"The dwellers of this planet are in unending competition, happy to create meaningless rankings. 'Ah, the number 1 [host] is *so* hot. {looks at Jones}. Lame... You're not cut out for this, are you?' However, this planet's tanning parlours are - amazing."
These are great but I wish they had English subtitles!
It's a series with a story. Jones is a space alien who enjoys this singer's music. She insults him (I assume she calls him boring) so he decides he must try to look like the other more popular and fun but annoying rock group- and go get a tan.
Nah, he is and alien getting different jobs and learning about earth throughout the series of these commercials.. and this one he works for a host club (I guess you could call them male geisha's).
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Hilarious. Many people might not understand, he is working in a male host club and the girl (a customer) complains he is dasai (a hick, not sophisticated).
Haha, perfect and the "new look" at the end really add to the funny side of this ad. :P
SammEater 2 months ago
someone who can translate plz !!
Jackbattell 3 months ago in playlist Altri video di 358aaa
@Jackbattell Just install Google Translate on your computer, and it will translate entire webpages for you.
carroll1956 2 months ago
今はもうトップ連中が誰一人と残ってないとは…
drifter1486jp 8 months ago
ryoぶっさwww
horou9 9 months ago
このCM見てるとトミーリージョーンズさんって本当何でもできる俳優さんなんだなって思います。
凄すぎ・・・面白さの中に感動がある!
21raptor1 1 year ago 3
Tommy is very cool !!!!!!!!
toberex000001 1 year ago 6
I'm saving this just so I can do her hair lol :'D
NyappyChocoChan 1 year ago
omg tommy got black eyes
white000bear 1 year ago 3
what in the world lmao thats was great
Taryn5000 2 years ago
ohhh, Tommy Lee... funny guy.
SponsoredbyDuffBeer 2 years ago 7
My Japanese is rusty, but:
"The dwellers of this planet are in unending competition, happy to create meaningless rankings. 'Ah, the number 1 [host] is *so* hot. {looks at Jones}. Lame... You're not cut out for this, are you?' However, this planet's tanning parlours are - amazing."
Laivasse 2 years ago 10
ジョーンズ渋い!
Doklolita 2 years ago 12
lainbow mountain lol.
natn0 2 years ago
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Wow, well I didn't really have time to prepare but... I'll do my best! Hope nobody notices I'm not.
McKack 3 years ago
Tommy in a Host Club! Brilliant! His "new look" at the end is great
SpiritOfGamer 3 years ago 33
STAAAAAAFF!
ckymadam 3 years ago 15
He looks pretty damn cool after the tanning salon.
creamyhorror 3 years ago 6
Anyone know how much he got paid for the entire boss coffee commercial series?
surft 4 years ago
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They told him it would be millions upon millions!!! Then after he did them he found out it was only a few million yen :)
McKack 4 years ago
the quadruple amount of what you will ever make, so you can go grrrr gnarrr about it.
iglor 3 years ago
ah! Wakatsuki Chinatsu... OMG! YES!XD
hehe, she beat him up too.
swimmengal 4 years ago 3
Beat him up?
Actually. I think they at least went to second base :)
Jings0b 4 years ago
いや、かっこいいとおもうが・・・
biblospike 4 years ago 3
is he supposed to be a robot or something? lol
grendelee 4 years ago
A bit late but, he's an alien.
T3hM1lkm4n 4 years ago
oh for real
no wonder hahaha its great i get it
the boring emotion but hes opening up to life on earth but especially japan
fatrice217 4 years ago
poor tommy!!!lol
fadingkimono 4 years ago
OH MY GOD! Tommy lee jones in the end looks like Shido Nakamura!
Sammyoak 4 years ago
These are great but I wish they had English subtitles!
It's a series with a story. Jones is a space alien who enjoys this singer's music. She insults him (I assume she calls him boring) so he decides he must try to look like the other more popular and fun but annoying rock group- and go get a tan.
bnmc07 4 years ago
Nah, he is and alien getting different jobs and learning about earth throughout the series of these commercials.. and this one he works for a host club (I guess you could call them male geisha's).
OEggchanO 4 years ago
She's actually wondering if he's really fit for this sort of job.
Then... he responds.
SahaquielDelta 4 years ago 6
what sort of job is it?
grendelee 4 years ago
Male Escort...
In a way.
Jings0b 4 years ago
The girl in this vid is also really famous, her name is Wakatsuki Chinatsu
jonyllama 4 years ago
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fncker 4 years ago
Hilarious. Many people might not understand, he is working in a male host club and the girl (a customer) complains he is dasai (a hick, not sophisticated).
spoddie 5 years ago
Lol, love this one the most.
bokualec 5 years ago 2
This is so funny! Please keep posting these commercials! O-tanoshi-mini! Domo arigato!
xmen171 5 years ago