COFFEH: New Youtube??!?!?

[mrsdude5120]

1 Thing i hate about the new youtube... On video Ads.

[TheIllusionDigital]

people who say the new youtube sucks are just too dumb to use it its actually pretty nice

[SPDLST]

What is your secret to being happy a lot and seeing everything in such a positive light. You are a very kewl person.

[zezimarules1]

Dodger You are awesome. Btw I have natural curls too XD btw i dyed my hair black yesterday.

[Minotaur96]

lol I saw this coffeh time and saw the thumbnail, then I said "who is that girl ripping off coffeh time!?" then I realized it was an old video. -look for the green hair-

[mazterarius]

I generally don't like the idea of playlists, but that's just me.

However, for you to make a "pump up"-playlist, you have to;

Make the intro videos, ofc. But to make the playlist, you have to;

Add your video.

Add music video.

Add your video.

Add music video.

Why? Because Youtube removed any customization whatsoever. It is only sorted by "added date" and only that. Oh, wait, you can reverse!

I've read that people just to "tag" so when play alphabetically, it played as the user wanted it to.

[roboronald10]

The New Youtube sucks, it's more complicated than ever.

[gsmaster42]

check the dislikebar is not red they changed again

[23alexdiaz]

I love your hair and I am totally making coffee time on my channel and when it is night time here in Italy I will upload it as a video response to this video! wooohooo!!

[23alexdiaz]

Yeah the playlist thingy was on before but it was all obscure and you didn't know how to make it work! I have a playlist of my sad songs that I love hahahah!

[aruntube7]

If they do change the channel designs in January.  I might leave.

[aruntube7]

They did all that unnecessary changes in 2008, and now it's worser than ever!

[GreenDayFan79]

You look so pretty :)

[DetailedSubset]

The container you fail to lockpick always has the best stuff in it

[Artismoi]

pump up music PUMP UP MUSIC! do it do it!

[MrSPS84]

I think the curly hair looks good and Dodger's just getting way lucky with those expert lockpicks. Must be a +DexBonus thing.

[aluminumfoil100]

oh and nice vids. got my sub, keep up the awesomeness.

[aluminumfoil100]

i was cool with the whole youtube layout change thing, but as far as channel changes; that should be optional. this time around they gve us the option to change our channel or leave it at its original state which is fine. but i hope that youtube doesn't just change the channel formats completely. and we cant do anything about it.

[slnedreg]

awesome you are:D

[54AgeOfRogue54]

Theres this awesome thing called Vsauce Lean back which sounds exactly like your idea but its not music.

[alullabyofpain]

New Hair ??!?!?

[YouShouldBeSpankful]

Am nu havin coffee with yooh,yooh havin coffee with MEEEE!!! =D

[dawed94]

I love when girls are playing PC games, really!:D its... so sexy! I donno:D

[Starvingpuppies]

i like how i can see video statistics, only males watch dodger.....

[iaMyla]

@Starvingpuppies Only males? I... But... I... What?

[Blackwiz555]

@iaMyla they lied to you.....

[iaMyla]

@Blackwiz555 My gender is a lie? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo­......

[khalialex]

In this episode, you seem a lot like boxxy! o.O

[seveninchbread]

"all of the banes" -- is that a Homestuck reference?

[PrankerDemon]

1:43 I say the exact same thing for Dodger's videos without the silly British accent.

I need to apply the accent next time.

[da1booger13]

Well Dodger, maybe you're just a Bawss at lockpicking.

[Vriddspiker]

I was gonna compliment dodgers curly hair but now i just feel creepy. : (

[Lunarcheese72]

Starting a sidequest is like "looking up one neat thing on wikipedia"... it always leads to looking at many neat things.

[gravisan]

is it weird if I make myself coffe and watch this?

[Scheeno]

beauty-fullll

[canyouseetheproblem]

@Ytj078 why you gotta make fun?

[Seldszar2004]

I believe Expert only means you got to be on the right spot, which isnt as wide, to open it.

[tony800000]

i never would have thought i would enjoy watching someone drinking coffee and talking about their day. but you are great dodger! have a great day!

[Superdingo13]

Dodger, Y U NO MAKE SKYRIM LET'S PLAY?!?!?

[Abortionish]

You're too nice and pretty. 

[Fratley762]

I kind of wish I could listen you talk about anything all the time without stopping. Like, while I'm at work, when I have to walk anywhere, during exercise... I think I'd be in a better mood all the time.

[nc17atnce101]

your subscribers should be the ones leaving comments to your videos

[MultiDarkSlash]

'They're all gonna be different, cuz they're all gonna change...its sad :( "

NO WAY

[RiccardoGazze]

I am a new subscriber and wow, it was an 8 minutes stare.

[martinhjerpe]

You always make me smile! :)

[spyteandmalice]

i love your jumper! it looks so warm and cuddly :3

[sorajaller]

I can't stop staring at your eyes @-)

[Cioper]

The world would be much better place if you could clone yourself and give a copy to every gamer. :P

[olddisciple]

love ur hair :)

[TheBrimstone26]

oh dodger..why can't other girls be as fun and as awesome as you.. :3

[nicolbolas212]

Starbucks Coffee?

[amb4901]

I've only come across one chest I couldn't open so far the the lvl on it was Master. Went through like 25 picks before I have up. Need to get back into playing, took a break to play some of my new game releases I was waiting for.

[dragonJBF]

@SLASHERx72 *Arrow in the knee.

[SuperKamikazePenguin]

why must i be 15... no girls my age are even attractive... or play video games... or are able to have an interesting conversation with... or have such a squeky voice you can't understand them... or are as dumb as a bundle of sticks

you play videogames, in my opinion have a very attractive voice, are beautiful, seem very socialible, and are, as far as i can tell, not idiotic..... only problem, your around 8 years older than meh... D':

[smellhead11112222333]

I know guys. I know. lolz

[snarab2003]

Might need spec on your current rig and know what Call of Cthulhu recommends before coming up with the best workaround. Best of luck~

[piercewainer]

call of cthulhu was made to run on 2000/xp, so maybe try running it in compatibility mode? if you have it on steam just find the .exe in the steam folder and right click it and go into properties, should work :D

[hellacool729]

I think you have like the EXACT same lingo/way of speaking as me and all my friends. Which is hyper weird because we live like 2,000 miles away from each other. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN!?

[soccerbug1221]

Dodger I've watched you so much lately that Ive started to talk like you. And I call my dog puppers. My sister thinks I'm crazy. :/

[WilliamSzanderson]

IMO dodger should move the camera to the old angle, i passed most of the video trying to see what was that in that little table lol

[Boxybrown1991]

.......every time i try to pick an expert lock with low level lockpicking, my picks break instantly. I hate you Dodger.

[chokingonfoot]

you look so much like tank girl in the thumbnail of your last video its incredible

[bman6661]

What a pretty hairdo you have

[jdehoyos9]

Love watching coffeh time!

[MrTeal8]

I hit on Dodger once, then I got a full, hot-Coffeh cup to the face.

[MarcosTiTo87]

new youtube is awesome precisely because it filters old subscriptions that you don't watch, right? I totally agree with you dodges..

aanyway, luvin' you curly hair thingy ^.^' <3

[TheR0ry]

does dogder live with?

[alexander92ck]

you could do that with old youtube as well (the playlist thing)

[heroruls]

not watching way 

[Jourei91]

I went back to the 'old' YouTube and realized I've got dozens of unwatched videos. In my opinion, that does hurt the creators, only added to losing 10% of the subscriptions.

[Thrachue]

really someone can subscribe you and not see your videos :O!

[TheyCalledMeHunter]

I barely see the homepage anyway, I just have the subscriptions page as my Youtube bookmark.

[cjmkael]

Sounds like me and Amnesia.. Can't get it to work for toffee.

[pokeA]

STARBUCKS CUP!!!!!



[metalhead7301]

@kdudesixtythree uh no it wasnt. i had to break into a house for a quest and when i got in there was a guard patrolling and he took me to jail :(

[soundoftheabyss]

and... subscribe!

[edgm88washere]

What is that rad ring .. Never seen one like that...

[KabraxisOblivion]

What the .. @ 0:06

that's creepy :D

[Primo161]

Omg, you looked so pretty today.

I really want to be your friend, so bad

[SoporificGlow]

Love the hair! :-)

[metalhead7301]

Wait only two tries to get into an expert lock?I once auto attempted a lock in elder scrolls 4, and destroyed 50 lockpicks before getting in with one friggin lockpicks left.

[TheMartinen]

who unsubscribes from Dogder? >:(

[masterdimsen]

I've got 99 lockpicks but... uhmm... don't really know where to go from here...

[DarkTenka]

I used to make creepy comments about dodger, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[StormChadsEpicTales]

Show us the mugen eyebrows!

[NovaMZ]

Master locked doors/chests aren't that easy. I usually end up breaking around 20 most of the time, unless you get lucky and the opening is pretty much in the default position.

[abusiveben]

Your eyebrows are incredible! Ive tried plucking all of my ex girlfriends and could never seem to get them perfectly even like that.

[infinitcode2]

nice haircut :)

[gordonplayer]

i love your truthfulness, your sweet voice and your lovely eyes.... keep up dodja ^^

[JuhaZiba]

StuffPhilLikes

[artc27]

post your playthrough of Skyrim! with your comments of course. :)

[No1Complainer]

Dodger, your hair looks absolutely awesome in this vid!

[Axe336]

Skyrim: 70 hours in and still haven't been to all the cities.

And, too the lockpicks, it's easy for patient people. I've watched my impatient friends blow 10 lockpicks on Apprentice locks.

[MrUuhhhuuu]

maybe the reason you cant play call of Cthulhu because you have the wrong bit game. computer might be 64bit and Cthulhu might be 32bit. check it out it all matches.

[miles9538]

the new youtube is terrible

[Facepalm67]

you remind me so much of the girl i love..

its sad :(

[GamingForAllAges]

@Facepalm67 i feel your pain.i know a girl that acts just like a girl i might have had as a girlfriend if i hadnt moved.my cousin saw her once and she says the girl missed me even after 3 years.

[andersondb0]

really ..... really...... - no mention of what happened to the lights the other night - god damn

[DEADLYKILL8R]

whys my youtube not changed? :(

[iondragonx]

6:33 You are now entering the realm of nerdcore. :)

[DarthLarsen]

The new YouTube is awesome.. it finally fixed the problem I personally had. I would miss seeing what all you lovely video blogger/uploader/provider people do. I hope it brings you many more views even if it lost you subs.

[Cberk03]

pretty hair.



[iondragonx]

Just so everybody knows, you can get the classic Youtube view by using youtubeDOTcom/home.

I apologise if this has already been pointed out.

[iondragonx]

@iondragonx

Okay. They closed that part, now.

STILL ,If you want to get the classic YT view, here it is: youtubeDOTcom/index_ajax

[mrchoppaboy]

reminds me of myspace..everybody knows what happened with that

[bobbyhalick]

You could do all the playlists thing before :D but they just made it MUCH easier to find now. Check out @stuffphillikes (actually check out stuffkevinlikes...)... he used to do a viral video show in playlist form with little clip videos in between the videos in the playlist!

[rodrigojuanpereira]

Also, when the skyrim tiny sidequests that turn into huge story lines are completed, don't get too excited for more... they actually become "go grab me 10 bear pelts and i'll pay you" quests... which is the main reason I gave up on MMO's...

[rodrigojuanpereira]

The only true pump up music is push it to the limit from scarface.

[thedualmobius]

The lockpick difficulty system is based on the "window" of "play" the lock has in it. The higher the difficulty the smaller the window. And higher difficulty locks break picks faster.

[gigzy43]

Every time you wear that peace ring I'm just like ^.^ it's so pretty!

[PrettyPandaPants]

only 27 i have like 600



[HazzaGuy22]

.______.

I'm so bad at Skyrim lockpicking..

[msnhao]

I don't remember a magical door, I just remember getting a note and having to meet delphine

[essamata]

did you install microsoft visual c++ redistributable for 64bit/32bit? updated direct x?

[Barl0we]

Also, net n00bs up in here. If she looks like anyone with her current look, it'd be Rogue from the X-Men. But she's not just some "AMG I WANNA LOOK LIKE X" person. Moar coffeee with Dodger, yeah \m/ (>_<) \m/

[MrSprite69]

Ok, Dodger please don't hate me for saying this. but with the new angle and the hairdoo... you kinda look like kristen stewart in this vid... now who's jack who's swag? <3

[Anergyne]

@MrSprite69 She reminds me of Natalie Portman's character in Star Wars Ep III. Which isn't that much better, really...

[MrSprite69]

@Anergyne LOL! yeah, poor dodger, if she doesnt lool like the lead singer of paramore she looks like a over did wannabe sparkly vampire, or an overdid wanna be babymamma queen thingy. still love her though

[Barl0we]

@MrSprite69 She doesn't look like Kristen Stewart...She'd have to inject a truckload of botox (and about half a truckload of hashish) to get the bland,no-expression thousand-yard stare of that airhead.

[GumbaLumba2]

Your hair is so crazy today! =D

[TheOogly1]

youtube.com/user/Tw33k5 Dodger this was a thing... comments? explanations?

[throwsparx]

/shrug i havent been to youtubes home page in years. my bookmark goes straight to my subscription feed

[JimmyEchoV2]

its the same im fallout baree drnk =)))

[Kazatiz]

Dodger, download the 4gb Ram "fix" for Skyrim. It won't crash after! :D I had the same problem before.

[Anergyne]

@Kazatiz It's not Skyrim that's crashing for her. It's Call of Cthulhu. And I got that update, and Skyrim still crashes to desktop for me. :S

[RuneKatashima]

@Kazatiz Still crashes for me. I have a pretty nice comp too :/

[happysplodie]

@Kazatiz Doesn't work with the new patch, so I'm told. I have 64 vista, so I dunno. But I heard it through the grape vine. The Nexus site prolly going to have the best non-official patches.

[sghost128]

Dodger. Maybe you are just a master at Lock picking.

[callumwittner]

love your hairstyle it really suits you

[sjuapseorn]

7 people fail at sidequests... lol :D

Dodger, do you ever play Magic?

[kperlick123qwerty]

I want a room tour

[IconicMarshmellowPx]

I liked after I read the title .

[PlayMadness]

I had such a terrible day today, I was ready to curl up in my room in the dark and just lay there, but you cheer me up, Dodger :)

[theDRomansway]

Dodger i think YouTube is just getting rid of inactive accounts. Thats why your numbers went down

[Shnimberz]

Has anyone used Youtube Disco? On the Youtube url add Disco to the end of the url and you can type an artist and it give you a playlist of their music. Its pretty cool!

[eman0115]

at about 2:34 I noticed her ring and pictured her punching the shiz outta someone, and them lying on the ground with it imprinted on their face :D

[TheReawen]

yeah but i get kicked out coz i watched always with my iphone so GREAT JOB YOUTUBE

[cloudrebelio]

Dodger your curly hair looks super fantastical!! when i started watching the video a legit single tear fell from my eyes...it was a super emotional moment for all

[MrLundred]

Ah, I did find it weird that I lost my first subscriber ever on the day youtube switched over lol. Come to think of it... I did the exact same xD. Your on my favourite list thing on the left, which is so handy, Love that feature.

[AwesomeGonkage]

Lockpicking is pretty easy, I can do master ones with no breaks now. Doesn't take long to get good.

[Fyrefly9]

DODGER! RUN IT IN COMPATIBILITY MODE!

[MasterNemesis102]

Dodger needs to watch Vsauce's leanback!

[Qwx]

I started unsubscribing, because it's impossible to find the stuff, that I actually want to watch. I had subscriptions to news channels, they upload huge amounts of videos per day. I'm not going to watch all of them, but I wanted to see, what they're uploading... I guess, I shouldn't want that. Then add the fact, that there's no good distinction between seen videos, and new ones...

Me not liking newtube :<

[austinspark]

i is drinking coffee while watchin this :P

[PrioFreeze]

Your playlist idea sounds like vsauce's leanbacks. :D

[mrlukegleeson]

@PrioFreeze good call i was gonna say that!

[TheClayMaestro]

Stream Skyrim!

[tehcapn]

the way lockpicking works is that there is a "sweet spot". The higher the difficulty, the smaller the sweet spot. You just happen to be lucky/good at finding the sweet spot. On Master difficulty locks the sweet spot is maybe 2-5 pixels wide.

[Cinomod6066]

hhhmmm i love your hair lol realy cool.

[ClouDxMateriA]

A cript, with ghosts?, thats like 90% of the quests i get, why cant i get different types of quests, i hate caves and cripts soooo much lol

[93Noremac]

noo dodger the lock picks aren't easy your just EPIC!... :D

[Desmolas]

Unsubbed from machinima...it takes over the subscription feed. I mean, it would have been useful if i had the the little X that removed the video. Even if im subscribed to a channel, i usually never want to watch EVERYTHING it produces, especially machinima. So not being able to ignore videos in the subscription feed is a huge pain in the arse. Good job youtube, 2 steps forward for usability...one step back.

[pgd5000]

everyone is complaining about the new layout, i had it for about an hour, then when i got back on i had the old youtube again

[guibin]

Really? It's harder for me to keep track of my subscriptions and their videos now.

[njdss4]

I'm so terrible at lockpicking. I never played Fallout, which I think it's from, so I just don't get it. I don't know where to turn the pick to and using a keyboard doesn't seem like the best way to do it.

[njdss4]

The new YouTube is horrible. For some reason, my YouTube is still the old one. I don't know why, but I'm glad.

[ArgoVaughn]

So you want to make your own PeanutButter and Jams show?? Cause a group of music videos with commentary on why they are great sounds a lot like CourtneyPants's show. I love the idea so you know. Not hatin'. Also, sorry, but not digging the curls.

[ArgoVaughn]

So your saying you want to make your own PeanutButter and Jams show like CourtneyPants?? Show a group of music videos and tell why you like them. Yep, sounds like Co

[FlyinRyan1985]

You hair looks very beautiful today!

[mouseprodinc]

The new youtube is horrible.

[Bludragon414]

cloud strife poster in the background!! omg =D

[miyavisam]

digging the hair

[beanodonnell]

plz plz plz plz i want a dodger mixtape(playlist) sounds awesome i think u used to be able to do that but i dont know if like anyone knew how to do it

[jonnyrbgomes]

im lvl 37 on skirim and didnt touch the grey beards quest and i have like 80 hours of game play XD i just run around aimless to see what i can find and kill the dragons(they fell like a little weak to me) most of the time they fly by and dont attack thank god for the patch and e screw around a lot like picking the bodys in the air and stuff.

gogogo moders i love you guys :P

[beanodonnell]

the day my comp switched to new youtube i droped 20 subs i never watch sorry husky

[Alrizand]

Uhm, have you tried allocating only ONE processor to the game through the taskmaster?

Could be crashing because it doesn't support multiple processors.

Hopefully you'll see this and it works.

*crosses fingers*

[a555haraldh]

i hate the layout

You think your 27 picks is bad? When you have a high lockpick skill you have HUNDREDS in your back. And I can't stop picking them up!