Fonejacker - New Year Special (Mr. Doovde)

[AdamSpooner191]

C'mon mate, it is a bit of a kak video!

[LucidDragon22]

wtf is this shit!

[cal1million]

Nigguh fuck you

[CaponeXX]

Bwaaahh I make a fake video and I cwy cause people insult me on the interwebz bwwwahhh

[Shotblur]

Whoa.

[angels77100]

I thought this was a Fonejacker audio/video not some idiot messing about with Windows Moviemaker. I'm guessing the 13,788 other people believed that to be the case as well. What a waste of 5 secs. You fucking cunt.

[The1985Channel]

@angels77100 "What a waste of 5 seconds"? Do you really honestly feel the need to have a go at me over FIVE SECONDS of your time having been wasted? Big deal.

[angels77100]

@The1985Channel No you're totally right. I overreacted and I apologise. You must have spent a lot of time and effort writing that text and getting the text to fit in with the backround, just to get it to us on youtube and these ungrateful bastards don't appreciate it. I feel like a complete bastard now, I honestly couldn't be more ashamed of myself at this moment in time. I've reached a new low, even for a useless, worthless bastard of a snake like me, this is low. I don't deserve to live.

[1986arii]

This is shit, no matter which way you want to prettify it with one of your comebacks/insults mocking peoples intelligence. Why would you create a video based on text when fonejacker is about prank phone calls which are based on vocal interaction. Fonejacker is funny because we can hear what the characters are saying, not fed to us (the viewers) through text. Did you find this video funny? Seriously?

Did you get beaten up by a chav? You sound like you got some issues.

[The1985Channel]

@1986arii Why would I create a video based on text when Fonejacker's based on vocal interaction? Maybe because the video's a fake... Surprisingly enough I never actually got beaten up by a Chav, although I've had my problems with them in my time.

Since when did I try to "prettify" the video with my comments? All I've been doing is giving back the snide remarks I've been getting. That's all there is to it, but I guess that's just too hard to comprehend for some people...

[tombstone909]

@The1985Channel Whats hard to comprehend is why the fuck you would waste peoples time with this utter shit video

[The1985Channel]

@tombstone909 You waste your own time by clicking and commenting on it. The words "not a real Fonejacker" are displayed clearly in the description and have been since I uploaded it. In regards to the comment situation, if you have a go at me on my comment space then I will most certainly retaliate. Fair deal.

[tombstone909]

@The1985Channel So why did you make this video thats so fucking bad anyway? Just curious

[The1985Channel]

@tombstone909 I made this video for a bit of a laugh a few years back. I uploaded it to YouTube, even stating in the description it wasn't real, just for a joke. For some reason, you thick arsewipes have proceeded to viciously insult me even though I indicated in the description it wasn't a real Fonejacker. Naturally I feel the need to respond to these harsh statements, often written by people who positively worship themselves but who probably were too thick to get a single GCSE.

[tombstone909]

@The1985Channel Well considering people read the title first in the suggestions down the right get there hope up for some fonejacker but are seriously disapointed, why not put it in the title too? Doesn't seem like you really did everything you have for people to understand that the video is fake so, i think you should understand why people get so mad.

[The1985Channel]

@tombstone909 Regardless if any of that, if people want to swear at and get nasty with me on my comment space, I will return the favour. Doesn't matter if the video's fake or not - if they want to take the time to leave me an insulting comment, I will exercise my right to respond. That's all there is to it.

[GoodfellaGeorge]

fair enough, still i think most of the people who watch your video find it through the suggestions bar and not not type the video in the search bar....... and the suggestions bar does not have a description .

[aha2095]

Lol faggot y so mad bro?

[ilovepooloads]

You're a Wanker

[The1985Channel]

@ilovepooloads Well, congratulations on using the word "you're" right, otherwise I'd have called you a stupid wanker yourself.

[ilovepooloads]

@The1985Channel you're a fucking lowlife, people like you should be put down. what a fucking waste of space you are!

[The1985Channel]

@ilovepooloads I'm a lowlife and should be put down? Ironically enough I think the exact same about you and the rest of the bloody vodka-swigging, weed-smoking, exam-flunking, street-terrorising Chavs here in the UK...

[ilovepooloads]

@The1985Channel what the fuck? this coming from a twat who thinks its funny to put fake videos on youtube..... seriosly, what a fucking retard you are..

[The1985Channel]

@ilovepooloads You know, genius, I actually went so far as to state in the video description "Not a real Fonejacker". It's not my fault you're unable to read and chose to watch something that would make you mad. You seem like a total spanner to me. Your username pretty much displays your level of intelligence.

Calm down, man...

[GoodfellaGeorge]

@The1985Channel people cant see the description until you already click on the video. Fucking idiot.

[The1985Channel]

@GoodfellaGeorge I just typed the video name into the search bar and did the search and it displayed the entire video description underneath the title.

Now who's the fucking idiot?

[TheFanta913]

prick

[The1985Channel]

@TheFanta913 You're just thick.

[AdustDdude]

YOU SHOULD STOP MAKING VIDEOS LIKE THESE AND STOP WASTING PEOPLES TIME

[The1985Channel]

@AdustDdude Let me think about that... *thinks for a second*... Nope.

[TrueJazzman]

THIS SUCKKS WE WANT DOOVDE

[The1985Channel]

@TrueJazzman He's on the video. I just couldn't be arsed doing the voices and the crappy mouth movements they do on the show. You're asking too much of me here.

[The1985Channel]

@BeanbagJoe1 If I truly couldn't take criticism I would delete all the negative comments or disable the comment option on my videos.

Most of these people's ideas of "criticism" are basically just insults with appalling spelling and grammar. If these dickheads don't want me to get back at them then they can at least learn to write a sentence properly before they call me "dumbass", "retard" or whatever.

Talk about opening yourself up for retaliatory fire. Just look at some of these dimwits.

[ClickFrankieFTW]

This is pretty bad, I'm not going to lie.

[The1985Channel]

@ClickFrankieFTW Your comment is pretty unoriginal, I'm not going to lie.

[ClickFrankieFTW]

@The1985Channel Originality is not what I was going for, I'm afraid.

[PrideofEngland14]

ur gay your channel is gay and so are your videos

[The1985Channel]

@PrideofEngland14 "Gay"? Wow, that's only about the 1,000,000th time I've heard that one. What an imagination you have.

I don't know who "Ur" is. Why would I care if he's gay or not?

Yes, my channel and videos are so obviously gay. Nice to see you supporting these assertions with some genuine evidence.

[The1985Channel]

@PrideofEngland14 You're a tool.

[lekkimsm2500]

@The1985Channel You're the fucking tool making shit videos... take the shit down

[The1985Channel]

@lekkimsm2500 At least I'm not the fucking tool who doesn't understand the concept of the word "you're" and has to use "ur" to poorly hide his ignorance of that fact.

[lekkimsm2500]

@The1985Channel starting to make up things to make one self look good... Bad move.

[The1985Channel]

@lekkimsm2500 I wasn't actually referring to you in that comment. I was talking about that "PrideofEngland" idiot who you chose to defend, based on the way you intercepted one of my comments directed towards him.

It's ironic that he should call himself the "PrideofEngland" as this is, generally, what the English youth has come to. Morons who only use textspeak and always resort to generic insults like "gay" and "weirdo". I should know, I've had to put up with jackasses like this every day.

[lekkimsm2500]

@The1985Channel my apologies then!

[oz30b]

As I said.... what a tit

[The1985Channel]

@oz30b You must be, to keep coming back to a video you dislike and commenting on it.

[oz30b]

@The1985Channel

Nope, just came back to call you a tit, nothing more.

Oh, and we won the war!

[The1985Channel]

@oz30b What war? What are you trying to insinuate there?

[The1985Channel]

@oz30b Oh, and if that "war" you're referring to is the war involving all you Fonejacker fans going off on one at me... remember that there's one of me and dozens of you. And I don't think I'm doing a bad job of keeping you lot at bay single-handedly.

[jannetrake]

why just why

[The1985Channel]

@jannetrake You'll never know.

[oz30b]

Why would you upload a video with no sound???? What a tit...

[The1985Channel]

@oz30b Whatever pisses you lot off more is fine with me. ;)

[bogoewski]

FUCK YOU!

[The1985Channel]

@bogoewski I wish somebody would. I need a girlfriend...

[UZi360s]

Why do you have the time to type this all out and upload it to YouTube I want my 7 seconds back before I realised this was shit

[The1985Channel]

@UZi360s I think you're confusing me with someone who actually gives a shit.

[rumbleman64]

turd, total turd

[The1985Channel]

@rumbleman64 No, it's a video.

[MrOldskooltillidie]

what!!!? you want me to fucking read this shit fuck that i'll go to 4 OD and watch the whole thing.

[The1985Channel]

@MrOldskooltillidie I don't expect you can read. I recommend you "Baby's First ABC" if you want to learn, though.

[MrOldskooltillidie]

@The1985Channel I can read very well. thank you for your concern and thoughtfulness. though i do not wish to sit here and read a video when i can go to another web site and view the whole series, and not read a thing as my ears work perfectly. NOW TAKE YOUR FAKE VIDEO AND YOUR SHIT INSULTS AND FUCK OFF!!!!!

[The1985Channel]

@MrOldskooltillidie Me, fuck off? You're the one that keeps coming back. Don't come here if you don't like the way I do things. All this RAGE is only making me more likely to make more fake Fonejackers. In fact, I'll get to work on one now seeing as how you all can't stay away from them.

[skakky]

i swear no one has said its any good lol but it is

[dcallstar51]

WTF??

[The1985Channel]

It's not a real Fonejacker. I fooled you. You should be careful with me... I do like to lie.

[dcallstar51]

Yeah no shit its not a real Fonejacker.If it were real it wouldn't be a half ass piece of shit.

[robstar2113]

SHIT!

[The1985Channel]

Thank you so much... you're awesome too :)

[The1985Channel]

@robstar2113 Why, what went wrong?

[ellhow]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeh lol

[The1985Channel]

Okay.

[gallienflea]

Is this for deaf people? W T F ?

[The1985Channel]

No. There ain't meant to be sound.

[The1985Channel]

@gallienflea Well, it's for people who can read (so that's probably alienated most of you lot...)

[calernasmith]

wat a load of shit

[The1985Channel]

Your comment has made my day. Thank you :)

[The1985Channel]

@calernasmith I don't know what "Wat" is, but thanks for telling me it's a load of shit. I'll keep away from it.

[roberto33097]

@The1985Channel WAT A WANKER!

[The1985Channel]

@roberto33097 You know, you showed some real intelligence in your longer comment on this vid and now you go and ruin it with another predictable insult. You're just mad like the rest of these tosspots. Go and calm down and perhaps don't click any other Fonejacker links on this website if a fake version will make you blow your stack again.

[252Dazz252]

This is crap.

[The1985Channel]

Thanks... you're brilliant. :)

[The1985Channel]

@252Dazz252 So are all of your insults.

I retract my previous insult. It's the sort of childish debasement you'd all resort to. Fans of Fonejacker aren't exactly overfurnished in the brains department, are they? That's probably the reason I went off it. Good show, but it sure brings the Chavs around.

[BeanbagJoe1]

@The1985Channel 252Dazz252 here. Haha you blocked me. Weak minded eh?

Wow you're slow. Took you 1 year to reply, must run in the family. The video is basically text on a screen and a poor attempt to mimic the Fonejacker. Look at your 'likes and dislikes' it speaks for itself. Learn to take criticism.

[The1985Channel]

@BeanbagJoe1 Ah, long time no hear.

Looks like your brain's matured a bit since I last heard from you. You now know how to spell "criticism" and use "you're" correctly. Nice one.

What "likes and dislikes" are you talking about?

I can receive criticism. It gives me good opportunities for sarcasm.

Weak minded? You might want to look at some of the other stupid fuckers who've commented on my vids. Talk about starting a battle of wits unarmed.

[BeanbagJoe1]

@The1985Channel Don't cry because you don't like what you hear. Learn to take criticism like i said, because that's what you're not doing.

[roberto33097]

@The1985Channel fonejacker is a very smart and funny show, so what if it atracts some kind of chav audience, pretty much anything that is decent on telly or out in the cinema would get a chav following, i mean seriously they are just humans, shouldnt let that stop you from watching something, that just makes yourself look small minded and quite silly

[The1985Channel]

@roberto33097 I disagree. Chavs are just fucking morons. They have the same chances to learn in class and get good grades as all the other students but choose to waste their time smoking weed, threatening the smaller students and flirting with the bimbos in their area instead of trying to learn.

Generally they will gravitate towards the forms of entertainment that don't require a brain stem to appreciate. You never see Chavs watching historical documentaries and that's "decent telly".