How Dwarfs Cook (Gas mark 4 for a few hours should do it)

[mw3god1000]

he burnd his left hand but hand the bandages on the right

[hodoboc]

How in the world can you stay so positive? Man, I wish I had your optimism...

[TheDailyCrumb]

this is fantastic little rich, and the knife thing was actually quite good!

[jameskickass2010]

awsome video dwigit.



[ps3feedmyfish]

HAHAHAHA 2:55

[ps3feedmyfish]

Do you use them steps because your always tripping over them :L

[1989Goodspeed]

Hilarious!, who needs Monty Python or Little Brittan when you have “fun sized” Rich.

Really funny and cleverly don (both parts). It reminded me of this clip:

Bertils Påsketips - Episode 5 av 7 (TV2 Nøttene 2006)

Wrong language but kind of similar.

Anyhow, keep up the amazing videos!

[alexanderjs11]

2:07, LMFAO HAVEN'T LAUGHED THAT DAMN HARD IN A WHILE!

[CommunistAggression]

lol 2:42 dogs like HEY THATS MY FOOD!!

[SimpleSoviet]

@macauly300 That a why he's FUN SIZED XD

[kllk90]

2:05 Son Daddy died

[HolmespuninkSpot]

Fonzy at 2:48, "Oh dear, Daddy's gone and lost it again..yep-yep" LOL ;)

[ScarVsHorrorXL]

If you press 8 repeatedly it shows you why Rich deserves his subs...he ate dog food for us! :-O

[weirdone17]

"how i cook in the bathroom umm... being a dwarf.... cause i am..." lol

[RandomBadgerRyan]

Love how your instinctive reaction while your head is on fire, is to close the oven door BEFORE you put the fire out :D

[macauley300]

i love his size XD

[MafiaJtag]

awesome :D

[ILOVELUIGI295]

wow you must really love your fans. for the demonstrations you ate dog food and washed your face in the toilet. thanks :)

[davideshafer]

You look like a charicter from Willo.

[futureismetal]

all those special effects and you couldnt switch dog food for loookalike beans. great vid mate

[MEGAMANOK96]

you are awesome-sized ;)

[sabbatcircle]

You nutcase! I actually gagged at this! ROFL!

[kevkonk]

You ate your dog's food? Ah well, don't worry Chum.....

[joshuamyler]

hahaha your kitchen is clutterd lol great video

[batboy62]

Hahah! Hilarious! xD

[blackcat2enterprises]

LMAO you ate dog food? Great video as always and thank you so much for the laughs and smiles. :) I really liked the bloopers at the end and hope your foot is okay. :)

- Heidi

[RDPproject]

Sooo...Rich.

Did the dog food taste like butter?.....lol

lol.....

Great work as always mate.

Rob.

[davideshafer]

Name the next show after me, just for shits an giggles!

[Pepperoni290]

Aint it "Dwarves"?

[GamePlayMaJic]

(themanis007)....hi mate that was so funny i love the line at the end AAAA I BERNT MY NOB lol

[Jakzerstoren]

you definatly deserve more views man... raywilliamjohnson should feature you XD - i bet your subscribe count whould rise greatly!

[Jakzerstoren]

@richw4 i actually thumbed u up 5 times for eating the dog food XD i did something similiar when i was a little boy :D - but that was cat food...

i can imagine it tasting that same though... and to be honest.. its actually not that bad!, id even say its edible and quite delicious!

the only "reason" people find it nasty is that its meant for pets.. but, meat is meat... no wonder dogs are humping ones leg every feeding time XD

they are begging for delicious food man!

[Jakzerstoren]

btw i love your intro.. i have it on my head daily... like braindawgs XD

[fraserkatie]

OMG! That's utterly hilarious , it's not supposed be funny but then again everything you do has a touch of comedy to it!!!!!!! Just need to wipe my eyes after laughing so much!!!

Hee! Hee!!

[DeanBearSyr]

OMFG! You never cease to amaze me, Rich. Although I think Fonzie was a little pissed that you ate his breakfast...I know if I get near our shih tzu Spike's food, the little furball goes postal on me. :-)

[UnipsychleProduction]

Action essentials torch?

[Wireheadking]

Once again - you make me laugh in at your disgusting-ness. The toilet thing from last time was worst though

[lovetodaj]

damn, that scream when you 'burned' yourself scared the crap out of me! im 17 years old.... evil man :p

love ur vidz;)

[creamofcardstv]

can you cook me a bacon butty? I didn't know you were into reggae

[richw4]

@itsok2hateme aww thank you and a big smile from me :)))))

[CSSproductionz]

I'm really disappointed.... This was not in my subscription box... good job I look at your facebook fan page thing and your channel isn't it.... Stupid YouTube...

[richw4]

@CSSproductionz yaay my number one stalker (jk) ! You are not the first to make the same comment about sub boxes..what's going on?? :)

[offaboff]

@richw4 yeah same for me some people that ive been subbed to isnt in my sub box and it says i unsubbed lolwtf

[blkhawk60]

i think its great how you can make humour of being small, and how your actually a great guy, youve helped me out alot with video editing and such.

many thanks.

[richw4]

@blkhawk60 you are welcome, really glad you find the tutorials helpful! You have to have a sense of humour about things, i even find things funny myself like the time I was filling up my car and the assistant inside got on the tannoy and said 'Please remove the hose from the child' I looked round to see who was letting a kid fill up a car and then saw she was looking at me! she was most embarrassed when I went in to pay lol! :)

[kattwoman17]

I'm not a dwarf, but my house makes me fee like one T.T the hosue was built for people my dads size - he's 6 foot 7 inches. Me? I'm 5'3". I have to get a stool if I want to get anything in the house.

[richw4]

@kattwoman17 wow anything over 4 ft is tall to me but 6ft 7! That must be like living in the Land of the Giants! Yaay for another stool user! :))

[CIAPATY1995]

Thumbs up for eating dog food! My dog is having the same ones ;)

I'm a 1000th viewer yay! lol

1:05 epic and unforgetful lol XD

[richw4]

@CIAPATY1995 Note to self to check things before emptying contents on head! :)

[thepurefighter]

1:05 LOL

[MrRamtoi]

It's nice to see that Your cooking is valued. See suggestions. You are at the same company than Nigella. :)

By the looks of Your handywork around kitchen it is a wonder that You are not starving...

[richw4]

@MrRamtoi Could explain why I never grew much! Nigella is great, a bit saucy with her innuendos lol :)

[MusicIsMyWorldxXx]

whoa exactly 1,000 views

i don't think thats ever happened before youtube usually gets stuck at like 312 then skips to 1,546!!!

[richw4]

@MusicIsMyWorldxXx oooo twighlight zone lol :)

[reyesryanmjaube]

so how was the dog food?

[richw4]

@reyesryanmjaube surprisingly the dog food was not as bad as I thought. Just that it was cold makes it a bit yucky lol :)

[ScarVsHorrorXL]

Man Rich..You have guts!

Getting the Rusty Boot tommorow for you live Blog! :-D

[richw4]

@ScarVsHorrorXL yaaay the Rusty Boot!! launching my christmas competition tomorrow so I guess a lot of people may have questions in the webcast. I'm hoping to have a surprise guest but at the minute I'm still waiting confirmation...see you then :)

[CONNO123A]

i love how upbeat he is about his size

way to go rich!!!!!!!!!!!

[richw4]

@CONNO123A thank you! You just gotta get on with things and play with the hand you've been dealt :)

[drwhoboy123]

HAHAHAHAHA....ahhh i burned me nob! ahaha Crack me up rich

[richw4]

@drwhoboy123 yes boiled sausage..ouch! ;)

[Caddick12345]

LMAO that was hilarious

[richw4]

@Caddick12345 cheers dude!! I'm still trying to get on the PS3 my wife has hogged it recently since getting Assassin's Creed Brotherhood....but today I got here a custom built designer laptop from Sony in Japan for her birthday so this weekend she should be pre-occupied muhaha :)

[Raybi3z]

omfg hes eating dog food lmao

[themodernhero]

and people think im sexist for saying the missus needs to be in the kitchen! but it's a health and safety issue!!! you really dont seem to be getting on with your stool there!

[richw4]

@themodernhero It is H&S issues! LOL That stool is just such a hazzard, they seem to follow me everywhere in my house! :)

[PuppyZwolle]

You sure amazing recuperating powers. Does that come with being a dwarf?

I'd be interested to know how you cope with people staring...or even worse; laughing.

[richw4]

@PuppyZwolle I think my recovery is all down to me being half bionic with all the metal work in me lol! I really don't mind people staring, especially kids as they are mainly curious (adults should know better) It's other people that have the problem, not me as I am most comfortable with my lot in life and as they say if you can't laugh at yourself then...I genuinely find some situations funny too hence putting the point accross in videos like this :)

[PuppyZwolle]

@richw4 Dear Rich. This is exactly what I would expect you to answer if my question was intended that way. I really admire how you view the world, life and the rest. You are my hero. No kidding here.

But... I was suggesting what could be a funny video in this series where that would be the issue at hand.

[noobworldDOTcom]

my geckos food wee'd in my eye once.....

[richw4]

@noobworldDOTcom eeeeeww! :)

[indigofilmjesper]

Oh yeah you are a mad genius gg go home Jamie Oliver

[richw4]

@indigofilmjesper yeah I could teach him a thing or two lol Maybe I'll do a Ray Mears style video on how to survive in the wild... :)

[Kie77]

Rich you complete nutter! That was excellent. Hmmmm, tasty lamb and rabbit!

[richw4]

@Kie77 mmm nom nom ...I love those adverts for Caesar dog food with the white terrier...they really do look appetising! Move over Fonzy I'm coming in for seconds! :)

[aquilario]

You are a late bird!!! Breakfast at almost 5pm !!! (0:54) ;)

[richw4]

@aquilario well spotted although I think the battery is dead in the clock lol :)

[noursette29]

omg whe you put your handon the stove i actually jumped lol i'm so naive.

[richw4]

@noursette29 haha I bet you didn't jump as much as me ;)

[DavideoDesign]

Hahaha Rich another corker. sooo funny, we should get together again and do a "come dine with me" style thingy, I would go last and then make an exuse about being ill so then i wouldn't have to cook anyone anything and get 6 free tea's what ya think?? haha, Excellent video am still laughing , eating dog food that is going beyond the Call Of Duty, Dog Ops anyone ? :)

[richw4]

@DavideoDesign Oh Man Come Dine with me is just ripe for a parody!! You could get 4 or 5 tubers together to film their bits and mesh it all together...could be awesome! I'll leave you to get back to Black Ops lol ! :)

[leeofbacup]

I would love to see you eat a giant Toblerone, It would look like a 12 inch guy eating a normal one. Any way what is you opinion on the Snow White farce? If you have not heard, it's to do with the pantomime version over the festive season, and officials say they have to drop "And The Seven Dwarves" out of the title as it is deemed offensive. Would love to get your thoughts on the matter. Is it offensive? More offensive than my Toblerone remark? less offensive ?

Take care pal.

[richw4]

@leeofbacup @leeofbacup OMG Political Correctness gone stupid in my opinion!!!! The fact is I am small and some things are genuinely funny about it, if I find it funny other people really shouldn't be offended. Dwarfism is a medical term not a made up name like midget so hell yes call it 'Snow white and the Seven dwarves' as that is what they are. It would be insane and patronising to call it something like 'Snow White and the Little People' now wouldn't it lol :)

[DeanBearSyr]

@richw4 Political Correctness is bullshit IMHO, so many people are too concerned with offending *anyone* that they lose their essence of who they are. I work in a factory where I am the only openly gay man, and I don't expect anyone to walk on eggshells when they are around me, although I am NOT easily offended where my sexuality is concerned. You're a dwarf, BFD.  I'm gay, BFD. We're both intelligent, rational people. That is all anyone should be concerned with.

[russtex]

LMAO!!! Really funny Rich!

I ate dog food one time...lol.

[richw4]

@russtex It's not that bad either is it Russ? I bet if it were cooked in a pie you would hardly notice..dare I ask why you ate it??? :)

[russtex]

@richw4 Oh...just to know what it tasted like. Cause it did smell good...lol.

[matube73]

Yo Rich. That was so funny. One of your best yet. Quality stuff man. Cheers.

[richw4]

@matube73 thanks so much! A few people have suggested I do a 'How I drive' video...I may well just do that one too at some point :)

[spyder4kyle]

Hahaha! Rich you're the man!!!

[richw4]

@spyder4kyle you da man!! cheers dude :)

[Pippilly]

lol Yikes with the knife!! I think you've topped yourself, Rich!!! You got a thumbs up alright!

[richw4]

@Pippilly And it's always the bloomin biggest knife that jumps out! Well at least Charli can appreciate what I go through to help around the house ;)

[TaraArtsMovie]

haha you are so funny sir! :D you could do your own tv show! :D

[richw4]

@TaraArtsMovie that's so kind, thank you! All though i think I much prefer just to entertain you great people here :)

[LethalMario]

Now i remember why i subscribe, this is too damn funny

[richw4]

@LethalMario thanks so much, glad you enjoyed it and glad you subscribed too :)

[Crowinblack2001]

You really need to take care of yourself better when you make your meals man. LOL!!!

[richw4]

@Crowinblack2001 Think I may just stick to using the microwave...now what could possibly go wrong there?... :)

[stavrosmike]

I think it's great how you're so comfortable with being "fun sized" that you can joke around about it. You're the best Rich. =D

[richw4]

@stavrosmike thanks so much, appreciate that! Yes I am very comfortable after all I don't know any different and am not suddenly going to have a growth spurt heehe :)

[JimW925]

You know, most accidents happen in the home.. lol

[richw4]

@JimW925 they seem to happen everywhere with me! I even fell down a manhole once! :)

[Javi5551]

i send it trough send message thingy on your channel. oh and lets talk in my channel bcuz this is something tht yeah just comment in my channel thank you

[nukem384]

LOL nice job with the effects! youre on a roll with the gross stuff arent you? drinking toilet water and eating dog food now!

[richw4]

@nukem384 My wife agrees and has vetoed a couple of ideas I had recently...she is my censor lol :)

[weirdone17]

now i wish i was a dwarf :D

[richw4]

@weirdone17 LOL I'll come round and chop some length of your legs if you like ;) jk

[nevek20]

You really need to have a word with Charlie Rich! She keeps leaving the bloody stool laying around >_>

[richw4]

@nevek20 I know! I could have an accident :) LOL

[samxma]

haha! brillient!

[richw4]

@samxma cheers muchly Sam :)

[thisismyusername1986]

Yet again another awesome video rich!!

[richw4]

@thisismyusername1986 thanks so much my friend :)

[killerbng]

omg I havnt laughed so much in some time now, your the best rich :)

[richw4]

@killerbng yaay happy to bring a laugh your way :)

[157GOLIATH]

I enjoy your vids! You are funny as you are wise! I was wonedring if you could make a video tutorial on how you use those video fx and how do you incorporate them in your videos. Tnx

[richw4]

@157GOLIATH I have a tutorial planned on how to make your own pre-keyed clips so I'll incorporate the 2 together :)

[157GOLIATH]

@richw4 Tnx! It would be great to see what tools from sony vegas do you use to incorporate those fx of blood splatter, flames and explosions and how do you make them look good. I used those effects with cromma keyer and got mixed results. Cheers matey!

[AS6VIDEO]

Youtube ..no upload email no show in subs list for uploads.... That Kitchen is a dangerous place Rich .. I am so glad you did not have little dick out that day it could have been even worse you should get one of them mini hobs

[richw4]

@AS6VIDEO A few people seem to be not receiving emails..get a grip Youtube! I could have done with Little Dick to do the dangerous stuff for me...I hope to re-capture him sooon. A mini hob sounds great or a mini oven for doing mini pizaas ...now I'm hungry LOL :)

[CookieOnMyShoulder]

Can you tell me what the differance is between a midget and a dwarf please =).

[richw4]

@CookieOnMyShoulder Dwarfism is a medical condition and there are about 200 known types. Midgets was the name given to very tiny people who had normally proportioned limbs as opposed to dwarfs/dwarves who have disproportionately short long bones such as the femur which makes their arms and legs shorter :)

[CookieOnMyShoulder]

@richw4 Ok thanks sorry if the question offended you I was just curious.

[doriansdream]

Oh dear god! Hilarious in a very unsettling sort of way. I will give you a thumbs up because it was such a good video, NOT because you ate dog food. I shan't encourage such behavior ;-)

[richw4]

@doriansdream LOL yes please don't encourage me! (my wife told me to write that ;)

[MusicalGhoul]

Hilarious mate, great effects!

[richw4]

@MusicalGhoul cheers my Ghoulish friend :)

[richw4]

@AtlantisDigitalFilms OMG why did you put that idea in my head DIY Dwidget It Yourself...now it just has to be done. Bandages ready.. :)

[richw4]

@WhatsUpWithGORDIE cheers mate...good ole Action Essentials LOL :)

[xROBERTxDAVISx]

you leave all your stuff on at the plug ;)?

[richw4]

@xROBERTxDAVISx of course! You see what happens just with everyday things, now you want me to mess with elastictrickery??? ;)

[Gump1147]

Well done. See what I did there? Funny stuff. I think you'd be a bit tough Rich. You need to get drunk and marinate, then get into a fight so you're properly tenderized.

Then and only then, would I eat you.

[richw4]

@Gump1147 LMAO sounds like the perfect recipe for a Dwarf Delicacy...A few more recipes like that and you have the makings of an alternative 'Cooked' book or cookery series!! :)

[ukp42]

As part of the Royal Nutter's household, your allowed to have brekie in My kitchen. My Staff will make your bacon & eggs, but stick to cornflakes. I don't want, lighted royal decorators, running around, My kitchen! No, it will scare the spit dog(he runs in a wheel, turning a spit over fire!) Oh! it was said, that the dog food is healthier than most fast foods cos less salt & fat! great video again sir, but i'll lend you a chef's hat, next time you cook. When are you comming up to Scotland

[richw4]

@ukp42 I lurrrrve cornflakes especially Crunchy Nut! That probably says something! I bet its right about Dog food, to be honest if it was heated up you would be hard pushed to tell it was dog food...just when it's cold it's a bit ewww!

I must get up to Scotlandland I have a playwright friend that I want to visit in Glasgow so I may appear on yer door! ...my parents are going up there again for Christmas. love from a SNOWING yes SNOWING yorkshireland!! :)))

[ukp42]

@richw4 Bring a surf board :)

[radiothax]

Im poorly and this cheered me up no end, laughter is the best medicine, well laughter and whiskey!

[richw4]

@radiothax awww mate, hope you get better soon! Have a Whiskey on me..Doctor's orders! :)

[Young1Bloodz]

LOL brilliant! thumbs up!

[richw4]

@Young1Bloodz yaay and thumbs up for you :))

[yw9kr]

Ha ha :) hilarious!

[Javi5551]

Hey rich i sent u a message a nd wanted to know what u think

[richw4]

@Javi5551 where did you send it? Youtube PM or elsewhere...been looking ..no find :(

[RSANightWolf]

Its funny to see spend pretty much time in your videos. You also seem to enjoy it pretty much. keep it up little rich :)

[richw4]

@RSANightWolf I do enjoy it very muchly...thanks so much for the kind words :)

[willtown2]

lol the music you use from imcompetech i used on one of my videos lol

[richw4]

@willtown2 it's funny how you hear them in different videos that are often on completely different subjects :)

[deathcube35]

It is indeed!

I remember when i was 3, and used to crawl into a really small hole in the wall, that lead into another room, that no one else had ever been inside.

[MrSmallButBrave]

well, everything better than brushing your teeth and washing your face with toietwater :p

[richw4]

@MrSmallButBrave only ever so slightly better heehee :)

[richw4]

@WhatsUpWithGORDIE Yet to try that, those Pouches of cat food look so appetising! I feel a pet food based cook book in the making! :)

[OilTank5]

Looks like a whole damn adventure.

[richw4]

@OilTank5 Oh yes, every day is an adventure in the Land of the Giants ;)

[markasomerville]

pmsl Rich. Well worth the wait m8. I dont think Charlie shld leave you home alone buddy. Some great effects used there. And yeah dropping coffee like that does burn like hell. I have done that with a just made full cup. I nearly hit the roof and the whole street must of heard me screaming. Even the wife laughed at this one

[richw4]

@markasomerville I dread to think what she must think when she gets home, I can see that look in her eye 'What have you been up to..?'. I dropped a cigarette (in the days when I smoked ) right between my legs when I was driving and wasn't able to stop...that literally burned! Say hi to the wife from me :))

[ClasenMovies]

That was just amazing, and you did not even get hurt. I would love to come for breakfast one, it looked so tasty...

Very funny video. :)

[richw4]

@ClasenMovies You are most welcome to come ...now do you prefer the chunky dog food or the solid meat, with or without gravy lol ;)

[ClasenMovies]

@richw4 Thank you... lol

[sparrow111260]

Rich, you are one of the funniest guys!

That was hilarious!

Brilliant!

[richw4]

@sparrow111260 Thank you so much! My wife cracked a smile at this one too, although Fonzy is still scowling at me for eating some of his dinner ;)

[tinycoco1]

Hahahahaha!! that is so funny one of the best so far, well done with does effect. your so damn funnay!! :)

[richw4]

@tinycoco1 Thanks so much my friend...I didn't even show the abseiling I have to do to reach the food cupboards....enough danger i one video for today LOL ;)

[WhistlersBrother]

I like the bloopers at the end, until I saw that I thought maybe it wasn't really dog food in the can. You truly go the extra mile to entertain us Dwidgets!! Hilarious!!

[richw4]

@WhistlersBrother I wondered how many people would believe it or not as I didn't show the bit before when I opened it. Oh how I suffer for my art...nah ...just love entertaining you rocking Dwidgets! :)))

[KrisHesse]

This was even better than the bathroom one!

[richw4]

@KrisHesse Thanks for that, glad you enjoyed it! :)

[iPhoneSnappyGuy]

Rich you really make me LOL!

[richw4]

@iPhoneSnappyGuy I make myself LOL...I know that's wrong, but then again there's nowt much right with me ;)

[conawillvlog]

this was brilliant hahaha