Lindsay Lohan Sues E-Trade Babies!

[KittenKoder]

Who?

[OHanswerME4Hamlet20]

no one calls her by one name so wtf.was her lawyer getting at

[Snakepliskinist]

Unsurprisingly, the forward of the creationist text has a comma splice.

[TheRoflcer]

Lindsay Lohan is sueing them becuase she believe's they were talking about here 'problem's', does she relise that she's practicly agreeing with them and calling them out for pointing it out.

[fabaum22]

You really should do more 'news' videos. Really, really, you very much should!

[Donj999999]

You made my heart race when you told me not to leave..... but Im sorry.. our feelings arent mutual

[PsychoticSnake]

Lindsay Lohan is in no position to claim that others are milking her name, when she is nothing mkore than a petty thief.

[dolerbom]

That biology book is only three pages. The cover, the part that says the bible is correct, and the end of the book.

[tallyhoman911]

i miss his old backround with the posters. haha xD

[deathpill100]

"you're like a Voltaire wrapped in a Nietzsche in a box of Shakespeare, at the bottom of an ocean of Socrates" lmao

[SwagginPenguin]

@bugeater64 you pretty muched owned him lol

[realcodeman11]

2:48

Here, that reference earned you all my internets.

[Unholyspaghetti]

wait, so those japanese courses i took were fake... motherfuckers

[imsljr420]

this fag?...im leaving cuz ur a fag.

[bugeater64]

@imsljr420 im pretty sure he is not a cigerrette

[imsljr420]

@bugeater64 :are you dumb?. i didn't say he was a cigarette, i said he was a fag short for faggot or another word for gay, queer, homo.

[bugeater64]

@imsljr420 fag stands for cigarette in europe, faggot is a bundle of sticks in europe also, gays definition is happy, queer is another meaning for weird, and homo as in the same, read up on definitions before you call people dumb.

[imsljr420]

@fageater64 : im in America not europe dumbass....only a fag would say what you just said....queer is another word for fags cuz they're weird...btw im going to stop replying cuz i can't stand this queer.

[barronzaren]

@imsljr420 homophobe!

[imsljr420]

@barronzaren :sfojfhiodsfvinhvindvlkxcnvid

[thatguykalabam]

@imsljr420 So, what you're saying is, you're an intolerant homphobe?

[JoeRingo118]

@imsljr420 sadafkljfjlkajsfasklj you are a gsadksdjfklajkldjaklsf

[MetalDoneMoreForME]

@bugeater64 dumb = not being able to speak.

[worktosser]

where are the TITS! I want my money back.

[BoomGoesTheBear]

Omg This vid.. is stupid but great and funny at the same freking Time!!! xDDDD :p

[GoldStandardPunk66]

She also sued Pitbull for mentioning her in "Give me Everything". Really, SHE isn't that important, she is only known for being a mentally foolish bitch.

[jasonheob]

i left.

[LizandLexINC12]

...this guy annoys me...

[mrkanepker]

i think its funny how full of shit famous people..they just think that there so good because there known by alot of people for aload of crap.

[EliroX904]

Wait, what? Japanese is the BEST language ever made! How could you say that D:

[Terra1311]

they were obviously -.-

[Multi80sfan]

no such language as japanese? is that a joke?

[Multi80sfan]

srry couldnt think of anything clever

[Multi80sfan]

she is a dumb bimbo that makes $5 a day turning triks on 4 lower middle class husbands

[kiel108]

bob jones university B.J.U. BJU blow jobs 4 u?

[cheerinforash]

This is the first video I've ever seen of yours, YOU'RE FUCKING AWESOME!

[philosophicalreason]

Jim Jones family was home schooled from what i heard,and we all know what kind of gift to humanity he did,aside from the koolade of course.

[stuntlife07]

Her dum ass just broke!! She wants to sue every one now !! Spend all her money on coke an drugs ..dum ass

[victoneter]

Lindsay©

[uewVumopVapIsVdn]

lol holy crap THE BEST LMFAO

[afaigen]

OH MY GO HE IS OVERWEIGHT!! Let's make ourselves feel better about our own neurosis and physical appearances by making fun of someone who is obviously smarter than us and is trying to make a point! Let's be sure to concentrate only on the vibrations of his stomach and the fact that he happens to have taken 3 sips of 1 beer! This means he is drunk, and therefore everything he says is wrong.. . >_> fucking imbeciles

[1richdude]

started out funny and the more he drank the more it just crashed and burned.

[rasro]

Dude, you suck.

[laserindie]

@RageDoktor oh he mad bro

[MegaPooplover]

1. Ur gay

2. Ur a conceded freak

3. Ur drunk

4. Ur a pig

5. Ur fat

[RageDoktor]

@MegaPooplover You mad?

[evanoconnor3082]

@MegaPooplover whats your point. so what if hes gay, so what if hes fat or a pig?

[ChiChoo29]

@MegaPooplover Get mad bro.

[RenaissanceMan1993]

@MegaPooplover And you're a mega poop lover and a doodoo head.

[limegreensquid]

$100,000,000. For a typical girl's first name, when NOBODY calls Lohan by just her first name. Lohan has always been included. Sounds to me more like a disenfranchised starlet who did too many drugs and had too much plastic surgery to maintain a reputable career, and while intoxicated schemed a plan with her lawyer to get the kind of money paid if people wanted her in their movies.

In other words, she's phoning in drunk and then telling the president on the boss for not paying her a day's work.

[totalaccess1000]

Linsey Lohan is out of money, and there is no other people on this planet named Lindsey.. If Etrade used Lohan's image, it would actually be detrimental and be overwhelmingly damaging to Etrade. Etrade just used a name, one of Billions! So, if they used my name, do you think that I would have a claim? I strongly predict not! Lohan is desperate, manipulates the law and is never held responsible for her actions. So why not sue a reputable company..and probibly win with a flimsy claim!

[miazagora]

You really shouldn't drink and talk at the same time. The first part was pretty funny, but the part where you started dissing on homeschoolers and homeschool books you know nothing about, and pretending to know the intentions of a PRIVATE Catholic school were a bit...Lindsay Lohan-ish.

[KBCC3]

that little wobble you do during the video? please stop. Just sit your fat ass down.

[DisturbedDemato]

LOVE HIM!



[Amuchansanchez]

Shut the f*** up!!!!! Half of the stuff made no sense everyone knows Lindsay Lohan is an idiot and some stuff just sounds made up when you say something worth listening to don't bother XP

[flamebow58]

@Amuchansanchez watch out ll might sue you XD

[lizstorey1233]

That was stupid and made no sence

[johndebbra]

@lizstorey1233 When you say someone does not make sense it may be a good idea to spell correctly

[LuxConcordiae]

Miliey Cyrus is so deep that she's shallow.

[alexarox1231]

Haha never heard of this guy but I'm already in love with him.

[CbarMiiXaaS]

Japanese is a language.... =/

Japanese people speak palau and japanese

[BriansBannister]

Mylee Cyrus. Deep.

[BriansBannister]

Is that a Brom painting in the background?

[dixieroseam]

This guy is awesome.........love the fact that you point out the 'common sense' that people missed. You should do a regular show.

[TheFacelessActivist]

Hold on, who's Lindsay Lohan?

[replytoomyass]

@TheFacelessActivist Your emotionally distant mother!

[heathermc79]

Re:jnolan273-it's ironic that the person who is attempting to 'degrade' the man who posted this video comments not once but 3 times(in a row) that the this guy is 'drunk and annoying'...yet jnolan273 comes across as a moron because 1. Just because he's sipping out of a bottle doesn't mean he's drunk 2. Even if he is plastered he still discusses larger subjects than you can even pronounce or even process 3. If your going to call someone 'drunk and annoying' spell it right and don't repeat it 3 t

[sku11kid1]

at least miley's throat is deep

[trex6321]

lindsy lohan sucks!

[jnolan273]

your drunk haha.and your anoying



[jnolan273]

your drunk lol



[TheArchon427]

Is it stupid that I paused the video and wrote this comment as soon as he said Lindsay Lohan?

[CombatZombieman]

@TheArchon427 just a little

[NWA657]

@iusethelancer1 you know what you should do? shut the FUCK up biiiiiaaaattttch

[naugirl3]

you went a little overboard. just saying --- i lost interest within the first 10 seconds. calm it down a bit, you too salty about celebs. focus on your own life, maybe then you'll be happier because you sure as hell don't seem like it now.

[Eyesareopen22]

Here's why they CANNOT teach creationism in my country's school. In my country the law says there is "seperation of church and state." My country pays for my school to exist. My country's churches do not pay my country taxes. Therefore my country's churches can STAY OUT of my SCHOOL.

[GdoubleWB]

Yes, it should be banned. Students need to learn actual facts that will give them some headway in life, instead of some messed up fairy tale that has been disproven time and time again.

[muggle394]

I'm new. I subscribed before the video was even finished.

[LSUfanJS10]

STRAWBERRY ABITA!!! Amazing brewski!

[ShinyMetalArse]

i fucking love how he took a sip of his beer before delivering the punchline

[DaShonuff]

I sure was gonna leave before you said "DON'T LEAVE! DON'T LEAVE!"

[NWA657]

like this if the advertisement was Jack daniels

[iusethelancer1]

@NWA657 No like option on this video dumbass.

too bad, thumbs up whore ;_;

[GamerDJX]

If I looked like you, I probably wouldn't believe in God either. Just keep drinking away the pain :)

[cbbabbii]

if you DONT like this. theres a simple answer ; DONT watch it.

ppl are soo dumb sitting here tellin this guy to put his beer down and get a life and shit, & yet you watched it right? right. soo either dont watch it or watch it and shut the fuck up. seriously, i mean hes ovb doin something right if he can get over 200,000 views right? i thinkkk sooo (:

[afghanistanjaneman]

man get a life. ??

[BCPSTUDIOS101]

this guy has problems

[POOPtard69]

@BCPSTUDIOS101 You have problems if you don't agree with every last mother fucking thing he says.

[dmac5880]

and actuall Lohan's IQ of "0" is way to high, try negative infinity!

[dmac5880]

i agree with proctorhockeyman, you are high,drunk, and a complete idiot! just chill out and quit worrying about others lifes an focus on your own. I LOVE JESUS!!!!!

[gavrahf]

??? I'm so disappointed in present sense of humor around the world!!! It is so sad to waste every minute watching this ..... I don't know how to name, BIG BIG FAKE!!!!

Shame.....

For other people, try to be original and normal, not fake!!

and I apologize for my pretty bad english, I'm from Serbia :)

[niccilomachiaveli]

question of the day: FUCK YES IT SHOULD BE BANNED!

[proctorhockeyman]

U drunk retard get a life

[ThePokemasterMatt]

What an idiot, but then, Lohan is an idiot who has an IQ of 0.

[ThePokemasterMatt]

@ThePokemasterMatt In other news, She also wishes to sue haters. Just never admits it.

[Timlin71]

What is supposed to be funny in your fun fact ?

[weirdercize]

Why do you have a conan poster in the background

[SteveC935]

@weirdercize It's a heck of a lot better than Kenny G or Micheal Bolton or Pokemon or something else like that.

[weirdercize]

@SteveC935 but conan the destroyer/ the barbarian SUCKED mostly cuz it was shwartznagger (spelling?) playing them.

[deadsunshine13]

he's got a LOT of good points... regilion shouldn't be in books, except in church.

Lindsay is just a name. and i think she was a cokehead not an whatever-aholic lol

you shouldn't punish the children for the parents beliefs. otherwise, i believe jesus would have been killed as a baby cus he's Virgin Mary wasn't much of a virgin and more like a whore...

and alcohol seems to be more of a truth serium, so why should he put down the beer.. i'd like to buy him another one :D

[Demetri1171]

Religion isn't science! Why would it go into education in the first place? Get those dumbass religious books out of the science books section and into the fire. THERE IS NO CHRISTIAN GOD!

[Humberto4790]

But it's freedom of speech.

[Fuglebolle]

It is obviously a referance to Lindsay Lohan, especially since they mention that she's a milkoholic.

[laxslasher13]

he thinks linz is hot?

[BitesizedCandy]

I think what we need is a near extinction of our species, but I rather not think of the risk of the survivors being the religious type. Well in all honesty that wouldn't do the trick regardless, since religion always has a way of rearing it's fucked-up ideals into the brains of us "smart" apes.

[MERCEDESO2]

O.k Dude your girl_bashing young adults actresses standing infront of a wall of men actors... Ummm What am i missing here? Put the beer down. Don't sweat the small stuff. And the world will keep turning just the same as always. WORD!

[theSlickest17]

This guys a fucking retard! get a friend and get the hell off youtube. and he mite want to put down the beer and grab a carrot

[TheWoodstock2009]

I think creationism should be outright BANNED!!!!DESTROYED!!!ABOLISHE­D!!!

[bob2012isfake]

hey its seth rogan younger brother

[swissaunty]

Lindsay what?

[charmwishes101]

i would sue them to and they were on tv like 2 days ago?

[arsenelupin123]

Add Georges Riekers

[lizrascal]

My familiy homeshooled me to not teach me religion. :D

But, still, I've never laughed harder in my life. XD

[shttykitty]

I love the "fun fact"! I laughed so hard xD

[Vexille1983]

Another fun biblical fact. God states to snakes as being " cursed above all cattle" in Exodus 3:14.

[UrbanFury12]

@Vexille1983 "God said to Moses, “I AM WHO I AM.[a] This is what you are to say to the Israelites: ‘I AM has sent me to you." Exodus 3:14?

[Vexille1983]

@UrbanFury12

Shit, I meant GENESIS 3:14. My mistake. I don't know why I said Exodus for.

[DJVirgoNeun]

Sorry for sounding dimwitted, but is she really suing E-Trade for making a profit out of her name without her permission or is she just suing them because she can't take a joke? >.>

I'm sorry for asking that guys, but let's face it: EVERYBODY will sue each other for any goddamn thing, especially if its for $1Million over a fucking stained tuxedo at the dry cleaners e_e

[josejalepeno63]

wow,im cathoil/christian,but even i think that is the most retarded biology book.

[TheCaptainLulz]

Her name is Hohan, not lindsey.

[rocketnuts6]

did he say pressure per square inch. that was hilarious

[tagwolf]

You have a lot of potential dude! I enjoyed watching the first part a lot. Just work on acting and relaxing a bit as it sounds somewhat forced at times. Practice makes perfect!

[LordScrambles]

Who is the anime character right below Clint Eastwood on TJ's wall?

[LuisDolores2244]

@LordScrambles Sge is from Evangelion but I cant remember her name

[eiphreim]

@LordScrambles Ayanami Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion

[wefsaf33]

damn dude. i was about to hit the " x " button but than he said dont leave. creepy.

[dolan2159]

This guy is funny because he is such a fucking idiot.

[Vix847]

@dolan2159 Why?

[JRC3034]

@dolan2159 Yes, because habitually trolling every video you come across shows just how much more intelligent, charismatic, and articulate you are. I think you need a lesson in humility.

[ipiximeat]

nice 

[TheLawliet10]

I'm just waiting for Sarah Palin to come out.

[bwolhute]

Dude, you are so intelligent! Why is it that all the home school kids at my college are the ones with the higher ACT/SAT scores and getting all the top scholarships and jobs. People would be a whole lot more interested in what you have to say if it was more factual and less opinionated. Everyone has an opinion, especially in America

[GAGAISMYMUM]

LOL i love this guy!

[WalksThroughLife]

Pretty funny

[msnumba1dog]

is he drunk !! lol

[cruelbusiness1984]

I didn't realize bein homeshooled meant not receivin a decent education in the fields of science and biology. I feel bad for these kdis, sheltered from reality and taught lies and brainwashed by thier parents 2 believe lies. I wonder how many homeschooled kids r teapartyers and republicans

[xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx]

@cruelbusiness1984 I can only assume, though I'm pretty sure I'm right, that a lot of them are, because their parents didn't think their lives were being filled to the brim enough with good old Christian morals in public school...

[cruelbusiness1984]

deep and shallow are irrelevant terms. opinions r either credible, as in backed up by facts or not credible, as in shootin off at the mouth witout double checkin that the person knows what they're talkin about. lifes are either meaningful or they're not. u either work or ur a slob. everythin thing else is either interesting or not. there's no such thing as deep or shallow

[LatinaLiiindaz]

i dont think that baby named lindsay is lindsay lohan and i dont think she'll win it.. but i do like lindsay lohan and i hope she moves higher in the future with her career..

[jasonec7]

Hilarius video! But, seriously speaking, you should read more than just light magazines and stop repeating stupid things you heard from movies.

[89shahrizal]

lol....suddenly i'm thinking about raywilliamjohnson...

co za asy~~

[fergo560]

wtf did she really do that thats fucked americans can get away with anything i heard a story about some girl sliping on a fry in mcdonalds then sewed them fore like a million bucks.. like wtf?

[myssahel2012muerte]

photo of marilyn manson

[KrunkKoreKayla]

I like how there's a random Marilyn Manson poster right behind him lol. And I'm all for gay rights-another straight person for gay rights!!!! :D

[psychointegrator1989]

Man actually was created from dust...stardust though

[themobscene412]

lol miley saying she is deep.

[VioletMoonFire]

Lindsay Lohan doesn't own a name! I have that same name too!! Fuck her!

[tonik116]

my beer came up into my nose alittle...seriously i wasnt expecting to laugh at all.

[UltimateHenrik]

Thumbs up if u actually came here to see boobs.. i did..

[LadyZeppelin1960]

@UltimateHenrik Her boobs look lopsided.

[ugladbro]

@LadyZeppelin1960

99% of women have one boob that's bigger than the other. -___-

it's natural.

except, you know, in porn.

[LadyZeppelin1960]

@ugladbro I am highly aware of this. I am a woman. But guess what? Lohan's tits are FAKE.

[ugladbro]

@LadyZeppelin1960

actually, they're real. they get bigger and smaller as she loses and gains weight. they used to be huge, and then she became a skeleton and they are non-existent. then she gained some weight and has them again.

[LadyZeppelin1960]

@ugladbro Actually, she did have fake breast for a long while. She ended up losing the weight in hopes to cover up the fact that she had them removed. I know fake breasts anywhere. Plus, it's in the media.

[lizzie6991]

If your concieted was an ocean, they wouldn't be able to send vessels to the bottom of it because it would be crushed under the pressure. hahaha i love it (((:

[MrBmantheman]

@lizzie6991 Conceit*

[Imagine1world5]

About the E-trade commercial ... It's true. This commerical is clearly about Lindsay Lohan. It was more about the name used and the what was going on whenthis commercial was done.

[jimmyfloresrsw123]

WHO the fuck is this XD

[mslewp]

QOTD: Yes it should. Those kids don't stand a chance.

[Vamptrebless]

I simply love this vid. :)

[Dougan317]

Ehm... What just happened? :DDD