Jon Has a Problem

[lunaticial]

deal feel lead 

[ljdn1010]

its now called "the talk" vvvvvvvvv

[ljdn1010]

There have just been made a facebook page as a salute to this video! its called >>Jon has a problem<<. there's questions and shit and all and its awesome and if you support small entrepreneurs you should go like it :)

[freezeman32]

Jon's problem is he's been playing to much L.A. Noire

[DisrespecfulSyrup]

Jon's problem is he stopped playing LA Noire

[totodog26]

this isnt 5 seconds

[1023218ma]

@totodog26 Are you that stupid?

[totodog26]

@1023218ma well it say 5 second films so and no i aint stupid

[1023218ma]

@totodog26 2 second intro, 1 second ending. God damn it.

[loriparker666]

lol

[SarethZhukov314]

"Fuck it" "just deal with your own shit" rofl

[theheckwithit]

and thats why we don't sit backwards on toilets

[AlmightyUniden]

tis da best

[lostMachinima]

My friends don't find these as humerus as I do. What do I tell them to make them laugh more? Anyone?

Diarrhea.

[Lazykyosuke]

@lostMachinima show them the Planking video

[GroovyDawg]

@lostMachinima Kick them in their femurs.

[hrclsYT]

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brilhant

[ElectroAde]

I....DON'T......GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MikeDupris]

@ElectroAde maybe if you type in caps you will become less stupid

[ElectroAde]

@MikeDupris Maybe if you stop being so jerkish and annoying you could actually be nice.

[MikeDupris]

@ElectroAde nope.avi

[pikkuadi]

@MikeDupris it was all caps day

[MikeDupris]

@pikkuadi must have been. it was just a bad combination of all caps day and stupidity.

[heisatai]

90's Brian would have helped. . . 

[Last4xis]

Problem?



[walkerneo]

That's the funniest fucking video I've ever seen. Hands fucking down.

[Hooch772]

How to deal with freezing? Pause the video when it says "The End". Easy

[GBeansauce]

Jon has a problem. Somebody stole the H from his name.

[ShallaMalla031]

@GBeansauce Trolling, or just a fucking retard?

[Sandman2646]

@ShallaMalla031 or a joke... most likely a joke... its a joke

[ShallaMalla031]

@Sandman2646 Fair enough

[jem557]

@GBeansauce my names jon...........

[jkh2004]

@GBeansauce My name is Jon and it's spelt like that. It's really annoying when people misspell my name with a H.

[fawnfromdown]

Jon has a problem

[Tranceplant82]

Don't try to sit like that with that kind of chair. lol

[Thisei]

12 guys have a problem....

[proziumdude]

I sat on myself once, but I am a schizophrenic....

[GreyRWolff]

an 8 second video has suggestions that are over an hour.

I think there's something wrong with the matrix.

[jsDX11]

2 second intro, 5 second video, 1 second outro, and 6 second freeze. A bit longer than planned.

[MrManHawk]

why does the video cut out before they're finished talking or moving all the @$%#ing time?. Still great content but annoying feed.

[FearTheHappyChair9]

finally! It didn't freeze. Not that its 5 seconds fault, keep up the good work.

[TheRyukenhadoken]

happens to me all the time

[ChronoTwist]

And that's why you make sure you have a chair without armrests before you give "The Talk".

[Gallifrey103]

This is just not funny.

[spacedino64]

PSN is down? File a com-... fuck it, just deal with your own shit.

[shanez1313]

His problem is that he's been playing too much L.A. Noire.

[cDot235]

@dos37 you got a problem? ...fuck it, just deal with your own shitty [misstakes].

[M1k3sG]

"Jon you got a problem? You can talk to me... FUCK IT! Just deal with your own shit!"

[dogubomb]

It's cuz the chair had arms on the sides and he didn't know!

[Boneboy552]

no puts on sunglasses yeah?

[DoS37]

0:03 hands slids down on table

0:04 hands infront of mouth again.

Seriously guys, someone has to be Script supervisor. It's to short videos for it to be ok with these simple misstakes.

[jabre12]

@DoS37 shut the fuck up brah

[starbucksizyummy013]

@DoS37

No one gives a fuck.

And that's "too" short of a sentence to be making that many "mistakes."

[Scoat]

@DoS37 The whole thing was that he was attempting to get comfortable.

[Esmeraldasbitch]

@DoS37 shut up.

[adambarker96]

Best youtube channel needs more subs

[ThePower1025]

press 3 AGAIN AND AGIAN

[Utissacul]

for those of you who don't understand the mumbling, he says, "fuck it... just deal with your own shit".

[7forthewin7]

i honestly can't make out what he's saying. all i got is "john you have a problem man, you can talk to me..." then mumblemumblemumble....

[josemlopes]

@7forthewin7 "Just deal with your own shit" which makes the joke funny

[7forthewin7]

@josemlopes oh haha gotcha thanks :D 

[HillierSmithStudios]

NEW CAMERA!

[LepraProductions]

i allways watch these twice :P

[CryingWindmillFP]

Love it when people are like "Seriously? Did none of you guys get it!?.." and then when you look at the comments, there's only one guy who didnt get it...

[RickardoMute]

if you cant give advice wihle sitting cool on a chair.... its not worth it

[nerdymusicfreak101]

@GrassDragoon the joke is that Jon has problems but his buddy is trying to help and just causes problems of his own

[WeazelBeatsOfficials]

95th!

[peytonmanning1288]

I liked the part where he gave his friend advice on not sitting backwards in a large rocking chair while attempting to give advice.

[profssrfunk]

5sf after all this time has still fucking got it. keep it up boys

[TheQuestion8]

For those of you who don't really get it, the tags usually do a good job of hinting what the video means.

[TheNeFlo]

Your the first channel I watch because it's that short and entertaining! :)

[NSSDforever]

John has a problem, he lost his H

[WimpyPotato]

It's always really hard to hear what they're saying :/

[TCUisnumber1]

he was upset because he ate from the barbecue chicken chest

[leg0man01]

@TCUisnumber1 BARBEQUECHICKENCHEST?!?!?!?

[bitterbum1]

@leg0man01 OHHH BARBEQUECHICKENCHEST?!?!?!?!?!­?

[GoodgriefMaltese]

@TCUisnumber1 BARBERCUE CHICKEN CHEST!?

[MrVulgaris]

@GoodgriefMaltese OHHHH BARBECUE CHICKEN CHEST!!!

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@TCUisnumber1 MY BBQ CHICKEN CHEST

[layzergun]

@TCUisnumber1 My barbecue chicken chest?

[FaKuXXL]

@TCUisnumber1 BBQ chicken chest??!!

[unocname]

fuck it. just do without..??? i cant rlly hear what he says at the end tho.. i get the joke im just wondering

[Schint0]

@unocname fuck it, just deal with your own shit, is what I hear

[oipoom]

Armrests are AC Slaters only weakness.

[mikiqu]

another genius gag :)

[Landmarkmoon]

I laughed at it. You people are soulless

[DanielKhuu]

lol fuck it just deal with your own shit

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[GroovyDawg]

Browser freeze? Adblo...fuck it, just deal with your own shit.

[electricgriz]

I couldn't hear it

[AHybrten]

My browser always freeze after watching their videos =/

[phyk]

@AHybrten ad fucking block

[Beluga7whale]

Dam that PC freeze

[phyk]

@Beluga7whale ad fckn block PLUS

[kageosx]

I got it, but i thought there was more to it cause i cant understand what he says after "fuck it! just..." What did he say?

[SpartanW0lf3]

@kageosx he says "fuck it, just deal with your own shit"

[Trackerchef]

I laughed more than usual at this one...

[fgv112]

crap

[danetucker]

Hey Jon, what's on your mind?

*rests elbow on edge of table but hits funnybone*

Fuck you, Jon. Deal with it.

*leaves*

[TechXMarine]

@danetucker nope

[Grassdragoon]

For those that don't get it, when you see someone giving advice generally in movies, they set backwards in a chair like that. That chair was too big to work that way and he just said fuck it and walked away. Kinda ruins it when you have to explain it to ppl... use some common sense.

[SpamBAT]

@Grassdragoon The chari had arm rests too I think

[fattymattyweasel]

@Grassdragoon actually it isn't cos the chair is too big it has handles on it.

[AnarchistItachi]

@fattymattyweasel where I come from we call them armrests but aight :P

[steveincairo]

@Grassdragoon Common sense? Sure I see movies where people give advice, but I never realized that it was the standard/requirement to turn the chair around and sit backwards.

[TheCanadianAsian]

@Grassdragoon It wasn't too big, it had arms.

[SirDrFish]

@Grassdragoon What did he say after "fuck it"? I can't understand him.

[HellHound2255]

@SirDrFish I think he said "Deal with you're own shit"

[Imatrollyay]

@HellHound2255 Deal with you are own shit? What an odd thing to say...

[Jadesmock259]

@Grassdragoon Um...people not getting the joke isn't what ruins it...the fact that it wasn't that funny in the first place is what ruins it...

[InsanityWithHumor]

@Grassdragoon im pretty sure 70% of people got the joke

[ProjectN7]

@Grassdragoon I think it's kind of sad that people don't get this joke, this is a pretty simple 5sf.

[Ghhumor]

@Grassdragoon Or, his problem is sitting on backwards chairs...

[Espeo92]

@Grassdragoon it's not really the size of the chair, but the chair has arms

[Lehsto]

@Grassdragoon Yeah man I watched it and got the poin right away. Then I chacked the comment and saw all these noobs commenting.

[ThePhatIndian]

@Grassdragoon I got the joke, but your argument is a little stupid. First you explain the context by referring to films and how the backwards chair heart-to-heart talk is a trope in the film industry... then you say it's not that and it's common sense?

So which is it?

[Berserkedy]

@ThePhatIndian he's saying that the joke is ruined if you have to explain it.

[ThePhatIndian]

@Berserkedy Yes. And then he calls for people to use "common sense" to understand a joke that he needed to explain by referring to a film industry trope...

[aaronwins93]

@ThePhatIndian cake

[bootsaregood]

@ThePhatIndian /facepalm

[HamSandwich09]

@Grassdragoon It wasn't too big, it had armrests.

[hydraflux]

@Grassdragoon No...

[Aliveandying]

@Grassdragoon The chair wasn't too big... it had armrests...

[roy20050]

@Grassdragoon i'm not so sure that knowing that in movies most people giving advice sit in a chair backward is "common sense".

[ecoutercavalier]

@Grassdragoon as long as you're admitting that you ruined it.

[oscarskate1]

@Grassdragoon plus... the sticks on the side of the chair....sorry i dont how write it xP

[bf2lover42]

@oscarskate1 arm rests?

[oscarskate1]

@bf2lover42 you are awesome |3, im gona teach you spanish for free :D...(not actually)

[LuneyTune72]

@Grassdragoon When something is 5 seconds long and nothing in the title tells you what suggests what the joke is then you can't blame people for missing it. If you saw a bit more struggling then everyone would get the joke.

[1DeathByPuppies1]

@Grassdragoon Sum pepole is dubm. Tanks 4 seplainin.

[spacedino64]

@1DeathByPuppies1 You're calling people dumb when you can't even spell?

[1DeathByPuppies1]

@spacedino64 Iunno mayeb cuz I'm purposely typing that way to sound stupid, to mock those who don't have the brain power to understand such a simple video.

[appelsap45]

@Grassdragoon its also that the chair had these arm rests and he sat over it

[DontEverGrowUp]

@Grassdragoon Why bother explaining it?

[dudetube911]

@Grassdragoon can i say ''Thank you Capt.... nvm

[AlnAmt]

Does blocking ads with asblock plus harm the partner's income?

[Ugotevryfkinnamtaken]

@AlnAmt no

[shaurz]

@AlnAmt yes

[FrederikMeyer]

So true :D

[Shoes742]

I don't fucking get it!

[TheFlippyProductions]

@Shoes742 Look at how he sits on the chair. He tries to sit on it like cool dudes do, but instead he sits on the handles of the chair

[Shoes742]

@TheFlippyProductions and here I thought the video was about Jon

[Ugotevryfkinnamtaken]

@Shoes742 You're probably a fucking idiot!

[BuddhaBot]

Poor Jon . . . little bitch.

[StephensStuff]

This one seems weak and rushed unlike regular episodes.

[TheMMAN90]

@StephensStuff lol to be honest i always think they should be rushed if you want to make the movies in 5 seconds

[Longiieee]

@StephensStuff i dont think you get it... it has to do with the guy sitting on the chair. Normally in movies and tv shows people sit backwards on chairs when they have dnm (deep and meaningful conversations). but the chair was too big so he was just like fuck it.

[StephensStuff]

@Longiieee Ah ok I think that makes sense, but I still think it looks rushed compared to previous episodes where the punch line is more subtle.

[aqr20197]

jon doesn't have any problem..that chair does

[lllaiker]

omg 251 Viewer :O

[Periwinkleton]

Woo! Made it under 300!

[Angerfist1211]

That chair.. not good idea.

[Super16BitGamer]

@8HopesBeats STOP WITH THE ADBLOCK SHIT YOUR GOING TO RUIN IT OR US ALL, the more popular it becomes the advertisement companies will start working around it. THEN WHAT? so please just keep it to yourselfs. ever since i got it ive not gotten one virus. don't take this away from me. I like ABP

[FrostdPoptart]

@8HopesBeats Generally, I agree, but I have a YouTube whitelist for Adblock because I think content producers like this deserve the ad revenue. It's not so bad having to close an ad at the start of videos, especially if you're a regular viewer of a channel's content.

[colenbrak]

@FrostdPoptart hahahhahahahaha

[trimmyboi]

Is it me or is every time these videos finish my browser freezes and fucks up??

[joshbored15]

@trimmyboi its because the ads dont open till 10 seconds in so these only being 8 seconds long it confuses the player and if youve got a slow computer it takes a while for it to work out whats happening

[LuigiWare]

@trimmyboi It's not just you. Every single 5 second film video has hundreds of people with the same problem. It's because of the adverts Youtube uses.

Seriously, just get Adblock Plus.

[CalculusKid]

"Chair", "backwards", "anticlimactic"... 5SF always has the best tags.

[Schnokers]

i remember 4 occasions where i did this last month.

[ThePortraitOfThem]

second!!!

[MrCobbe17]

@ThePortraitOfThem fail

[Dummweltschutz]

awesome as always =D

[pplez123]

almsot 1st!!

[m00niee]

Weird.

[Univerbal]

lawl

[twigzarewin]

under 20 views club.

[Helgaze]

wtf?