American Dad - Guns don't kill people

[locustfire77]

Why the hell do you have a production intro? You didn't do anything. Like, literally nothing did you do. This is someone else's work. Copyrighted work at tha- Oh, look, Stelio Kontos in the related videos! BYE!

[Admirturano]

the intro was half the video, great job jerk

[MetroidJunkie2007]

Guns can't kill, but they can be accomplices.

[RandomCoked]

in soviet russia, people kill guns

[TooMuchDramaForyou]

Guns don't kill people, People kill guns!

[PCBCerqueira]

Cometa producoes apresenta? Tu nao fizeste NADA disto

[7MukuroRealm]

My gun killed someone and made me help.

[zodiakking]

i actually wanted to see the scene just before this dialogue lol



[superkickass231]

Silly Hayley Guns Are For Stan

[CanadianReich]

when the daughter shoots the dad and he says she was right, guns kill people- i dont follow. just because she thought the gun was full of blanks SHE pointed it at another person and SHE pulled the trigger. At close range even blanks will kill. She shot her dad, not the gun

[evolutionist101]

@CanadianReich HUH?

[CanadianReich]

@evolutionist101 watch the entire episode :)

[AmishParadise27]

Guns don't kill people, I do. *shoot*

[Zholat]

Why do people use these Intros where it says

"X Production presents you"

...

They just took a fucking clip from some cartoon show, they didn't do shit.

[Godgamerable]

Guns dont kill people Dads with good looking daughters do

[flamingarse1]

guns don,t kill people kinetic energy kills people

[yoshiothehedgehog]

GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE

BULLETS DO

[wuiyang]

guns dont kill people, people blame people use gun kill

[Grohlvana]

@RDBeatnik Shoot 'Em Up

[lumberj23]

Guns dont kill people. Ah ah.

I kill people. With guns.

[MrVincentR]

my gun used to kill people, till it took an arrow in the knee

[thisisalxprz]

Guns don't kill people, bullets do!

[giggle2154]

very good point. stan is the man!

[Belrag]

is it sad the the intro was just about as long as the actual clip

[MetalSights]

Gun's don't kill people.

Gaping holes in vital organs do.

Oh, and just got a new Stoeger 12 gauge Coach gun.

Fuck gun control

[Ektherion00]

Guns don't kill people, they just make it more fun.

[superang11]

Guns don't kill people, I kill people, with guns

[megapichu123]

15 sec intro

20 sec clip

fuck u

[isingh94]

super mario 64 intro ftw!

[truth2350]

criminalise guns, so that only guns on the black market are the only ones available

[Pesanteuse]

I'm sure the gun helps somehow

[ThatOneGuyMember]

Guns dont kill people, i kill people.... with guns.

[MrBuffalosoldier420]

i heard a similar argument on chatterbox radio...

[peachypreacher]

Guns don't kill people.

Uh-uh.

I kill people.

With guns.

[kbrandt1337]

the only good part about the intro is that it had mario music

[VulgarIniquities]

he has a good point...hmmm

[Alexrider02]

Great clip. Retarded 16 second intro for it. Thumbs down.

[superbuffguy100]

because people killing people is better

[Aserox]

a 16 second intro for a 35 second clip. You sir have earned a thumbs down.

[koruleigh978]

@Aserox Silence, woman. Otherwise people gonna be killing people alllll up in this bitch. lol.

[Zodiarkz]

As if you need anything other than your bare hands to kill someone, should we take those away from people too?

[Gavin17259]

Apples could kill you if you're not careful. Anything can kill you.

[granttruman]

Cars don't kill. I kill.

Guns don't kill. I kill.

Knives don't kill. I kill.

Rocks don't kill. I kill.

Now should we take away everything that would help someone kill? No! Every thing could help or hurt us! We choose what we do with it!

SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!! - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

[vanad1umbro]

Why do you have an intro like you mad this vid? I dont get it...

[carllito12]

Guns don't die

People die

[BaconDemocracy]

Guns don't kill people...

I kill people.

With guns.

[MrHEC381991]

sooooooooo stop giving people guns?

[RDBeatnik]

Guns don't kill people, but they sure help.

- Paul Giamatti in some movie

[MrPopeye232323]

@RDBeatnik Shoot em up

[DirectInjected]

@RDBeatnik Shoot 'Em Up. Hilarious movie.

[flamingarse1]

@RDBeatnik wasnt it in the movie shoot em up

[whirlwind14]

with guns.

[crazykel217]

super mario 64

[IAmMrGreat]

Your getting a thumbs up. not for the video but for the intro :P

[Bugsy99]

The intro was half the video.

That long of an intro isn't really that necessary for that short of a clip.

[straightdropdopeflow]

what is the intro music from? mario kart or something? it sounds to familiar!

[JHShadon133]

@straightdropdopeflow I think it's from Mario 64

[Multiroester]

I hate intros...

[SILLYEaRZZ]

Wait guns kill people No shit kkkkkkkkkk

[cooldj106]

stan is my favarit charicter

[WoWgameaddict]

@cooldj106 Favorite* Stan* Character*

L2spell

[MrEliteFeet]

Rappers do.

[skoolkicks]

guns dont kill but they help

[icesexwithalobster]

12 second intro for a 35 second video?

[jasonoldy69]

Fucking intro

[hellohellohelloman]

Stan is on the right side there. I don't know why the show tries to make him look stupid for saying that

[themafiaguy7]

a uzi a m4 a assult rifle some clips in the pantry. a shotgun in his pillow. a desert eagle in his suit i wish somebody would try to rob stan.

[timothyrothwell]

loving the mario theme at the beggining

[TheHades1918]

TRUE!

[VitoScaletta25]

P.P.S. i recently posted several comments and it said hotoodst take away "hoto" and you've got: O.D.S.T. HA HA HA!

[VitoScaletta25]

Thats Pretty True... P.S. WTH/WTF Whats Mario doing Here?

[CPZShows]

I speak greack not geek

[AssKicker411]

What happened to the top comments?

[1971Chevelle502]

so true, take away guns and people will still get them, or just find another way to kill, its in our human nature to fight and kill, hippies who love nature should know that cause animals are even more violent than us

[lesainteamy]

Guns may not kill people, but they sure do help.... It's not much to just go up to someone and shout "BANG! BANG BANG!"

wait... That's from Eddie Izzard! XD goodie, I remembered who that was from. =)

[R4z0rEdg3]

JOHN LAJOIE KILLS PEOPLE....WITH GUNS!

[softan]

People are to stupid to be allowed to carry guns. A person that can't even read still gets to carry a gun in some places. Utterly retarded.

[saj12100]

@softan why is it stupid?

[11mafiaman]

press 8 rapidly

[NotAG4yName]

you ever notice the people who are against guns all tend to be people who would never really need a gun?

[smudgethekat]

Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

[truth2350]

@smudgethekat amen

[itialianpasta]

HOW THE FFFUUUUU DOES THIS VIDEO HAVE THUMBS DOWN?1?!?!?

[CojanDaniel]

@itialianpasta maybe cause half of it is that intro, and those out of this world language subtitles.

[left4trance]

Jesus christ, the intro takes up most of the fucking video...

[LethalMetalHead]

missed out the best part D:

gunst protect people against people whit smaller guns

[halosecrets526]

it said mate for kill in that language. lol

[datcurl]

..lol super mario 64...

i'll shut up now

[OscarAlhoII]

0:15

[SaNtArOsA7073]

even without guns people would still find a way to kill eachother

[austindrelick]

The intro takes up half the video, the video is horrible quality, and the spanish subtitles makes it worse.

[Avliss19]

@austindrelick thats its portuguese ignorant

[Atu7UP]

fuck your intro

[bcsk8ter]

super mario 64!!

[BUTTS3CKSandPANCAKES]

if guns dont kill people, people kill people does that mean that toasters dont toast toast toast toasts toast?

[quila001]

@BUTTS3CKSandPANCAKES My god that was difficult to read aloud.

[SuperLapic]

ok gun, kill!

[thedragonguru]

I thought it was the bullets that did it. Whoops!

[Fosten12]

stan is right

[TarWoman]

150 people have been killed by a person with a gun.

[theheckwithit]

knives kill people, arrows kills people, fists kill people, feet kill people, blunt object kill people, sharp thing kills people, ...ect.

[vergilheartnet]

@theheckwithit oh REALLY???? ok, "take out sharp things and put it on table" , SEE, its HARMLESS

[T16Akatsuki]

do you really need that shitty 16 second intro for a clip thats just over 20 seconds??

[LozoRozoDX]

@T16Akatsuki Do you really need to troll othe rpeople for something they do when you probably can't do it youreself?

[Slouthfulboy]

I don't understand why people dislike this. He proved a vital point.

[KamiKaZantA]

16 seconds of "Tard Production presents" for a 19 sec video.

[krusokat]

sooo...true! :D

[batslayer34]

@Funnydude4321 clearly you didnt watch the video clip

[LozoRozoDX]

I love your intro.

[andrewdemaio]

@LozoRozoDX Thanks =D

[RApollos]

@andrewdemaio it's a little long though

[pierreo33]

@LozoRozoDX yeah its like half the video, sucks

[LozoRozoDX]

It doesn't really matter. If you don't like it then find the clip uploaded by someone else.

[DarthKeyrus]

Damn right!

[metashinryu]

indeed

[Demonhornz]

15 second entry to a 20 second clip. Wow.

[PikKirby]

Now, was that intro really necessary? :/

[kioti15]

Chuck norris kills people.....

[LonerSoldierWolf]

@kioti15 And you wish to have buttsex with him since people like you mention him all the time.

[bigblackracoon]

Stan pretty much settled the whole gun's kill debate. Sure a gun's sole purposse is to end life but as Stan showed us guns don't get angry, Jealous, Greedy, Desperate, emotionaly damaged or motivated enough to kill people, people do. Take away guns and the killing stops? Please then i guess all those wars fought during The Romain empire era and before that was fought with tactics like "Drive by Arguments" *Persian King* Oh leonidus *Leonidus* what? *Pesian King* I DISAGREE! *flees on chariot*

[daisyrios101]

I'm pretty sure if you wanted to kill someone and there wasn't a gun around, you'd find another way to do it.

Just sayin', Hayley.

[444Tazer]

Was the 13 second long intro needed for a 35 second video>

[TeeheeOmid]

@444Tazer ya, and what is the song for it too?? it was nice!

[444Tazer]

@TeeheeOmid I'm pretty sure it was the castle theme for Mario 64.

[ifunanya24]

a guns sole purpose is to kill! (unless u thinks its to crack nuts)... a knife can kill but was not designed 4 that sole purpose..guns are!

[dlrice]

@ifunanya24

Idiot

guns gave us this country, killed a few nazis and keeps the bad guys from raping you while you sleep

[LycoValleyRRFan]

@ifunanya24 What about hunting?

[Anne123N]

i knw that voice from family guy

[HeteroProductions]

so does that mean that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?

[Zippism]

@HeteroProductions

No humans make toasters toast toasts. Like they make guns kill people.

[alec022]

mexicans and spanish are so gross. we need to kill whoever made that intro video.. with a gun

[HeteroProductions]

@alec022

I <3 You!

[TheJayjam]

@alec022

even if that was portuguese

[Nave4x4]

@alec022

That's portuguese you dumbass...

Kill yourself instead!

Spanish and Mexicans... Yeah right...

[HeyMan674]

haily: Guns kill!

stan: is that so? well lets see about that *places gun on desk* okay gun kill...go ahead kill some one...dont be shy...SEE!

[stiskavac]

put a long intro movie when YOU make a video not when you take a video from a show!

[crsini520]

Disliked for the introduction which makes it seem as if you're marketing this clip as your own.

[Gerbildo123456789]

In the beginning the music is from Mario Bros ! xD

[substess]

Guns dont kill people... I kill people, with guns

[richtofen321]

guns dont kill people the government people

[Punisher2341]

Of curse guns don't kill people, I do!

[rockmace]

I am not a video guy, i am an illustrator, but even there I don't use watermark. Why would you publish a video, with an intro longer than the actual video?

[affcarakapow]

Ai vai um idiota, uma besta, um otário me coloca uma vinheta que ocupa metade do vídeo. Vai se fuder

[AnFmusic010]

what stan said is so true...

[zagbonaisasenior2]

Stan finally proved it, "see guns don't kill people people kill people"

[chocolatethundaish]

lol I actually like this episode alot, Seth McFarlane's works are silly but send a message at the same time. If guns kill people, then cars kill people, kitchen knives kill people, chairs kill people, rocks kill people, and it list goes on and on.....

[cottonwell]

of course guns dont kill people, if anything the bullets kill people

[bigfatwillie]

the fact that someone disliked this is retarded

[TwiliPri1]

little hint... 0:16

[JoshBroz]

guns dont kill people nuh uh, i kill people with guns, pow!

[gummybearnet]

@JoshBroz ROFL I saw that. Jonlajoie ftw.

[sam9116]

@JoshBroz or knife, fist, penis, chairs...........etc

[JoshBroz]

@sam9116 i kill people by jon la joie

[DrEmo14]

@JoshBroz  You can't spell gun without... "VAGINA"

[Xshaped]

lame intro



[FishingKing754]

Well it is a lame intro.

[gutobuenodf]

de 35 segundos, 15 e uma intrução malfeita e idiota. Não pode pegar CREDITO por ter copiadouma parte de desenho! N00Bish

[SEGAman323]

NINTENDOOOOOOO WOHOOOO

[boobooberry]

Guns dont' kill directly indeed, but it helps killing people by making it a lot easier

[Omalley500]

I just agree Stan

[IMB2U]

Fucking portugese intro.....wasted 15 seconds of my life. I could have saved 4 lives in that time

[Thiflankero]

Some presidents kill people with a pen and a paper. The dad is right. Hipocracy.

[pokekiller5swords]

guns dont kill peoples, nuh uh, i kill people -pump shotgun- with guns

[THEJamgun]

Guns dont kill people.

DWARVES DO!

[Garanta27]

Guns don't kill people, people kill people...

Well I think the gun helps O_o

[foxtrot684]

Guns do not kill people. . . bullets do.

[nickoli1993]

so true

[OnTheLine35]

actually it makes sense...

[alextof08]

epicccc!!

[xtremecouture322]

STOP MAKING INTROS! THEY SUCK AND THEY WASTE SOME VALUABLE TIME! IF YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING IN THE VIDEO, JUST PUT IT IN THE DESCRIPTION!

[JoshBroz]

@xtremecouture322 nobody ever reads the description because some people are retarded

[xXgman540Xx]

@JoshBroz Most people who watch this cant read the description, they're americans

[JoshBroz]

@xXgman540Xx I am an American and i read almost every description DICKHOLE

[xXgman540Xx]

@JoshBroz I am American too, but most people in America speak English, not whatever language this description is written in

[kingstaff2000]

try saying people kill people real fast

[elPedroGuerreiro]

@kingstaff2000 ahah i can't but i'm high as hell thats why i am here ahahah portugal!