YOU GET NOTHING! HD

[billgatesgfl]

Axe is not an Axe

[Kafkaaron]

Thumbs up if LAG tv brought you here.

[milkmanv1]

What is Grandpa Joe getting all huffy about? It was his fault Charlie got in trouble in the first place. Senile bedridden old man...

[Tylerd172]

I always loved the fact that everything in his room was half of something, and i also loved the fact that every time he would come to the second half of the page he would just say ect ect, very subtle humor

[tracey13424]

wtf wonka? acidentelly mbite off your dick again?

[SuperSimmerGal]

@tracey13424 I would think that would be anatomically impossible. ;)

[SpookyTeddyBear1]

@SuperSimmerGal not if you have your bottom ribs removed. :o

[SuperSimmerGal]

@SpookyTeddyBear1 Even so, I can't imagine how one could do that accidentally! :)

[tracey13424]

wtf wonka? acidentelly mbite off your dick again?

[thewarrior46]

Grandpa Joe= U.S. Citizens

Wonka= U.S. Government and Income Tax

[SuperSimmerGal]

@thewarrior46 Oh my gosh, can you IMAGINE what the country would be like if Willy Wonka was President? LOL!

[thewarrior46]

@SuperSimmerGal Don't want to lol

[thegeckoproduction]

Wonks rage!

[Truthguy2121]

Wonka was right,they did steal fizzy lifting drinks despite Wonka telling them not to.The only reason charlie didnt end up like the other kids is beause they found a way to get out of the situation (burping).Other wise he would have been cut to ribbins,as Violet was turned into a blueberry,as Veruca was burned to death,as Augustus drowned ect..

[udeadking45]

14 people stole fizzy lifting drinks.

[SuperSimmerGal]

@udeadking45 And got NOTHING!

[spudnw1]

i'm confused. what does charlie get?

[SuperSimmerGal]

@spudnw1 He broke the rules! He bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized! So he gets NOTHING! He loses! Good day sir!

[cutemimi25]

I dare anyone use this voice clip in Tai Chi Chasers.

[blackstrat6897]

Memo bis punatra delacatum! Its all there black and white clear as crystal!

[SuperSimmerGal]

@blackstrat6897 You know, come to think of it, how is it possible for something to be black and white AND clear as crystal at the same time?

[busterboy6011]

i find this bit disturbing and it makes me cross >:(.

[Apoc897]

More like Cunty Cunta and the Cunt Factory.

[2625yoshi]

Willy Wonka forgot to halve himself.

[jonathanmanuelmusa]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO REALIZED EVERYTHING IS BY HALF ? EVEN THE SAFE

[StopTheMaddness1492]

@jonathanmanuelmusa if you have ever actually seen the movie they make it pretty obvious everything is cut in half... The question is why the hell?

[jonathanmanuelmusa]

@StopTheMaddness1492 I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET BUT THANKS !

[clokverkorange]

I love the "etcetra etcetra" part lol....

[Donpatch88]

why is everything cut in half in his office?

[WickedJargon]

@Donpatch88 people tend not to appreciate what is there until it's cut in half.

[HomemadeMilkshakes14]

It seems Mr. Willy has half a willy. Notice his strange liking for half of everything.

[frother]

I never realized before that Wonka was seriously furious and had an actual change of heart when Charlie gives him the gobstopper. Wonka wasn't just testing him.

[MegaDevinc]

I WIN, BAD NIGHT MA'AM!!!!!

[Ripulse]

Me: Mom what do I get for christmas?

Mom: YOU GET NOTHING!, YOU LOSE!, GOOD DAY SIR!

[doesntlikeu]

this was on yesterday and i just didn't realize how amazing his acting was, and just how great this movie is

[Divers1990]

I don't usually talk about oscar nomination snubs from decades ago, but this is one. Gene Wilder should have been nominated for Best Actor.

[TexasTerror713]

He said "good day!" Lmfao! xD

[b34113411]

I SAID GOOD DAY

LOL

[assainkiller52341]

0:33

Me: yay I get to prestige :D

*prestiges himself*

Me: wtf WHERE DID ALL MY STUFF GO >:(

Game: YOU GET NOTHING YOU LOSE GOOD DAY SIR

Me: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

[reachforacreech]

The writer was like "ok this guys character is a candy obsessed ,anti social schizophrenic behavior, bi polar crazy with a secret desire to kill kids in ironic ways involving miraculous devices and sweets plus he enslaves orange midgets who dispose of his crime evidence "

[TubeofDestiny]

@reachforacreech hey, how did you get access to the original draft of the script ! excellent comment :D

[KiraPlaysGuitar]

@reachforacreech How can you be a behaviour?

[reachforacreech]

@KiraPlaysGuitar you can be smart

can be agravated can be anything.character is action

[TheMisterBdon]

One of the best scenes ever. Love it. lol.

[thekingbeyondthegate]

wonder if he really is wishing him a good day

[hoochmccann]

Willy Wonka's freakout is my grad write up. :D

[tvfan103]

Amos from Fox and the Hound :) FTW

[SuperSimmerGal]

@tvfan103 Er, what does the Fox and the Hound have to do with Willy Wonka?!

[tvfan103]

@SuperSimmerGal The guy who played Grampa played Amos in Fox in the Hound

[SuperSimmerGal]

@tvfan103 Ah, thanks. That explains it. When I first saw your comment I thought you were talking about Gene Wilder (since the majority of the comments about the actors in this scene seem to be about him and his performance as Wonka), which confused me a bit since I didn't remember him being in Fox and the Hound! LOL

[SuperSimmerGal]

@tvfan103 Whoops! Just realized you weren't the one that made the inital comment that I had replied to earlier. *facepalm*

[xnonsuchx]

I loved Gene as Wonka...but Roald Dahl apparently didn't. Oh well!

[rockman22]

Dont steal fizzy lifting drinks.

[KoolDawg99]

the original troll!

[slitor]

I don't remember this part in the book :I

[super58173]

Well crap, because Wonka is one Ace Attorney.

[SuperSimmerGal]

@JoeCooled Only he knows for sure. :)

[JSCwrd]

Wonka's hair at 0:51 made me laugh

[Hassboy1990]

@elliottpatterson yea you are right

[OhMyCawd]

Okay honestly, how are there 12 likes, what this movie gave you nightmares? Comon' I think you're just jealous that he has a better suit than you.

[TheGSPFilms1]

press 6 and 7 very fast

[byler935]

Wow. All i said when i saw this was "Wow". Willy Wonka really is random

[Hassboy1990]

@MultiNfz its Charlie and the chocolate factory.

[elliottpatterson]

@Hassboy1990 no this would be willy wonka and the chocolate factory

[pettyhh]

uMad?

[MultiNfz]

what`s this movie?

[SHiTJuFro743]

You LOSE!!! GOOD DAY, SIR!

[themashypotato]

you forgot the sir

[ManNotFoundDog]

It kills me all the time when he goes ET CETERA, ET CETERA...

[TheCGIMaster]

I said good day!

[jonathanmanuelmusa]

the old man goes ahead and says '' you a crook '' HAhAHhh who's the thief now uh ?

[MeltyColor]

2 men and 1 half of a mens statue... 2 AND A HALF MEN HAHA!

[KlingonSpider]

"I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera... Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum!"

lol, nothing is better than being owned in latin...

[dabears17x]

@Blue181822 I hope that comment wasn't serious....

[DocRavage]

The movie would have been perfect if it ended right here. Imagine the audience reaction. That alone would have been worth it.

[chaosfive55]

@DocRavage Absolutely!!!! There are FAR too many happy endings--we need more "Everyone dies/The End" films!

[TubeofDestiny]

@DocRavage Imagine the movie theater owner stopping the movie right there, then watching the people stumble outside... even for a few seconds before calling them back in, so worth every millisecond spent watching their reaction :D

[Cavin21]

@DocRavage

I would consider that more of a reality especially after him winning a golden ticket.. It would of been absolutely perfect if it ended here, still a great movie compared to the garbage today..

[IamRedleaf]

@DocRavage seriously, could you imagine?  The hysteria?! F'n hilarious :)

[KiraPlaysGuitar]

@DocRavage HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I'm going to edit a version wherein it cuts to credits after this scene, and when I have children, I will show them it and video their faces.

[TheRedGameboy]

How can he be a crook, old man?! You stole some private, experimental product like everyone else, granted they were more like pricks, but you're just as guilty.

My Q is: how did he find out what they did? there were no cameras or ppl round.

[Chris22090]

@TheRedGameboy its the 1970s. do the math kid

[MeltyColor]

how will i have a good day if didnt GET NOTHING? AND I LOST !

[Omnidominatus]

@MeltyColor the game.

[Jam24511]

12 people got nothing

[MasterShinigami09]

He went all Fez at the end.

"Good day"

"But--"

"I SAID GOOD DAY"

[MrFreddykreuger11]

This migt be similar to Nancys line Screw Sleep in the 1st Nightmare movie

[MrAids5000]

this scene turned a fun movie into a horror film.

[angusyoung15]

I SAID GOOD DAY!

[MrFloppyFish]

randomly type left and right during his rant. FUNNY AS SHIT!

[ovinophile]

I tried to memorize and recite this whole bit... I don't know how he did it! The fact that Gene Wilder could do it all without missing a beat really shows how talented he is.

[danika148]

You get HD!You win!Bad day sir!

[SuperSimmerGal]

I love how his hair bounces up when he shouts "I said good day!" Really, that hair is almost a character in itself!

[imadude113]

Press 4 over and over to hear him read from the Torah.

[iamfasterthanyou]

At least the light bulb isn't cut in half...

[zjrlegomovies]

i like how everything is cut in half

[Megallean]

This movie is such a classic!

[totaldrambeatles22]

press 6 for something 

[phoenixboy4263]

I can't help but wonder if it's half of a copy he's reading...

[jimmjimm6699]

I WANT TO PUT JUSTIN BIEBERS DICK IN MY MOUTH O:

[MrJackiewilliams]

The irony is that he returned the Gobstopper and ended up winning...

[mH8675309]

Gene Wilder could really act

[SHADOW0909090]

Wonka reminds me of Bill O' reilly lol.

[taterboob]

Wonka used to scare me in this scene.

[YAHSPETSNAZ]

@taterboob used to?

[taterboob]

@YAHSPETSNAZ I'm not gonna lie, he's still pretty freaky.

[YAHSPETSNAZ]

@taterboob lol

[NakkandReLiNe]

press 9 for EVIL GRANDPA!!!!

[Xxceltics2009xX]

:"I, the undersigned,

shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein

and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera . . . fax mentis

incendium gloria culpum, et cetera, et cetera . . . memo bis

punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear

as crystal! You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. You bumped

into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized,

so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

[TheDroidProductions]

YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOODDAYSER!!!

[Leidern]

@TheDroidProductions

You're a crook...you're a thief and a swindler, that's what you are! How could you do a thing like this? Build up a little boy's hopes and then smash all his dreams to pieces! You're an inhuman monster!

[TheDroidProductions]

@Leidern I said GOOD DAY!

[TehRecruit]

LOL PAUSE AT 0:34 LOOK AT HIS FACE LOL THUMBS UP SO EVERYONE CAN SEE

[MrRichieRichieRichie]

7 8 press back n forth. good techno beat

[MrLegoLuigi98]

press 4 repeatedly.

[CronosDage]

Sorry, I didn't see this version of the movie, why is everything in the room cut in half?

[TweetActor]

i have never seen the @GayleKing show "is all there in black and white clear as crystal"

[TweetActor]

YOU BUMPED INTO THE CEILING WHICH NOW HAS TO BE WASHED AND STERILIZED

[TweetActor]

YOU GET NOTHING!

[Yora21]

As weird as that sound, Mr. Wonka is acting completely appropriate in this situation. No reason to call him the bad guy in this situation.

[guydudeasian]

@Yora21 But he made them sign the contract without reading it. Granted they shouldn't be fooling around, but still.

[SuperSimmerGal]

@guydudeasian Yeah, and at least half of that contract was in written in a combination of Lating and gibberish!

[SuperSimmerGal]

@SuperSimmerGal Ugh, Latin, not Lating!

[TheKipKadillac]

Jay Electronica sampled this!

[haribo687]

Willy Wanker more like.

[dgek191]

lol lol funny :D

[TweetActor]

Good Day Sir!

[sgtgorillaz]

when i was little i was really scared watching this rant in this film...its HILAROUS now though! XD

[JAB5625]

Glenn Beck called, he wants his rant style back...

Btw, Wilder is one of the most underrated performers ever IMHO...

[YaWantTaters]

@JAB5625 I agree Gene Wilder was great- some originals just were made not to be emulated and this is one, in my opinion.

This is one of the most funny scenes in the film! "...facts mentus incendium gloria culpum et cetera et cetera; memo bis punitor delicatum!..."

...- then we see he was toying with them and he's really a good guy after all!

Really an instant-classic film in a category all by itself, this.

[JollyRancher185]

YOU LOST DA GAME!!!!!

[chubbylilloser85]

You just lost the game in HD!!

[MrJoshthebarbarian]

11 people didn't have a good day, sir.

[KingCommando32]

@MrJoshthebarbarian

No. They get...NOTHING!!!!!!! THEY LOSE!! GOOD DAY SIRS!!

[Sciencebro]

When he says good day, IT'S A GOOD DAY, DAMMIT.

[wikidassklown15]

LMAO at the end it looks like wonka is goin in for a facepalm

[JigsawProductions007]

Also press 5 constantly for Ghost blowjob hahah

[JigsawProductions007]

Start from 0:26 then after fizzy lifting drinks then quickly press 3 7 4. PREPARE TO LAUGH cause willy is ' GONNA CUT HIM!"

[JigsawProductions007]

@JigsawProductions007 Actually after 4, AFTER HEARING ' IM GNNA CUT HIM" then press 9 and let it all play out haha

[animelvr510]

press 8 over and over. he sounds like a duck. XD teehee. also. 3 over and over. dissaproval. xD

[animelvr510]

press 8 over and over. he sounds like a duck. XD teehee

[Matalizari]

Treated.

[superepicawesomeness]

oh fuck, we dont get any free chocolate! the world is ending!

[oceanboy86]

GOOD DAY SIR........

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

HAHHAHAHHA

[Tundraboy05]

Press 6 to get something.

[Phil0185]

It's hard to take a person seriously when they're talking about "fizzy lifting drinks"

[porterbehling]

u mad?

[ownagebutter]

PUNITER DE LA KHATUMM!

[coolanthony57]

keep pressing 4 for BIS BIS BIS BIS and 5 for STSTSTSTST

[Joemamma69000]

YOUR AN INHUMAN MONSTER!!!!

[subg88]

They bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized. LMFAO

[updisho]

If i ever become a owner of a company, I'll fire someone just like this, word for word.

[ElectroFuddy]

Wonka: You get nothing good day to you fag!

Me: Fag? GRRR..... *turns into wolf*

Wonka: oh crap i forgot about his wolf form!

Me:* Bites with fang and then uses thunder powers* I GET EVERYTHING! GOOD DAY SIR!

[whatdolhavetodo]

@ElectroFuddy That's one of the most faggy comments i've ever read. Some faggy retarded kids will just try anything for thumbs up.

[KramLlessur]

@ElectroFuddy wat

[Tremuto]

@ElectroFuddy Go kill yourself.

[EmoFizz]

@ElectroFuddy

LMAO he closed his account

[grperez]

In the scene where Wonka angrily reads to Charlie the contract out loud, he reads two lines in Latin: "Fax mentis incendium gloriae" and "Memo bis punitor delicatum". The first line roughly translates to "The torch of glory kindles the mind". The second line, as it is heard in the movie, is actually gibberish. The closest Latin equivalent would be "Memor bis punitor delictum", which translates to "I am mindful that the crime is punished twice (or in two ways)."

[Machinegunalexx]

@grperez

cool, thanks

[MrStrangeSensation]

One of Gene Wilder's best moments on screen. Comedic genius.

[westpe188]

I like how he opens the safe even though its cut in half

[KingCommando32]

@westpe188

Like everything else lol.

[BrowncoatByNight]

@westpe188 Never noticed that! Hilarious!

[jimmykempski]

No embeds? Weaksauce, dude.