Valentines Day Rant

[motormaxis206]

i played video games on valentines day. i don't really care for a relationship.

[jackattack942]

if im in a bad mood you make me in a good mood.

[SeanCarrolCapaldi]

Big Ted. I forgot about Valentines day. That's how much i care about it haha But seriously...I forgot about it.

[Uptizz]

Imma Teeny Bopper

[Uptizz]

Yeah baby, thats my valentine.

[TheDepartedCry]

Valentine's day is just a one day thing like, if a couple treats each other like kings and queens for one day, what about the other 365 days? O-o. I never really saw the point in valentine's day O_O.

[TopGamingKingz]

@TheDepartedCry i see valentines day as a time to actually spend the whole day with your partner since the rest of the 365 days you see them for only a couple hours. i know a couple more hours with them wont make much of a difference but i guess it shows how much you love them

[TheDepartedCry]

@TopGamingKingz True O_o

[theautobotjedi]

valentines day is depressing why celebrate love when when i cant get love ): [ im 15 and most girls stay away from me because i read comics and collect action figures  i hate this day

[09JayFlipz]

thumbs up if you watch this in 2012

[dubtroun93]

Your Valentines is gonna be your book

[Goodnamestkn]

I feel your pain. I had to take my GF out for a $40 meal and she ate about 1/4 of it and said "Im not to hungry" /rage /stab....

[bumcheeseftw]

everything that comes out this fella's mouth is true

[J3D18]

Valentine is on a Tuesday

[StephenFay2606]

@J3D18 But this was posted last year, when Valentine's Day was on a Monday.

[Apoldelyne891]

@J3D18 It pays, to read the date before posting stupid comments, doesn't it?

[mskateiliciousx]

@J3D18 this was made last year......

[LauraAnnProductions]

haha i agree with you....

[gymtrancerage]

ethnic

[xSearl]

food is my valentine

[ReIIay]

Alright... then im not getting you a $500 Visa Giftcard, Teddy.

[JimAu92]

Don't think he has a valentines this year!!

[TopGamingKingz]

teddy is the fuckin man

[chewchewbabyxoxo]

so effing true!!

[Jazzy2501]

mmm i agreee valentines day is a bitch its caused so much shit at my school seriously its one day

[APPATIXWOWADMIN]

dude your the stupidest pirson ive ever met, what you need to do is get a life stop doing rants about all the good shit and start doing rants about the bad shit, because everything ive seen abut your rants are things to benifit us or people are doing what they wan to do. you need to get over yourself and just grow the fuck up!

[jibberty123]

@APPATIXWOWADMIN

sounds like you are mad... oh and its about btw.

[TeamF3ARL3SS]

@APPATIXWOWADMIN the way your talking, you don't sound grown up either :)

[JSFuckingSexyBeast]

Ong I love you man! Be my valentine? (:

[monic33186]

thats soo trueeeeeee

[paully750]

do you have a Valentine this year ;)

[Emmavdkkk]

This is so true! OMG

[MishaRuels]

i dont think he has a valentine haha

[TheRedbullWebber]

Like the shirt

[hayyleepost]

Its Not A Holiday, If We Dont Get It Off School.

[JasmineRoughley]

Its my Birthday broo is that okk?

[MegaFkOff]

Hey Teddy got you a gift card for valentines ...

[peemnutblubber]

Swear enough? I'm sorry. I agree but it would be easier if you actually spoke instead of fuck shit ass bitch VALENTINES DAY dick shit fuck etc. Thanks anyway, Bro. Happy valentines day.

[rkary123]

how can you be that right!

[MISHIxxxx]

YOU ARE CUTE HAHA

[MCSbitch]

This year I didn't have a Valentines Day ahahahah Teddy you mad!

[666weirdguy]

FUCK FUCK everywhere 

[402darthvader402]

and don't forget single or not....... thing on fb

[Al0haAmy]

"Shazziblubabe" it's YOUR not YOU'RE English skills HAHAHAHA

[DjKryptonic]

I love his emotion. It's fucking great!

[markaboona66]

"cristiano ronaldo is gona buy me a lamborghini"

hahahaha as soon as u said that i clicked the like button

lmfao

[Nakas99]

This video is more entertaining when you have the captions on.

[shawnography94]

funniest cunt alive

[SmashYaBrah]

"Ohh this year i didn't have a valentines day. Okay, there's no dick in me right now & I'm currently depressed. SERIOUSLY NO ONE GIVES A FUCK FCUK OFF"

HAHAHA Sick kient Teddy

[fatma0001000]

hahahhahahahahahahahha loool

i hate valentine day

:((( yesterday i broke up with my bf :'((

[soccer4u1]

@fatma0001000 i can be your next bf

[fatma0001000]

@soccer4u1

lol awwwwwwww =)=)!

[justindbiebersgf]

woah youve lost weight!

[randomperson693]

Noce godfather poster.

[strangestalker3456]

4:15 to 4:22 does anyone else get the joke? it made me ROFL like no joke.

[whatsagoodusername11]

@strangestalker3456 only ppl under the age of 10 wont get it

[TheMonsterBuddies]

oath <3

[tumekemahbro]

farh aha funniest dude out bo'h chur chur

[melovebrunomars]

Haters gonna hate :P

[AlyciaHelgesen]

@melovebrunomars lol no. gtfo.

[hater6256]

we all know tedys valentine is abs lol homos

[nasuke109]

fuk dis is so true and funny

[ulquiorraschiffer69]

How about those crazy K-POP (Korean songs) fans -.- Bloody pisses me off

[bXANDERb]

He dropped the f-bomb 43 times in 5:30. That's talent.

[ghettReal]

if your a teenie bopper, got do some homework, go to sleep, go fucking shave your pubes. LOVES IT!

[puReTheMercuriS]

my birthday :P

[1DSoccer]

Why did the slut part happen twice??

[Sammyboyio]

when you were talking about the single sluts i was so happy i got to see you say "fuck off" twice without having to back and ruining the video :P

[jasdaher]

why did the slut part at the end happen twice?

[3liteSpArXxX]

like if you are a pimp like me

[laviniaa16]

I think its dumb how you abuse sluts but when you talk about players and pimps, you don't talk shit.

[ZedAytch]

I think you should go and learn some new adjectives.

[BiteMeLaterz]

Awww but the Second time made me laugh twice as hard! :)

[WhippinChainzGaming]

I'm a teddy bear myself, don't give me a fucking teddy bear xD

[TheBCEMusic]

all the stuff he tells is true

[Raanaoeira]

Fuk yea boi valentines makes no sense makes tha couples more broke and the singles more depressed who fuk made dat dum day anywho

[MrLebjohn]

im ganna get him gift card for his birthday;)

[mrsoritsewilliams97]

im obsessed with a boyband,difference is i know im never ever gunna get a chance with them,js.

[mrsoritsewilliams97]

i dont need a teddy bear,i am TEDDY LMFAO you are so funny.

[PHiLmcPHiP97]

U made that last bit play again twice (4:42) yet still funny! :D

[shazziblubabe]

im like 12 nd i h8 valntines day cos its annoying me nd my mates just hang out nd laugh at the couples

[bravenuggethead]

@shazziblubabe We can tell with you're shit English skills.

[dadsythe2]

@bravenuggethead Ok this might be a joke, but fuck. It's your not you're. You're is a contraction for you are.

[bravenuggethead]

@dadsythe2 You are right.. I only just noticed that..

[Yoshi1x8]

Damn girls I have delt with 16 yrs of no Valentine Gf but I Had one and she breaks up with me the day b4 Valentines day and gets with me on the day -_- Then its Happy Valentines day Girl: oh I believe in self awareness day What the Fox be happy I even said to you

[tomazm9]

We dont have it asa holiday in Syd

[Angelpower44]

Someone didn't have a date.... :L

[S2monika]

im teddy i dont need a teddy bear

xD

[nitroglisserine]

maybe we could all have a hommo day for teddy

[Stephayeees]

LMAO

[NOS645]

i approve of this FUCKEN message

[Jasily2345]

How come the slut part came twice. Well anyway great video I agree with everything u say

[ComputerExpert0]

lol I love the way he talks

[Coolnan88]

you so FUCKEN rite bro

[InsertNameHere297]

the reason people give each other cards and teddy bears is because its a display of effection, not for you to entertain yourself with

[moeyj6]

yes MEGAN FOX!!! lmao and shit he is soooooooo true i swear hahaha

[312zoe]

Flowers are a shit gift, they start dropping petals everywhere, they die after a day and then you have to clean it up

[xGhOsTx818]

89 people can shove a dildo up their ass

[habibi179]

you are a gronk



[ranaxoxoxo]

Instead of Teddy , it seems like he's saying titty LOOOL

[behlboy90]

OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG MEGAN FOX IS IN THE BACKROUND!!!

[KenanVideos]

Thanks for what sorry?

[oD4RKASSASSINo]

U sound jamaican lool

[lilsxcmaz]

@oD4RKASSASSINo LOL how the fuck does he? he sounds lebb

[oD4RKASSASSINo]

nice ralphy dude

[ica476]

@chloerox94 .... NEWSFLASH ! its a joke , seriously , im a girl and i agree with what he is sayin but hes also sayin it as a joke , so calm you farm !

[Jeshiyuka]

@ica476 amen, haha

[noname1780]

im a teddy myself LOL

[1991foreveryours]

to me man valentine's day is like everyday shit man... i see no point in it so good on ya =D



[SuperKaranSandhu]

your all takling about complaing but thats exactly what your doing in you comments. wtf is wrong with you guys???/

[chloerox94]

i love how you refer to men as men but girls as sluts or whores? whats with that you dirty wog. seriously like wtf dude you have no respect for women what so ever, and ALL YOU DO is fucking complain, im going to make a video of you being a fucked up dick complaining all the time, you think your funny BUT NEWSFLASH YA NOT! unlucky. x

[ftnjw]

@chloerox94 ermmm it's all for a laugh -.-

[seb2050]

@chloerox94

the 85 thousand views say otherwise...

[gromitcheese23]

@chloerox94 wow. honestly fuck up. he is joking

[BrothaHood70]

@chloerox94 Then I take it you really are a slut yourself then? :)

[pumkinpatch]

do you like any thing...valentines day is for young lovers.....or to send a card in secret to a girl or guy....you dont have to be so rude...you either like it or not....you dont have too get a girl a gift..a nice card will do...give me a break...thats all girls want is you to say they are special.....hell most girls no its bull shit guys dont like that kinda stuff....but hell it would be nice to be appreciated...even if you dont....Girls like the guy if he makes an effort to be romantic.

[bame34]

Your videos are fucking amazing dude, you tell it like it is. Keep it up!!!!!!!

[mrdickyhead1]

im one of the few guys that treats girls with respect yes teddy we exist

[randomguyodst46]

fuck love fuck relationshits and also fuck sex im against all of that shit.

[2037monica]

You can refer to the opposite sex as women you know you ugly hairy monkey

[terzic93]

@2037monica  your such a fucken hater!!! ahah lighten up geez

[2037monica]

@terzic93 lighten up?? hater?? your the blind peasant gronk

[TURK4LiiFE1]

whos that girl in the poster behind you?

[bellaoohlala]

@TURK4LiiFE1 megan fox

[randomguyodst46]

@bellaoohlala i got a picture of megan fox getting cum all over her

[22546f]

there's no dick in me right now and im currently depressed

hahahha mint

[beastops12]

86 pll that didntt like this get fkd

[assyrianslive4life]

press and ceep on doing it

[TheHazza124]

wtf!!!!! "i am a teddy!!!" hahahahaha 

[volcom1722]

2:45 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[MrPanicgorilla]

what nationality are you ?

[TheLastSumerai]

"if you a slut and it's valentines day just do us all a favor and deactivate Facebook -waves hands around- we dont need to see your confusing messages" LOL

[AznChoc]

Keep pressing 7 for maddest face (:

[06906924]

3:41 - Amen!! fuck thats the one thing that pisses me off the most nowdays

[SliimSHady12]

I dont get it, he pointed at megan fox poster and said thats his valentine, then he said people piss him off when they say celebrities are there valentines

[Izybellaz]

@SliimSHady12 ; he was showing you before he talked about it

[zimbos88]

@SliimSHady12 he was imitating those people when he did that.

[TheMysterySisters]

haha, he obviously gets so stressed doing his videos.

click to look at the list of his videos and in almost everyone he is doing some hand action and he has a really mad face.

[Aznkisses92]

My bfs a pimp :( haha and I'm his hoe ;D

[LETSGETCRAZI]

the 85 people that disliked this is most likely do every single thing that teddy said.

[TawathePerson]

SO TRUE! I really enjoyed this since I agree with it.

[BellaZedd]

@eidsta yoiii belmore boiiz guizz r so hott!!

[chloeeclowns]

2:40 testie pop LOL

[zico420]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ..bro you should be a stand up comedian !

[Chhhyaaaa]

Ai how come it's bad for girls to fuck but ur all for players n pimps,, that's not fair .. Girls fuck around n they r sluts? Guys do it n their legends that's gay ... Btw I've been in a relationship when v day came along n I still nagged his ass like a normal day Loll xxxx Bea

[mzsandraa16]

85 people don't want to do their home work .

[ShivneilTV]

I wonder if he talks like this during his English Oral's LOL

[loveiswhatwemake]

@ShivneilTV haha oral

[tommy622222]

i..like... teddies?

[JesjessBabeey]

my mum loves you..

[lionsbrown016]

so much energy in this vid

[Thendorien]

HAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Your fucking yourself"

[eidsta]

meet me outside lakemba mosk at 3am unless u hav bedtime bitch u just fked wit a bikie u cunt , we will c if u show up pussy

[atatatr]

@eidsta put a date on it gay cunt, n u wanna fight outside of a mosk, with fucking security cameras??

what happened to tracing my ip adress n coming to my house unless i delete my account in 4 hours?

ur not a bikie, ur not ruthless, ur not a hard kunt

UR A BITCH BEHIND A COMPUTER

[eidsta]

@atatatr theres no security cameras out side the mosk you dumb cunt i was there waiting to smash ur fucking head in- you shit ur fucking pantS you pussY,, EVEREONE CAN U BELIEVE DIS GUY WATTA FUKIN LOSER, I LIVE EXACTLY ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE MOSK SO I KNOW U FAG THERES NO CAMERA BUT I THINK I SAW U GO PAST THEN SHIT URSELF AND TAKE OFF,,,, MEET ME OUTSIDE BELMORE BOYS ONCE AND FOR ALL 1 AM TONIGHT, IM NOT GUNNA WASTE ANYMORE TIME ON YA U CUNT, UR ALL FKN TALK, see you soon u pussy fkn poser

[atatatr]

@eidsta R U FUCKED IN THE BRAIN thats the fucking mosque i go to u faggot n yes they do have security cameras, but fucking c u there 2 night, wear sumthin pink bitch so i fucking now whos the keyboard warrior on utube

[eidsta]

@atatatr you missed ur chance faggot u wanna meetme its gunna be outside belmore boys high you cunt 3 am b there or pussy out dik hed

[eidsta]

@eidsta belmore boys 3am lets see what excuse u make

[atatatr]

@MalisaTV FUCK OFF U SLUT

UR MESSIN WITH RED DWAGON NOW

[atatatr]

@eidsta U FUCKING DICK SUCKER!!!

DONT MESS WITH RED DRAGON!!!!!

[Thunderclap123]

That joke was from the Sopranos.