"n December 24 at 8:00 in the morning a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother cecked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.Sorry don't want to die"
DONT'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE TH EBEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DON'T STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
Hey mate, hows it going? you like football manager games right? i found this cool one online footy-manager com its very similar to the football manager game. check it out. its pretty cool actually.
woowwwwww.... :P i play goalie in soccer and sometimes i play forward, but i know that when ur a goalie and u hav the ball, PIC THE FREAKING BALL UP!!!
in 1820 a man named fredrick osloft one day he was working in his lab until a ghost came by and killed him the next morning fredrick was nowhere to be seen 100 years later two boys went in the lab as a dare the boys where never seen again where aparently murdered now that u have read this comment tonight when u go to sleep the two boys and fredrick will come and murder you but you can stop this by posting this comment on 5 other videos by midnight im sorry i relly hate these things :'(
and you giving me negative comments is pointless because chinese players are good if you ever see chinese players that arn't in the national squad they are good, because the people that a play against in hong kong are better than tilbury and thats where people like defoe use to play for
yeah im chinese and i play for my county so fuck you and play nakamura is not bad and players in hong kong are good but the pay isnt very good so all the good players dont waste there time on it like my cousin, my cousin got into manchester united so suck your dads dick
no foul, the golie's fingers didn't touch the ball
bvbmarkus94 2 months ago
awk....
fordnj01 3 months ago
idiot goalkeeper!!
Fallen92000 3 months ago
goalie sucks
mynameisdubztep 3 months ago
nice trademark.
MadOldPete 4 months ago
Blatantly Match-fixing
jimmienz 4 months ago
1 7 1 7 1 7
Brianpstilwell 4 months ago
is foult
broraz2 4 months ago
keep pressing 7
yourfaceontoast 5 months ago
@yourfaceontoast perversion at 100%
MrShoy 4 months ago
Play the Video and Keep Pressing "1" 1 1 1 1 1 1
rainshadow000 5 months ago
You mean stupid player since its an illegal move?
ifoundululz 5 months ago
@ifoundululz Look closely, he hasn't got his two hands on the ball yet.
s10096209 5 months ago
@s10096209 need only 5 fingers.
GYSELL95 4 months ago
@GYSELL95 He hasn't got his hands on the ball yet. Look closer.
s10096209 4 months ago
@s10096209 yes ik just tellin tht xD
GYSELL95 4 months ago
@GYSELL95 haha sorry ok.
s10096209 4 months ago
y does the chinese announcer sound like a character from south park
MattBlumey 5 months ago
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"n December 24 at 8:00 in the morning a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother cecked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.Sorry don't want to die"
thestufftv3 6 months ago
this is illegal, if the goalie has two hands on the ball no one else can touch it
iammymum 6 months ago
@iammymum but he didn't look very closely
fulhamboy001 6 months ago
he actually wanted to pick up the ball and fart at the opposing player. but he got worse than that by been sodomized by the opposing player, instead.
rararasiga 6 months ago
DONT'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE TH EBEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DON'T STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
MONKEYxWOOHOO 6 months ago
@MONKEYxWOOHOO ummm .. i am still alive so ... go fuck
dUmNeAmEa1 6 months ago
How do people find the number things, do you just sit there clicking 1-0 on the computer?
Wigley123456 6 months ago
haha
david65917211 6 months ago
Keep pressing 7 for hot sex.
TheDrSluggerBro 6 months ago
1 for gay anal sex.
BeeAyyeee 6 months ago
*he was hoping for anal*
AdamYoung16 7 months ago 10
keep pressing 7
OWallnumber1 7 months ago
wow epic fail
DRIV3R24 7 months ago
stupid goalie
jerry26wang 7 months ago
lucky for the keeper this wasn't the shower and than ball wasn't soap :D
ReFlexRick 8 months ago 16
good dive at the end
username7249 8 months ago
Silly jap
Bigmacmaniac 8 months ago
those asians ... they never knew how to play football ( i know that in America it's called SOCCER , BUT IM NOT AMERICAN LAWLZOMGFTW )
RDKinator 9 months ago
DID THAT COUNT?! Holy CRUD!
WarriorsRockLol 9 months ago
i think the title should be smart player stupid goalie
ianardo13 9 months ago
Match fixing, period.
h5liu 9 months ago
AhAhAhAh The BEST goalkeeper in the world!!!
GunJack96 9 months ago
It shouldnt of counted as a goal if the keeper had just put 1 hand on it... Even if he hadnt LIFTED it yet.
GlitchesForBlack 10 months ago
@GlitchesForBlack no it only counts if its two hands
MrSamsamtv 10 months ago
was that ronaldinho....
dallen507 10 months ago
just listen to the chinese man hilarous
bobwasherenotthere 10 months ago
@bobwasherenotthere He's not Chinese!He's JAPANESE!
fragatton1 10 months ago
@fragatton1 oh in tht case [bows]
bobwasherenotthere 10 months ago
buaahhahahahahahahaha stupid :D
Stefan8732 11 months ago
what i dont understand,why teams buy such players
footballfanzmb 11 months ago
CMON HE JUST WATED 2 COME OUT OF T CLOSET ON LIVE TV.
elptorq 11 months ago
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this is just dumb
erwinsmartlopez 11 months ago
there is so much corruption in some leagues
h5liu 11 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MegaPeeve 11 months ago
loool some stupid goalie. think they are soo hard then opps u flopped
headcutter09 11 months ago
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Hey mate, hows it going? you like football manager games right? i found this cool one online footy-manager com its very similar to the football manager game. check it out. its pretty cool actually.
besly988 11 months ago
lol keep pressing alt + f4 and look at goalie, so funny
dazzlabrfc 1 year ago
they play football like they drive...
tonymlg91 1 year ago
keep pressing 8 it sounds like the ball's farting LOL
Sp00kSeekers 1 year ago
keep pressing 7 on keyboard.....rape maybe ? O.o
TheOldskoolplayer 1 year ago
keep pressing six on ur keyboard hilarious
SuperBaaaaaaa 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhhahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahaha
SuperBaaaaaaa 1 year ago
that goalie is stupid
xZeRoproductions 1 year ago
what a idiot
TheEvan970 1 year ago
hahahahahahaahahahaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhhhaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhaaaaahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhaaaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaaaahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
SALIWANEK 1 year ago
loving the goal keeping skills :/
Ikikx000 1 year ago
hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhah-
ha
AdelinNo1 1 year ago
and he gets knocked down too! DOUBLE PWN
kingben821 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
michaelpinos5 1 year ago
haha good! i hate it when keepers try to waste time
obedebob 1 year ago
lol,
keeper: no man, i got the ball, jjust gunna take my sweet ass time is all
other guy: KACHAW goal
nicksuxs 1 year ago
omfg ahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha :D
simply the worst ever lol
DaedalusSimosDeity 1 year ago
rofl!
MrNickaus 1 year ago
the japanese seem to get into a lot of funny events.
TallSwede9 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahayhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahhaahhaahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahaha
Thechicalala 1 year ago
oionts comomro jian su kion :D :D so funny chinees
202drummerboy 1 year ago
goal :D
MrArdhn 1 year ago
=))))) sucker
ombladon2012 1 year ago
ChinaStyle
KouloChimeidzz 1 year ago 2
hahaha wtf :D
IronMaster555 1 year ago
that was great hahahaha
Sharkis011 1 year ago
I love football for this!!! XD
RusBlackOutRus 1 year ago
HAHA
MrBarbyboy 1 year ago
Haha sike
realitychecking1 1 year ago
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheSoccer8888 1 year ago
@soccers4ev Nah he didnt, in the slow-mo just pause it right on time and you'll see he was um "left hanging" lol
Omar13Z 1 year ago
lol that's great!
animesquirt 1 year ago
woowwwwww.... :P i play goalie in soccer and sometimes i play forward, but i know that when ur a goalie and u hav the ball, PIC THE FREAKING BALL UP!!!
rosjger1 1 year ago
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epicz9999 1 year ago
@epicz9999 how is it funny if it didnt make you laugh?
apbench 1 year ago
didnt he hae the slightest possesion of the ball which wud make it not count
soccers4ev 1 year ago
Would have served him right if the shoe caught him in the face, that's what he gets.
ShadowSoldior 1 year ago
why didnt he just fall to the ground holding his face like a baby.
alot do...
lol
cs512tr 1 year ago
even the keeper of my team is better
daanos96 1 year ago
Fake and Gay! xD
theK00Kaburra 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Svuru 1 year ago
made in japan :D
euuu21 1 year ago
Fosse no Brasil seria falta, pois tirou a bola da mão do goleiro
MauriceGibbBrazil 1 year ago
pppennndejoo!! haha
chetostuff 2 years ago
LOL, hate it when keepers do that.
jedman0 2 years ago
haha..that keeper deserved it 4 tryin 2 waste time...
JayDeGreat 2 years ago
why did u trademark ur title?
PartAsianPartWhite 2 years ago 126
PFFFFF X)
Yetiih 2 years ago
haha close ur legs son!
bluesno8 2 years ago 2
haha what a dumbbitch
bushisgoingtohell 2 years ago
lmao as a keeper never turn ur back on opposing players NEVER
usasoccerdabest87 2 years ago 74
ROFL SPREAD IT
rsruleu 2 years ago
rofl
T0m1xisn1 2 years ago
the best goal ever
eln0v0a 2 years ago
Great commentator! heheh joke.
Mixeri15 2 years ago
loser.
cikif 2 years ago
what a goal
maxwelldanger1 2 years ago
bah, it would'nt have been a goal anyway because it was Obstruction (kicking in danger)
Jesse4Jezza 2 years ago
lololol
funniest thing in soccer i've seen yet.
8969798 2 years ago
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in 1820 a man named fredrick osloft one day he was working in his lab until a ghost came by and killed him the next morning fredrick was nowhere to be seen 100 years later two boys went in the lab as a dare the boys where never seen again where aparently murdered now that u have read this comment tonight when u go to sleep the two boys and fredrick will come and murder you but you can stop this by posting this comment on 5 other videos by midnight im sorry i relly hate these things :'(
elizaaqs 2 years ago
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Idiotstuff 2 years ago
what the deuse
Garcia327 2 years ago
TM?
Weirdalyankovicrules 2 years ago
Not the first time in japanese football -.-
Oskarho 2 years ago 2
questo dimostra che i cinesi e japponesi sono negati nel calcio...
sammark1132 2 years ago
and you giving me negative comments is pointless because chinese players are good if you ever see chinese players that arn't in the national squad they are good, because the people that a play against in hong kong are better than tilbury and thats where people like defoe use to play for
wankers, european dickheads
wingy4united 2 years ago
not that great
peckyjoe22 3 years ago
omg that would SUCK
itsBA44 3 years ago
still counted coz d hands ov d goalie didnt even touch d ball
warsh117 3 years ago 2
Notice, his hands werent completely on the ball
BTW What a retard!
0tt0556 3 years ago
u not alowed to take kick the ball when goaly got a hands on it so its not suposs to count :)
but still nice goal :D
jblas321 3 years ago
all japaneese or chineese football player are rubbish ;)
Moranduzo 3 years ago
yeah im chinese and i play for my county so fuck you and play nakamura is not bad and players in hong kong are good but the pay isnt very good so all the good players dont waste there time on it like my cousin, my cousin got into manchester united so suck your dads dick
wingy4united 3 years ago
then watts ur cuzins name
pampoom 2 years ago
Andy wong hes gone back to hongkong now because he came her for school
wingy4united 2 years ago
and there you show your obvious lack of knowledge about football....
rudinarine 2 years ago
its japaneese or chineese football thay the keeper is rubbish
spursfan112 3 years ago
EUNT
vasticks 3 years ago
ROFL!! I love how he just drops dead, hoping to get a cheap free kick or something.. XD
Stupid smartass-Japaneese guy.. :P
Sealsealdk 3 years ago
COGLIONE
COGLIONE
COGLIONE
COGLIONE
COGLIONE
COGLIONE!!!il portiere sicuramente è del nord italia!!!!!
fibramarcia 3 years ago
LOL!!
mzmz1996 3 years ago
what a faggot goalkeeper, its bad enough he gets owned, but he dives afterwards lol
theman0818 3 years ago
why faggot?
stargazerts 3 years ago
hahaha just haha
uzbsegausa 3 years ago
haha
fede10145 3 years ago
lmao!!!
Footybloke333 3 years ago
japenese league comon guys what you expect
espuderito 3 years ago 40
@espuderito hey jpan is not so bad??
subgamers 1 year ago
@espuderito
major league is even worse......
ErikIsInThaHouse 1 year ago
so dumb
Collin8r123 3 years ago
Gotta say, that was one dumb goalie.
GlitchQueen 3 years ago
ahahahhahaa
TehPeruvian 3 years ago
Hahahahhahahahahahaha
Cristian0Ronaldo7 3 years ago
one word: lol
wildcatnl1337 3 years ago
rofl
kidzranqefan 3 years ago
ahhahahahahahaahha!!!!! LOL PWNED!!!!!
Sa1din 3 years ago
wow that was funny
ticklelog95 3 years ago
hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha
highheat002 3 years ago 42
@highheat002 fag
sweetdavid123456789 1 year ago
@highheat002 ha xD
jonyoviedo 1 year ago
wtf?
JayKRecords 4 years ago
lol
xoAnnxo 4 years ago