BILL ENGVALL - Here's Your Sign Live (Part.6)

[fidelzea]

I couldn't help it I nearly pissed myself when he stepped on the cobra

[RosesofWillows]

i would love to see Bill's Animal Show!! xDD

[pg26us04]

how can people dislike Bill Engvall

[melonielily]

Honey, Look at me....Both eyes.

[twilightgirl8856]

come to papa....no more stupid squid for me... HAHA best one ive ever heard

[heathersinger05]

Why that sounds superb, my friend. I've never seen Vicodin Land from 300 feet in the air!

[mizushadow]

Im gonna braid my hair!

[MegaSonicknuckles]

steve's dead :(

[MegaSonicknuckles]

i went paralsailing once... i scared of hights so at first it was scary but it is really fun

[Babyboomandy07]

"I literally walked on water, went to my room. ate the other half of the Vicodin and watch animal planet"

[immortalslayer90]

.,.... and I have no idea why the shark had a french accent.

xD

[sk8erboi2277]

That sounds superb my friend

[ShadowXitra]

SAAAANNNNDDDDD.

ITS EVERYWHERE.

[chesshercat24]

lady:oh was he hit by a car?

Guy:ohh how u know

Bill:BECAUSE HE HAS 3 LEGS!! XD

[koolandyounowit]

my new favorite comedian!!!!!

[RosemarieGothic]

So… how did his wife react when she realised he went on a flight….

Um. THERE SPITTING COBRAS YOU MORON!

[movielady13]

shhhh....

sand! it's everywhere!!!

[movielady13]

sir would you like a bahama mama? I believe it's breakfast... LMAO

[total13tomboy]

"i literally walked on water ba ck to land took the othrer half of vicodin aand watched animal planet: xD rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shonenjump18]

ssshhhh. SAND! ITS EVERYWHERE!

[idkjustmakeitup]

this guy is so funny...how does he do it?



[icefirepokemon]

3 people were handling black mambas.

[TotalBunghole]

He's sleeping now!

[braidy4]

this is sum really funny shit lyk

long live vicodin land

[Inariwolfkitty14]

s...sand! its EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!

[xXLadyTsunadeHimeXx]

"no you need a bullet in the head!.......you should not be breeding."

[swim100again]

"What they heard was lets go around" lmfao "and i have no idea why the sharks had a French accent" rotflmfao ....didnt you hear the "hheeerrgcchh"

[swim100again]

"What they heard was lets go around" lmfao "and i have no idea why the sharks had a French accent" rotflmfao

[HamsterCorn22]

"Oh I need some anti venom!"

[AlucardPR]

Cause it has three legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[turtleloverpiglover]

oh look its a beautiful black mamba.chhhhhh.oh you son of a..................he's sleeping now

[hannahfannahXOXO]

If we're heading for Cuba then put the Enchiladas on 'cause DADDY'S HOME!

Was he gonna have Vicodin with the Enchiladas?

[hannahfannahXOXO]

"If i found a 6 in. worm in the toilet, i don't need a toilet anymore. I need a new set of underwear. 'Cause I just hit a deer." LOL Bill, you are RIGHTEOUS!

[hannahfannahXOXO]

And I had no idea why the shark had a French accent.

[philgiesbrecht]

Where can I get a Vicodin/Bahama Mamba Combo? ? ?

[foxfire1500]

three people did not get a buama mama 

[EffectiveKill]

oh lookeverybody its the black mamba "Strick"... oh you son of a!

[EmmaLyn11]

TDlhosokawa37 Lol he said stupid not skimpy(:

[hellokittyify]

@EmmaLyn11 he actually said skimpy btw.......just letting u know....

[TDIhosokawa37]

"Come to papa, no more skimpy squid for me.

and I had no idea why the shark had a French accent. " xD

[precursor11]

im 300 ft in the air im scared of heights my first reaction was *Girlish Scream*

[MiddleFingerSaysHi]

"Hoh, the little fella's hungry. I need some anti-venom!"

"No, you need a bullet in the head! You should not be breeding!"

[rocker126]

so fking hullarious, im sure he felt bad when steve died tho

[FlashtheFirefox]

@rocker126 I'm sure that every comedian that joke about Steve felt bad, then again I don't see Steve Irwin getting upset about the jokes about him if he ever heard any (which he probably did mind) before he dide. In fact Steve would probably laughed at some of them.

[Drew198326]

That's happen to me. I found a snake in my bathroom. He wasn't 6 foot but that was scary as hell. I had to call my cousin over to get him.

[eemm1231]

SON OF *STOMPS* HE'S SLEEPING NOW LOL :)

[Eternallyurs1313]

Oh good lord...was he hit by a car?! YES how did you know? CUZ HES GOT THREE LEGS!!!!!!

[Teesdale007]

I love this guy.

"I'm gonna braid my hair!"

[baseballplayer9358]

jesus didnt you hear the jjhhuh

[gwerith]

Oh not a lot........ But enough.

:D

[Arment24]

"I've never seen Vicotin land from 300 feet in teh air!"

[Love4Music94]

I love the Vicodin land one!XD lol especially with the sharks.XD I love Bill Engvall!!

[bro919]

that is a tip from the alligator... no need to to mow today Steve, little cranky!

I love this guy he is hilarious.

[bro919]

I literally walked on water, ate the other have of the vikiden and watched the animal planet

[bro919]

Whel forget the sand... lets go para sailing. Why that sounds superb my friend!

[movielady13]

i can tell you what your pet is thinking...

you know what princess? so can I!

[emptybliss96]

come to papa!no more stupid squid for me!

[over9000reviews]

@crow5by5 Did you take a Bahama Mama afterwards?

[princesspirate9210]

JUST POKE EM IN THE EYE!!

omg tht is soooooo funny

[jagarcia0705]

I need some anti-venom.

Bill Engvall: No you need a bullit to the brain.

[MrTfournier]

I laught so hard, it hurts!!!!

[Ang3lofD3ath999]

Oh Come to Papa!!!! ^_^ No more stupid squid for me :D  XD

[adventistinthehouse]

yow BILL u a di boss. mi nah lie 'vicodin LAND ' hahahahaha

[s61kissit]

i agree with thricefan91 XD

[crow5by5]

I took vicodin and advil at the same time after a surgery, yet this never happened to me?

[ThriceFan91]

3:34 is the best momment. Oh my gosh. I can't stop laughing at it.

[TheBeautifulSinger]

I've never seen vicodin land from 300ft in the air.

[TheBeautifulSinger]

I'm goina braid my hair!

[AutobotChick25]

was anyone else reminded of Gir when he said "Hello little fishes!!!"?

*laughs butt off*

[S0a1v2a3n4n5a6]

RIP Steve Irwin. RIP.

[MrPman851]

4:58-Bill sounds like Sam Kinison there!

[ballerinawithbooks10]

Shhhhh......SAND!!!

IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!

[VirgoGoddess90]

I'M GONNA BRAID MY HAIR! lmao

[peguinlover13]

ITS EVRYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! LMAO

[IcemanJ81]

4:00 "Oh come to Pa pa....no more stupid squid for me" Lovin it LMAO!

[fudgemuffins27]

Just poke em in the eye!! Who?!? The sha.. OH MY GOD THE SHARKS!! lmao funniest thing ever

[MetroAngelsOfficial]

"Bill...Bill.Look at me........both eyes" XD

[ChevySpeedAddict]

they're spitting cobra's ya moron!!! didint ya hear the hcchhht!?! XD

[Dixiegirl32492]

i'm scared of heights...

my first reaction was AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

lmao hilarious

[zomgitschucky]

R.I.P Steve Irwin (F)

[BlackIceWorldTour]

LMFAO, JUST POKE THEM IN THE EYE, Fuck Thats Hilarious, Lmfao

[livingdeadgrl415]

OMG, word of advice...

DO NOT WATCH THIS WHILE EATING OR DRINKING... I nearly spit my drink all over the screen, and so much for eating right now!!!!!

LMMFAO!!!!!! XD

[daniew4o]

4:00 >> 4:11

[gentlemortal]

.... im 300 feet in the air.... im scared of hieghts. LMAO i about died right there

[poohugger92]

The dreaded French shark!

[boonecrew54]

i'm going to need a new set of underwear, Cause i just hit a deer! lol

[dieseldude20]

The spitting cobra part made me pee my pants and roll on the floor

[izenjaeger]

"look everybody, it's the beautiful black mamba.......toosh YOU SON OF A......." lol

[csgrambauer]

Really? Finding a six foot snake in a toilet is probably a little alarming but not worth needing a new pair of underwear over. But then again, here in Australia it's not that all uncommon (in most cities) to enounter a snake like that in your house.

[PotterYouRotter7]

*dances on the spot* im gonna pee my pants! <X,,,D

[xXxDecieverxXx]

"I've never seen Vicodin land from 300ft in the air before"

"This is righteous! Look at Vicodin land! Look at the little fish, Hello fishes!"

"Come to papa, no more skimpy squid for me"

"JUST POKE THEM IN THE EYE"

"OMG THE SHARKS"

[shutterbuggfan]

they're spiting corba you moron. You didn't hear the haaaacccckkk LMAO

[thefrapboy]

hahahahahahahahahahah fuuuuuuuuuuny



[shonenjump18]

I'm 300 feet in the air. I'm scared of hights.

[GregSandersFan]

its a beautiful black mumba.........why u son of a.......stomp stomp stomp...lol!!!

[LadyLimstella]

@GregSandersFan

"It's sleeping now..." >_>

lolololol

[CheSteRBesTeR1]

i dont need a toilet, i need new underware cause i just hit a deer. LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOL­OLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO XD

[Apples001231]

French Sharks in the Bahamas. xD I died of laughter then came back to watch the rest of the clip.

[namuchildtake2]

"Just punch him in the eye!"

"Who?"

"The shark!"

"Shark AHHHHHHHHHHHH"

so funny

[MetalFreaknr1]

"why that's superb my friend! i've never seen vicodinland from 300 feet in the air"

[sodapop554]

Lol! Love the part about steve, & yall gotta admit, any person who puts them selves in the kind of dangerous situations irwin did, doesn't exactly qualify for the kinda person to head "mental health week". Not to be mean but gotta admit, he was an idiot.

[amzing3som]

Professional Beer Drinkers:D!

[cutter2207]

@amzing3som must have been Germans :D

[amzing3som]

@cutter2207 hahahahaha:)

[movieaddict19]

musicchick526, I think the stingwray messed with Steve Irwin and won.

[ARMUYGIRL13]

just poke em in the eye, poke who in the eye, (looks down) Screems Like a Little Girl.

[HollyAnn123]

Sand it's everywhere----look at vicidan land----just poke em in the eye----omg the pet psychic-------cause he's got 3 legs--- a 6 ft snake in her toilet ( I would use trees after that) Too funny

[horsieb19]

totally agree fencingperson and bubba328622! hahaha! Engvall = homework distraction!!

The little fella's hungary!!

[Musicchick526]

HEY! NO MESSING W/ STEVE IRWIN!!!! Srry Bill is f******g hilarious but no one MESSES W/ STEVE IRWIN!!!!!!!!!

[michaeldavis678]

@Musicchick526 get a life

[Musicchick526]

@michaeldavis678 I'll get 1 as soon as u do k. And as 4 the Stingray wining, I'll agree w/ ya there but still he was a good guy I don't see the point is making fun of someone who fought to save the animals he loved.

[hirliis]

What's that some game where the guesses who you are? "Huh, steve?" "Oh you got me my turn!", lol, my favorite part.

[movieaddict19]

JUST POKE EM IN THE EYE!!! lol

[TheSoccerking28]

hey look everybody the beautiful black mamba! (the snake bites) WHY YOU SON A !

[TheSoccerking28]

JESUS didnt you hear the hckkckc!?!

[TheSoccerking28]

O come to papa!! no more stupid squid for me!! hahaha

[GreyGriffinGirl]

and i had no idea why the shark had a french accent! lol

[bubba328622]

I...Can't...breath

[fencingperson]

i am going to die laughing.......

[WHEREANDNOW]

I believe its breakfast

[ryanith2]

vicodinland!! he must have had some nice sized vicodins haha

[seramyu2005]

sand its everywhere!!!!!!

[mooresmores]

oh come to papa..no more stupid squid for me! haha lmfao!

[dragonboy350]

There spitting cobras moron !!

[slamsation2012]

This is righteous! Look at Vicodin land! :) funny

[seargentmajor0809]

natural selection i love it

[toshiromaru]

Lets go around!!!!

[bookworm1138]

my ex was just like that

[liliadawn01]

RIP Steve Irwin

my fav guy ever

[dragonmastergirl]

i know....i miss him.  :(

[DennisKCasey]

French sharks...? lol

[CowboyJyle]

Look @ Vicodin LAND!!!...lol...

[ZombehManifest]

i noticed he stomped that last time, like he was a badass

[MarjiMcGuff]

JUST POKE THEM IN THE EYE!

[MarjiMcGuff]

Oh, come to papa! No more stinky fish for me! And I don't know why that shark had a french accent!

[tigresssharplesl]

IM GONNA BRAID MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

[CowboyJyle]

FUK N HALLIOURS!!...lol..

[hawk151515]

I laughed so hard i got a nose bleed lol

[melonielily]

hahahahaha.......I'm gunna braid my hair!

XD pricless!!!

[xXLadyTsunadeHimeXx]

you're scarin' the kids

[monkeysrus310]

Sand... It's Everywhere!

[DreamsofCentaurs]

lol

[MsBabybee123]

i never laughed so fuckin hard

[aunt2many]

I so love the shark with the French accent! I crack up laughing every time.

[Wastelander1972]

too bad irwin is DEAD!!!!!

[iheartparamore1995]

6:36 - 7:05

[svuandbonesfanatic]

they have a freaked out look on their faces - this gets my attn

[skyedude0709]

And just think kids: these snake idiots are breeding at this very moment!

[ronvins]

ROFL!!

"LOOK AT VICODINLAND!!!"

[misskitty48]

"I'm gonna braid my hair!"

"Just stare at the sand."

"Can do~!"

"Hey, mon! ...What'chu lookin' at?"

"Shh... Sand! It's everywhere!"

"Let's go parasailing!"

"Why, that sounds superb, my friend! I've never seen Vicodinland from 300 feet in the air."

I remember first seeing this act almost three years ago on TV and it never, ever gets old. Bill Engvall never fails to crack me up and I reeeeeally hope to see him live someday.

[SkydivePhoenix]

The part about steve irwin was brilliant.

[Amby99]

Bill Engvall is a genius!!! I've seen in concert he's awesome!!!

[dovie2blue]

I can't believe how long his gig runs! That is a show!

[FutureMrsCommodore]

*dies laughing*

[kseadam8907]

*dies laughing also*

[Adamgontierfan19]

"Its the beautiful Black Momba"

Tssh!

"Why you son of a-" (stomps on snake)

"He's sleeping now"

[sniperpistol50]

look at this beatuiful momba the art on his neck

*spit*

now look at the inside of hisneck after a 500 magnum shot

[dovie2blue]

RIP Steve Irwin...we still miss you mate!

[Flaris]

@dovie2blue - Yeah kind of loses the humour when watching it now. He is missed though.

Still the rest of this is hilarious.

[52football1]

shhhhhhh

sand

 its ever where

I LOVE THAT PART!!!!!!!!

[shadowgear111]

ow I need some anti-venom noyou need a bullet inthe head hahahahaha that line was genius

[rockergirl5995]

im gonna  braid my hair had me rollin on the floor lauphin

[godgladiator]

SAND ITS EVERYWHERE

[AcidTrip10]

come to papa, no more stupid shrimp for me. i had no idea why the shark had a french accent. LMFAO