I've Got Something In My Front Pocket For You

[carapacegambit]

is this a real song or what?

[honeytos28]

so iz it real or was it made by the south park guys?

[jd2642]

this song is for real hahahhahahahah

[Blazingmad]

Thank you for posting the lyrics to this I could never understand the "just grab onto it" lyric lol XD so funny and still awesome.

[ViralZen]

Just watched this episode :) hilarious is there an extended version?

[1blockpweez]

Haha he's talking about his penis

[SamuelKPeter]

@1blockpweez Spoiled it

[IFknHateUTube]

don't watch this with your uncle

[blockleg]

sounds like Bow Tie Daddy by Zappa

[tkoizumi]

matt and trey are comedic genius

[DarkSignal59]

everytime i troll i sing this...it's fucking genius,i swear to god XD this and "will you buy a fine dog?"

[thegreatfen]

I have watched this a crazy amount of times in one day

[VinnyTheRuler]

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDD LOL

[KronikVisions]

where can i download this

[DaveyHendersonAH]

Hilarious

[tinian33]

Mitt Romney should use this as his campaign theme song for his 2012 presidential bid, inviting the undecided voters to "give it a squeeze".

[mchance27]

I'm going to get this cut onto a 78rpm record and play it back on a reproduction RCA Gramophone.

[cuteycuteylala]

My ringtone.

[thebigbadbeast3]

@cuteycuteylala How did you do that? Did you download it from somewhere, or just record it with your phone from another speaker?

[cuteycuteylala]

@thebigbadbeast3 Lol, vid to mp3 dude. google it.

[thornie123]

"Give it a little squeeze and say how do you do!"

[GoodDoctorDre]

Sandusky theme song

[armadyllah]

Is that the sounds of tap dance or...?

[Verd1m5]

/now since you mention it....when the movie "The Artist" comes out....somebody will do a parody

[Xboxmaster356]

You got to love butters from south park :D

[TheBlitz1]

@Xboxmaster356 no i love butters from the other shows

[pricezack]

you just got f`d in the a

[KHAAAAAAAANNN]

I have this has my ringtone. I love it.

[tim23tom23]

LOL..Pedophile Records Presents...

[djaevulens]

one of the best songs ever made (Y)

[creaze51]

This. . .is. . .the most disturbing song ever...

[SEFOMIL0V]

Whooos Bobby

[fatcobraman65]

give it a little squeeze and say how do ya do?

[givemetenth2010]

who the fuk is bobby

[9inety5ive]

Bobby

[gorexslashx]

bobby <333333333333333

[I9MiTcH95]

WTF bobby o.O lol

[TyrtleLord]

Heh, oh thaaat bobby ^^

[ThePCGamingGuy]

bobby, thankyou :)

[KendallMurray]

Chocolate Rain brought ME here...

[guardianjuan]

butters

[YosupMofo]

think itz a frog? sumptin else? i just cant guess...probably a frog.

[thatpoopchuteguy]

I wonder what's in his pocket. hmmmmm

[hawklander]

WTF has all these people from back then have to do with this song?.....it somehow makes it funnier though! gosh!! if they only knew!!

[bancoran]

@hawklander Old-timey celebrities for an old-timey style song. And it is AWESOME.

[djkaraoke107]

how did i get here i was watching l4d2 secret wall?

[Thijm342]

thumbs up if butters tapdancing performence brought you here

[DrugsAreBadMmkaay]

@Thijm342 STFU. where else would you hear this song other than on south park when butters tap danced? fucking thumbs up whore.

[Thijm342]

@DrugsAreBadMmkaay noo dude you dont understyand me at all. 

[farfuckinout]

@DrugsAreBadMmkaay BAHAHAHAHAa

[jacob3800]

@DrugsAreBadMmkaay sub-conscious thumbs up whore

[YoungHahlem88]

@AenimA8 so am I hahahaa

[AenimA8]

Considering this for a ringtone.

[2oMbieZzZ]

classic...



[ToxiicKiwi]

oh reapzz...

[scubat1995]

Class :L

[OakTheDestroyer]

This is perfect fucking music.

[chloelovesyoubabe]

South Park

[ryansco3]

is it his dick ?

[sinisaass1993]

@ryansco3 Yes... i think that he is been thinking bout dick

[peteristehbest]

haha what the fuuuuuuuuuuck

[tickedoffnow]

this my fave song

[totalmetal91]

needs more cow bell...

[destinyboy101]

yea its a jelly dohnut....

[domEDLforever]

This is EPIC.

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

Great song to tap dance to

[w311why]

Me: Hey Mom!

Mom: Yes sweetie?

Me: Can I do the dishes?

Mom: Sure honey!

[jinzodude]

sexual harassment panda!

[Shithead123CRAP]

i am half dead if laugh!!! :-D

[heyjudette]

i've just watched this 10 times in a row, i'm crying from laughing and it won't stop. amazing.

[heyjudette]

this is amazing

[potentperson]

50 people have nothing in their front pockets

[TheTomLee2011]

butters brought me here!!!

[NarutoFTW]

why the ehf is chocolate rain in the suggestion box lmao

[NekoHidan]

We all know that south park brought you here.

[therandomguy35]

lol



[JandEProductionzz]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyy fake and gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

cocks dont exist

[ROBLOXingHabbo]

Is it.. is it a.. is it a cock in your pocket?

[vonis22]

Im not the first one to admit asshoooll!

[SasukeFreak]

This gives me so much happiness

[0m]

50 people are a bunch of tree-huggin' hippies

[farfuckinout]

I put this song in Radio New Vegas in Fallout and it syncs perfectly with the rest of the songs.

[JesusChrysler14]

@farfuckinout how do u do that? is it only for pc or can u do it for 360.

[vonis22]

Thumbs up if you're here because of southpark episode F'ed in the A

[xDjRavenousx]

@vonis22 fiend for thumbs eh?

[banklikefrankwhite1]

@vonis22 why else would you be? because this is a universally accepted masterpiece of music?

are you that desperate for attention? this song is from that episode...that's it..why else would someone come here to hear it again?

[AttackAttack62]

thumbs up if south park brought u here

[banklikefrankwhite1]

@AttackAttack62 can you please tell me what else could have possibly brought someone here, you little whore?

is this a cover? nope.....it's a song featured on a south park episode...it's original to that episode...what other reason could you possibly think of that people would be looking at this song for?

if you were trying to make a joke..it was a stupid one

[AttackAttack62]

@banklikefrankwhite1 go fuck yourself little bitch, your 1 of those kids who just bitch and bitch and bitch at people

[banklikefrankwhite1]

@AttackAttack62 awww is hims cranky? hims need a bobbo? binky? don't cry now..who's my big boy? huh who's my big boy? awwww you wet yourself...why can't i have a normal child

[banklikefrankwhite1]

@AttackAttack62 not bitching, it's just that little attention whores crying "thumbs up me, thumbs up me" are pathetic...you can ask anyone..

[AttackAttack62]

@banklikefrankwhite1 well it's not gonna stop so just stfu

[banklikefrankwhite1]

@AttackAttack62 no, and enjoy being a cheap attention whore, everybody hates you..even your parents

but would you expect from someone who names themselves after a horrible band that they aren't even in

[banklikefrankwhite1]

@AttackAttack62 *what would

[guineapigmadness]

@banklikefrankwhite1 im not here because of south park...

[jgold72288]

@AttackAttack62 What the hell else would have brought anyone here?

[AttackAttack62]

@jgold72288 UGH! shut the fuck up already

[NomNomPlz]

@AttackAttack62 Why should we? It's fucking obvious

[Juustokauppias]

@AttackAttack62 what else?

[PDMZfamily]

hee hee that is soooo funnii LMAO!

[JamesDS95]

tap shoes

[1050ccTriumph]

49 people had nothing to squeeze!

[mitchellkapoor]

South Park.

[aslacuentayya]

LOL! I Just got it! (Damn i'm slow) the people on the pictures have their hands inside their pockets , Woody Allen looks like a perv.

[xDjRavenousx]

@aslacuentayya i just noticed that lol

[JayMessenjah]

@aslacuentayya

Your comment made me get this. I was just singing along not actually realising what i was saying. Thanks!

[farfuckinout]

lol the old timey pictures make it even funnier!

[jbs06e]

the sound of the shoe flying off and butters going woooh! is pretty great too

[jackdexx]

its my dick

[Fluinpwnz]

he has something in his front pocket. what is this? IT'S A FUCKING 45 CALIBER GLOCK! CHASE MONEY STUPID CUNT OR I'LL SHOOT YOU IN DA YOUR FUCKING FACE

[VampireMooos666]

@Fluinpwnz ur just another internet gangster... eat shit and die ass hole

[Susyownsyou]

@Fluinpwnz Lol queer

[angelon111]

something in my front pocket...something in my front pocket...something in my front pocket...oh his dick!oh okay!

[NirNiroYanay]

ＳＨＵＴ　ＵＰ　ＡＮＤ　ＥＮＪＯＹ　ＴＨＥ　ＭＵＳＩ​Ｃ！

[vlad007001]

South Park ftw

[longbeachdirtbag]

i got something in my front pocket for me.

[mountainmanbear]

How do people end up arguing on a stupid video like this?

[Squinters]

anyone notice it skips the 45th second lol ? :O

[AxleVest]

if u have ever played the game beat hazard ud have some idea to just how halarious this is when u play to this

[davani09]

chords?



[godleighton]

I'm gonna make this my ringtone. I mean...it makes sense.

[VeRsEcHiLd]

@godleighton im gonna do the same thing :)

[eagleiv]

Climax from 0:42 to 0:45

[Xcoming2]

@FlyingBoxHead 1 PERSON ALONG WITH 78 PEOPLE HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOUR.

[FlyingBoxHead]

@Xcoming2 Curse my YouTube e-mail notifier.Don't even start.

[Xcoming2]

@FlyingBoxHead 1 PERSON HAS SAND UP HIS ASS. AND THAT'S YOU.

[FlyingBoxHead]

@Xcoming2 *troll detected*

[FurbyParade226]

I think those guys arguing down there need to reach into my front pocket for ME!

[SiMo666suzukiRider]

lots of testosterone flying down here in the comment section i think ill just listen to the song fuck you douches

[beanaldo]

AAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

[ScentlessApprentice7]

The 1,481 likes are not just Blacks. They are also Hispanics (or Americanized Hispanic-cultured Americans like myself) who have a good number of Black friends that recognize that Blacks AND Hispanics have a front pocket advantage over Caucasians on any damn day of the week!!!

[monsterwitheyes]

@ScentlessApprentice7 Jesus, STFU. I why does every person of colour resort to penis size for advantages to whites? p.s i'm black

[Hinata1632]

@monsterwitheyes we use sports as well

[intelligentlman]

@monsterwitheyes I'm black and I'm about 5 to 6 inches TOPS! At the end of the day, a man is only a man!

[intelligentlman]

@monsterwitheyes I ONLY exaggerate my penis size and sexual activity when racist a holes talk crap to me!

[ScentlessApprentice7]

@monsterwitheyes

Well gee, sounds like someone is a little self-conscious about this topic of penis size? I bet you are.

BTW, why don't you come on down to San Bernandino, CA and and make me shut the fuck up, you little bitch.

[monsterwitheyes]

@ScentlessApprentice7 Go eat a dick, and why would i g to your crappy country? faggot

[PBPAlliance]

@ScentlessApprentice7

LOL at Mexicans trying to ride the black train to Penis superiority over whites by default.........dude, Mexicans have small ass dicks. Where are all the Mexican Porn stars??? Lol. Mexicans have little dog dicks and everyone knows it......pretending that your shit is big does not make it true, homie.

[ScentlessApprentice7]

@PBPAlliance

So you base your opinion that Hispanics have small penises just because you've don't know of any Mexican pornstars? Is it that, or is it really that you chased after a couple of Mexicans to have some kind of late-night sausage party and you were disappointed that none of them couldn't poke you as hard as you wanted to be poked that night?

You sound pretty damn confident in your answer. I'd wager that you know all of this by first-hand experience.

[PBPAlliance]

@ScentlessApprentice7 Go read your original comment, dumbass, where you assume that the likes were not only blacks, but hispanics, too. So you really wanna talk assumptions? My "no mexican pornstars" theory is just a credible as your friends' opinions and your assumptions on who's clicking the "like" buttons. Moron.

[TLateral]

@ScentlessApprentice7 yaaaay a comment war!



[GoToRyanMcBainDOTcom]

@PBPAlliance LMAO

[654321825]

@ScentlessApprentice7 what does that have to do with the song or this video...............

[SonofJones]

I tried singing this to a girl once...

I am now being sued for sexual harassment.

[VelaToNorma7]

lol i didn't think this was an actually song when i saw it on south park

[BotheredShadow]

@VelaToNorma7 It's not an actual song...it's from Sout Park...

[xXBBRODSKY5Xx]

Haha i saw this on south park

[BotheredShadow]

God I wish I could get this song on my iPod.

[TheBlitz1]

give it a lil squeeze and say hoOow dya doOo

[SatanSquarepants]

this song is an anti abortion statement clearly

[cdphatty]

this may be the greatest thing on the internet

[SweetWanilla]

@cdphatty indeed!

[tickedoffnow]

@cdphatty I love music from the 30's and this is highly accurate XD

[poyanator]

Guitar tabs anyone?

[redMnM22]

shilock holmes

[84ToyBoy]

who ever made this video with those pics, i love u! haha, so awesome

[tsartodd]

the Pedobear theme

:p

[rockhard864]

iWonder What It Is ._.

[Mrskullzluver]

There's something in my front pocket for you

Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is

Then grab on to it--it's just for you!

Give it a little squeeze and say "how do you do!"

[a1staek]

How do you do

[TheAlvinandbrittney]

its innocent 

[williamgooder88]

i call bullshit to every person who says this is innocent lmao ''put your hand in my front pocket , give it a lil squeeze'' you cant see what thats about? lmao. what the hell do you think they are squeezing? seriously instead of trying to be clever just think about it.

[ahhgirl67]

All the guys in this vid have their hand down their pocket

[54543232111]

He's either a pedophile or a pervert. Both choices make so much sense.

[girlhitsbus]

No joke, everytime i see a bulge in some dudes jeans this song starts playing in my head and i burst out laughing

[tsartodd]

fred astaire recorded this as a joke, never thinking that anyone would ever find it and play it ...

[xalyzone]

kewl

[johnboyuk4550]

It's from South Park r-tards! Never innocent!