Bo Burnham - New Math [ INCL. LYRICS]

[Elishwagalle]

What r the odds that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time while on his knees. Hilarious!!!!! He's like tosh.0 but singing!!

[countesscalysto]

i got over 9000!!!

[frapsentertainment]

bobby is 14. kim is 7 and tori is12

[fafafak6]

you actully need to be smart to understand hes jokes XD

[ArmedTaco]

@fafafak6 Yeah :3

[carlferrocarlferro]

lol my math teacher likes to listen to math songs people create on youtube so im like " play new math SHE DID LOLOLOLOL

[eleportso1221]

i listen to this while doing my math homework :D

[shiftrfan]

He said a bag of chips divided by 5 or 1/5 of a bag of chips is all a child laborer for Nike has to eat. Where did you get 5%?

[Mrexplodingpancake]

Idk?

[Mrexplodingpancake]

5% of a bag of........... what?

[ModTheJimmy]

you spelled whatever wrong you fucking whore

[The11thkatherine]

@ModTheJimmy are you kidding me?

[ShuLuvsJoo]

My mom walked in as soon as it said asian porn...

[jake19940]

3:27 best part

[JGomez0241]

@jake19940 wrong. 0:00-3;48 is the best part :D

[y2kdust]

I was in Math class listing to this

[laurenbaker2011]

he is so cute

[FatalFrameFreak12]

haha i luv this guy he is halarious and cute haha

[Mufasa1397]

@L0ngSn1p3r Hahaha i know right!:D

[stewartgriffin23]

who else did the statutory rape problem? anyway its 48 months and bobby would be 18

[beautifulGAME707]

squarin number is like are like women if theyre under 13..... just do them in your head !

[mahesh13g]

Santa Claus multiplied by "i",

makes him negative and real . . :P

[mahesh13g]

@LeeVilenski147 no -ve part comes from the "-1" hiding beneath the trees during the multiplication of 2 iotas(initial assumption was santa=x*i , where i=square-root(-1), && x>0) . . :) :) :P

[HatinMyBeauty91]

I sing this everytime math teacher goes yu need this, its new to yu lmao

[2socks12]

lmao woman are like math problems, if there under 13 just do them in your head!

[jannie814]

Somebody mentioned that this tune sounds like Freelove Freeway from the BBC's The Office by Ricky Gervais. It kind of does! Funny!

[colifer100]

squarin numbers is just like women,if there under thirteen just do them in your head. haha i love that part

[012FooFighters012]

a tree full of japanese porn I swaer Bo is a lyrical genious!

[alexwolf888]

:'D

[brebaybuhxx]

i like

[michaelcanfield30]

For the record: "Kim" is7, "Bobby" is 14, "Tori" is 12, and their threesomes would be considered statutory rape for 132 more 30 day months.

Yes I did actually do the math.

[FuntomKittenGrell]

@michaelcanfield30 -offers you the win trophy- 8D

[PearlMasterworks1993]

@michaelcanfield30 I slightly disagree. Yes Kim is 7, Bobby is 14, and Tori is 12. In 11 years, their threesomes will no longer be considered statutory rape.

However, considering that each year consists of roughly 365 days, each year would have roughly 12.1666... 30 day months. However, taking into account leap years as well, in an 11 year period, there is a 75% chance that their would be 3 leap years, and a 25% chance that there would only be 2.

Therefore, the answer would be 133.8666... 30

[PearlMasterworks1993]

@PearlMasterworks1993 day months 75% of the time, and 25% of the time, it would be in 133.8333... 30 day months. Since the exact age of Kim and the year that this problem is taking place in is not given, one cannot know, for sure, exactly what the solution would be.

Either way, statutory rape should be avoided nonetheless.

[HIPEOPLE652]

@PearlMasterworks1993 You can find the exact age of Kim. "Kim is half as old as Bobby, who is two years older than 12 year old Tori." Tori is 12, Bobby is 14 (two years older then Tori), and Kim is 7 (half as old as Bobby)

[kimberlyssy]

lol



[AnimeShineChihiro]

"Pedophiliiaaa."

[thelonewolfesoldier]

XD i told this to my teacher and she said i still failed my math test

[kanadeangelcj9]

@thelonewolfesoldier XD that's cuz we still use the old math that the Arabs made up.

[thelonewolfesoldier]

@kanadeangelcj9 those damn arabs and their stupid math *shakes his fist at the arabs*

[kanadeangelcj9]

@thelonewolfesoldier *meanwhile in Arabia people are still trying to figure out what pi is.* even tho the answer is quite obvious. APPLE PIE!

[thelonewolfesoldier]

@kanadeangelcj9 and the end result is that nobody gets any pie i mean that damned dictator taking the pie from those poor poor arabs

[kanadeangelcj9]

@thelonewolfesoldier NO! pie makes the world go round!

of course it also makes the world quite obese... XD

[thelonewolfesoldier]

@kanadeangelcj9 XD not if they run around

[XIIIUndeadInsanity]

This makes sense, after listening it to it 3 times.

[psychobear10]

doing math homework while i watch this video lol

[potatoslice95]

This makes me happy.

[xboxliveShadow144450]

whatever is spelt whatever not whater

[CChissel]

@xboxliveShadow144450 and "spelt" is spelled.....spelled, unless you mean a certain wheat that is known as "spelt".

[xboxliveShadow144450]

@CChissel what

[mastermickey22]

In math we were talking about a improper fraction and I start laughing and my teacher gives me the dirtiest look ever

[wishywashywara]

CANCER!! Bo is too funny!

[Iwastheret0]

I thought I was stupid because I didn't get the unnatural log one, but it turns out I just don't live somewhere cold enough to need fake logs.

[1997dawe]

@Iwastheret0 wats it mean???

[yurubali]

I seriously don't get half of this stuff on here. Someone explain it to me!

[bobob0000]

@yurubali any of them in particular? i think i can answer most of them for you.

[theJorisM]

@yurubali if someone explains it to you here it's not even half as funny as when you learn something at school and you randomly start laughing your ass off, because you finally get it. (happened to me a lot of times)

[okayjon]

@yurubali Just wait til you are in higher level math or are 16

[SuperToastman123]

16 people missed the the like button

[thefullmonte03]

Oh god that was so funny

[WilmingtonBobcats95]

@1997dawe NO WAY.....Im in 10th grade and im going into Pre-Calculus. Not that special

[theJorisM]

only bo can make cancer sound that funny

[ninjacupcake23]

The answer to the statutory rape question is 108 30 day months. :)

[mk99nc]

I told my Algebra 2 teacher about this..

She went home and looked it up.

I got an after school...

[iMakeBIGmoneyy]

square root of the nba, AFRICA IN A BOX! LMAO!

[MadnessJeff]

This will help me in math

[EvAnAlMiGhTy1995]

you will only get this if your good at math xD

[1997dawe]

@EvAnAlMiGhTy1995 am i good at math. im in 7th grade goin to algebra 1

[Twilighter98765]

this is my motivation to do my math homework

[xboxliveShadow144450]

Can I Be Kim?

[kimbyisacutie]

@xboxliveShadow144450 my names kim

[xboxliveShadow144450]

@kimbyisacutie lol

[ilovetheREV77]

haha i wanna suscribe jst cuz of tht sweet tone at the end

[1andonlycurzy]

ur right it is like having sex.... seeing as i do it everynight in my bed ;)

[Smithgamer15]

Such a great song! Bo, Your a pimp!!

[lilD1624]

made my day!!

[dontaskmewhyIDK]

Only ones i don't get are: domain range, and the Kennedey and Lincoln one.

[MrTippietop]

@dontaskmewhyIDK Kennedy and Lincoln have TONS of simmilarities in their deaths

[FreakyFunction1]

@dontaskmewhyIDK x and y is domain range. x and y are also chromosones.

[dontaskmewhyIDK]

@FreakyFunction1 and @MrTippietop, thanks

[liz5100]

Well...

Tori:12

Kim:7

Bobby:14

On average there's 4 30 day months in a year

On average most states in the united states consider 17 to be the age of consent

and for it to be 100% legal kim has to be 17, she is 7

17-7=10 and 10x4=40

So the answer is 40 more 30 day months!

[ballsyballsyman]

@liz5100 this chick knows her shit

[420laxitude]

@liz5100 u forgot about tori

[swaqqaboi1811]

lol look at the top comment

[Inkspeckle]

if only real math were like this...it would be a better world...

[CrUnKyPuNk]

wow. i had to watch this a few times to get it all.. damn hes clever

[Volleyballsix]

HILARIOUS!!!

[bmonster215]

If they are under 13 just do them In Ur head

[kverbsky]

whats a bag of chips divided by 5 well thats a nike workers meal

[bebono97]

@kverbsky Yes, that is what it says in the video. No need to repeat it -.-

[pimpdaddyt96]

its official bo burnham is the best person in the fuckin world

[SaneElement007]

nigga in a box

[KTbiggs]

ln(x) -duraflame unnatural log!!!! Smart kid.

[MrGarywexler]

14 people cant do math

[maxschaaf1]

"If theyre under thirteen just do them in youre head!"

LMAO

[24Glitcher]

14 people dont know why santa clause multiplied times i makes him real

[meeperpieman]

44 would be the best answer.

[VertousWLF]

the rape question depends on the state and you can't figure it out anyway because the months they were born in aren't listed, so stfu

[SAMMYCOisDAVE]

lol love the music at the end like arcade music

[kienvinhdds]

i dont give a damn how many months its consider statutory rape, i wanna be the lucky guy that makes the 3sum a 4sum xD

[MourningBells8520]

@kienvinhdds Yay, seven year olds?

[DaedricProductions]

@MourningBells8520 yum

[dragonx199]

120 months till they arnt preforming stagatory rape just incase some one was curious.

[dragonx199]

@dragonx199 and actually iam wrong he asked for 30 day months so you canonly count april, june, september, and november. So assuming we still need Kim to be 18 and she is 7 so we need 11 years so 4 times 11 is 44 so infact there are 44 30 day months left till they arnt commiting statutory. :) math can be sexy

[alazuaha]

@dragonx199 he meant to assume that all months have 30 days

[meeperpieman]

@alazuaha you don't know thatv he didin't say it, and in no way implied it.

[brethren133697]

@alazuaha No he didn't, he said how many thirty day months. that means months with 30 days in it, the teacher in my algebra class likes using word problems like this.

[zomgitzakitteh]

less funny without the laughing after every punchline

[dAforgetful01]

This math makes more sense than my actual math class :3

[JTG303]

Answer: 2% of males spend there meal time and free time on their knees

[JTG303]

Answer to they gay riddle is 2%

[zacharyberne]

121 months, assuming we're only waiting for kim to turn 18, and that specefic dates aren't a variable, if I'm correct.

[itskyongnotkyoung]

if math was this offensive and hilarious, i would take math without saying anything.

[emmettfan1885]

lol i heard this at my best friends house and we all cracked up laughing XD

[chrissy0102]

FUCKING GENIUS!! :D

[turokredwall]

I don't understand the duraflame joke...

[grimcow]

@turokredwall Ln means natural log, duraflame being a fake log.

[marlinpolo]

@turokredwall Well lnx is the natural log (logarithm) of x, and duraflame makes firelogs out of "unnatural" materials..

[ofmice13]

Imaginary "i" is lowercase and italicized... in case you wanted to edit that.

[Baldwinr1992]

i think my IQ goes up a point after hearing this song every single time.lol.

[mariejs123]

I think he meant just to assume every month has 30 days for convenience didn't he? Because it varies so much and in today's day and age when you say a month people think thirty days because that's around the average. Great song btw! :)

[MultiWoody1986]

@mariejs123 actually the months are equally divided minus Feb. the actual average is 30.5 and yes he said 30 days for convenience

[Zslayer95]

Ha!!!!!

[MissStarkid222]

He's so great with puns!

[JCEvansify]

Would it be 0.02% chance?

[Dustin2010james]

@JCEvansify No, its .5% chance. Nice try though, its what i thought til i used calculator.

[JCEvansify]

@Dustin2010james I've got no clue what i was on about, fancy sending me the calculation?

[Heyyoutaco]

Kim=7, bobby=14, tori=12. OH MY DEAR GOD

[sazdy]

@JacobRich: ln(x) is the natural log of X. The opposite of that is the UNnatural log of X. Duraflame is a fireplace log that has fuel in it already, thus it's an "unnatural log".

[JacobJrich]

I get it all except the lnx..can someone explain?

[JeffMahar63]

since there are only 4 30 day months in a year wouldnt the answer be 36 30 day months because if she is 7 at the time the age of consent in my state is 16 so she needs to be 9 years older so 9 times 4= 36 right?

[phxplya4]

genius

[TheGBSama]

Only if I could sing this in school without getting detention.. '~'

[jebise54586]

I dont get the Micheal J Fox thing....

[patticakes02]

@jebise54586 he has a disease that makes him shake alot, so he could trace a scatter plot

[cCrayoNn]

@jebise54586 Michael J Fox has parkinsons which is a disease which makes him shake.

[tjwltc]

@cCrayoNn that and he was in Back to the Future. "Scatter plot".

[smilewitherain]

I love that I understand this ALL. :]

[rollercoatserNERD]

11 people failed new math

[MrPlayer1up]

You got the 2 Balls Minus 1 joke wrong.

The Tour De France is a bike race, of course, but it's a reference to the Lance Armstrong who won 6 titles of it, who had testicular cancer and had to amputate one of his balls.

[maddiebuhr]

11 people don't know how to do math.

[ninjacupcake23]

I sang this song in my Algebra class lol.... my teacher gave me extra credit.... but I got detention for all the inapropriate words lol.... totally worth it,

[SrgNick]

when it said whats the square root of nba africa in a box all of my black roomates looked up

[TheJKMFilms]

The last verse sounded really pedo.If they're under thirteen do them in your head.

[jonhutchins2007]

@TheJKMFilms That's the point. It's a joke.

[Armagedn12]

@TheJKMFilms That was the point.

[imTHEwalrus100]

Cancer!!

[12calkja]

132 30 day months

[lilmistressT]

Love this song, but hate the fact that you can't spell, or tell the difference between "your" and "you're".

[KittenKhaos]

@lilmistressT haha thats not a big deal as long as you can tell what he meant. (i cant spell either and i am always mixing up Your and You're)

[charlie789632145]

Freelove on the Freelove Freeway??

[Kleytor98]

@emocutable sorry bout that

[Kleytor98]

@emocutable sorry bout that

[emocutable]

@Kleytor98 its ok im not all shy girly and week like most 13 year old girls and im more perverted than most people so it doesnt suprise me

[emocutable]

I wanna send this to my math teacher I hate that bitch it's so worth getting written up

[theskatergirl23]

@emocutable i TOTALLY agree with you :D

[weoponlover]

@emocutable oh hell ya

[Kleytor98]

@emocutable agreed big time bro

[emocutable]

@Kleytor98 ima girl....

[MIXIEJAYNE]

i love the like last line.. just do them your head.. hahah im also 13 so it also upsets me,,,

[297bunny]

@MIXIEJAYNE im13 too now i know what men think of me lolz!



[HalieBoo22]

LOVE THIS FREAKING SONG LOL

[xMALICEinUNDERLANDx]

the answer is 121 30 day months...

[fawful52]

I'm gonna show this to my math teacher, she what she thinks about it...

[moonpie50]

Wait what state are they in cause the age of consnet in some states is 16 and its like 3 in columbia

[ironabsalexander]

im failiing math so i dont get this song.

[KxLEBxRAWR]

"whater"?

[MaoMaoItachiBo]

some how i think I can see deadpool singing this XD

[zarthes]

@MaoMaoItachiBo I can so see him singing as well. then proceeding to enrage wolverine.

[MaoMaoItachiBo]

@zarthes lets hear it for the mirk with the mouth X3

XD i think @ the end he 4got abo