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  • Wow! Like so many other posters on here this video has just brought my childhood memories back! I must of been 8 or 9 years in 1993/94, a big big thank you

  • i used to love the action figures :-D

  • Wow childhood returns arghhh :)

  • bought junkman and this shit came with him on vhs

  • @DJPelckerson I had this too, was awesome

  • I remember my dad buying this for me on VHS at a Shell gas station when I was 5 or 6. I'm 24 now and got nostalgic today, so I'm glad I found this. "You bet your lugnuts!"

  • Man the junkman didnt scare, Horst freaked me out

  • *cries manly tears*

  • I remember watching this with my brother when we were kids, haha, good times.

  • I used to have this on video! Fucking love it!

  • So, the head you created was PURE EVIL, and you keep it in a glass dome, out in the open, where ANYONE can access it?

    Perfect logic, Dr. Sub

  • Just found this on VHS at home.. so much nostalgia!

  • Nostalgic! I have no clue how I got into this as a kid but I remember having this movie, the SNES game, Slick and Bull (and his truck) action figures. Thanks for the upload!

  • OMG!!! I thought this was just a lost memory of my childhood. Thank the good lord above for Youtube!

  • The puns... I LOVE IT!!!! XD

  • my now favorite movie! <3

  • Junkman straight up terrified me as a child. Still does. DAT VOICE.

    I always wanted a Hubcat

  • and Slick and Spice suppose to be Vince and Larry from the PSAs?

  • OH MY GOD! I STILL HAVE THIS ON VHS!!!!!!!!!

  • I used to watch this seriously every day after kindergarten!!!!!

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  • i still love this fucking movie!

  • the junkman is 1 scary motherfucka

  • aw man..... i used to have the airplane that exploded into like 10 pieces ...... ahh childhood

  • got this vhs tape and it came with an action figure i think it was junkman

  • got this vhs tape and it came with an action figure i think it was junkman

  • Oo Holy cow.... I thought I dreamed this

  • IT'S TORSO NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND

  • I think I have it somewhere. Gotta find it.

  • I remember you bought the VHS of this and got a free 'Ted' figure with a 'torso 9000' body.

  • HOLY FUCK IT'S BEEN YEARS!

  • "merciful mufflers!!" best line in any tv show ever!

  • i have this on video, jealous?

  • @twizy123 so do i hehe, cant find it though :(

  • 3:07 i remeeeeember this heaaaaaad!!!!

    I was a bit afraid of it. And of the professor.

    I think i had the car! i'm so gonna search it tomorrow xD

  • holy crap i watched this as a kid... wonder if i still have the video

  • More evidence that the 1990s was the best decade in the history of the universe. Man, you can't go back, can you? :(

  • Wow, Talk about the memories flooding back , thanks for taking us back in time to our childhood, the good old days

  • 8:55 'but i need my body, its got my arms and legs on it!' classic! thanks to the uploader who dug this out for us all to enjoy again!

  • ♫ through thick and thin, Slick and Spin get the job done ♫

    classic!

  • i watched this all the time as a kid & sooty! ahhh to be a kid again! :)

  • Omg I remember this.....good times!!!

  • I almost forgot about this show, i forgot how simple the animation is lol

  • duddddddddddddddddde, i had this movie! awesome.

  • this takes me back ^.^

  • When I was just a Young'n and these where the best things out, my family couldn't afford them, so mum tired her best and got me some cheap rip-offs from the shops, and they where the best things ever. Then a while later, I think it was for my 5th birthday, she got me the real deal, the Ted figure which came with this. So much nostalgia, so much fucking win.

  • I remember this WAY too well for not seeing it in almost 15 years.

  • Oh man...today I finally realized my dream. After collecting for twenty years, I finally bought the last Dummy I needed to complete the entire line. Crash ATV with Flip (Black and Yellow dummy with white and red trim) mint in box. It cost me a pretty penny...but it was worth it. I'd been lurking eBay for nearly 10 years and never saw it once. Finally found it in a collectors shop. Now I have the entire line of the first run (Incredible versions) mint in box. Every single figure and vehicle made.

  • So now I need to start getting all the pro-tek ones...I'm only about halfway there on those. I've always imagined there is probably nobody on earth who owns every single one complete with the box and instructions to each still....I want to be that person!!!

  • wow.....the childhood memories are coming back.....I still have this on VHS somewhere!

    You know, for 1992, this isn't terrible computer animation.

  • Man you have no idea how long ago i gave up on trying to find this video... thank you soooo much

  • haha i still have the vhs that came with the toys

  • This would have been less funnier if I hadn't watched KingCornholio's poop on this. Too bad he's suspended now. =[

  • Any else think the short first bit of the theme tune sounds like Genesis by Justice?

  • Oh god the nostalgia when they said "Crash . . . crash . . . dummies."

  • wow I did not expect to see anything relating to this old cartoon show, it's sure been a while.

  • Incredible Crash Dummies Movie: 90% Horrible Puns

  • 90s puns...

  • Ugh I forgot its so ugly and terrible looking.

  • Man, I wish they made Horst, Dr Zubb, and crash bugs figures. Haha

  • I still have the VHS of this. I love it.

  • OMG! Greatest. Upload. Ever.

  • if only there was a series

  • i must have watched this 100 times when I was about 7/8

  • I wouldn't exactly call it a film. It appeared to be a failed pilot for a TV series.

  • @writerpatrick Given the advancement of CGI we have now (in 2010), could it still be possible for a series like this?

  • thanks for uploadin

    haven't seen this in years

  • OMG THE TORSO 9000!!!!! I had a ton of crash dummies

  • Oh man good memories!

  • I used to have two copies of the version with all of the scenes you are missing (Bomb test, Junkman using the arcade machine to control the planes, etc) but sadly both tapes are long long gone. I hope to get my hands on those rare figures again to get the tape

  • It is so 1993 all over again. Thanks for the upload. Childhood memories revisited FTW.

  • Wow, good shit!

  • Ich schmeiß mich weg! Das war früher zu geil!

  • holy fuck I watched this so many times as a kid and completely forgot about it.

    I knew exactly what they were going to say HNNNNG the nostalgia is killing me

  • Despite the bad puns, this is, for one of the very first CGI films, a very excellent movie!

  • i remember this tape coming with one of the toys

  • So many bad puns xD

  • that head at 3:38 used to always scare me when i was little lol im 13

  • *throws guy in recycle bin*

    "thats terrible!"

    "your right slick that bin is for recyclable paper only."

    lol

  • is there a download link to this movie?

  • Other people have posted this, but this is NOT the Original version of the VHS. Two scenes are missing out of this. In the opening scene Bull and Spare Tire are testing out bomb proofing the presidents limo. In the middle of the movie, there is a scene where Slick and Spin are flying the crash planes, when Junkman intercepts the signal through an Arcade Machine, and causes Slick and Spin to crash. It is right before the part where Slick ejects Spin out of bed.

  • At 6:51. looks like the terminator

  • wow i seriously forgot what this show was about but i remember that it was a show and toys.

  • Wow, I thought I was the only person who remembered this. I'll admit though, being 4 at the time I saw it, I really don't remember anything about the show/movie except it was done in CGI and it was about Crash Test Dummies. Lol. I also had a toy from this line. It was an orange motorcycle with a side car that fell apart when you "crash" it and two figures came with it.

  • Wait a minute I never realized this was written by Savage Steve Holland! That part isn't in the VHS version! If you don't know he's the one that drew all of the Whammy's on the 80's gameshow Press Your Luck. He also did the animation in the awesome 80's movie Better Off Dead

  • I miss the toys and the movie. I used to have the crash taxi and a few crash dummies. They were the only toys I played with when I was little. Man I wish they would remake them. lol

  • Does anyone know where I can buy this movie?

    I use to own the movie when I was little, but I guess I lost it, and I really miss watching it.

    If you know anywhere I can buy it please tell me.

  • @PunkStar6661 i have been thinking of putting the vhs movie i have of this movie on ebay, only thing missing is the box cover, but i have to make sure that the vhs tape isnt ruined or anything wrong with it

  • @qwertyboyo Wah really?!?!?! That would be awesome ^^ I really don't care about the cover. I didn't have the box cover for my movie either haha

  • I use to watch this movie all the time when i was young. i don't know what happened to my movie, but i have to buy this movie again. Even know i love it.

  • I had a HUGE Incredible Crash Dummies Toy collection... I was obsessed with them... Derrell was my favorite! But of course who could forget the junkbots... I had them all... the day I learned they discontinued those toys was when my childhood ended. :(

  • I'm willing to bet I have the best collection of these toys of anyone in the world - being an only child I nearly had and still have nearly everything in the entire line outside of the ultra rare Protek 2 and Racing ones. I still have the Taxi, Lawn Mower w/ Wack, Go Kart, Crash Chopper and Cycle, Crack Ups Dolls, all mint and unopened in box. I still have the original Slick, Spin, Daryl, and Spare Tires all in the original package those I opened them so the plastic still hangs on the card

  • I've got the citgo figures and comic books, one of them still has all the coupons in it (expired back in 1992, I can still remember when the Jiffy Mart in my old hometown had the giant billboard advertising the figures) I've got the flip over truck and junkbot wrecker I've even got the junkyard. Never had the Crash Test Center though, always wanted that. I've still got the Red and Blue cars, but only the blue one is still perfectly working. Crash n Bash chair, Plane, Boxed NES game, i was a fan!

  • Just something about remembering going to Toys R Us as a five year old back in 1992, back in those days that store kicked so much ass, between the giant SNES and Gameboy kiosks, the lego aisle, then I remember the Crash Dummies were always at the end of the aisle facing the registers at their height. Chicago Bulls and Portland Blazers....Grunge rock scene....Nickelodeon was the shit....man what good times to be a kid

  • In the description of this video it lists that this was released on VHS with the Ted action figure. There was also a Purple and Gold version of Junkman that came out at the same time and it had the tape two. I had them both, so i had two copies of this tape, but both of them ended up being eaten in VCRs, so glad this can still be found on Youtube.

    I used to look these things up on eBay quite a bit in the early 2000's and once in a while you'd see an auction for those figures unopened...rare now

  • I definitely think the original line of figures were the better ones, but the vehicles were better in the pro-tek line. But hands down the original action figures were the best ones. I particularly like the five that only came with vehicles. Axel the green one with glasses and Dash the yellow one with the bullseye on his head are the common ones, but Wack, Flip, and J.R. are ultra rare. I have Wack unopened in the box with the Lawn Mower, but have never seen a Flip or J.R. with my own eyes

  • I remenber this movie perfectly, but I saw this film in spanish, I want to get in this language and hope have lucky, :(

  • My god I used to watch this when I was 5 years old! I'm 20 now but this brings back memories! I probably have the VHS somewhere. Frickin' loved the toys!

  • i used to watch this all the time, i had the toys and everything, i cant belive any1 still remembers this lol.

  • Ooohhh my God!!! I'm gonna cry. I was 5 or 6 when I watched this movie. I used to watch it every single saturday on my parents' VHS when they weren't at house. So cool and funny. AWESOME!!! I love TED =)

    Good memories...!!! Now, I'm 19, almost 20 and I felt like the first time!!!

  • I hope they have this on DVD.

  • wow

  • holy shit this is nostalgia to the max. I used to watch this all the time as a kid, the last time I saw it was probably back in 95'. I'm sure I still have it on VHS lying around somewhere in my house. The animation looks so dated now but I still remember just about everything that happens. It's amazing how different you view things as a kid then you do when you're more mature. God I miss my childhood.

  • I have a plush toy of Spin.

  • AWESOME.

    Watched this soo many times as a kid... Loved the toys they broke too easily though....

  • i got this free, on vhs, years ago with crash dummies toy, cool.

  • man this film scared the clean shit out of me as a child

  • i love this show; my friends and i used to play with the figures/cars all the time; i loved this movie too. thanks for the upload!

  • i wish thay made more dummys stuff :,(

  • Thanx 4 posting this up! I ain't seen this since 93 when I was 8 and I used to have almost all the Crash Dummies toys. This is funnier than a lotta this crap that's on nowadays!

  • Oh wow. YouTube is amazing for nostalgia like this.

    Thanks immensely for uploading! I think I've still got the VHS tape of this up in the attic somewhere.

  • sure remind me of my childhood, thanks for uploading it :D

  • Ohuu ! i remember every second of this !

    Watched the german vhs over 100 times

    my toy from that just broke too easy D:

    /d

  • Isn't that the point?

  • this is the bearing of my childhood lol

  • YEAH DUDE!!!

    I used to watch this over and over!

    Thats how funny it is.

    I can still say the same at age 23!

  • I got my first orgasm when I saw this as a kid!

  • jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajajajaja

    I haven't seen this movie for a long-long time!

    SO MANY YEARS!

    Crash Dummies kick ass!

  • GENIUS

  • oh my word!! This definitely takes me back

  • lyrics intro please

  • good times

  • good times good times

  • I got this tape for Christmas forever ago. It was my favorite gift that year, came with a dummy. Ted didn't have the torso though, it was just a cool green and black protect suit. Thinking about the plot though...how did they stop the dread head the first time it broke out ? And all the wrongdoings that happen in this episode can be blamed on a foreigner ?

    This show had limitless potential.

  • I remember this episode, I found it as a video tape at a thrift store. When I saw it, there was an extra beginning scene with Bull and Spare Tire tesing the presidental limo, I guess that scene was just an extra and exclusively added for laughs.

  • My copy of the film on the tape that came with my Ted figure had that not-shown scene you mentioned in it.

  • Wow! I haven't seen this in years! I had the VHS that came with Ted and watched it so much it was barely watchable from fading.

  • this shit used to bring me to tears, so good!

  • my childhood dream was to wear the torso 9000

  • This is my childhood right here. Bad puns and needless violence.

  • I remember seeing this at preschool. The bad guy scared me, so I had to go behind the TV and into the kitchen. Yes, there was a kitchen in the classroom. Go figure.

  • 7:32 haaha i used to watch this over and over when i was a kid. I even knew all the lines.

  • i still have the VHS of this

  • Had this video way, way back! :D

    I too lost the action figure, but I think I've still got the car somewhere...

  • me too and my mom gave away all my tapes and toys. i never had any figures, but i had both cars, the truck and both planes.

  • i have this video but i lost the ted toy

  • They were brilliant.

  • where can i download this movie, or buy it... I WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN!!!

  • OMG!!! Good times indeed

  • OMG! This brings back way too many memories! Incredible!

  • You're a legend for uploading this!

  • EPIC! as if i found this!!

  • "shake a leg spin" oh the memories are flooding back! thanks for this :D

  • The vids r sick and the toys were an awesome idea. I m FIXATED on the toys!! LOL XD

  • MY GOD IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES!!! i wastched this when i was like 4-5

  • used to be my favorite movie!!

  • I watched this over and over as a kid because the CG was so mind-blowing to me at the time (I think this was before Toy Story and Reboot). Obviously it looks totally elementary now but back then it was awesome.

  • My fav movie as a kid lol

  • this is what I saw in my childhood! where can download or view chapters in Spanish? thank you very much for sharing the video!

  • Thank you so much for uploading this entire video!

    It was a childhood favorite of mine and it is nostalgic to see it after all these years!

  • shouldnt the dr. be human

  • wow.

    how many puns can you have in ONE show?

    yeesh...

  • I know. lol

    You should see Captain Planet again. Everything Captain Planet says is a pun almost.

    Someone in the 80's and 90's must have told cartoon makers that puns are comedic gold.

    You can almost make a drinking game out of it. Take a shot with every bad pun, and have fun for a half hour!

  • Holy shit; I haven't seen this in years, but back when I had the tape, I must've seen it over 150 times...

  • Lmao, same here. Watching this as an adult makes me realize how cheesy this really was. It's still great for the nostalgia factor, though.

  • totally!! i had this tape and probably watched it hundreds of time. the puns never got old :-)

  • Fuck my pussy. I can't believe I'm seeing this again. I never realized how corny the jokes were, either.

  • I'll never understand why they never made a t.v. series out of this, because they were a few things you needed if you wanted to successfully sell toys back then (though Tyco did a pretty decent job even with a few things missing) anyways what you needed were Heroes and a Villain and henchemen for them to fight, the toys of said Heroes and Villains themselves along with viehcles and stuff (duh!) commercials and a T.V. series to attaract kids to the toys, (well back then anway) the one *2bcont.*

  • The one thing the Dummies lacked was a T.V. series to go with the toys and commercials, they had this little short movie but nothing more, I mean having a series worked for the TMNT and other popular toylines back then, besides I would have loved to see an Incredible Crash Dummies series that involved the story here but it was never continued. And thats a shame.

  • I had this video (though I gave it to My little cousin) I remember this version of The Incredible Crash Dummies, this was My favorite take on it (and the only one I knew) I remember Junkman and most of the Dummies, I had nearly every toy except for the Cannon which I never did get, I can't remember all of Junkman's henchmen's names though but I had the toys of them and the toys of the Dummies I liked this version where they were like Super Hero Dummies though it was deemed too *2bcont.*

  • Though this version was deemed too violent and the toys and the whole theme here was discontinued, well I say screw whoever said that crap, besides they're Crash test dummies, its not like they were ever really hurt and it was more comedy than violence, I like this version so much out of all the other takes on them and this one by Tyco is so much more better than Hotwheels and 4Kids lame take on them (even if it was just a little funny but nothing can beat the Dummies v.s. the Junkman version).

  • Oh yeah and by the way the toys I had of the Dummie are just about all broken, the one problem with this version's toys is they broke too eaisly, which is ironic because they were supposed to loose their arms legs and head but the parts that let them go back on their body broke off too easily, My grandfather would fix them though, but I don't think I was allowed to crash them after that, I think the only one that survived without breaking was Ted, though Bill wasn't supposed to break *2bcont.*

  • though Bill wasn't supposed to break and neither was Spare tire, (though when you pressed his button his eyes and tounge were supposed to pop out and as for Darryl I can vaugely remeber that his head was supposed to pop up with an orange plastic stick attatched to it like it was supposed to spin or something, its been a long time so I can barely remember I was like 6 years old at the time and its been a long time maybe I can find this stuff on ebay) ok enough of My rambling enjoy the film.

  • Oh wait I got that wrong it was Bull not Bill I had it close though.

  • i remember every minute of this

  • Savage Steve Holland wrote this?!

    That just makes it 100x more awesome.

  • I loved this, I had the VHS tape and a slew of the toys (including the action figures and the big "velcro doll" that you could throw around.) I remember that I was fixated by the bad-guy when I was little, and that I played with the toys so much, the buttons (to make them come apart) became kinda toughened up, and it took real force to make them pop apart.

  • Awesome! I used to play with these toys ALL the time!!

  • lol that bin was ment for recycled paper only hahaha

  • omg MEMORIES indeed.

  • oh good god this is the greatest show ever

  • OH MY GOD...memories....i watched this movie with my sister in our PJ's almost EVERY weekend...my god, thank you for posting this lol