TROLLARCH MAIL Episode #1

[TheLegos123]

Lol 4:34

[TheLegos123]

Lol 4:23

[flyman1996]

how many points do you get if you give him a fat lip and he changes schools?

[solo6411]

Guys im my class was bullying me... Before they took a fist to the face...

[asadrulzz]

another way to stop those fat ass bullies is to laugh at their insults then they will get bored of saying stuff to you and your problem is solved :)

[TheRavensfoxx]

Way to take on bullying like a champ!

[dragonkin737]

4:18 - 4:33 omfg you need to have your own tv show lol

[xXFuzionKing]

@The kid who gets bullied, Take a arrow to the knee, It will make you smaller :D??

[Genriquez1994]

I agree with Burns, if someone ever fucks with me, i wont let it slide. Ill stand up for myself and kick his ass until hes about to die.

[pizzatree300]

There was this one bully in my school, so I knocked his tooth out by slamming a door in his face. It was an accident because I was just trying to get away while he was chasing me. But he left the school that year and he now doesn't have a front tooth xD

[cooldaddy1234567]

Bullying isn't the problem, over sensitivity is. 

[pizzatree300]

@cooldaddy1234567 Not in my school

[HerdULIekLetsPlays]

@cooldaddy1234567 shut up, nobody likes you! not even your mother

[VictiniExpert2400]

Honestly I will NEVER get used to this youtube layout...

[rho070170527]

EH?

[olan5252]

it's ok

[roomstudios]

In the state of Virginia, if you are a bully they keep record, so it affects future plans.  Also in my middle school if someone is beating you to the ground your still not a lot to fight back. Or you both get in trouble. So as school let out I followed the kid home and beat him there.

[iamtyleromo]

@blackguyintheghetto Shut up and lick a dick, h8r.

[FridayNightSmackdown]

@blackguyintheghetto NIGGERS LIKE YOU THAT RUIN THE GHETTO.OH WAIT THE GHETTO IS ALREADY A SHITHOLE -IT CAN'T BE RUINED

[77row]

My plan when I get bullied (which never happends): Play dumb.

"Your a fag"

"Whos a fag"

"YOU!"

"Whos you? Is you some chinies guy?"

"fuck you your stupid"

"fuck who?

"YOU!"

"Im going to tell you ming to beat you up since your calling him stupid!"

[lawlathatguy]

wouldnt that start a fight after u punch him ?

[DubexGaming]

Double Xp for dental insurence

[HooverTV]

In The FACE!

[SuperTimothy44]

ur funny as fuck

[SuperTimothy44]

hahaha wtf punch him in the face 

[poisoncupcakesayhai]

i used to get revenge but then i took a fist to the face

[skullreaper1997]

My mom told me if some bully gets insulting me, ignore it. If they get physiacal then beat the living shit out of them until there either on the ground, dead, broken bones, etc. Yeah, if you thought a tank was tough then you should see my mom, the army surrenders to her just by waving hi.

[hunter3824]

@skullreaper1997 umm dude i dont ignore i just agree with everything they say

[BarnabusGrimm]

@hunter3824 Because it disarms them, so when you smash them in the head with a brick it's more jarring?

[hunter3824]

@BarnabusGrimm depends on what jarring means

[BarnabusGrimm]

@hunter3824 Abrupt and surprising, in this context.

[hunter3824]

@BarnabusGrimm for once i found someone on the internet with correct speeling punctuation and a bigger vocabulary than me LOL

[BarnabusGrimm]

@hunter3824 I write a lot. It's hard if you don't know proper grammar. But then again, Stephanie Meyer's books are best sellers...

[hunter3824]

@BarnabusGrimm i read one of her books i think twilight right? i dont pay much attention to books too much so...

[BarnabusGrimm]

@hunter3824 Yeah. It's a reference to those horrible books. Almost no proper grammar. Plus, she uses "Hisses" wrong, a lot.

[blackopswarlord12345]

You got a kids live taken away right before christmas.......props

[TheLeonPwnr]

you seem to really like UkranianLimbs if you started doing these lol

[kungfooddudemaster]

bonus xp if he dosnt have dental insurance.....only burnsie....

[OhhBiscuits]

Burnsy would do a much better job than ThePro. ThePro sucks! -.-

[Plxnetz]

@OhhBiscuits The Pro is a fucken hillbilly whom lives in country USA. (Not saying anything bad about country places but hes a fucken hillbilly :)

[OhhBiscuits]

@Plxnetz Well, hillbilly's have much stronger southern accents XP

[youallsuk1]

Your intro should be beautiful people by Chris brown I think

[GameTimeGroup]

@6:13 TURKEY ! AAHAHAHHAHA

[U23Drocs]

@ISIPONORPHANTEARS Keep that saying fresh for when they change it again, the whining never ends

[ISIPONORPHANTEARS]

@U23Drocs I wouldn't have to whine if the layout didn't suck

every time it gets worse!

[U23Drocs]

@ISIPONORPHANTEARS then you get used it it then they change and then "oh the layout before was better" and then they change it again "oh the other one was better" then when they change from this one in a few months you and all the other whiney babies will be like "oh the old layout was better"

[ISIPONORPHANTEARS]

@U23Drocs Why don't you stop whining about me whining and admit the layout is TRASH!

[OhhBiscuits]

@U23Drocs I never really say things are stupid unless I genuinely think it is. I liked the previous home page and channels, however the new channels are stupid, homepage isn't bad... Do you know to check channel comments you have to go to feed and select Channel Comments Only instead of just scrolling down the page! Why do that!? YouTube really are making their site worse..

[evie432]

LAWL double XP if he doesnt have dental insurance! XD

[VideoGamerHD]

@TheEmperorNothing No, I'm using the old layout again anyway, and also I didnt say I wouldn't live with it, just that I haven't adapted yet. But I will eventually... Like in a day or two.

[VideoGamerHD]

The youtube layout sucks. I want the old layout back. I want the layout from like 2007 back... That was my favorite.

[TheEmperorNothing]

@VideoGamerHD live with it

[Markmastercolts]

@VideoGamerHD i taught it was really good to i feel you man

[lasong2000]

Like it

[METALFREAK03]

you can go to jail when your 10 in the uk.

[orlandojp07]

Haha double xp for knocking out his teeth

[RedwoodGamer]

No joke i joined the session and party i was at the live stream. The guy was named SLAP_MY_GOAT and he is my friend so i joined in.

[URreadingmyaccname]

@RedwoodGamer I sent him a friend request when he was in a party :)

[aracniphobia1]

I absolutely dispise the new layout.

[gingie78]

Nice Mr Burns:-)

[Barnaby0014]

My dad is a master troll

Some random number just called his phone and they called for a person named steve and he said steve died in a car accident

[SOCKxACC]

hate it

[skullkid267]

punch him in the face hell yeah

[skullkid267]

hate the youtube layout

[KevinRapz]

HATE HATE HATE HATE

[craigcelticmurphy]

i hate the new youtube layout

[EricTheMachineIsaac]

THUMBS UP SO THE BULLYED KID GETS SOME SUPPORT! THE GAMING COMMUNITY IS HERE FOR YOU!

[EricTheMachineIsaac]

I KNOW RIGHT! YOUTUBE STOP CHANGING!!! NOW I CAN UNDERSTAND THOSE "WE WANT THE OLD YOUTUBE BACK" REPOSTS ON EVERY VIDEO!

[123pivotanimator123]

i hate the new layout! i cant find what i want now!!!

[siggiesmalls890]

have you ever got hacked or baned

[TheJamo33]

The new YouTube layout is shit

[Spid0rMuffinz]

I was bullied sooo much I just punched them all it didn't help THAT much but it made them cry ...mwahahaha :)

[koticwarfare]

i have just one very very important question for you guys

If a tree falls in the middle of the forest ........;........can i fit 52 marshmellows in my mouth and then drink a can of mountain dew

[TheTrollRanger]

nice

[lakewoodlongboarding]

Haha that's what I will tell my kids when I get older, good advice

[donian4u]

that is good advice

when i was in high school there was a bunch of kids that picked on me

until i had it 1 day walked up to the main 1 and smacked him right in the mouth

made him cry like a little bitch and they never picked on me again ^_^

[SiklaBran]

The New Youtube layout is shit... that's why i don't use it.

[sk8drewsk8]

Bunghole!

[PapioG]

wow this channels come a long way since its creation!

lovin Episode #1, I'll be back for more.

[moonshiry]

LOL Burnsie ur gonna get 13 year old kids beaten up

[Abjiba]

I think it's easier

[jewish5555]

@Abjiba whats easier

[MrSodaducky]

i LOL at the bully question when u said double points if he doesnt hav dental insurance

[pandaclue2]

i dont lie the new youtube its weird...

[xXkillatipz]

You sound like my teacher:)

[nintendude60]

haha bud u own. 

[xXShigofumiXx]

kids are a bunch of pricks now

[RaiceaAndrei111]

To the 13 year old that is bullied:I fell you man I'm 16 and I am not bullied but I have some friends that are and I stand up for them,since a lot of them are just very shy and inexperienced when it comes to stuff like dealing with bullies.What burns said is true,just give em a good punch BUT be sure he doesn't have a huge ass brother or that kinda sucks that happened to me when I punched a fag that was insulting me :).Oh and before punching spit him in the face so he can't see for a moment.

[Chessyfan]

@RaiceaAndrei111 Bullies are funny especially if they make the 11 year olds want to kill themselves thats the funniest part about it!

[beserkgambit21]

@RaiceaAndrei111 heres a better idea kick his knee in THEN sock his ass i live near the mexican border so i have to deal with this shit all the time :)

[wheretohide]

I hate the new youtube layout :(

[iRattyZx]

Burnsey, Why is cabbage green?

[99LethalEuphoria99]

after the new link just put /index_ajax <-- gets old homepage back for now. Also Burns you seem a bit like Seananners and Phillip DeFranco.

[megaman3851]

lol bouns points if you knock his teeth out hahaha

[ManosEmanuel]

wwwDOTyoutubeDOTcom/user/aHack­aa found a hacker!!!! lets get him >:)

[Killert52]

Burns might get this kid beat down by more than 1 person depends on the situation ofcourse

[Jammie047]

I'm sorry Minnesota but there is quite a small chance that a 13 year old with clearly low self esteem is gonna punh "his bully" in the face

[edawg2874]

@Jammie047 and there's an even smaller chance of you spelling "punch" correctly.

[DiabeetusBoy]

Erection sir

[DoubleCoDClan]

hate youtube backgroung

[DietFrizz]

@MinnesotaBurns I know this is a weird thing to say on one of your video, but damn, that's some good gameplay!

[TheFall3n360]

"Double xp if he doesnt have dental insurance".I lol'd.........

[juanchy123]

How and i find out when you are streaming?

[zmbousman]

You know I was just thinking it's amazing how when I first checked out this channel I came from gunns4hire and he burns was not very know and now look at his channel

[kingbooforums]

Why does this man think he is a master troll?

[TheFragonator]

@kingbooforums cause he is... can u not tell?

[kingbooforums]

@TheFragonator You know, It only requires twoextra letters to not look retarded.

[TheFragonator]

@kingbooforums ffs i cant be bothered with ppl like u on my b-day

[TheFragonator]

@kingbooforums actually u know what its the internet or more specific its youtube. so i spelled 'because' wrong who is going to care apart from u... -.-

[kingbooforums]

@TheFragonator It wasen't because of the word because....

[TheFragonator]

@kingbooforums what was it about then...

[DietFrizz]

@kingbooforums HEY KINDBOOFORUMS REMEMBER FUCKING NINTENZONE AND DSU?

[kingbooforums]

@DietFrizz AH SHIT

[thehacka77]

i like penis

[NUTRlTlON]

@thehacka77 M3 to!!!!111!!!1

[motorheadfx]

double xp if you knock his teeth out laughed so hard at that

[Jetblackcube]

I don't mind the new layout much, I just hate the homepage bit now.

[AaronVira]

The layout is honestly horrible. If it's not broken don't fix it. -_-

[TheBananamasta]

idc i found a way 2 get the old layout back =D

[WoolyWallie]

Quality > Quantity...Unless you're Xcal.

[FTGPurpleHippy]

i hate youtube but yes hey you should troll more i get board :( 

[KnightZane]

be sure to deck the bully in front of his friends and if he has one his girlfriend its always better to drop his masculinity as you drop his ass to the floor as youtube changes more adds get put on videos its annoying

[ThatSweatyNerd]

double XP if he doesn't have dental insurance, lolololol

[DBguy69]

What gun were you using?

[DynastyyHD]

He should fight him :) (The 13 Year Old)

[ThePhantomGamer]

I like the new layout.

[XxBeefSaladxX]

Layout sucks

[insanskill288]

my left ear loves this

[mdogie]

New youtube layout is garbage , its harder to see what's been uploaded. People should know that you can still sorta use the old layout though , just put /home after the link :3

[GonzoREDSUNS]

@mdogie You can use the old one for now!...Youtube will be forcing the change soon.

[TrojaSucks]

@mdogie not anymore those fucker took it away!

[ajaxfen]

@mdogie it doesn't work anymore :(

[Xmvtjets96X]

@ajaxfen I KNEW IT, fuckers....

[barronzaren]

@mdogie oh.... QQ keep whining im sure they will listen....

[mdogie]

@barronzaren

Hey , how about this. Dont be a dick , im not whining. I just made a comment , so stfu you fail troll.

@Xmvtjets96X

It doesnt D: Damn you youtube!

[Xmvtjets96X]

@mdogie I dont think it works anymore D:

[jewish5555]

@mdogie  you can change it back i did

[gregthegriffin]

"Double XP if he doesn't have dental insurance!" xD Great! Just Great! Lol

[1919rollyB]

dobuble xp if he doesn't have dental care, lol

[Sundcown]

Good work burns

[sean626262]

Lol burns I got a triple C4 that exact same way one time!

[StoliHawk1]

i love u burns

[MCNazty2Point0]

My cousin was once getting picked on i n middle school by some huge asshole. His dad told him that if he says something to you again then to punch him. So the next time he tried he punched him and the face and made him cry. both got suspended for like 3 days or something but when he came back to school not only did the bully not fuck with him again but nobody else did either and he earned himself respect. so to the kid who asked the question, punch that kid in the nose as hard as you can.

[spotroy]

optic pedo bear

[MCNazty2Point0]

I fucking hate the youtube layout

[etnieseric]

A word of advice if you are the one being the one being picked on:

1.make it seem like you are weak/Defenseless

2.Beat the Shit out of the Bully

3.make him your bitch

(optional) 4.if step 3 does not work, make him take an Arrow to the knee.

5.Win

[AttitudeEra4life459]

I love how "MinnesotaBurns" doesn't interact with his subscribers at all (responding to questions, responding to comments, etc.). Gotta love that interaction, eh?

[spotroy]

@AttitudeEra4life459 he does open lobbys on xbox 360 or he will respond to you at a livestream

[TheTrojan665]

I got picked on once by someone I just met on a public sports team. I flipped him over my back and pinned him to the ground long enough for his friends to see it then I let him go. Kid didn't fuck with me again.

[thesman1297]

Hate it

[writemywordsdown]

I think the person who is getting bullied should tell us the guy's xboxlive name, and we should troll the tits off of him. :)

PC Burnzy

[Xxko1157xX]

BONUS POINTS!

[SpinDriftz]

I don't hate it, but I don't see why they had to change it

[AceBettis2395]

no



[ThatOneCamper]

4:19 lol

[PRxxNene]

i took ur advice on the bullying senerio and punched him in the mouth :D but soon after i punched the guy i got jumped pretty badly by more than 10 black guys. my nose, arm, teeth and lower jaw are broken :(

[MyBebopBlues]

Punch him in the jaw!

[ducktapelover1]

its awesome

[L1AMCLARK01111]

when i was in year 3 / 3rd grade someone 1 year above me started to call me an elf alot so after 5 days i seen him sitting down on a bench so i walked up to him punched him right in the guts and he left me alone

[Trademarc2006]

Burns you really think that's was good advice for a young kid looking up to you. What an asshole

[KotaChurch]

@Trademarc2006 Thats great advice

[YouJustReallySuck]

Do you get any hate mail from hackers? If you do you should totally upload something like that :D

[Mills3y1]

If the kid is bigger than you and you think that punching him isn't an option, then try thinking up some comebacks, laugh when they insult you and insult them the fuck back. That's also a good response :)

[M1steryJOKER]

wel, I can definetely see youtube is part of google..

[Erectionproblem]

The new youtube has a cool design, but is impratical.

As for that bully, definately stand up for yourself. Knock that asshole in the face. If it doesn't stop, ignore that shit. They are pretty much real life trolls, don't feed them. If it keeps going on just punch that asshole again, this time harder. Those parents are going to see a patern, and they'll ask questions. Then say you have been bullied by him the whole time, and that asshole will be grounded.

[awsomeguys12349]

You learned it first from burns, and what is it that you learned kids?

You get double XP if you punch a guys teeth out and he dosent have dental insurance.

Also you might get suspended...BUT WHO CARES?