks = BEST MOVIE SERIES EVER

  • i like the first a bit more

  • Nothing can beat this movie. This was the best action movie ever.

    1. 100 percent action sequences with fights, car chases, women, and explosions filled with blood and gore

    galore.

    2. You have got great porn stars like Jenna Haze and Monique Alexander

    in here and graduations of naked women.

    3. The strip club scene and the godzilla scene was over the top, kind of like an troma film. Absoutley love it.

  • the bit where he shoves the gun up the guys bum was jokes and so was the strip club scene (he shoots the boob XD)

  • jenna haze is the one that jumps over the windshield?

  • All I gotta say is... CHICKEN AND BROCCOLI!

    Great movie.

  • awesome movie i saw it on blue ray and it blew my mind, jason statham is fucking awesome

  • It was great fun, itslike lets see how much shit can get fucked up in an hour..an awesome guy movie.....if you guys liked this movie check out shoot em up with clive owen an paul giamatti, also a good movie

  • Fuck you Cheli fuckin' os!!

    HAHAHA xD cant wait for Crank 3

    Zombie Chev FTW!!

  • Wow. If you watched the first 5 minutes of the movie and thought you were supposed to take it seriously then you've got to be fucking stupid.

    It's not supposed to be taken seriously, like Planet Terror... if you didn't like it, cool. But if your gonna say IT WAS STUPID or IT SUCKED, then shut the fuck up.

  • this is a crazy cool man movie

  • This film is a guilty pleasure

  • You are the one that sucks. You people who hate this move either

    1. Have bad tase in movies

    2. Wating your time arguing

    3. Get an life

    (To: sirberner12 and who ever hates this movie)

  • maybe instread fight and bashing you should check your gramer. You know your gramerss sucks-sirberner12

  • nikitten79

    Umm. It is called having an opinon. Remember having an opinon or look up the word "opinion" into the dictornary

    The people who liked it are not idiots or stupidly retarded like the peple who hated it, they are idiots stupidly retarded for bashing it.

    If you don't like this then you are havin

    1, bad taste

    2. no life

    3. pns/ims

    4. not an fan

    People have reasons for like it, duh.

    Get an life and grow anp pair to the haters hating this. Crank 2 100 pecent fun.

  • do u mean Taste??

  • i loved crank 1. but i also hate this movie. no offence but it just seemed stupid. and it doesnt mean we have bad taste in movies. just because you like it.

  • I hated it, and ill tell u y, its not bc of the sex or how uncivilized it was its because it made no fucking sense, once somebody is dead there dead, they dont get up and run around getting jucied from energy, and u cant take someones head and make it alive again, thats wat REALLY ruined that whole movie for me was the talking head with the sceintist and shit but ill give my rating also: 2/10

  • oh come on!! since when do films have to 'make sense' to be good? did the matrix make sense? NOPE! was the terminator realistic? NO!! but they are great films.. Crank 2 is fun from start to finish, over the top craziness and really funny in places.. 8/ 10

  • THANK YOU! finally someone understands me,this film is shust for fun its not sopose to be taken seriously

  • dont take it so seriously man.....

  • "The craziest movie I've ever seen"

    I LOVED it. <3

  • it's really annoying how people "look down" on others who like this movie just because they think it's "uncivilised" and all that other crap

    I won't stop you from not liking this movie, but don't say I have bad movie taste because I enjoyed it

  • dude u dont have a bad movie taste because the movie does actually look pretty good but i thought the movie is way to short i mean it was ten min. shorter than the first

  • its funny and if your watching this is great i love all the reffrences to English slang "where's my strawberry heart" ect and its just fun. If you want to watch a serious action flick with a great plot watch Bourne Ultimatium if you want a good hour or so watch this

  • "eehht woos haught" lmao chilli head

  • first i expected it was an exterme action but i was wron.. it is but not as serious as it has to be..

  • its not a movie, its like god jacking you off

  • lol "I'd recommend it if your a... a man."

    seconded!

  • lol

  • does any 1 know the song at the strip club ?

  • Billy Squire The Stroke :)

  • sweet cream(redux) by mikle patton, u can find it on youtube

  • i just watched crank again fucking awesome movie gonna see this one soon too

  • AN ACTION PACKED, SHOOT OUT EXPLOSIVE, CRAZY FILM brought to you by mustard.

  • hahaha funniest movie ive seen in a while.

  • You dont se Crank if you looking for good acting and an amazing plot. its a funny and good action movie. "the scenes were ridiculously over the top"

    in my opinion thats just helarious. i dont think you are the type of audience this movie is ment for...

  • witch is what makes it fucking awsum.

  • Agreed LordMalice6d9 it's not that the movie was unrealistic it's just that the story line was retarded, Because there are some good unrealistic movies, but you have to be basically brainless to like this movie.

  • Umm. No one is brainless, you are.

    it is called having an opinon, look up opinon. I like this movie so fuck you.

    Hellboy 06660.

  • the crank films have the coolist effects ive ever seen in a movie.

  • I love the movie!!!

  • this movie was funny ass fuck the only problem is the ending wtf is up with the ending

  • Fucking awesome movie!

  • how is it gay! its the least gay movie ever.

  • To all of you haters on remakes and people who care to much other people's opions who hate this movie need to get an real life and stop complaing

  • ikr?! he had sex with a GIRL

  • this is just a fun no holds bar crazy action movie if you wanna watch it watch it if you dont just dont i watched it and loved

  • Hey to this is to all your haters on remakes, or people who just can't enjoy an movie about messing up. Don't understand why people give a damn about others opinions.

  • You must be one boring ass 16 year old.

  • sounds like some people are on thier period.

  • nope cause there was nothing bad about it! it fucking ruled

  • i bet they took out the people who said it was bad.

  • barulez u are ratarted this movie is the bomb it has alot of action and theres funny random shit u dont no nothing about movies

  • I liked it....until the stupid fight scene when they dress up in stupid costumes...They took it 2 far on that...

  • WTF nice pit stains

  • This is my opinion, even I might get a minus thumb, is one of the worst sequels ever made. I'm gonna back to the first Crank. Sorry, Jason, this is your worst movie.

  • movie is WEIRD as hell. There are so many weird things and random things in it its just like what the hell? What comes up with these things? but its good

  • 0:55 is so true even the first one.

  • The movie was funny from its randomness.

    Me and my freinds couldn't stop laughing after the bird blew up in the first one.

  • *drool* bai ling *drool*

  • This is what a REAL action movie looks like

  • this movie was POOOORN !

  • yeah i know i freaking watched this with my dad and grandpa and it was so akward so much freaking sex it was akward

  • yeaaah i watched it with my dad too, thankfully he was doing something else during the horse race.

  • I love this film so crazy, funny and sexy

    Love it i hope Crank 3 will be come soon love it

  • haha! go watch ur twilight then faggot

  • Twilight would've been better than this apocalyptic load of crap! Twilight had a plot (albeit shitty and totally geared towards lonely teen girls), this... oh wait, what happened in this movie? They ran around from strip club to brothel and everywhere in between, doing nothing. Most boneheaded plot ever.

    "Holy shit, did you see that horse dick? I love this movie!" Fucking great, makes me want to drink ipecac for whatever the duration of this fuckfest of a movie.

  • I agree what a fucking little girl only faggot dipshits read and watch Twilight

  • This movie is beyond retarded! This movie is complete garbage.. I think jason stathom is a great actor when it come to action flicks.. But this just went way beyond the stupid meter! The acting was just horrible!

  • did he say about crank 3? cool :)

  • The movie was pretty bad ass, sex was overdone, don't see what's wrong with stathom's acting?

  • FUCK ALL OF YOU ITS BAD ASS

  • I want to punch people when they say this movie is good and when they say that the first one is good. The acting is horrible and the concept is ridiculous. Jason Statham needs to go back to stuff like Snatch or just quit, he is in horrible films.

  • he makes fucking nice movies.. but of couse i dont think you like it then you got a pussy

  • No not really. I just dont have a lust for him like you do and anyone with a brain could tell you that this movie is retarded. This looks like something vin diesel would be in.

  • retarded means stupid. So I am saying this movie is stupid basically becuase it is stupid. Stupid in a movie case means it is bad

  • you all suck .___. and don't say know bla your retarded etc... in fact im not stupid or something i just switch off and enjoy the movie... just do the same and...suprise suprise the movie would be fantastic for you :)

  • i mean olny the people which doesnt like the movie :)

  • If you thought the first one was bad why did you see the second one? dumbass. This movie isn't for mainstream cock faces who like x men and star trek or any other completely unoriginal piece of shit scooped out from the underwear of consumerism

  • I like the second one better. Fuck you. Its called have an fucking opinion.

  • to jmillpoppy. Its callled having an opion all of you haters need to get an real life. So I guess you want to punch me becuase I like an movie. Fuck you.

  • this movie's retarded. The first one is definitely superior. The SEX has gone overboard in this one!

  • sounds nice

  • WTF his hair is high

  • this movie is a piece of shit.i have a free copy of it&i couldnt even watch 30 mins of it.its really that bad.just total nonsense garbage

  • anyone thout that the sex sceane was really fucked up

  • the movie was cheesy, the guy he kills at the end, his brother has is head in abox keeping him alive with tubes. It was almost like they maid the ending the way it was just to say fuck you to the critics.

  • worst haircut

  • he looks like a retarted mr.bean.

  • Holy shit that is so fucked up and so true

  • I think he's trying to give himself some height with the hair too

  • you kids are just haters cause it wasn't a classy picture like the piano, or the crying game, it was action packed and just a cool piece of entertainment

  • THANK YOU!!!

  • Those are some dumbass people. This was honestly the worst movie of all time. If you like this your living proof the world is gettin dumber.

  • he's the pinnacle of m..mm...mankind

  • hey plz help i want to knw the song were lemon starts to strip

  • love this movie

  • The movie is great... you just have to stick with it, starts of a bit wierd.

  • 1:49

    that's Chester from linkin park!!!!!!

  • thats what i was just saying dude. hahaha.