Yes We Ate That, Kayak Beatdown

[TheOlliemath]

Love a bit of the old morose delectation!

[barticusbarthelemy]

not to many beatdowns, alot of crappy paddling

[deadtopcat]

that second last beating was awful. is that guy still paddling. i really hate that boat (liquid logic gus) was in nepal in one. caused me nothing but grief. as soon as i got into another boat though, i had a great time

[thecrazydonut]

haha ! stuck in the wood down maruia falls ! It was the last thing i thought of running it !

[TheBoofdog]

was that your safety man caught with his trousers down

[warpio1991]

expensive boats, expensive paddles, expensive equipment -- baaad riders 

[riotgage]

1:48 thats why I learned to hand roll:')

[yakboo]

the guy at 1:48 dude! it must be scary!

[CaponeIII]

Great work guys. You set video but no safety. No rope, nowhere... Just a videographer catching his "friend" practically drowning on film. Did anyone even look at that drop before he ran it?

[vanworldwar]

Well that drop was horseshoe on great falls so I'm gonna assume they had seen it before they ran it. Second, it's nearly impossible to set safety there. That being said, it's a little worrisome that the guy filming didn't seem too worried; I mean he even panned out to get a better shot of his buddy's near death swim.

[lubeupyerbutthole]

Read 'Kayak' by William Neally! Get to be an old paddler!

[x712xdamx]

That second to last dude got beatdown in that waterfall for FOREVER! No safety setup? Seemed like he was close to drowning!

[mustangersalie]

cool !

[rafraf127]

dude this is utterly pathetic, and your proud of this? its like taking a kid fresh of the bunny hill and then having him tumble, roll, and slide his way down a double black diamond...

[pagansnorider]

hey thats pretty much how i learned to ride!

[k7842]

ride what ur mammas fat ass?

[pagansnorider]

you wouldn't be saying that if we were standing face to face, and if you did you wouldn't be saying much else for a while

[k7842]

Oh right, so as you took offense to my, well, quite pathetic comment, it tends to give signals off that ur momma really does have a fat ass?

Listen, i didnt mean anything by it, and do go giving excuses like "my mums dead" because EVRYONE seems to have a SHIT life at the moment.?!!? If people on the internet can piss you off that easily i think you need to chil out.

Bizzle

[k7842]

WTF? just appreciate the damn video as what it is, a compilation of shitness :)

[vawwyakr]

Song is "SALMONELLA DUB NU STEPPA" hard to find that so I thought I'd post it.

[beuteldumm]

verv nice video

[DonaldBumsfeld]

what track is that?

[ballistic1]

Might want to stay off the Narrows for the time being.

[cipherion]

Danka ser gut!

[theTUPPINS]

wow... you gots to love Pillow Rock, lol. and whats the deal with the sideways boof on horseshoe at 3:32? i mean come on, thats gotta be like 3.30ft right? if you cant make THAT then dont run it. period.

[ShortGrumpyKayaker]

At 2:18 what the hell?

NEVER EVER EDGE UPSTREAM!!!!!!!!!!

Thats a pretty big mistake for paddlers running that level of water.

[2bfreefall]

Maybe drop it down a notch or start paddling better, Darwin Award recipients are not usually genius.

[growinsthegameiplay]

its amazing how one paddle stroke can save you a beating

[vawwyakr]

You guys have a lot of carnage.

[curtisbrown99]

HAHAHHAHAHAH

[richodion]

this is enough to put me off river paddling for life what grades were they it must hav all been grade 5 or very high 4 atleast

[FreeClubPenguin]

Nice whitewater spots! I love kayaking, but that'd suck if a beatdown like some of those happened. Ouch!

[ecoraftingnz]

good shit, good videoing on the yellow boat beat down, that was a very steady hand. Im guessing there wasnt much you could do from the side you were on

[raftingguy]

ouch that hurts!! i've never seen that sort of beating before. Great footage though. Was 1:10 Clavey falls?

[dirtyhandbag]

fuckin hell the one second from the end is fuckin nuts! how long was the guy under for? was he alright?

[ItAllRunsDown]

He was good. Just a little shaken.

[jetmanjake]

yeesh, my reaction on most of them was "heh, should have learned how to boof." The huge beatdown/swimming about in aerated water would have had me getting ready to call EMS

[madmiguelh2o]

@jetmanjake i used to say that, then i saw videos of myself "boofing"

[Jangle2007]

Frigging criminy...paddler at 3:30 took a pounding! He must have been glad to get a breath of sweet air.

Where were these rivers located?

[ItAllRunsDown]

North Carolina, West Virginia, British Columbia, Quebec, New Zealand + lots more other places.

[vawwyakr]

@Jangle2007 The 3:30 beat down took place in Maryland on the Great Falls of the Potomac (drop called horseshoe).

[orangekayak]

some of those guys looked like they forgot what they were boating. Yeah, boof pactice should go on the schedule...

[dmung3]

sweet video but ya'll need to learn how to roll and learn to boof

[ItAllRunsDown]

Thank you dmung3. Will book in for a course.

[SpaceCadet3232]

i detect a hint of sarcasm

[eruvideos]

I need a lie down ....

[smokelesscoal]

Youch, that's a f0cked up beating at the end!