Jackie Mason Video Blog 19 on "Health & Fitness"

[Tilleyass]

he he...looks like when I excercise!

[tlspiegel]

Hi Jackie--remember me Toby Lee? Met you in Chicago a million years ago. We spent a whole lot of time together. Funniest video I've seen all day! Be well,

TL

[asherisraeli]

old spice lol

[edmund94232]

is it a turtle. no. is it a snail. no it's Jackie Mason.

[medliberty]

I got an idea: you could fidget while running on the treadmill.

[rogermoore27]

Is Jackie selling his pyjamas?

[SamFreedom]

some people are too addicted to the shock comedy and swearing to appreciate this. The shock stuff is actually what anxious comics do.. to hide/cover their insecurity... but you, Jackie, are a legend. And I want you to know, I burn most of my calories from fidgeting. Thanks.

[ploppy193]

LOL

[chefjohnpaul1]

You are a classic sir. You should hold a class for some of these younger comics that rely on shock to be funny or perhaps to be obnoxious. I excercised in side for sure! HA!

[JamesGod08]

omg i laughed too much. Great heart... cant walk ROFL

[randy309309]

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[buffalobillsarethebe]

Hi Jackie! My parents are friends with you! Phil and Ada!

[briancamarco]

I love it!

[dentalcloop]

hahaha

[Jerricho68]

Just go for a walk you schmucks.

[Jerricho68]

I am going to make a Fidgeting Exercise Video.

[WhiteSoxMan1]

your the best

[semcobg]

ahahahahahah you rock men i love U :) :) :) :)

[lucie408]

i am glad ur healthy. thanks again for talking with us in the net. it is FUN.

all the BEST.

[dagodino]

brilliant! i'm going to start a fidgeting

class at my gym...J.M. is the best!

[4RARWOLFMAN]

HAHA Fuking hilarious!!!

[adamblotner]

Jackie, you're hilarious!

[mermaidwaves]

my dad says -he is 88- that the graveyards are full of joggers and squash players but they arent full of scrabble playing scotch swillers are they lolThink he has pickled himself!

Take it easy youve got the right idea!

[elizabethwindsortwo]

Jackie, what do you think of the health care system in our country? I never heard you do a bit on that bunch. You talk about thieves...Gonuvim! I know that's more of a Democratic issue and you've stated your "shmuck ratios" but I wonder what you think. In any case...he's funny as hell. It's everybody's uncle...and you gotta love the lamp.

[msayed52]

thankyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[musicmaker3151]

He's a classic.LMAO

[stargell777]

"Walking is not necessary. Fidgeting is better than anything!" LOL

[zachNewYork]

I love this guy. Extremely talented, intelligent and a natural in his craft. I can't watch Comedy Central for more than 10 min usually. So many of them really suck ass.

[VINNYMOR]

Next time your on a tread mill read about Ron Paul. Ron Paul for President.

[TallBrooklynGuy]

save johnathan pollard!

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[yootube5]

Go Jackie Go! I haven't been to a dentist in 9yrs! NO CAVATIES! I have beautiful teeth and get complimented on how white they are. Floss, Crest White Strips, and brushing for more than two minutes twice a day. FLOSS! People FLOSS!

[Dalwhinnie15]

He can go on and on. It's amazing, never at a loss for words. Love him.

[camshaff]

I'm inspired, my New Year's resolution...

[ten4prod]

brilliant...it would be so hard to do what he's doing

[whtvr100]

i like the person laughing in the background ;-)

[kjempekaker]

This is my favourite! Very funny. 5/5 Stars from me..

[johnnycee888]

Irrepressible. Amazing.

I Cr 13;8a

[PabloAsia]

Jackie your our favorite comedian from America in Asia

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[dramatichealth]

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[AnathemaHeterodox]

I would say Jackie is officially a schmuck now.

Here's why.

Jackie has pretty much admitted to being a schmuck by wasting money on a treadmill.

Welcome to your own schmuck list Jackie.

[StarNut57]

he was making a simple joke ya schmuck ;)

[csthundercat]

jackie you da man.

[megstubetops]

dude! i loved your work with carol king on the chicken soup series.you should never have to run,not with this much homeland security.oi

[trumpetuk111]

We're not interested mate.

[Adventurestud]

queerPanther and nakedjanet are obviously in love with one another. C'mon you 2, admit it. Oh sorry, this is supposed to be about Jackie. Sorry Jackie, you ROCK!

[caveman2k8]

wat if ur not joish?

[FritziRitz]

he's a little too jewish for my taste...

[Dagarvs]

you watch him, fritzi, not eat him

[FritziRitz]

actually i heard Jackie say that line himself...

[mofart]

u need 2 keep walking fatty

[caveman2k8]

rofl

[0neInWater]

I LOVE this guy!!!!! Keep 'em coming Jackie!

[hoolash56]

Hilarious!!

[seriousmetalrs]

hahaha

[seriousmetalrs]

wt the fucking fuck?

[dramatichealth]

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[Icecreamstick]

The media does that crap with coffee. Every two weeks they have something either negative or positive to say about coffee. Watch very little TV and you'll be better off. It is a superb brain-washing instrument.

[jvreghufidvnlsghrsol]

im a kool kid now

[robbryn]

I love it. Have just discovered that Jackie Mason has a vlog and as of May 10 I'm already 19 episodes behind.

[brandon11122]

wow jews rule! even though they killed my lord you guys are awesome!

[seriousmetalrs]

jesus was a jew, dumbass!

fuck jesus

[brandon11122]

WELL FUCK YOU TO

[ZeusZahouani]

jackie is a great comic,,thanks for sharing,,zeus

[FGFMinfo]

Jackie should try walking less to the local deli.

[ObDaDa]

GoTTa LoVe hiM

MaZaL ToV

[McLenison]

My 85 year old father loves you! He used to fall on the floor with your comedy on Sullivan! The only one I've ever seen moved him like that was Kennedy! Say hello to my dad Alfred, I'll deliver the message. His son, Meshugena Mike

[TheUltimateJew]

hello alfred...you have a nice son and g-d bless you

[McLenison]

I gave my father the message and he was thrilled! Thanks again! -Mike

[oblivion292]

lol, God Bless Jackie MASON!

[marzipan49]

I heard this in my tape.

[rstandmartin]

Hello Jackie

Is'nt technology wonderful ......... I am 58 .......... who would have ever thought

we could be watching you on YouTube every week ( for Free !! )

I can even copy it on my I Pod and watch you while having a Crap... Wonderful

Please keep me informed through your site when you will be touring Australia .

we had Billy Crystal .......... but it would be great to get The GodFather

Tom ( Brisbane Australia )

[karaokematt82]

Jackie Mason is freakin' hilarious! It's too bad I don't see much of him anymore.

[TheUltimateJew]

to karaokematte82: jackie will be back on broadway with a new one man show in march 08 and can be heard every sunday nite 7-9pm est on the radio to talk to jackie call into his show 800 449 8255

[181shelby]

Jackie Mason is too funny...I can't stop laughing and I can't stop pissing myself.Love you Jackie. Be well.

[creamofcardstv]

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[snaffer1]

stupiiiid

[gary8814]

what a unfunny c***

[VJLVS]

OY! Love ya Rabbi!

[moviemake]

Hey if you want to see something really funny than type either Bigfoot spotted or ghost hunters 2007

[PhatMatt412]

A blog entry even on the Sabbath!? lol...priceless guy...

w w w dot myspace dot com / bpgh9

[newmantopia]

There is a really great video, never before seen footage of Jackie, in my profile called "On Set With Jackie Mason." Check it out!

[moxxi]

Get rid of the giggling peanut gallery, Jackie. They ruined the whole thing.

[LindaDarnell]

Way to go, Jackie!

[WTFitsTyler]

whoa he is fast! no one is anything like him!

[Remerica]

"Bringing Families Home"

[greekfreek3d]

i wanna run as fast as him and look as wierd as him

[PhistMan]

Queerpanther has nipples for eyes.

[queerpanther]

Why do you try to start fights with EVERYONE, nakedjanet?

[3xylum]

Why do you try to start fights with EVERYONE, nakedjanet?

[Alfrunk]

I wanna look like Jackie! :)

[queerpanther]

Why do you try to start fights with EVERYONE, nakedjanet?

[queerpanther]

Why do you try to start fights with EVERYONE, nakedjanet?

[queerpanther]

Why do you try to start fights with EVERYONE, nakedjanet?

[queerpanther]

Why do you try to start fights with EVERYONE, nakedjanet?

[Burn1314]

i eat sand

[queerpanther]

Why do you try to start fights with EVERYONE, nakedjanet?

[queerpanther]

Why do you try to start fights with EVERYONE, nakedjanet?

[queerpanther]

Why do you try to start fights with EVERYONE, nakedjanet?

[queerpanther]

Why do you try to start fights with EVERYONE, nakedjanet?

[rWAK9]

This guy is jokes. I watched this while getting ready for a training run.

[queerpanther]

Why do you try to start fights with EVERYONE, nakedjanet?

[queerpanther]

turn from your disgusting perverted lifestyle nakedjanet

MAYBE god will let you into heaven

actually, i don't think she will

but you should still turn from your disgusting perverted lifestyle

[queerpanther]

Keep your biggot mouth shut, nakedjanet.

[MoonlightSong1]

he's right, we're all screwed. funny stuff thanks alot

[akasky89]

lmao

[bunmow]

There's nothing old about him except his age...but I know what you mean. I'm impressed! I can't even go that long...and tell joke after joke simultaneously? Fuggedaboutit!

[BchangingN]

that was awesome.....and now I'm more paraniod than ever!

ha ha ha ha......

I guess we're all going to die eventually, why stress about it?

Cool outlook thanks

[billmills]

Thank you Mr. Mason for continuing to entertain us all. Oh, and I loved you in 'Lolita'... *wink*

[SenkoNeko]

lol. Nice! *two thumbs up*

[ERIKTHEBEST]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its the devil

[Extnoob]

Who the hell are you? oO

Please. Don't talk to people out of your league.

[bermquestionmark]

its so true, all you really need is a walking machine that lets you walk which you couldnt walk on the spot without, hey! why not watch my video, its good like this one, this ones good, sos mine, leave a comment, like i have, even if its just shamelessly advertising your own video, not that thats what im doing

[NoblezadaXfan]

haha i love his voice

[boojwahz]

when are the jews gonna realize that jackie mason is the true messiah?

[CrunchyDaddy]

Dude. I hate to not acknowledge what you've said in your blog... but I can't get over the fact that freakin' Jackie Mason is posting blogs on YouTube! You're a legend, and I can't help but to be starstruck.

[crithon]

Jackie Mason, you still got it.

[racingpartsales]

Lol Jackie still has it goin on.

[halfapoof]

why are Americans so biased towards everyone ? even themself ,if you didnt you would import people to hate ? life too short guys get a life !thank God I was born and live in Scotland.Love Halfapoof (Glasgow)

[queerpanther]

You shouldn't write things while you're drunk, halfapoof.

[bestauctions85]

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[bunmow]

Wow, the old jew's still got it!

[PhistMan]

SHUT THE FUCK UP, QUEERPANTHER!

[queerpanther]

SHUT THE FUCK UP, PHISTMAN.

[queerpanther]

take this video down you dirty jew

[allusernamestaken31]

fucking nazi

[queerpanther]

The nazis were scum cause they didn't like homosexuals.

The jews aren't people!

So STFU.

[pitbull040]

OY VEY!

[pitbull040]

"The iranians dressup like hezbolah and blame it on them The IDF needs to look like the japanise army and attack lebenon and blame it on them" Quote from jackie mason while subbing for radio show.

[sexynerds]

ha ha why can't i be as sexy as you john mason

[lighthouse44]

Hilarious!!! Jackie Mason is so damn funny no matter what topic he's talking about. He is a GREAT comedian.

[varietypackmovie]

if you thought this was funny search variety pack part 1 and watch part 1-12

[BigKidsProductions]

Cool. (*ChEcK OuT My ViDeOs*)

[lordartzi]

hit me with your rhythm stick?

[meangene36]

Same old schtick, I don't get it..

[queerpanther]

You talk a lot about AIDS.

Why is it on your mind so much.

Were you infected because your gay lover is on your prostate so much, biggot?

[colombianplaya1]

hahaha thats funny

[Almuric7]

Jackie Mason is pure Genius...  I love youtube.

[xobostonbaby]

Jackie Mason rocks!!!

[Extnoob]

This just dragged on and on....

[labritz]

this guy is hilarious. *****

[benbur69]

"Can you run this fast?" LOL!!! Awesome!

[jalasword]

Jackie, you are the best!

[raim25]

oye como le puedo hacer para vajar el video

[Darklordant]

Jackie Mason, one of my favourite commedian's

[IAmTheKnight]

I loved this guy the first 5 seconds of this film!

[flrs80]

histerical

[rdangelo]

Oy vey.

[TalkingRoland]

I'm sending this video to all my friends. I love it!

[Belx2]

LOL!

[theloathlydaddy]

Jackie Mason is hilarious. Amazing how he sounds so sincere, but he's obviously just kidding... er, right?

[comedyliker]

I'm exercising

[queerpanther]

i know

nakedjanet is an iliterate biggot

[queerpanther]

keep talking in 3rd person you psycho closet-case

[SuburbanPony]

Very funny!! Bravo for some great ad lib comedy!!

Thanks for the laughs!!! :D

[queerpanther]

stop sexually harrassing me nakedjanet

i already told you i won't suck your almost none-existant stump of a cock.

[queerpanther]

no, nakedjanet.

I won't suck your cock like you asked me to in a personal message.

[queerpanther]

hitler was scum like you, you homophobic shit

kikes aren't people

you just hate me because i'm gay

[queerpanther]

Go back to your oven, you worthless kike