Alan Partridge - Hotter than the sun!

[nonohino]

240p...we meet again

[themstarpodcast]

"mate you got a dick drawn on your back"

[ben13986]

Lube up.

[Pewlah]

owen from corrie. :D

[jamchelsea]

13 People have had molton brambly apple squirted at them.

[lolwutanon1]

@jamchelsea I was in the middle of laughing, scrolled down and read your comment. My laughter quickly turned into contempt. You're a complete twat.

[Steviemtothec]

@lolwutanon1 why

[dweb223]

His reaction when he bites into the apple pie gets me every time...

[pathemus]

@dweb223 hahahaha it's got me now that you mentioned it!

[nomez99]

mcdonalds put them in for 8 minutes....

[deadman1x2]

@nomez99 and they are hotter than the sun!

[itsonelouder1]

Coogan's a genius

[LewisT92]

"Your alright you, URGHHHHH!! (jesus)."

[johntkooz]

I love the description: "Alan tries to fight using a pastry".

This is such BRILLIANT comedy. Some of the only comedy I like.

[LupinLoverGuitarist]

lynn, that is not a penis.

[TheSikorsky]

This is my favourite clip. Ever.

I don't even

Whenever I eat anything that's too hot, it's always "hotter than the sun"

XD

[Kevtb87]

@TheSikorsky me too

[MrDaysofnotrust]

Must have watched it 50 times and it's as funny as ever. Fantastic show

[hufflepuffANDnargles]

I don't get the end bit. he walks out and what's happening?

[missgypsysayspeace]

@hufflepuffANDnargles the guy drew a penis on alan's back in school, so alan got lynn to draw one on his. but she is so innocent that she does it rather ...oddly.. :)

[soupalex]

"Mouse's head" is now my go-to euphemism for the male member.

[getmbeefer]

Lol one of my many favourite Partridge clips.

[xCHibiiEverlastingx]

can't believe i never discovered this guy until now... ahhh from this point forwards anything vaguely in the realm of comedy shall be measured according to the standards set by Mr Coogan :')

[dcfcdannyboy92]

'help yourself to a honeycomb yorkie for the glovebox'

it's the little lines like that which get to me haha

[000nour000]

@dcfcdannyboy92 'go and stand by the yakults' and 'remove yourself from the theatre of conflict' and 'it looks like a mouse's head' always get me hahaha!!

[craigbledge]

8 minutes!

[DarkMario95]

You're alright you RAAAAH! JESUS!

[JanineRobin]

Wouldn't you love to watch one YouTube clip of Alan that doesn't end in that spammed "You can call me Al" web link.....

[omgkbrocks]

that it NOT a penis...it tapers at the end, it looks like a mouse's head!

[JanineRobin]

I can laugh more over a Partridge comment than an entire series of most comedies.

[Cashback13]

"Your alright you, RA-AAAAAAH!!!!!!"

[MionelLessi]

HE IS IN CORONATION STREET NOW... PUT WEIGHT ON 2

[NewYorkDontLoveMe]

a jet of moulton bramley apple will squirt out, could go my way, could go yours, but either way, one of us is going down!

[DaveyBabey]

gets me everytime :')

[Springcheeseguy]

Why are quotes from something that you've just watched so popular? Honestly, some of these highest rated comments...

[fuckamericanidiot]

because when someone quotes a line or two that you particularly like then you appalud them for picking it out

[Springcheeseguy]

@fuckamericanidiot

Which is, of course, morbidly retarded.

[fuckamericanidiot]

@Springcheeseguy nahh not really :), as if someone stating their opinion and saying something profound is sooooooo vital.

[Springcheeseguy]

@fuckamericanidiot

The irony of that comment is that it's opinion-driven in itself.

Go on being a hypocrite until the end of time, I never aimed to get in a conversation with the likes of you.

[fuckamericanidiot]

@Springcheeseguy but you said 'some of these highest-rated comments', when surely all comment ratings are opinion-based. if you has a problem with people expressing opinions with a ratings system (which would be fair enough) then you would have said so. but you didn't

[Springcheeseguy]

@fuckamericanidiot

For the love of - why is it always the half-brain that has to talk to me!? It's not people's opinions which I have a problem with, you fucking annoying waste of time, you've misunderstood me to an almost unrealistic extent. If you aren't even going to read my comments properly then just FUCK OFF! Jesus. I hate to be the one to block up a video's comment section with arguing, but seeing as you responded to me, I assumed you wanted a response back.

[fuckamericanidiot]

@Springcheeseguy it is quite sad that i have too much time on my hands, but silly comments annoy me a lot more than they should, sorry

[c64geff]

"dead daddy long legs, still drinking it"

[xxxbongosxxx]

could go your way.....could go mine

[stratocaster1986able]

8 minutes for an apple turnover would mean you probably wouldn't be able to hold it nevermind eat it.

[pureinhart]

@stratocaster1986able they had a cover just the ends are poking out... like a MacDonald's one now

[dantesbuttock]

Don't smile! You've broken your neck!

[KunatiSkree]

Could go you way.... Could go mine....

epic!

[wymo85]

"Lynn, that is not a penis.. It tapers at the end, it looks like a mouse's head"

[hypercatjohn]

honey comb yorkie for the glove box

[LipstickMirror]

00.45 LOL!

[chrisps06]

the song is you can call me al by paul simon

[darkphoenix229]

Ah you're alright you, Rahhhhhhhhhh!

[gamj80]

"Its volcanised rubber...which means it won't perrish"

[cumlikatrain]

wats the tune at the end?

[seamuswalsh]

@cumlikatrain

Paul Simon - Bodyguard

[robbie2957]

paul simon - you can call me al

[slopcxz]

wooooooooooooooo

[BennwithanN]

THATS MY UNCLE IAN!!!

[mcmanusdown]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[toddster87]

"remove yourself from the theater of conflict"

hahahahahahaha!

[silentbob82]

The noise he makes when he puts it in his mouth is brilliant!

[Mounhas]

Actually it was Knowing me Knowing you that was on Radio4 which preceded this, It transferred to TV very well, AP looking as dorkish as he sounded.

[Mounhas]

Before being on TV like many progs was on Radio 4, if u were doing one thing and listening at same time it seemed as if it was really an inept host, then the penny dropped.

[dbyrnerulz]

The James bond of Noridge AH-HA.

[raindown64]

how long did ya put it in for Lynn??

8 minutes

IT'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN!!!!

[Ylviste]

@raindown64 Thank you for writing this down, didn't get it the first time in the video.

[raindown64]

@Ylviste anytime

[Ylviste]

@raindown64 I was actually being sarcastic.

[raindown64]

@Ylviste thankyou for informing me. so was i

[Ylviste]

@raindown64 Oh ok, sorry, on Youtube you jsut never know.

[princessjoots]

@Ylviste lol no worries !

[VivaLaDiva1234]

"Lynn,remove yourself from the theatre of conflict"

"what dya mean?"

"go stand near the Yakults"

^^^^

something I never realised he said!! soooo funny!!!

[rainbowbubblesss]

"the temperature inside this apple turnover is 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple is going to squirt out. Could go your way, could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down"

LOL (:

[ihaveafluffyknob]

HOTTER THAN THE SUN

[godlypvp]

*a molten jet of apple bramlee* LMFAO

[Lozeli]

"you're alright youAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

[mdwfrancis]

classic

[mdwfrancis]

HAHAHA

[Jessymandias]

I like it...but not the laughter.

[VomitAllIdeals]

8 minutes rofl.

[CarpCatcher8]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[gazm2k5]

Best, line, ever.

[AlexisCapri]

"And remove yourself from the theatre of conflict"

"What do you mean?"

"Go and stand by the Yakults".

[Ylviste]

@AlexisCapri Thank you for spelling it out, for those hard of hearing.

[JayTheSex]

Oh god I miss Alan

[Homeski]

I'm sure he's still doing Alan's Deep Bath Sunday nights 8 - 10, it's just a matter of finding him!

[XXnukleopatraXX]

was the petrol station real or just part of the set, coz it look so real.... all the food and stuff...

[IWantedPilky01]

Yeah, it's called a 'set'...

[OKIronLung]

haha jet of molten bramley apple

[ovavoo]

Woah! That's English for 'stop a horse!'

[GuitarHeroDragon]

"you're alrite you... ARGHHHH it's hotter than the sun!"

[Ricketh]

No thanks, not desperate so fuck off!

[samw3d]

DAN

[tashrap]

close your mouth, lynne.

[Lozeli]

that is not a penis, it tapers at the end, it looks like a mouses head!

[adsheff]

Haha Go and stand by the Yakult!!

[UsedCassetteTape]

Alan Partridge the king of one liners ..it seems that all I and my mates (and tutors!) do at college is quote Alan Partridge no we do some work too lol

[Ringo388]

Go and stand by the Yakults

[Justinpie91]

You're alright, you!

Ruaaaaaaaaghhhhh!

[hazabean]

AAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggh­hhhhhhhhhhh

how long did u put this in for lyn

8 minutes

it's hotter than the sun ROFL

[Earlbert]

Lol, TheLexus was good to point out the 'You're alright you Ruuuuargh' part, its the best part haha. One of my fave Partridge moments.

[ironmatt1989]

lyn hand me the apple pie and remove yourself from the theatre ov conflict. rofl

[gtm77]

And?

[blackdice23]

"Could go your way, could go mine..."

[Vertman3000]

It tapers at the end it looks like a mouses head.

[thelexus]

you're alright you!

Ruaaaaaaaaaa!=rgh!

[YourPrankTv]

lmfao my favourite bit!

[KayteeeeeBabess]

0.42 ;) Best Noise Ever,

Haha

[pabyatt]

uurerrrr

[KayteeeeeBabess]

Love it haha

[wolfo0205]

LMAO

[TheSharkPool]

too right, cracks me up every time

[jonnyLong1994]

could go your way could go mineeither way one of us is going down

[Bazmob33]

LMAO amazing.

[hypercatjohn]

the noise he makes is beyond fucking stupidly hilarious

[RichyJ91]

Everytime I see him burn his mouth on it I almost literally rofl

[Richie77777]

Thats brilliant you really imagine that apple pie is really boiling!

[jaimsC]

haha molten bramley apple!

[BENBOAG]

Fucking love this scene! Prob one of the best from both 2 series!

Your alright you......RRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!

[YIDARMY08]

lynn just gets treated like shit lol

[jellis4465]

Don't you think the woman who plays Lynne should have won best supporting comedy actress,but no they give it to the girl off the vicar of dribbley.

[stewux]

Yep, totally agree! Some of her facial expressions were spot on, a very underrated comic actress.

[jellis4465]

She does have some bloody good looks.

[randomdirectoryfilms]

I agree, and although I'd say this is funnier than the Vicar, I still think they gave the award fairly. But she IS underrated.

[Bygrave17]

Lynne hand me the apple pie and remove yourself from the theatre of conflict... LOL

[Vertman3000]

They're hot enough to fight with.

[briggs314]

keep your finger on 41 seconds just before he screams keep playing back im still crying the man is a god

[drhellno]

HAHAHAHAHA not laughed like that in a while

[borderlinecelebrity]

When he yells 42 seconds in, it sounds sooo funny.

"It's hotter than the sun!"

[dbalexamiga]

"and remove yourself from the theater of conflict" LOL

[mew888]

your alright,you! aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

lol pure gold!

[stevennicoll2008]

LINN THAT IS NOT A PENIS

[mikecoultas1988]

my monitor's broken so its a little too dark to see the "penis" at the end, which I assume is on the guy's back... =/

[widowwarmer]

butter my arse that was sublime

[ALittleBitDramaticcc]

"go stand by the yakults."

[jomo999]

i love this show, how does he manage to keep a straight face with those lines? steve coogan rocks.

[pennywiseclown9]

8 MINUTES!!!

[77jamess]

splendid and tremendous.

[Markell1991]

It tapers at the end. It looks like a mouse.

[bleurgh]

JURASSIC PARK!

[cutterschoicenotmine]

proper!

[hazabean]

IT'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN

[RedDiss1970]

I've seen this hundreds of time on my DVD and can't see at what point Lynn had the opportunity to draw a chalk penis on Phil's back. Doesn't matter anyway, one of my fave scenes

[andytabor99]

you make pigs smoke.

[hazabean]

Remove ur self from the theatre of conflict go and stand by the Yakults

[masterlaps1989]

lol molten bramley apple

[RavenCK]

HAHAHAHA love that scene! Cheers for posting it.

[CountFruFru]

aaahahahahahaha!!!! Hotter than the sun! :P

[breakingthehabit2008]

LMAO!!!!!!!

[boloko1983]

help your self to a honeycomb yorkie!!

[Stanners01]

mmm... honeycomb yorkie (drooling noises)

[SJPO]

lol! "It's hotter than the sun!". Genius

[oceanchange]

How brilliant is this for comedy ? Not much compares to the dialogue in this. Seriously unbelievable. 'It's hotter than the sun" !!!

[Janus108]

lmao!!!! This is one of the funniest things i've ever watched. xD

[Rayto14]

...and remove yourself from the theatre of conflict'

[jimmyhayers]

what is the song at the end of this video?! i need it its ace lol.

[Coerlin]

haha are you joking? :P

[jimmyhayers]

no honestly we wa singin it in the pub the other night it's so cheesy it is classic lol. not as good as AP

[francescadoll]

paul simon - you can call me al

[jimmyhayers]

legendary ta

[bullit2312]

the song is call me al

[AlexisCapri]

Could go your way.

Could go mine.

[justlookinz]

what a classic !

[TomasC]

go and stand by the yakults

[Wilm0chimp]

LYNN ITS HOTTER THAN THE SUN

[roppi]

lol, what's the song in the end called?

[rabidbadger11]

It's "you can call me Al" by Paul Simon.

One of the greatest songs of all time!!!

[zander469]

The very second he realises the apple turnover is too hot - PRICELESS

[scott7178]

vintage a.p. at his best after a hot apple pie n 2 flavia coffees!

[meltonmowbray2003]

00:46 is the best bit!!

[bcoy1para]

yes its true steve coogan said he will bring alan p back in 08 for a feature length tv episode or a movie.

[matt280791]

should have also showed the bit after that when somebody tells him about the cock on his back

[pedromunto]

aggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaggg­ggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Isn't there an Alan Partridge feature length movie coming out next year???????????

[mudman1881]

could go your way could go mine, either way one of us is goin downnn LMFAO!!!

[666whatshisname666]

this is my fav part from second series apart from "SHITTY ZOMBIES" ta for putting this on

[walvin124]

it hotter than the sun haha es amazin ive seen im alan partridge 1 n 2 both amazin !! :D

[nereid05]

My hero.

[breakingthehabit2008]

HAHA