Garlic Road

[nofunwithoutme]

i would live their if it always smelled like weed.

[egdeltur666]

Black Guy: "smells like weed."

Anchor: "it's garlic."

Stop reinforcing stereotypes. It's bad for your health. :/

[TheLamentingNerd]

They're going to be screwed when the vampires take over. I think they should keep them.

[daedra9806]

'SMELLS LIKE WEED, LIKE KRONIC" lolol

[effeilensucre]

They should keep the plants if it keeps twilight movies away, too.

[1ZsebastianZ1]

ah funny old man

[AnimemangaTeen]

My cousin thought that this was another one of your regular videos.

[SpinyNorman13]

That old man at the end was so adorable.

[RhythmInsider]

I smelled garlic after this... no joke...

[jaredthecastro]

its chonic right :D

.....no sir its...its garlic

...... :/

sir im gonna have to ask you to put your hands behind your back

[xXjesXjacknifeXx]

God I love your voice.

[Johnnycakeism]

2:33 facepalm.png

[AenimaJoe]

Everyone except the black man were vampires D:

[KeepYourMindOpen18]

Has anyone seen "Lost Tapes: Vampire" on Animal Planet? I immediately thought of it and I'm with the old guy on this one O_o

[RylanFlautzinator]

2:38 they see me Trollin.

they hatin.

[lowew79]

the vampire guy may be right

[ATLGRL512]

I'm with the old guy, I don't want sparkly emo kids running around my town...I need some of those o_0

[zachmcfatridge]

It reminded me of "struttin' that ass!"

[Prahduhgee]

hehe, the old man seems genuinely concerned that the vampires may return.

[PhantomLord]

the last dude reminded me of the old man from The Lost Boys "The Only thing I can't stand about Santa Clara.... All the God Damn Vampires"

[Demon5I7]

after the video, i could of sworn i smelt garlic.

[SkullyHippie]

???... he's nuts.

[dragonass56]

Smells like weeddd xD

[DGGaming]

2:30

[beautifulpassion]

My God, woman, your voice is amazing. I just wanted to share this.

[Strelok3700]

Oh god that The Guild II music made me nostalgia hard. Thank you.

[mossnoth]

@Strelok3700 Actually, it's the Ystra Highlands daytime music from Runes of Magic. I recognized it the moment I heard it. :D Haven't played that game in a few years - thanks for the memories, LittleFears.

I live in Lawndale, and the ornamental garlic really is a problem. It smells horrible in the summer heat. Landscapers are choosing bad plant arrangments everywhere in the South Bay area, I've noticed; like planting a whole slew of agave really close together in a small planter.

[Strelok3700]

@mossnoth Ah, my mistake. I listened to the music I was thinking of (from The Guild II) and while it does some similar to the music in the video, it's not exactly the same. Perhaps both tracks are the same song, but played different?

[Strelok3700]

@mossnoth Forgot to link the music, in case you're also interested in listening to it.

/watch?v=HjIsF-ZJ4zQ

[mossnoth]

@Strelok3700 Wait...it IS the same song! Essentially, anyway - it's played with different instruments. The song in this video is definitely the Ystra Highlands version, since it's played with chimes. Perhaps both Frogster and JoWooD Productions bought the song from the composer, or maybe one sold the song rights to the other. Wow, go figure that it's the same song. :D

Ystra Highlands music: /watch?v=EGtrgTAr62c

[blakscull]

where do you get the videos of trees and that stuff?

[tiny1badger]

these grew outside the school i went to and my friend gave them to his girl friend once... it was bad!

[PostFear]

I have these growing outside of my house.

They're great in my opinion. I also haven't seen a vampire since.

[langolovegirl5]

that was awsome wait why am i enk=joying this :) oh well : )

[obermegalutschoar]

I was going to make a joke about how the Garlic Plants that smell like weed would attract teenagers that would try to smoke them and end up getting killed by cars, which would mean that soon no Twilight-obsessed teenage girls dressing up as vampires would be seen, but then I decided that it would be trying too hard.

Instead I will just make the obligatory "WHO WAS PHONE" joke.

BUT THEN WHO WAS VAMPIRES?!

[Moriko13Unohana]

lol

[KkF00]

I personally like the smell of garlic. :\

[JudasPriest714]

I need some of those plants, there was a vampire orgy party going on in my back yard last night

[AnimeGuy9]

I facepalmed at the end.

[TanreiChan]

Jeez, of course! That makes so much sense. Stupid vampires.

[DSNightwalker]

it does not always smell like garlic, it is called Society garlic, or garlic chives. they use them to keep gophers away. you have probably smelled them outside many fast food places , night blooming they have two scents one is garlic the other is like a skunk,(they are not doing that good a job, since we got friends there

D, ,

[zOMGLaserGunzPewPew]

@pzburviantard You are both hearing impaired and rude. She doesn't sound like iJustine, her voice is much better.

[luv4drums1]

i lmao at the end

[bfrew2]

lol Whhaaathe?? that dudes a councilman? ahh whoever elected him must have brought him to the dinner for schmucks.

[NausicaaRaine]

a garlic a day keeps the parasites away

[DarknessofWhite]

That ending I didn't expect.... I can't believe that part was aired. Wow...

[theLittleFears]

@pzburviantard I'm also terrible at singing and not funny. The similarities are p much endless.

[Critiqu3]

Somebody needs to give that old man a medal or something for his clever witticism.

[diddykongfu]

everything smells like pot when you smoke it

[ColoredGrayscale]

Smells like pot. Naturally.

[Shadowbunnyjedi]

@ColoredGrayscale Chronic smells so nice ^_^

[Celshonar]

...Does that mean Jim Ramsey has seen vampires before?

[GyakutenKenji]

Whats wrong with the smell or garlic?...

That old guy that said it was to deter vampires is awesome ;)

[hannahlvshn]

Lol the best part was that you said exactly what I was thinking right there at the end. ;)

[that1guy9207]

lol I hope no one there likes twilight.

[andy92811]

lol this was funny.

[TheMidnightVlogger]

... Maybe it's a different strain or something, but we definitely have that planted in our backyard, and it smells deliciously garlicky.

[selenaheartspickles]

I actually saw this on the news, i live near there.

[jdz416]

garlic doesint work...

[OnlyToComment]

Plant some corpse flowers instead. Maybe the residents will like that better.

[Atrikhan2]

thanks,  good post.

[iFRIGHTMARE]

Thats where I live. And there hasn't been any vampires yet.

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

THE EVIDENCE IS UNDENIABLE

[FourChanJunkie]

I would be ashamed to live in that town, with all those immense imbeciles living there.

[ShwintyKat]

Is it normal that I felt just a little unsettled at the end? Was probably just because of how sincere he sounded about keeping them vampires out.

[blakscull]

Damn vampires always messing with my stuff, time to plant some garlic FUCK YEAH!

[AbacoClanKitties]

Lolwhut

[riadse87]

Well at least this story was real with proof.

[MrsNinaT]

Why don't more people think like that guy? lmao that's logic for ya.

[GunsguruPlatinum]

IT SMEELLS LIKE KRONIC BLUD.

That's how you talk to reporters children.

[Mulitfrog]

I retract my post on another of your videos...

You're not the bawksy of /x/... not a box/x/y... You're much better...

Keep posting! :D

[teejayandjon]

I laughed my ass off.

[AlinaXbanana]

I have those plants on my street. I haven't seen any vampires either. Coincidence? I think not.

[scraster911]

@AlinaXbanana Hell yeah!

[zombiewafle]

This is awesome.

[raiomix]

To keep the vampires out.

This is insane.

But I liked the video!

[darkmoose84]

yum garlic. they should give those plants to me. I'll make some garlic sauce...

that and keep the nosferatu that's outside my door right now at bay...hehehe

[CharlesKeating]

I had the unfortunate opportunity to stand next to Ramsey at council one day. I'd gladly pay a million to get rid of that smelly midget.

[Noonxy20k]

A war in Yemen is going on... and we're planning on spending $35,000 in tax-payer money to get rid of some stupid flowers?

[Kignak25]

It's weird that you posted this possibly right when I bought the first season of True Blood.

[UrbanDecae81]

The man DOES have a point. They'll regret it when they get rid of them and their attractive virgin teens start disappearing one by one...

[CadetHedo]

@UrbanDecae81 Everyone knows vampires only like terribly plain-looking and uninteresting teen girls! What kind of a loss is that?

[diddykongfu]

lol

[what111116]

hahah smells like weed

[Dancinwithfate]

Naturally

[JusanKikan2]

The smell of garlic is a small price to pay when you're given safety from bloodsucking monsters.

[gamerdakota]

I especially like that guy who said it smells like pot.

[theLittleFears]

@gamerdakota I too enjoyed that.

[Lazy0Waffle]

I don't get why people dislike garlic so much >: