Macbook Pro Kernel Panic

[yahoochat]

i had same problem, got restore at end( reinstall os x) took me 12 hour with wifi

[Herpy1000]

Windows crashes, Macs Crashes, even Linux and BSD. No one is safe from crashes.

[dragonballblader23]

That is fake kernel panic 4 languages. The real on is five. That is just a screensaver dummy.

[smario3500]

@dragonballblader23 this was Mac OS 10.4,

10.6 got 5 languages.

[steven2405]

mine doesn't even come past the whitescreen..

[rickman460]

Well.. better than a crappy Windows bluescreen :)

[Mchlngy4]

I got a lucky Mac, you got a BEEP mac.

[rtanyer226]

Format the hard drive with window washer disk erase

[dreadly101]

Press option command P and R and reset your nvram

[Quaker763]

@iGarthi yes, the NT (not called Windows) Kernel can sure crash. Let's take Vista into consideration. The drivers were causing all the hassles. That's an example of the kernel crashing(drivers are loaded in kmode)

[Aviator14]

I thought macs werent supposed to crash

[jvpython]

@Aviator14 Any software can crash. You gotta be naive to believe otherwise. But Macs definitely crash less often than Windows.

[MetalShreader]

One of the biggest reasons Mac's don't crash OFTEN is it's based on BSD Unix, which is very stable.

[MagicSysRqKey]

@MetalShreader OSX is based on some Shit made out of FreeBSD, NetBSD and Mach!

[Alfrey619]

@MetalShreader >macs dont crash often

>description "Brand new Macbook Pro crashing... 6th time in a row."

Windows wouldn't crash that much (i have never had a crash tbh though) if it wasnt for badly coded 3rd party software causing the crashes.

[jordanjayz23]

LOL.. SHOULD HAVE USED WINDOWS.

[emewify]

@jordanjayz23 kernel panics are not that common and windows has been plagued with the bsod forever....on a side note im not a mac or a windows user

[Mchlngy4]

HAHA!

[jro9001]

macs shouls at least tell u y they crashed like windows does

[alibrovidz]

@jro9001 It can't idiot, it's based on Unix..

[jro9001]

@alibrovidz i said it SHOULD! idiot do u know that they should find a way to show how it happened so they wont have to keep sending it when they dont know what the problem is. they will think they fixed it and just send it back to u thats y they sould

[iGarthi]

Two males in a dark lit room watching a lonely movie(before the crash) sitting close to each other. For those that thought the saying "Mac users are gay" was just a figure of speech, here's your proof!

[emewify]

@iGarthi windows sucks more than mac.... i don't use either one of those two operating systems

[iGarthi]

@emewify In terms of operating systems, Windows is better.

[emewify]

@iGarthi how do you figure? and like i said i don't use either one of those two

[iGarthi]

@emewify I've used them both. OSX is okay, though a bit hard for me to navigate when i first tried it, it's okay, nothing spectacular. Just an eye candy OS with an eye candy design.

[emewify]

@iGarthi fair enough linux is what i use (fedora 14 to be exact)

[iGarthi]

@emewify I've only tried Ubuntu.

[emewify]

@iGarthi im not a ubuntu fan at all even less now that they're using unity... i really like debian though

[Darthvies]

@iGarthi Any OS that is based on UNIX is going to be more stable. I am 18 now and have used Windows for most of that time. I have used Linux for about 3 years now. How many BSOD's did I get with Windows? Lost count, too many. How many times have I had kernel panic? Once..today. Due to bad hardware. UNIX is the way forward.

[iGarthi]

@Darthvies I've had alot of issues with Linux, Ubuntu giving me a black screen. The only times I've gotten a fatal error screen from Windows is with bad hardware(as you claim your Linux does). What you fail to understand is that a WIndows fatal error is never the fault of the Windows kernal itself, blew a hole through your logic.

[MagicSysRqKey]

@iGarthi You don't even know what Linux is! Linux is just a Kernel! How many times did the Kernel crashed on your Ubuntu? The most problems/crashes with GNU/Linux Systems resuls in non GNU/Linux Software (Like X.org)

[matt5565ify]

poor mac. =( im geting a macbook pro soon.

[MicrosoftBratz1234]

cold

[hulk239239]

help ive got 2 things called kernal_task and kernal event are they bad how do i get rid of them?

[DuncanScott100]

Reinstall mac os x

[HyperSuperSonicTails]

Macs=Scam is Macs Backwards

[Super1337haxer]

@HyperSuperSonicTails Pc=cp cp is child porn. PC=Child Porn

[iGarthi]

@Super1337haxer That is just dumb.

[aziliks]

get a pc! geez

[TheRedshirtBoy]

@aziliks Actually, OS X crashes a lot more rarely than any other operating system out there. He's computer is faulty, that's why it's crashing.

[aziliks]

what is a kernel?

[codeythesilent]

@aziliks

the core of any OS.

[MrNumeroid]

lol Macs = shit

[Crashbndcoot121]

@MrNumeroid So true

[jtwith]

@MrNumeroid lol all computers = capable of crashing

[juankrlox]

blue screen of deaaaaaaaaaath

[heinzsg]

i crash my balls on ur ass !!!!

[the747videoer]

*sits and logs in*

kernel: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

kernel panic... get it?

[cspj12]

for anyone who may compare the reliability of computer to say a car or other industrial product. Think about the hundreds of millions... perhaps more likely billions of transistors that must be working perfectly for your computer to work. Anything that is made in such large numbers has a relatively high failure rate. they are only made by humans, after all.

[weeowey]

Crap different

Lol

[bg048]

and they say that macs dont crash.

[Franchan10]

@bg048

who said that

[sleepyboyproduction]

just give me the laptop.... I want it

[vaibzzz123]

OK, Installing Kalyway OS X on a pc is different but this.....?

[GenoSkill]

First of all, why the fuck are you using a gay Mac shit.

Linux FOREVER.

[Fille966]

@GenoSkill linux, pfft

[miasmablk]

@Fille966 oh yes mac's are clearly superior as demonstrated by this video..

[IpH0n3BIACH]

It's a PowerBook G4 17" and Same Shit, Different Toilet.

[rockerojuan]

I guess the over priced hardware does not make up for the bucks you threw away.

[repasiv]

macs are for the people who have no clue how to fix a computer.... btw in the most cases sits the problem right in front of the computer.

[mattyman17]

@repasiv so you're saying that if you know how to fix a broken computer, then you should get a computer that breaks down regularly. yeah ok then buddy..

[numba1netsfan]

@mattyman17 thats not what he was saying your just to dumb to understand. And lol I have had computers ranging from the 90s to the present and neither of them have "broke down" regularly.

[experimental0000]

that still is lame though. I mean it was even taken into an apple repair place to get fixed. I mean it's not like it was a d.i.y. thing.

[Babkockdood]

A slowly dropping translucent shade of gray. That's some forboding shit right there.

[MrAnonymous9898]

hehehehehehe fail wail watch the grey screen appear in slowmo

[beteigeuze1314]

that's why macs suck.. if they crash, they do it wrong.

[skeetajohnson]

The point is that Mac faithfuls say this shit doesn't happen. AT ALL.

[TheCompyshop]

oh well, you get what you paid for xD

[luke19099]

I like a window saying "I WANT MY PRIVACY BITCH" And it does a kernal panic lol!

[manuelaparis]

now italians speak english weaked team

[cookingboy3]

The new iCrash, always from Apple. :D

[bravoguy30]

Does that only happen to macs or have Windows ever experienced that?

[MrCadefulp]

@bravoguy30 Windows has it's own type of kernel panic called the BSoD ( Blue Screen Of Death ). It's mostly caused by the user's stupidity ( although macfags always use the "LOLOLOL WINDOWS ALWAYS HAS BSOD LOLOLOLOL" ). Kernel panics can also be caused by the user's stupidity, but on the case of macs, you don't have to do SHIT before it happens. Linux also has kernel panics which are again, mostly caused by the user's stupidity.

[DjDTMProductions]

Should a punched it like I did to mine.

[Rubiksguy97]

are you sure it's "brand new"

[cosminmocan]

proof mac are made by humans

[TheDevilsClaw]

I got a Kernel Panic Yesterday.

[MultiMasterlucas]

At least when Macs crash it's cooler then a PC. Hahahahaha

[pfpdoodlez2009]

@MultiMasterlucas Than a what? Did you mean Windows? Linux? Mac OS? A PC is a personal computer. If a Mac isn't a PC then What is it? Certainly not a personal computer then. hehe :P

But I agree with your comment.

[MrCadefulp]

@MultiMasterlucas Hope you're trolling.

[bombach007]

better buy a apple macbook PRO

[Dudex58]

@bombach007 so broken comp buy more expensive junk.lol

AThats retarded. I recommend he buy an hp, and add his own graphics card, sata drive, fans, windows now provides a free anti virus. And it all cost less than a mac. Can u say pawned. Checkmate.

[purpledoc]

i thought macs don't have any problems like this? at least that's what all the iTards say

[ApocalypticMeatloaf]

i got it once. wasn't a big deal for me, I just restarted it and it worked :P

[daisypeachy]

update your adobe flash

[jaketechwizard]

re install os

[Droogface]

>> apple

Found your problem.

[Eav8152]

how did u fix it? my friends is doing the same

[URFAIRYGODMODER]

well thats why i dont buy thiese crappy comps i rather build mine the last one i built lasted 7 years i without hardware problems or viruses and i just replaced it cuz it was too old

[MAZZ0Murder]

isn't there a way around this without reinstalling OS X?

[SuperNumber19]

@dmp2495 Lol as you can see., software ain't so different if it crashes and makes you force quit, anything I never had to force quit on my dell studio.

[SuperNumber19]

@dmp2495 Lol Dmp what's the difference? You just reversed it. (:p)

[MetroidPrimefan1]

Without a doubt its os X. just reinstall it. its easy. Tiger was know for having the most kernel panics in a Mac OS. it was still rare. Anyway its an easy fix and At least kerenl panics just make you restart and thats it. in a PC, youre screwed if you get a blue screen

[halo45121]

Brings me back to my hackintosh days. *sniff*

[jameswx09]

Haha look in my videos, I've had a Linux Kernel Panic with Ubuntu before.

[1momerat99]

yeah me too i was changing ram when it happened i wonder if its hardware

[berkeliumk]

Mac users must learn not to blame an OS for every system crash. Anything can cause a system to crash, like a damaged soundcard, a buggy pirated software or a poorly designed software.

[rodolfocorona]

it look like a software error, try tu re install the OS and make a test if it continue the same error try it in ebay fixing guys

[MrWicked014]

wheres the sound?

[WarOfTheKnights]

15 seconds and it dies.

[hkasuki]

wow.. glad I didn't buy this Macbook.. was going to get it but at the last minute decided to get an Asus Windows 7 lappy instead... not a single solitary crash at all and I've been running it every day since January 21st.

[Regunirun]

I feel for you.

Having to lie, AND regret a mistake.

[1momerat99]

i got an asus eee pc 10000ha and i run it like a workhorse i am very impressed with asus quality

[hl2vshalo2]

if only mac users really knew about the deep unix like system under that ever so feminine GUI

[BeetleChunks]

there is a good lesson to be learned here...don't download porn

[GameCubeFan99]

lol good lesson

[jameswx09]

@barrybob32. where would i get one?

[jameswx09]

Mac Books are expensive. I want to get one someday but I wouldn't want mine to crash like this lol. You know the Linux distro gOS looks like a cheap rip off of Mac lol. Almost same login, same dock, same top bar. Well that's because Linux they both look-alike but gOS tried to really copy.

[barrybob32]

@jameswx09 id reccomend you get an old macbook because it costs 100$ to make the 13 inch macbook pro, and 150$ to make the 17 inch which costs 2700$ last time i checked.  youd really be better off getting an older model, maybe a year older. theyre only slightly slower but can be picked up for much less.

[OmegaDuck77]

it crashed 6 times?! i would say your macbook is screwed.

[MrAnonymous9898]

hahaahahahahahaahahahahaahahah­ahahaahhaahhaahahahahaahahahah­ahahhaa! sucked in. I have a kernel panic screensaver if you guys want it!

[rodrigoloko77]

i want it :)

[Epsand]

Don't just sit there and record it panic, SLAP IT HARD AND SCREAM CALM DOWN!!!!!!~!!

[rodrigoloko77]

macs are better then pc's because them 2 can do the same but mac without lethal virus and better design off course.

[MexicanSunflower]

Your a fool sir.

[SuperNumber19]

you my friend are a retard.. macs+pc's=same shit different toilet.

[pfpdoodlez2009]

@SuperNumber19 mac+pc=mac because a mac is a PC (personal computer) I'm pretty sure you were referring to Windows i guess. :\

[deathspenalty]

@SuperNumber19 yea only the pc toiled doesent guarrantee indestructibility in their adds

[KioskHacking]

@SuperNumber19 WIN.

[SuperNumber19]

@KioskHacking hahahaha thanx in fact most product from other companies turn out better than apple products for example.. youtube..

blackberry playbook is to be calld the Ipad killer it comes with two cameras man!! one is 3.5 megapixels and the other in the back is a 5. megapixel!! has a duo core!! processor!! the ipad only has one! and and and, multi touching has flash AND, you can hook it up to your blackerry account if you have telephone service with a blackerry. XD apple sucks lol

[KioskHacking]

@SuperNumber19 It looks pretty damn good! Hell I though the HP Slate was going to be an iPad killer but this Blackberry product just might take the cake..as far as TRUE multitasking goes I would say the Slate but the Playbook might be #1 for mobilization!

[GenoSkill]

@SuperNumber19 mac or windows + linux = same toilet different shit.

[linuxpowerification]

@SuperNumber19

if you compare laptops,on the desktop side pc is far superior.

[Time123123]

only time ive gotten kernal panic was on my hackintosh, none of my two macs have gotten one

[girlsdrinkfeck]

hardware failure lol , apple , compaq , dell or hp , theyll break or mayabe not

[boomerang2455]

@girlsdrinkfeck i have compaq and its only got BSOD 2 times,no fatal crashes

[girlsdrinkfeck]

@boomerang2455 yh , i got a compaq 615 , had it since december works very well and was very cheap and has ati graphics and dual core :)

[macbookie2]

the spainish comio sempre haciendole el rridiculo

[Ticomfreak]

Replace your Hard drive!!!

Windows > Linux

Linux > Mac

:)

[motyuilp]

Tonto no es cierto

[queentrissa]

I have a few extra cables. I bought one thinking that my wii could work with it, turns out it doesn't lol... It's just my luck, when I buy something, something new and better comes out or I have to buy something extra for it haha (or worse, buying something extra and finding out you don't need it).

[batezippi]

just reinstall..

[queentrissa]

lol =x This is why when I buy any type of computer, I don't buy at the apple store, because of the only 1 year warranty. I have 3 years on top of apple 1 year from going somewhere else.

[acynnon]

I make my own PC's .. lol

[queentrissa]

I was talking about mac=x but yeah, I build my own PC with custom parts. I don't use it anymore after discovering mac=P

[acynnon]

I know you were :) I use PC because im a Gamer and I just like Windows.. just my preference ..

[queentrissa]

Yeah, that's exactly why I didn't get a mac before, but now that is supports games lag free, and I can run windows on my mac.... I fell for mac.

[acynnon]

Im not trying to be an ass or anything just wondering: Can it support older games like Doom, Daggerfall (Dos) blah blah.. lol you get the idea.. all the old games from like windows 95 and Dos... Daggerfall is a fun game and I recently just started playing it again.

[queentrissa]

pretty much everything you can do, I can do lol. I don't even use my actual PC anymore. Actually only problem I found is the small discs.. which I only have 1 of, but I can't put it in my macbook.

[acynnon]

Interesting.. Although im sure the higher end games might put up more a challenge for you to run ;P (Games like Crysis on High settings or Oblivion with MAX settings ETC.)

[queentrissa]

I'll let you know when I try it =P. I have tried a few games on here, and it was completely lag free for me (steam games like css). I can really only speak for the new macbook pro, because that is my only real experience with mac. Even running on "better battery life".

[acynnon]

If you don't mind.. what are the spec's on it?

[queentrissa]

Not at all. Sadly, I just bought mine a few months ago, and there is already new ones out. Mine has Intel Core 2 Duo; 4GB memory (you can choose 4 or 8); 500GB hard drive (which has a lot of choices, obviously), 2.66GHz, NVIDIA GeForce 9400M + 9600M. I kept everything pretty basic but the hard drive. There is also better options available (like solid-state drive). Plus the longer battery than usual laptops.

I'm not an actual expert, just so you know lol..

[acynnon]

Pretty nice .. My PC Is a AMD Phenom II X4 965 Black edition (3.4GHz standard Oc'd at 4 atm) 6GB DDR3, 500 GB HD, and a Radeon HD4850. And im on a 24'' LCD monitor but I could be on a 52'' .. but that's reserved for my Xbox ;)

[queentrissa]

Nice. I can't even remember the exact specifics of my PC. I built it with complete custom parts, not even a year ago (my motherboard before that fried). My PC has a 24" LCD monitor but my 52" plasma is reserved for television=P and my wii and PS3. I've been looking into getting an xbox... I heard some guys bragging of gears of war, might try it out.

[acynnon]

The processor in my PC just came out a week or two ago so it's pretty damn fast.. lol Gears of war is amazing as well .. gory hehe. Now that the 360 Elite's dropped in price the time couldn't be better to get one.. but you gotta buy a HDMI cable seperate now instead of it coming bundled with it :(.

[Desterado]

All these comments are dumb. It's brand new. Take it to the Apple store and if they cannot fix the issue they will replace it for free for up to a year without AppleCare.

If you paid 50 dollars you got scammed, went to a scammy place, or don't know your rights as outlined in the warranty.

[manicjupiterflute]

Yah, you're right. Anyone with a mac who pays to have someone look at it is a complete FOOL!

Just take to the apple store. Easy as pie.

[Desterado]

You're a fucking idiot.

I said to take it the Apple store because if the computer was "brand new" it would be covered. Why the hell would you take a brand new car to anyone but a dealer to get fixed? The computer was under warranty, so Apple would fix it for free.

So...no....anyone who pays to have someone look at an Apple computer isn't a fool. Someone who has a warranty and pays to get it looked at is a fool.

[manicjupiterflute]

reset ur PRAM.

[manicjupiterflute]

Dude, all you need to do is delete & reinstall ur operating system. Simple as pie. Put the disc that came w/ur mac in the optical drive, power on the computer & hold down the "C" key BEFORE the chime sounds. You just have corrupted system files. Trust me, I took apple's technician training & could be a genius if the stores near me were hiring for geniuses.

[manicjupiterflute]

Also, after you start up your computer with the install disc and you are at the screen with the purple aurora background (if u have leopard) or whatever screen with the top menu bar, click on "utilities" the click "disc utility" and then click "verify disc" If it doesn't pass, then click "Repair disc." If it repairs, go ahead and do a full delete and reinstallation of the operating system. Message me if u have questions or call 1800 MY APPLE.

[haril007]

well then tell me if you're such a genius, even after me doing up to 3 new installs, why am i still having this issue?

[manicjupiterflute]

do apple hardware test.

[Desterado]

This shows how little you know. Without seeing the log records of what caused the kernel panic you have no way of knowing what caused it. Sure the files could be corrupted, but it could be a few other things.

I'm glad you're not a Genius at an Apple store.

[manicjupiterflute]

How ignorant are you?? Somewhere in these comments, I said to boot the computer in VERBOSE mode to see exactly where the problem starts in the startup process. I didn't spend no 325 bucks to not have the knowledge I have about apple computers.

[ORUPRANKSTAZ]

At least yours makes it that far. Mine hits the error at boot.

And you shouldn't have had to spend $50 if you'd bought an AppleCare warranty, or the warranty available from BestBuy (which I'm told is actually good for these things).

I'm backing up my data via their technician machine and having it fixed. Bad logic board and video controller. This is my 3rd thing to go wrong in less than 2 years. Macs are great.. it's just my dumb luck, I guess. Happened with my dreamcast too...

[stickyslide]

I bought my first mac around 1 year ago, and I havent had 1 crash yet, not even a little laggy, those guys just have some bad luck lol

[TheWhale55]

well, not me. i got a dell studio

[MrCoolguy6273]

i get the same error!!!!!!

[MrCoolguy6273]

i know its fucking bullshit i paid near 2000 grand (cad) like last month and mine keeps crashing and shit fuck its pissing me off.

[dushawnthedon]

to stop kernel panic put your stat up disk1 in that came with your computer and hold down c when you hear the mac sound. it works

[navarroj88]

Oh that was a lot of help...why dont you post solutions instead of just your problems dumbass

[assassinscreedYUM]

It's youtube, people post videos of themselves lighting their farts on fire.

[Ortanith]

How can he post a solution when he has no diagnostic codes to follow? He also noted spending 50 bucks to get it fixed and it was still crashing.

[dallasjeepmaster]

Well ive got a Dell with Vista and it works amazing and has never crashed so suck on that mac dudes.

PS i can play games

[NathanR38]

Well, you suck dick, sir. My Mac Has Not Crashed Once and I've had it about 15 years, my new one, is even better and still hasn't crashed