Singimals - Starring Kittens: Take 1

[ryan50ryan]

i shall refuse to watch this video in the name of my sanity.

[Crazyprincess105]

CREEPY !

[Rumpleteazer1021010]

Subway is nice... THEY DON'T MAKE FUN OF US CATS FANS! What is this supposed to mean? Cats aren't loved??? This really annoys me... -_-#

[TheSuperBobbyable]

there not even playing there instruments there just biting them!

[hithakar]

I loved Quizno's, but after this and the hamster commercial, NEVER AGAIN!

[PountyPout]

Love it!

[SantaWithGuns]

I like how they talk down on Subway 5 dollar footlongs, which inspired other restaurants to make 5 dollar deals during its release. Quiznos in comparison may have longer subs than the footlongs, but they are as thick as a hot dog.

[anon7176]

I generally like a good sub, but man this commercial completely turns me off. It's not a matter of cats being cute or not, it's a matter of shrill and intentionally out of tune singing, with lyrics that arhythmically butcher a childhood tune, while nonsequitur animations play across the screen. It's not funny, cute, or artistic. Someone pitched a commercial, with little thought; the company developed the commercial, with little attempt at quality. It's obnoxious and absurd. I'm out of characters

[TheLuckTheory]

@anon7176 I may say that they do suck in the advertisement department and the commercials are childish but they do half their job. They make you remember the name. I honestly have never eaten at a Quizno's but I can always remember the commercial perfectly.

[savagekid94]

Most annoying fast food Commercial ever

[ladyi7609]

I ♥ the Singimal Kittens! They're so adorable and their commercials are so cute! I also loved it when Quizno's used the Spongmonkeys as their "spokesthings". I prefer Subway's food (though Quizno's has a cobb salad -- yay!), but I definitely think Quizno's has more awesome commercials.

[beenjammin6321]

I thought i was tripping when i saw this commercial

[megamatthew96]

ROLF!

[DesertWatcher]

LOVE this commercial!!! How could cats be annoying?

[mendezjacques]

FUCK!!!!!!!! I dont like quiznos and now with this i want to puke just by looking at it...... seriusly quiznos is doing rrreeeeaaaallllll bad they can't even afford to pay for a good comercial...

[mech289]

I love there commercials.

[starcitygal]

The 'value men u' and the 'woo hoo' parts are cute; otherwise, what the HELL are they saying? This quiznos cat commercial series has got to be the WORST in history. Did they pay people to come up w/this idea??????

[jrexchandler]

Everyone's such a fucking cynic. Those cat's are about the cutest thing I've ever seen.

[MLMB1987]

I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL!!!

[a10fjet]

troll harder quiznosfags.

[RachelHaywire]

Why does quiznos even have a channel on here? O.o

[gabenevinslover9229]

This is just painful...

[jessica33313]

that was horrible it sounded like someone had a cold!

[simlaurel]

I like when he goes Woo-Hoo

[jerseygirl523]

that kitty was so cute!

[OddishThing18]

381 likes and 381 dislikes lol (i gave this vid a thunbs up)

[TheParrotFan]

freaking annoying, I mute and won't go to quiznos anymore

[Dayntei]

Lol, my ears are bleeding waterfalls... :D

[rightwing32191]

Everyone should contact quiznos and tell them that they have the worst commercials.

I did.

[MegaMr46]

Those are cute kitties.

[Lakermelon]

Excuse me but that's not how you play a trumpet

[crackacolafresh]

CATS ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING

[shadowbox176]

this is why im a dog person

[loriwagoner]

Those kittens rule!

[stupidjunk878]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[fiftypence]

This is why my business goes to Subway.

[nuk022]

Please stop putting this annoying as hell add on tv I will never go to quiznos as long as its up, subway all the way for now. you make me wanna cut off my ears

[Johnnymay86]

Bauer could use this as torture. 

[Johnnymay86]

OMIGOD this is such a bad commercial....

[hellogirlface]

I happen to love this commercial.

[hellodolly1233]

I think the DoD should certainly consider this music as an effective form of torture for Guantanamo Bay inmates.

[A1Zealot]

I hate this damn commercial soo much i had to youtube it so I can talk shit about how much I hate this dad damn singing cat commercial and read how other people talk shit about it, hail yea!!

[hellodolly1233]

@A1Zealot - FUNNY - I did the EXACT same thing. I think we can build a militia before long.

[AmprisOfCrescentia]

Haha, I bet this would be torture for someone with perfect pitch to watch. lol.

[hellodolly1233]

@AmprisOfCrescentia - I have perfect pitch. Ur right. Sadly, i hear this in my sleep :'(

[1BTA]

y areppl writing long ass paragraphs on how much they hate this comm....sounds like a kitten crush to me...fags..thats whats annoying

[Razgriz2010c]

This commercial sooooooo grosses me out! And 4 2 reasons!

First of all, the bread looks like it's made out of clay,

Secondly, that cat sounds like a Canadian kid on meth!

[TheTitto]

Dear Quizos,

Shut the fuck up.

From,

Everybody.

[THEnumberS373N]

they sound sick... lets put 'em down

[levithan9]

shit...i forgot....is it just me...or does Quiznos always seem to have some rat looking critter as their spokesman? Thumbs up if you agree.

[levithan9]

Can't stand this commercial. Makes me wanna run over every damn cat i see, that way, we'll never see a that cat doing a commercial for Quiznos. Yeah right, like they'll hire a crippled cat......

[billboncasey]

Recorded Off WBBM CBS 2 during the news

[BriggsRed]

This commercial almost made me shoot my TV with my shotgun. I am fucking serious, I went into my bedroom and loaded it, but by the time I got back it was over so I calmed down. I have anger issues, bite me you chucklefucks.

[acd111]

who the fuck okay'd this idea?

[TheElectroByte3000]

How come nobody told me Justin Bieber had a new single?

[jimihendrixfan2008]

@TheElectroByte3000 LMAO. Good one.

[Mortis1983]

They need to bring back the Spongemonkey.

[XashspoonX]

I srsly do not get if you hate the fucking commercial why do you take the time to look for it and rewatch it? Goddamn.

[1BTA]

@XashspoonX totally agree...y rewatch it if u hate it so much... closet fags

[Hsitmuh]

I kind of want to rip my ears off and flush them down a toilet after hearing these kittens on crack.

[BTNH108464]

I like this commercial. it's great.

[TheLinkedOne]

Annoying as heck x_x.

[MonsterJulian]

ANNOYING!

[killingjoke99]

these kittens are so funny lmao i laugh my ass off everytime i see them lmao

[hovito212]

this shit is soooo fuckin creepy

[SnOoPs994]

This is a disgrace to LOLCats everywhere!

[jorge548766]

Annoying as hell!!!

[TheQuietlyLoud]

I HATE THIS COMMERCIAL!!! These cats make my ears bleed. They need to get this off the air as soon as possible! What were they thinking? If this is the quality that quiznos has then i never want to go there!

[Otacon237]

I have to say, Quiznos has a very clever marketing strategy. They might not have as much market share as maybe Subway, but they're carved out a niche with the stoners and indie kids that appreciate the creative marketing, and they probably won't lose it anytime soon, either.

[Shadow7439]

whoever in the marketing department thought this wud be a good idea needs to be slapped

[SoaringEagle2005]

This was painful to watch..bring back the Sponge monkeys!

[speederx96]

gah my ears!

[Frostbyte380]

I am a cat hater, but I like this commercial. It made me try Quiznos for the first time, always was a subway fan though.

[GhillieMan482]

I bet that cat could annoy the hell out of the annoying orange.

[x3SmexiXNekox3]

@GhillieMan482 Lmao

[acej303]

this is great

[gamer4567]

lol at the haters

[cashdudehomie]

5 4 3!!!! I love this commercial. F*** all the haters.

[SiblingSquabbles]

..oh gawd is that keefs voice from invader zim!?!?! o_O!?!

[MasterofPirates]

And to think I used to like cats

[Needadispenser]

This is fucking terrible and I hope the person behind this campaign dies.

[gizlone]

I want to rage but it makes me lol too much

[MatthewWells1]

345 retarded people clicked the like button

[MatthewWells1]

This makes me want to stop eating at Quiznos! I HATE THIS COMMERCIAL!!! IT'S THE WORST AND MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL I'VE EVER SEEN! IT'S JUST SPOOFING THOSE STUPID AND ANNOYING ADOBE FLASH ANITMATION CATS ON YOUTUBE!

[VulpeRenard]

Nothing about this commercial is funny, entertaining, or good.

[g0ing2n0where]

Yelling & singing kittens? Who could thumbs this down

[ha10dud3]

"The Singimal Kittens love our $5 - $4 - $3 Everyday Value Menu and we love them. How could you not? MmmmMEOW!" wooooooooooooooooooooow

[CinnCity78]

I think this commercial is sooo cute!

[BoxxyHunter]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- WHOEVER MADE THIS COMMERCIAL, I HOPE YOU GET STRUCK BY TRAFFIC AND ARE DISABLED.

[GypsyMagic100]

This cat sounds like a boy that hasn't hit puberty yet

[ThePalindromer]

@GypsyMagic100 You mean Justin Bieber?

[blade853]

@GypsyMagic100 i believe the person who voiced it is jeff bennett (aged 47)

[Convolvolus]

this is such a bad commercial...ugh

[magnetchill]

what is this i dont even.....

[TheNuclearMongoose]

@magnetchill you won't be going to quiznos anymore because... they'll come to you! :D

[magnetchill]

@TheNuclearMongoose burger king here i come!

at least they dont have freakish mutant singing cats ;_;

[TheNuclearMongoose]

@magnetchill but free cat toys come in the happy meals :(

o wait that's mcdonals... 

[guilabaya]

What a complete million dollar waste – You guys need to fire WongDoody for wasting your marketing budget. It may have caused people to talk about it, it's another matter to cause people to eat at Quiznos. I, for one, am going to Subway tonight.

[korkiwi]

Get a five dollar large sub woo hoo!

[ldksparda]

This commercial sucks. Those cats belong in a wheelie bin. [insert crude joke here]

[cookyfluke]

The quiznos space rats were so much cooler.

[prodigy372]

THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING COMMERCIAL OF ALL TIME

[moskos11]

GAAAAAHHH Kittens :D

[blade853]

cespenar

[jen93106]

God I f-ing HATE this commercial.

[XxNikiUndeadxX]

I have nightmares about these things.

[araeshkigal]

Seriously, the CEO of Quizno's has *got* to stop letting his strung out cousin run the advertising department.

[tvd2517]

Not nearly as annoying as lots of people have claimed. Catchy song gets stuck in your head, which is exactly what any company paying for advertising would want. This one is good, but the U-543 commercial is better.

[SchizophobicBand]

I hate this commercial so much, the cat has the most annoying voice ever.

[Windows7UIRocks]

Thumbs up if you thought this commercial was just plain disturbing

[DatsDaveVW]

i'm glad everyone else finds this commercial as maddeningly annoying as i do!

[T3515]

they sound like gay versions of charlie brown

[heihechigod]

@T3515 hahahha lol

[MistuhCoolio]

some commercials are annoying because they're so annoyingly catchy. but this one just sucks... it "makes my ears bleed".

[leo7278]

i fucking hate this commercial. when im driving and the radio plays the commercial i want to shoot my self

[ConnDevi88]

Bring back the Sponge Monkeys!

[SporeDotCam]

Oh God.

[robonerd3]

either made for stoners or made by stoners..

[TheRedmend]

Yuck! If I ever went to Quizno's, and I won't now, I would be thinking about hairballs and kitty litter in my food. Get your eats Marys . . .

[reving19]

This commercial is better than other Quiznos commercials of the past. Did they hire a new advertising company?

[bach1229]

I'm kinda surprised that PETA hasn't tried to sue Quiznoes for cruelty against the kittens. They put them in horrible puppets suits and just recording them meowing randomly. The two white cats are just chewing on the plastic horns and how does the orange tabby have a white fur? Just curious

[BluSk0rpi0n]

@bach1229 Agreed!

[MountainFox51]

That was so cute x3

But so annoying at the same time -_-

[JasonXPunkout]

Wait...... Quiznos, A singing cat with a really bad voice, 2 cats playing the trumpet the wrong way, 3 blind mice playing in the background, Horrible Sound effects....... yup im high right now

[cyknate]

This shit is so obnoxiously fucking annoying, every time this bullshit comes on I want to find kittens and burn them alive. Im stoned most the goddamn day and this is not appealing to me at all, it kills my high and any munchies I may have had are now gone and filled with rage. QUIZNOS stop this shit it aint cute and it aint fucking pleasant to listen too.

[BluSk0rpi0n]

@cyknate AGREED!!!!!!! Quiznos needs to put an end to it, REALLY annoying!!!

[skaterccchick]

These cats r so cute!

It's just a commercial that you don't have to watch if these adorable creatures r soo annoying.

[Microwavist]

my brian deid

[projectmilksteak]

I'm stoned and I don't even like this. Bring back the rat-chinchilla... things.

[marinogaitan4ever]

Fuck quiznos and their gay ass cats!!

[DylanBStringer91]

Toasty 3D!!!

[187SicknesS]

so, the cats are actually IN the sandwich sonic booming?

[peanutbuttergibbons]

Somebody should make a g major version of this.

[Wardudeftw]

I need a sandwich, NOW!!!

[afroman10496]

this just makes me want to make my own sandwich

[austindan2222]

this makes me absolutely want to stay as far away from quiznos as humanly possible. Most annoying commercial ever

[cheeseball187]

they sound a lot like naruto imagine a commercial where the cat says shadow clone jutsu and makes a lot of toasty bullets appear. O_O

[pieface6742]

they copied mc donalds, sonic and subway!!!!!!

McDonalds: mickey ds has a commercial thth says 3,4,5, (5,4,3, same thing!!)

Subway: 5 dollar sub

Sonic: its tasty, its toasty, its sonic!! (toasty tasty!!!!)

and the cats r REALLY annoying they make my ears bleed.

thumbs up if u agree!!!!!!!!

[Gatta9]

@pieface6742 I stumbled on here by accident .if youre that into commercials buddy . You seriously need to find a hobby

[Neitzluber]

@pieface6742

Yeah but Quiznos tastes a hell of a lot better than any of those others, so I can forgive them.

[raptormarlins211]

@pieface6742 Spell Better.

[dunker888]

These cats deserve an assasination.

[SuperMikeXP]

@dunker888

A man to that brother, a man to that.... -_-

[tommy13t]

I work for Quiznos now. after seeing this commercial if you decide to check in to a mental hospital, i will be there for you.

[Jambander481]

Drop your balls you stupid fucking cats!

[shawnb78]

Disturbing commercial and one more to follow.

[elementsk8rify]

sounds like justin beiber

[gpoeppel723]

WHO ELSE SAW THE ONE WHERE THEY WERE IN THE OCEAN!?

[ccmm53095]

Sure the creatures look cute, but they sound extremely obnoxious. This advertisement is horribly annoying.

[8princey]

I friggin LOVE IT!!!

[SHLVs]

all this commercial does is piss me off. in fact i work by a Quiznos and BECAUSE of this commercial i refuse to eat there. TAKE IT OFF!!it annoys me >.<

[rogueamp]

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu

[cutechick011]

I searched this just to say it drives me bananas!

[JohnnyPatcho432]

I love kitties...aww....they're so CUTE!!!

[SuperMikeXP]

@JohnnyPatcho432

Until I let my 8 year old cockerspaniel have 10 minutes with them in a dark room and teeth and nails flash off!

Sure stupid cats may look cute in the stupid getup but look at those dumb cats trying to eat the trumpets, you can highly tell they were pissed off and licking honey mustard sauce off the trumpets to be forced to work.

Also cats are more nastier and cruler than most normal size dogs.

Even though I hate cats to no end/ quizno fucked up on this one to get money,

[JohnnyPatcho432]

@SuperMikeXP Hey, man, I'm just a cat lover. It's not the commercial that concerns me.

[typeanoise]

I loved this.

[Turboprops]

They made this kind of marketing to appeal to stoners who have the munchies

[DisposableHero]

@Turboprops Lol fuck yeah!

[DisposableHero]

@Turboprops Lol fuck yeah!

[Otacon237]

@Turboprops Totally works, too. 

[chrisjoseph1976]

I love this SO MUCH!!!

[gpoeppel723]

i fucking love this commercial hahaa when i first saw it my girlfriend thought i was a retard because i fell of my couch i was laughing so hard. this shits priceless

[LightTheYoshi]

I'm not going here anymore.

[ANGELSYO]

LMAO THIS COMMERCIAL IS FUNNY (look at the cats eyes at 0:13) hahaha

[whiteydhaa]

is this a joke?

[SARMSTRONG408]

Seriously the worst advertising agency in the world. First Quiznos has the rat like animals now this annoying song. Doesn't make me want to eat their sandwiches and is annoying.

[CatQueen141]

WHY WOULD PPL HATE THIS ITS CUTE!

[7numrat]

animal abuse