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  • have her sayin OH SHEEEESH YALL TWAS A CREAM!!

  • did anyone else notice jake doesnt move the whole episode?? haha.

  • "also i pee pee'd in me pants"

    "woow you must be drunk"

    "no i did that before we got in here im just drunk enough to admit it now giiiii"

  • I had to replay to see if Jake cracked a smile. It almost happened at 1:45!

  • hmmmm, PATRICK is becoming friends with the idiot because the grumpy guy jake wont be. sound familiar *cough cough spongebob cough cough*

  • Doesn't Amir hate Pat's existence?

  • great acting on jake's part to keep a straight face through all of that

  • lightweights...

  • i like how pat and amir get along only when they're smashed.

  • Oh my god i have honestly never laughed this hard at a jake and amir ever

  • anyone notice they stole Jake's phone lol very smooth

  • I was waiting for Jake to go like "What the?!" at the end when they were gone.

  • qq

  • Hornsbys? that's hard cider.

  • 1:45 AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

  • "I can't read that."

    "What are drunk or something?"

    "Nope, you just don't know how to spell."

    Also the screen is off so there's that.

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  • No I just did that before we got in here I am just drunk enough to admit it now. hahahahahha

  • Don't be like Pat Cassels.. Unless you're watching this.

  • Piano Man!! Love that song. ^^

  • chuck norris !!

  • concellious? 

  • Is Jake's face made of granite?

  • The phone wasn't even on...

  • pat n amir is so mean..... now i feel sad of jake...

  • jake didn't even drink

  • i could imagine how hard it is for jake to just keep a straight face without covering it with his hands

  • jake never takes a drink

  • AN NOT A FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT NIGHT........

  • People in the background "WTF are these guys are doing??" 1:23, 2:00 and 2:09

  • love PAT

  • Pat's magical. :D

  • FAIL,

    they covered up the beer brand name on the front of the box but not on the side :o

  • this episode was deadly with pat

  • lol jake is trying hard to smile so badly at the end

  • Pat and Amir BFF when drunk HAHAAHAHAH

  • Pat is totally me when I get drunk XP

  • looks like jake has invisible, noise-canceling headphones

  • jake didn't say one word through this whole video.. he didn't even change where he was looking or his facial expression lol.

  • i wonder how many takes it took to make this

  • I said I would go to sleep 12 episodes. Damn you Jake and Amir!

  • amir sexually frustrated at 1:17 and 1:46

  • Now thats how you cheer friends up!

  • Aaaaaw I feel bad for Jake Dx

  • lol at 1:17

  • 2:02 is that Sarah? Just wana be sure^^

  • @MnztrHopoffxD that girl has curly hair :O So, I guess not

  • If I could get drunk with anyone on youtube, it would be Amir <3

  • @Awesome6Sauce Same for meXD

  • Jake is so stoned hahah

  • I cant tell the difference between drunk amir and sober amir 0.0

  • theres3 beers in front of them, and 1 missing from the crate. who stole a beer?

  • Amir hates pat ?

  • I get Pat getting drunk after half a beer...but Amir, what the hell man?

  • I FINALLY FOUND ONE I MISSED! :D

  • we're are the outtakes for this?

  • Sarah's throwing a party, but she's walking in the background when they leave...

  • @mascarahera Thats not Sarah

  • Lol @ 1:17 , Amirs Fingering His Beer Bottle xD !!

  • Jake's just like :| the whole freakin' time XD

  • Hornsby hard cider ftw

  • lol Amir has had two beers max and is drunk lol

  • Jake and me share the same favorite type of beer!

  • God, Jake must've laughed SO many times filming this!!

  • @TheCottaWarrior wow who cares? They're hilarious!

  • 1:45

  • HOLY SHIT!

    its just a vid they are acting! of course they arent gonna get shitfaced.....

  • I WANT ONE OF THOSE BEERS!!!!!!

  • How does Jake keep a straight face through that!?

  • i think jake is dead and amir dont even notice smh

  • if it wasn't for him blinking and moving when touched you can say his pic was taken

  • The funniest part IMO is how amir hates pat so much when hes sober

  • 2 beer queers!

    

  • haha amir is too cool for jake

  • Don't ne like pat cassels drink more then half a beer and be sober

  • jake didnt even open his beer...wtf comon jake

  • Awww Pat and Amir are drunk buddies!!! :D

  • i love amir's laugh 

  • Three years and just now do i notice that this is the first time that Amir was in the same room as pat and nobody but Jake's feelings got hurt.

  • awwwwww jakey

  • Jake is so patient....

  • how did jake not laugh?

  • @codyrico watch the outtakes to see how much jake actually laughed XD

  • @codyrico have you seen outtakes? :D

  • @codyrico a thousand and sixty outtakes :D

  • @codyrico He did laugh....a lot haha theres an outtakes video for this

  • i call that happy hour :D

  • man i made fun of chuck no...........

  • i watched the order of these episodes 4,2,3,1,2

  • Jake was struggling not to laugh

  • Awww poor Jake!!

  • Hold 3 for beer goggles.

  • I feel sorry for jake...! :(

  • I bet there were soooo many outtakes for this, because Jake wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face through half of it :D

  • pat and amir

  • pat drunk after like 3 beers amir had half a beer... and wasted

  • Is Jake's face made of rock??

  • y isn't Pat in more jake and amir.I've only seen him a couple times in this.

  • @SergeantTomato5 he's mostly in "hardly working"

  • 1:18 Amir: "im scared of death" while fingering the bottle lol

  • Hahaha! Tubthumping by Chumbawamba!

  • Jake was trying so hard not to laugh

  • i peepeed in mi pants

    1:45 also is halla funnny

  • i peepeed in mi pants

  • Why isn't there an intro to this video

  • And the whole time, Jake just sits there in apathy.

  • I feel sooo sorry for Jake. :(

  • @pokemongirl813 i dont.. he killed amir`s gf

  • was that Sarah in the backround?

  • I thought Stella was his favourite beer.

  • lol the were drinking at work

  • press 6 for vagisil lol

    

  • Hardest part was for Jake not to laugh. He couldn't resist at 1:50.

  • more like Pat and Amir

  • i wanna know what jake was thinking that entier time

  • I get Amir getting drunk after half a beer..but Pat, what the hell man? XD

  • @acjub nah that's jus how he iss ;)

  • @kenzandsarahh123 haha XD

  • @acjub he had more than half a beer.

  • @LianeandAmy still not enough to get that drunk though

  • @acjub it's not a beer, it's hard cider

  • @acjub pat maybe had 2 beers at the beginning cause its a 6 pack n only 3 on the table

  • @acjub Pat already had a whole beer 1/8 before he got drunk

  • @acjub Pat had 1 and a half beers!

  • @iLiKeCeRe oh well that explains everything XD

  • @acjub looks like more than beer, the red bottle looks like vodka

  • @acjub It was 1 and a half -_-"

  • @acjub you can see some empty bottles and glasses when their drunk

  • @acjub in pats defense it took him 2 beers to get nearly as wasted as amir did

  • @blackzabbathfan Oh yes, I'm so proud!

  • @acjub look at 0:38 pat drank more

  • @acjub don't be Pat Cassels

  • i wonder how long it took to film him haveing a stright face.

  • @jaymesgp I wonder how long it took for you to figure out that it's spelled "having"

  • amir is a tommy-two beer

  • keep pressing 5 and enjoy :)

  • jake just sat there looking stupid n all.. XD

  • That was some class acting by Jake!

  • Jake didn't say anything!

  • at 1:03 press constantly

  • as if amin only had half a beer

  • Spam 6

    

  • Amir is a fucking light weight!

  • press 1 and 2 then 10 to find out you're stupid

  • glad to see someone else that actually can get along with amir

  • HAHA!!!! Finished three quarters of a semi-introduction of a 5 page report that's due tomorrow!!!! Now to waste an hour on watching Jake and Amir.

  • Pat has 2 dif phones? Iphone and mtrola razor

  • Jake needs an interpreter.

  • Pause at 1:24. Look at amir... YOURE WELCOME

  • press '2' i agree

  • Press 9 a bunch it is so funny!

  • I love pat!! he's so funny!!!

  • Amir: Also, I pee pee'd in me pants.

    Pat: Woah! You must be drunk.

    Amir: No, I did that before we got in here. I'm just drunk enough to admit it now. AAAH

  • ME;wait mom ive only been watching Jake And Amir For 3 hours.

    mom; we have to go to a funeral

    me; WAIT WOMEN(:

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAA. gosh i need to stop watching this videos. SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS :D

  • Wish I could get drunk at work with J and A.

  • did anyone else notice the random people in the background looking at the jake, amir, and pat get drunk?

    They're thinking: "WTF? I thought this was a legit company!"

  • Press 1 for Amir Pointing to Patrick

    Press 2 for Amir to Headbang

    Press 3 for Patrick to say "Two" and give his beer a hand-job

    Press 4 for Amir to show Patrick his phone

    Press 5 for Amir's demon laugh and Patrick's ghostly yawn

    Press 6 for Amir's to do the Sprinkler

    Press 7 for Patrick to smell his hand

    Press 8 for Amir's scared pose and Patrick teaching Jake to head-bang

    Press 9 for Amir to push Patrick and stumble after

  • Press 11,22,33,44,55,66,77,88,99 and watch them get drunker ^^

  • piano man billy joel

  • did paul just jack jakes phone!?

  • ahahahahahahhahaha i have a friend who's just like one of my friends :3

  • pats hair looks retarted lll

  • LIGHTWEIGHTS! Come to Ireland and we'll show em'

  • Press 5 ( i think amir has had to much)

  • keep pressing 2 and pat just farted

  • well i never realised how hot pat was.

  • Guys I got a new (press 4)

  • when pat is drunk he is exactly like amir XD

  • Liquor before beer

    You're all clear.

    Beer before liquor

    Never sicker.

  • press 8 repeatedly

  • Hah amir got wasted off half a beer!

  • How does Amir get drunk from drinking 1 beer?

  • Pat+Amir+lots and lots of alcohol=BFF

  • This is my favorite vid of Jake and Amir

  • Aww! Pat and Amir finally getting along!

    Also how does Jake stay still for so long?

  • 1:45

  • 1:16 Amir's fingerfuckin the bottle lol

  • god dammit i have a 20 paragraph paper due tommorow and its 1 and i havnt started it yet i cant stop WATCHING THESE!!!!!!!!!

  • Why is the "Press 2" commen thumbed up,when 6 is so much funnier :D

  • 87 (stupid) people do not like this vid