@SiljeSilla for non-norwegians, that just sounded like gibberish ! = funny (nothing against norwegians, the guy in the video is a good friend of mine)
Bokmål and Nynorsk are written. No one speak bokmåk, and no one speak nynorsk. Both were "made" during the 19th century in the process of building Norway as a nation during the Swedish Union - the former; a Norwegianized Danish, the latter; based on Norwegian dialects in small places in east, south, and west Norway. Everyone in Norway more or less speak a dialect, though some more watered out than others. But NO ONE SPEAKS "PURE"" NYNORSK OR BOKMÅL! Oh yeah, I caps locked it.
Nynorsk and bokmål is NOT dialect, it's the official written standards of the norwegian language.
Bokmål is based on the dialect (or actually lack of dialect) in and around Oslo, so it's strongly influenced by danish, while nynorsk is based on a mix of all the different dialects in Norway.
In other words, nynorsk is closer to the true norwegian way of speaking, since 80 % of the population has some kind of dialect other than the standard "Oslo dialect".
Hello ! I am norvegian and it's the most coolest language. Beste land i verden og du må reisa her = Best country in the world and you must travel her!
@Dix2love when did i ever say that im better then others? and no im not an asshole, actually your the one being an asshole for accusing me of such ridicilous shit!
if you actually used your dumb eyes to read you'd see that the one i was discussing with is talking crap about the most common dialect in norway, not only that, hes calling me all sorts of crap that actually is incorrect.
@Deifux what the hell are you on about? 'bokmaal' or Oslo dialect, as you call it, is the most widely spoken dialect in Norway. You're clearly just a biased guy that speaks a different dialect...
@DillaryHuff um oslo dialect is not the most used, it is the second most used, but it is the dialect that is easiest to understand, and it sounds far better than the dialect that is the most used, and it is nynorsk, i can easly understand why you think it is, after all you live in oslo and oslo dialect is used by most people all over east norway, but if you trawel outside of east norway or up to hamar youll soon hear that oslo dialect is not so common anymore.
@1PSYTEX1 Nynorsk, really? I'm not an expert on the matter, but I was told that people who speak nynorsk are becoming a minority, and I'm pretty certain that it wasn't just a figure of speech. Yes, I live close to Oslo and I have a neutral accent, but I've been to several parts of norway in my life and based on the people I've met and spoken to, I find it hard to believe that nynorsk is the most commonly spoken dialect in Norway. Where exactly do they speak nynorsk?
@DillaryHuff well seems like i was wrong, only about 5-10% of the norwegian population speaks nynorsk, while about 25-30% of the norwegian population speaks østlandsk, i believe that vestlandsk is the most used norwegian dialect, it is used in vestlandet, sørlandet, nordnorge, but im quite unshure which dialect they speak in midtnorge.
@Deifux um no, that is by far the most retarded thing ive ever heard, oslo dialect is used by far more than just 5%, oslo dialect is used by atleast 45% of the norwegian population and it is the dialect that is easiest to understand, this kid basicly speak oslo dialect with a obvious "fjortis"/teen way of talking.
and btw your the gay one for being a ignorant little prick!
@Deifux haha, such ignorance, no im not a oslofag cuz 1st of all, there aint such a thing called a oslofag, so grow up you idiot, i dont know where you are from, but i have my suspossions, cuz theres only one type of norwegians that hate the dialect we speak in øst-norge, and 2nd of all, i dont live in oslo, i dont like oslo and there aint no thing called oslo-dialect, because the same language i speak, they speak it in oslo, near the swedish border, hamar etc, fucking ignorant retard!
Skal jeg være ærlig høres det ganske sært ut. Litt av det samme som tysk faktisk. Stopper opp av og til og tenker over lyden av det jeg har sagt og innser at det høres som sagt, ut.
@GraalsDeadMonster I'm from Norway too, and "no shit Sherlock" :p I wish I could *not* understand Norwegian in once instance so I could listen to how it sounds lol. We can't though ;(
Side note: this guy was being serious; thereof it sounding serious :p
@METALLICCA So nice of you to ruin the whole thing. Why do we keep talking about him? Can't we just put him on hold until the trial is complete. What he did was terrible, why should we rip open the wounds again everytime we hear something about him, or in your case about Norway? Thanks to the Norvegian media, he has gotten all the attention that he wanted, plus more.
@NiaXX94 It must be funny because people who don't understand the language consider it funny. But in fact if you know Swedish or Norwegian it's just sad to listen to Norwegian because it sounds so serious even when you make a fucking joke it sounds like your serious about it
Jesssss, men da ses vi! Oslogutt123
ObLiViOnZThEkIllEr 3 days ago
Hahah, it's kinda weird for norwegians to look at this, 'cause it's just a normal conversation. But oh well. I'm glad our language amuse you :'D
vildetokita94 1 month ago 3
norwegian ROLLS!!
(i`m am norwegian)
eash1235 1 month ago
I live in norway, and I totally understand that this language is funny for Americans XD
MLink96 1 month ago
what is wrong with norwegian?
WizardCupcake 1 month ago 3
Lol, why do you think this is funny? Just curious (I am from Norway) :P
SiljeSilla 1 month ago 6
@SiljeSilla for non-norwegians, that just sounded like gibberish ! = funny (nothing against norwegians, the guy in the video is a good friend of mine)
strangerinyourchair 1 month ago
@strangerinyourchair Ok, hehe :)
SiljeSilla 1 month ago
Bokmål and Nynorsk are written. No one speak bokmåk, and no one speak nynorsk. Both were "made" during the 19th century in the process of building Norway as a nation during the Swedish Union - the former; a Norwegianized Danish, the latter; based on Norwegian dialects in small places in east, south, and west Norway. Everyone in Norway more or less speak a dialect, though some more watered out than others. But NO ONE SPEAKS "PURE"" NYNORSK OR BOKMÅL! Oh yeah, I caps locked it.
jaynordmann 1 month ago
@jaynordmann De på nrk, lol.
LuniettaAigle 1 month ago
@LuniettaAigle Nope... hørt mange forskjellige dialekter der og... ikke noe rent der i gården ;)
jaynordmann 1 month ago
Nynorsk and bokmål is NOT dialect, it's the official written standards of the norwegian language.
Bokmål is based on the dialect (or actually lack of dialect) in and around Oslo, so it's strongly influenced by danish, while nynorsk is based on a mix of all the different dialects in Norway.
In other words, nynorsk is closer to the true norwegian way of speaking, since 80 % of the population has some kind of dialect other than the standard "Oslo dialect".
oh, and btw, FUCK OSLO.
GulsViking 1 month ago
Hello ! I am norvegian and it's the most coolest language. Beste land i verden og du må reisa her = Best country in the world and you must travel her!
jwoww57 2 months ago
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and you guys are the dumbest people on earth, for crying out loud, italian doesnt sound much better, in fact, it sounds primetive!
1PSYTEX1 2 months ago
@1PSYTEX1 You're just an asshole :) 'Cuz you're NOT better then other people..
Dix2love 4 days ago
@Dix2love when did i ever say that im better then others? and no im not an asshole, actually your the one being an asshole for accusing me of such ridicilous shit!
if you actually used your dumb eyes to read you'd see that the one i was discussing with is talking crap about the most common dialect in norway, not only that, hes calling me all sorts of crap that actually is incorrect.
1PSYTEX1 4 days ago
and americans are the dumbest people on earth
1PSYTEX1 2 months ago
Oslo dialect is the gayest dialect in Norway (The one that is spoken in this video) 95% of the population do not speak this dialect
Deifux 2 months ago 4
@Deifux what the hell are you on about? 'bokmaal' or Oslo dialect, as you call it, is the most widely spoken dialect in Norway. You're clearly just a biased guy that speaks a different dialect...
DillaryHuff 2 months ago
@DillaryHuff um oslo dialect is not the most used, it is the second most used, but it is the dialect that is easiest to understand, and it sounds far better than the dialect that is the most used, and it is nynorsk, i can easly understand why you think it is, after all you live in oslo and oslo dialect is used by most people all over east norway, but if you trawel outside of east norway or up to hamar youll soon hear that oslo dialect is not so common anymore.
1PSYTEX1 2 months ago
@1PSYTEX1 Nynorsk, really? I'm not an expert on the matter, but I was told that people who speak nynorsk are becoming a minority, and I'm pretty certain that it wasn't just a figure of speech. Yes, I live close to Oslo and I have a neutral accent, but I've been to several parts of norway in my life and based on the people I've met and spoken to, I find it hard to believe that nynorsk is the most commonly spoken dialect in Norway. Where exactly do they speak nynorsk?
DillaryHuff 2 months ago
@DillaryHuff well seems like i was wrong, only about 5-10% of the norwegian population speaks nynorsk, while about 25-30% of the norwegian population speaks østlandsk, i believe that vestlandsk is the most used norwegian dialect, it is used in vestlandet, sørlandet, nordnorge, but im quite unshure which dialect they speak in midtnorge.
1PSYTEX1 2 months ago
@Deifux um no, that is by far the most retarded thing ive ever heard, oslo dialect is used by far more than just 5%, oslo dialect is used by atleast 45% of the norwegian population and it is the dialect that is easiest to understand, this kid basicly speak oslo dialect with a obvious "fjortis"/teen way of talking.
and btw your the gay one for being a ignorant little prick!
1PSYTEX1 2 months ago
@1PSYTEX1 Oslo dialect is still the gayest dialect in Norway / Scandinavia.
Deifux 1 month ago
@Deifux thats just your opinion, you are not the one to deside wish dialect is cool or not, fucking idiot!
1PSYTEX1 1 month ago
@1PSYTEX1 Oslofag detected.
Deifux 1 month ago
@Deifux haha, such ignorance, no im not a oslofag cuz 1st of all, there aint such a thing called a oslofag, so grow up you idiot, i dont know where you are from, but i have my suspossions, cuz theres only one type of norwegians that hate the dialect we speak in øst-norge, and 2nd of all, i dont live in oslo, i dont like oslo and there aint no thing called oslo-dialect, because the same language i speak, they speak it in oslo, near the swedish border, hamar etc, fucking ignorant retard!
1PSYTEX1 1 month ago
@Deifux Går ikke ann å bøye gay med est på slutten, lol. " the most gay" kanskje?
NaisLaikMais 1 month ago
@NaisLaikMais o.o
ImJustVilde 1 month ago
man må nesten være norsk for å ikke le
TheLemurific 2 months ago 3
hahahaahahhahahaha, jævla funny azz! kødda
mmuussiicc1000 2 months ago
"yes da sees vi når jeg kommer tilbake" :))
folkaekul 2 months ago
The homie gone viral! SERR
KnutKlonteig 2 months ago
Tykje ta, e antar att Oslo-dialækta høres rar ut te dæm som ikke e Norsk
sarphog 2 months ago
@sarphog Va det nåkka å si tykje ta førr?
ThinkOneMoreTime 2 months ago
@ThinkOneMoreTime Nordlæning
sarphog 2 months ago
@sarphog og du tror ikke din dialekt høres rar ut for amerikanerne, haha, jaja, som dem sier, "you wish"!
1PSYTEX1 2 months ago
Det er jo ikke morsomtXD (its not funny at all)
MariaGulbrandsen 2 months ago
Hvorfor skriver dere på engelsk?
Oblivioustotruth 2 months ago
Skal jeg være ærlig høres det ganske sært ut. Litt av det samme som tysk faktisk. Stopper opp av og til og tenker over lyden av det jeg har sagt og innser at det høres som sagt, ut.
Kaaxe 3 months ago
Oslo-dialekten er litt morsom, men nordnorsk er rett og slett barsk.
xTsukeo 3 months ago 2
@xTsukeo mein d e Trønderan som eie læll
vezonproductions 3 months ago 3
What is funny abou this? i am from norway i cant understand why this is so funny? come on ppl, it is not that funny
GraalsDeadMonster 3 months ago
@GraalsDeadMonster I'm from Norway too, and "no shit Sherlock" :p I wish I could *not* understand Norwegian in once instance so I could listen to how it sounds lol. We can't though ;(
Side note: this guy was being serious; thereof it sounding serious :p
SebSk 3 months ago 4
LAND OF THE VIKING BABY, noooorge <3
alekjensen 3 months ago 2
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METALLICCA 3 months ago
@METALLICCA gtfo baby
alekjensen 3 months ago
@METALLICCA So nice of you to ruin the whole thing. Why do we keep talking about him? Can't we just put him on hold until the trial is complete. What he did was terrible, why should we rip open the wounds again everytime we hear something about him, or in your case about Norway? Thanks to the Norvegian media, he has gotten all the attention that he wanted, plus more.
MegaVikingen 3 months ago
@METALLICCA Hva faen er problemet ditt?!
SuperBlaase 3 months ago
@NiaXX94 It must be funny because people who don't understand the language consider it funny. But in fact if you know Swedish or Norwegian it's just sad to listen to Norwegian because it sounds so serious even when you make a fucking joke it sounds like your serious about it
SMGJohn 4 months ago
Norsk er faen meg det minst morsomme språket som er, Kinesisk derimot, der har du noe å le av! :D
ANAgirlForLife 4 months ago 8
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"da sees vi når jeg kommer tilbake" Haha syykt .. morso... nei :P
paddeification 4 months ago
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paddeification 4 months ago
Norwegian isn't that funny, i like my language ♥
xperiapauline 4 months ago
I'm not from norway and I can't speak norweigan, but even for me it doesn't sound funny
flyMyshka 6 months ago 4
@flyMyshka well all he sed was "well i will se you tomorrow, goodbye"
techTVids 5 months ago
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!! .... not
91Fliptrick 6 months ago
why was that funny!?
MrSkredda 6 months ago
in Norway it sounds normal. The English language is the funniest in the world
perhamar98 6 months ago
ka fader hva morsomt med det der??
froya009 6 months ago
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Im a Viking you will die
wilkyc 8 months ago
I am norwegen I'm a Viking get the guy who post this
wilkyc 8 months ago
it not sounds funny, Norway sounds like the most serious language in the world!
Norwegian and Norway ftw!
MyOivind 9 months ago 70
@MyOivind aww. That was very nice. I'm from Norway, but it's always funny to hear what other people think of our language!
1NorwegianGirl 7 months ago
@1NorwegianGirl Han er fra Norge selv..
95vg95 6 months ago
@MyOivind Why does it sound so serious? xD
topas12345 3 months ago
NORWEGIAN IS AWESOME!
SandnesMiss 9 months ago 83
@SandnesMiss You meant: are awesome.
daniloorbolato 1 month ago
WHaaaat was that? sounded like nothing I ever heard before
Eiderkopp 9 months ago
not funny. why did you bother to upload ?
drazosrbija 10 months ago
why is that funny
TheMrReka 1 year ago
hahahahaha. funny.
MacJARedd 1 year ago
funny?
ChrisNikopol 2 years ago