Det Ultimate Selvmord - Lasse Gjertsen

[mattlowe5566]

HOLY FUCK!



[almcken]

FAKE

[z28camaro2008]

what a pussy

[frikkkul]

Få deg et liv

[Medina3334]

selvnmord

[Videomaker199992]

Lol

[narayanbg]

Did he die?

[DreamJ2eaper]

rip

[TheNishgrl]

And then he posts it on you tube....how?

[GreenDonkeyProd]

digger misfits hanskene ;)

[QueenLive1974]

The body makes no splash in the water

[xmanicbutterflyx]

Explanation: Tic tacs and arizona, blood substitute, thats not gasoline, its water, that was a dummy, and lots of film editing. But A for effort.

[KennyGJE]

Utmerket.

[Facepoke01]

Den ultimate selvmord var ikke så bra video

[Facepoke01]

hold kjeft du kan fane ikke bry deg , din jævel!

[iouranistiniania]

Fy faen du er søt!!!!!!

[Facepoke01]

Lol, hele shiten er fake!

[Coolmyggen12]

@Facepoke01 hva faen aa?? det er jo meningen da smart ass !! lol

[flyMyshka]

many people died in one of these 'funny' ways. and it's a sad

[90olhoeil]

@flyMyshka hahahah that is so funny

[livrunash]

men hvis han er død, hvordan får han redigert videoen? :O

[123shadowspeed]

@livrunash En kompis gjør d.

[Keitachan1]

@livrunash Han har venner :P

[ZanikatTheEevee]

Der smalt du gitt! ( 5:45 )

[omarsaverio7819]

@ZanikatTheEevee Der smalt du gitt!

[ZanikatTheEevee]

@omarsaverio7819

Det var det jeg sa! :U

[omarsaverio7819]

@ZanikatTheEevee Förlåt att jag har fel

[ZanikatTheEevee]

@omarsaverio7819 nei nei nei ikke noe galt med det o3o

[omarsaverio7819]

@ZanikatTheEevee Älä huoli ystävä, olen maani Ecuador on Etelä-Amerikassa

[ZanikatTheEevee]

@omarsaverio7819

o_o what?

[omarsaverio7819]

@ZanikatTheEevee Finsk språk er dine naboer bør vite

[ZanikatTheEevee]

@omarsaverio7819

ja men det visste ikke jeg. :P men nå vet jeg :D

[mafiaBG]

Lesson learned: Do not polute the enviroment!!!!!!! (5:15)

[kamelenful]

det er jo selfolgeligt fake da idioter man dreper ikkje seg sjol pa en video den er jo bare l@get for att folk sk@ll se pa den sykt bra video

[omarsaverio7819]

@kamelenful det är selfolgeligt bluff när idioter ni inte döda sig själv på en video är det bara l @ få kvarvarande människorna SK @ ll se på det vansinnigt bra video

[87325]

GENIUS...truly a new mozart among us in lasse

[Zokania]

u crazy idiot-norwegian language du er skutt

[supern00b25]

@Zokania Du e jo Norsk din homse

[jhsevs]

@supern00b25 Tror han vet det, din neger

[Lovegamealex]

Er det sant?

[hjelpesatanerkewl]

@Lovegamealex idiot



[realtuber101]

Ya, because suicide makes for one hell of a joke/punch line. |:

[RoboticPerfection]

@realtuber101 People should stop being so serious about shit like this.

[Beautifulboy753]

you arent supposed to chew the pills. idiot.

[Somethingproductable]

@Beautifulboy753 If you chew them, any time release capsules will break, causing the medication to get into the bloodstream faster.

[MitcocGreece]

Happy End :D

[youlookdifferent]

i am in love with you.

[01ove]

fake blod fake vin/brus fake piler alt fake

[BroderAndy]

@01ove ja for dette var jo meninga at det skulle være ekte da ...

[01ove]

@BroderAndy det er heller ikke meninga men man kan se at det er brus

[xiandavis]

@Jintamil

You don't have a clue about suicide so shut the f*ck up. My brother killed himself and had everything to live for. It's called depression and it is a real mental illness. Look it up.

[MrTaba]

@xiandavis your brother was trash and a coward

[Disjointedproduction]

@MrTaba lol



[mahanmahan123]

haha alt i filmen er FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[MyGuruLife]

@mahanmahan123 Du er muligens det smarteste mennesket i hele Norge. Jeg føler meg beæret over å kalle meg Norsk Statsborger når jeg leser dette. Det faktum at du klarte å dedusere HELT ALENE at dette video opptaket er manipulert er helt fantastisk. BRAVO!

Jeg vedder på at penisen din er enorm!

[mahanmahan123]

@MyGuruLife sjønte ikke det der norsk statsborger men.. min penis er ikke enorm er bare 11!!! eid

[xYeahZ]

Du ødela alt når du kutta pullsen

[TheMEGATRENT]

Jeg tenkte at Faces of Death ble forbudt i Norge? hahaha

[SuperSinma]

Det er logisk at det er Pez og Juice :P

[Coralie182]

1:35 (y)

[fabregas4arshavin23]

Alla norrmänn är så dumma i huvudet, att dom ens kommer på att göra självmord, vi i Sverige lever ett bra liv :D :). Gilla !!!!!

[raz487]

@fabregas4arshavin23 herregud, overalt i hele verden tas det jo selvmord da

[Mrn3ko]

@fabregas4arshavin23 Svenskene er kalde i hjertet! fra et svensk / norsk jente som flyttet fra Sverige til Norge

[ThuBigHunter]

si du? du er jo svenske da! hahaXD

[ThuBigHunter]

si du? du er jo svenske da! hahaXD

sverige er ikkje brrrraaaa! skutt i hodet!XD :/

[thehabboboyerik]

1.smurf ellernoe

2.eplejuce

3.blodpølse

4.bensinen er vann men dukken har bensin på seg.

5.fake gun

6.dukke

7.bomben er ekte,tror jeg hehe

Og hvis det var ekte hadde ikke filmen vært på YouTube for da hadde han vært død.

xD

[Glenni23]

@thehabboboyerik Du må være veldig smart

[HanOle12]

Hahaha! du har blitt poppulær du! jeg var en av de første som så den for lenge siden!

[werewolf327]

@HanOle12

>poppulær

>første

>JAG

[HabroxVideoer]

Kossen klarte du og legge ut når du er død ? xD

[AK1231234]

jævlig nice laget :D

[shep9toes]

helt klart fake, alla vet att norrmän är odödliga.

[TheSoloGuy1]

@shep9toes Stemmer det din dødlige svenske!

[omarsaverio7819]

@shep9toes selkeästi fake, kaikki tietävät, että norjalaiset ovat kuolemattomia.

[vatx81]

they have a vid that shows how they did it, but why ruin it, rite?

[Beautifulboy753]

bla bla bla bla norwegian bla FYFAAN! lol

[Kirschenrock]

Awesome!

[Jintamil]

looks insanely real, but the dude is too good looking and happy to commit suicide. only ugly losers with overbites and bad eyesight or hygiene commit suicide.

HOW DID YOU DO THE GUNSHOT/ HANGING?

[gutten3]

@Jintamil he added sound, and push a doll! he was jumping,mabye. But not with the rope :P how do i know `???: I am norwegian!

[vibrotwanger]

Awww...if it were real i would totally give him an A+ for effort and creativity.

[TheVetsi]

i jumped there yesterday, lol :)

[george385]

I thought there was something wrong with him - then I realised he was speaking a foreign language....

[sdcblt]

No water?! That was the one part I was waiting for. Lol

[aliendude5300]

who cares if it's fake.. would you rather he actually be dead?

[BuffeVEVO]

Jaja, hvorfor flyter du når du treffer vannet ? Jævla dukke.

[SobekkareZoSo]

That was kinda funny. It was obviously fake. You can see the flop of the dummy doll falling AND the blood when he cut his artery was clear to start. Lolol. Nicely made though. I enjoyed watching the art in it.

[Vyocae]

omg did he died??????

[MariaTheFreakGirl]

@Vyocae No.. XD it's fake =3

But awesome to watch 8)

[shaizerbaizer657]

@Vyocae -_- why u so stupid???????

[hary67711]

åssen overlever han?

[Simogun2]

@hary67711 Masse masse filmtriks :p

[livingstonem10]

666 dislikes on this video

[johnking33762]

Twisted, yo.

[darrellwack]

Noooooo! that guy was cool.

[xYeahZ]

når du kutta pulsen ødela du alt da er ser du at det er jævlig fake

[FFK56]

666 har testa dette før!

[Hackiis]

666 dislikes :O

[privatepile762]

hate this stupid ass fucking video.

[Dannnneh]

@privatepile762 you should test what he did

[acer1037]

du er faen ma gal...

[husker23]

obviously real



[bhoma4]

MOST EPIC VIDEO... genius plan :D

[ingvild0011]

....... jevli mye å kødda me ;) idiot!

[breanna0401]

i just wana say.. lasses really hott..!! :D

[breanna0401]

i just wana say.. lasses really hott..!! :D

[mini1138]

tenkte ikke på at dukken kom til å flyte etterpå? xD

[megrune94]

Positivt bruk av sovepiller/fluor

[mikaelseff]

Du glemte en ting på lista: Faren din kommer til å drepe deg for at du blanda og stakk av med spriten hans ;)

[123shadowspeed]

@mikaelseff da får han gjøre det når faren hans dør og drepe han i himmelen/helvete

[MrArditize]

Lol , det er rart at HAN ER EN SELVMORDER , Men kansje han bare kjøpte det! -.-

[MrArditize]

Den sprite er kansje bare eplebrus OG DA HAN Falt så var det bare en dokke se på bakscenen

[Loyfex]

hahahahahaha

[AadetTube]

lever han eller? LOL

[the5tigers]

FAIL...

he didnt drown. =P

[TheElectricDreamer93]

@the5tigers lol

[DeadCheshir]

Sweet^^

[Soldout225]

ENCORE! ENCORE!

[janellevengeance]

shame. he was really cute.

[geminirat60]

wow they suspended him for that!? that was funny! who bought youtube, nazi's?

[TheJahma]

Ej seriøst, til alle de folk, som tror på at han begik selvmord, I er naive. Det er en dukke, som går alt det igennem.

[Herself1995]

@TheJahma Ja, det kan man jo også se? Og pillerne er sikkert nogle vitamin piller eller noget i den stil.. :P

[eoebeauty]

why?! @@

[SweStuff94]

e den fake eller?

[nwfklan]

@SweStuff94 nei.

[SweStuff94]

@nwfklan jo, skrev det för jag han bara se början såg inte slutet man ser ju att det e fake

[MetalNgames]

@SweStuff94 Nei

[mooseandelk1]

@SweStuff94 selvfølgelig er det det, for alt vi vet så kan alkoholen ha vært iste, og pillene kan like så gjerne vært godis og vi så aldri att han kutta pulsen, og han hadde død etter et minutt av å kutte pulsen og han vil bli veldig slapp av å miste alt blodet.

pillene og alkoholen ville ha reagert med en gang, det ville tatt knekke på han før han i det hele tatt hadde greid og hengt seg. han hadde vært slapp som en fisk

[SweStuff94]

@mooseandelk1 ja :P

[sanyatyr]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

ROFL

[smygen20]

R.I.P xD

[wqui2if]

När han ska skjuta sig själv så klipper dom över det till en docka som tänds eld på och faller ner :D

[MegaArsam]

Fuck u din morra puller, ikke lag sånne videor -.-

[gabba123gabba]

Når han skal til å hoppe utfor ser du at genseren bytter farge :P

[westmillie]

Disturbing!

[bloodypepper]

so many whiny bitches on youtube.. it's well good considering the budget and how this is a hobby video.. get over yourselves stop taking shit so seriously

[HLecterPHD]

A well produced video, however in my opinion the title is a little deceptive.

The ultimate suicide should be a piece of art which takes in many aspects of life and guarantees a spectacular last moment. It should be a defiant act against the ridiculousness of this lfe and world. IMHO it should leave an impression, dont die alone with a frown and all your potential left (me -sell all, borrow and steal from real assholes. explosives, no parachute, bags of money, tchaikovsky, city area, cocaine)

[Farvai0]

Brukeren hans ble lagt ned på grunn av at noen trodde på at filmen var ekte. Hvordan kan han da ha lagt ut videoen hvis han hadde død?

[MrBv2scape]

@Farvai0 han hadde jo venner som var med på dette, men jeg tror ikke at han er død, men det er sykt bra filmet da. ;)

[RegularHD]

Tic tac og fun light xd ?

[FridaMargrethe]

hvis det hadde vært alkohol hadde du ikke klart å styrtdrikke det uansett .. ;-)

[vemund1144]

@FridaMargrethe Det hadde gått ganske så bra du :)

[skaterxgamerx2]

well, thats what i can observe anyway. the only thing i would change about this video to make it look even more realistic is the blood from cutting his wrist and somehow making the gun go off with little effort as you cannot use your hands after slitting your wrist.

[ThatMyProd]

@skaterxgamerx2 Who care sriously ?

[skaterxgamerx2]

when it cuts to the cliff scene he's wearing a fireproof suit, so he actually does catch himself on fire (but only for a moment), but in his editing software, he cuts the video in half on 2 separate layers as to delete inconsistencies in the water, such as a jump-cut, and as soon as he pulls the trigger on the gun it cuts to a scene with a dummy attached to a rope, which actually has gas and a bomb on it, the gunshot was an edited in sound and smoke, and the dummy was dropped off the cliff

[skaterxgamerx2]

vid freaks me out every time i watch it...

BUT i love it.

Explanation on how its made(educated guesses):

The pills are sugar pills or some kind of vitamins that you can't overdose on, the alcohol is probably water with food coloring (or hell maybe it is beer?), gasoline is water, "homemade bomb" a ball of duct tape taped to his chest (or something with duct tape over it), the blood was probably blackcurrant juice, (and once you slit your wrist you lose almost all function of your hands,)

[bonzo9303204406]

i still think it could be real ... but its not ... LOOLLL fdasouihd xD

[bonzo9303204406]

i still think it could be real ... but its not

[tc5536413]

tøll_sücht_màl_ñÄch:_geldeasy_­aûf_göôglE

[CCooki33]

This looks ridiculously real, except the blood

[christophersnare]

faen det var en dokke

[MadFingersFB]

Han kann ikke lage flere videoer han har jo tatt selvmord

[The1999AIOW44]

Hæææærlig Lasse!!!!!

[morvorify]

I'm confused about scandinavia, I live in sweden myself....

Howcome Norwegians, swedes and fins are so awesome, when danish ppl can't even fucking speak properly?

[JVC7400]

@morvorify We might not speak properly but at least we dont think this is real :-)

[morvorify]

@JVC7400 when did i say i thought it was real lol?

[JVC7400]

@morvorify i am not speaking about you, im generalizing...

[Mammamini]

@morvorify fu...

[morvorify]

@Mammamini r u danish? then a merry "ghdgshdsgdshdgahdzhgdzhdgzdhg­gsdhzg" to you

[awfulguitarplucker]

@morvorify probably because they ate too much ROD GROD MED FLOD? x3

[morvorify]

@awfulguitarplucker "ROD GROD MED FLOD", you must mean "UHRUGHRGUHRGHRHG" *inaudible guttural sound* ?

[awfulguitarplucker]

@morvorify HAHHA EXACTLY! XD...they should quite eating so many consonants at dinner time! x3..and to say i ronically i ADORE danish and think Norwegian is a funny boldly-sounding language too...i strangely dun care so much about Swedish as many people tend to ....it means im deadly attracted by unlistenable langauges maybe? *laughs madly*

[FoKTank]

@morvorify "inaudible guttural sound" = all scandinavian languages, thank you and good evening.

[MaxPShow]

@morvorify Stfu fag

[Rymaen]

@MaxPShow OwnT it's so right Danish can't speak properly. Haha

[MaxPShow]

@Rymaen idiots come from your mom.

[VeniVidiVictor]

@morvorify finnish people talks properly yes...

[SameBlo0d]

@morvorify They have Christiania :D

[morvorify]

@SameBlo0d ah fuck, that's true. cba to go in to a 420 discussion. but I've tried it, didn't get it. and think it should be legal :D

[rvggarcon]

"I stole them from my grandma" LMAO! hahaha

[ciclope922]

he didint fall in the water wtf! i want my money back!!!!

[JonasTheMan90]

@ciclope922 What money??

[AliAsghar5011]

@ciclope922 it was frozen

[jagjaghuh]

It's actually amazing editing...