Sanity Not Included Extra's - Surprise!

[3DBEND1996]

well your going to get raped by a lowly big guy

[SmexyxNinja]

They told me it wasnt rape if I yelled surprise :(

[PsychoSilverAkita]

Dex, look out! Your'e in there with a rapist!

[Keyblademaster123100]

holy shit look kat the tags o.0

[GeassxxxDeathnote]

Surpirise Buttsex! :D

[thetexastoaster]

first... comment in atleast one month, according to youtube

[GummiGeorge]

@thetexastoaster first comment in at least one week, according to...youtube

[adrianrocketpuff2]

@GummiGeorge first comment in four days, according to... youtube

[lepm1234]

but but but...it isn't rape. :o

[euronio]

Dex you guy's gotta include something about QWOP in a future episode. Everytime i play that shit I always think "in how many different ways could this be mocked in SNI"

[multiReact]

WHERE THE HELL IS 15TH SECOND!?

[ObiriSakura]

@multiReact It was offended by the rape joke and left

[theoreticalgod]

surprise i am the the spy....and you have chlamydia

[jocomitsu]

Why did I muted the vid?

[pople789]

i told this joke at school and everyone rofled

[chickengonturkey8]

Category : howto & style

[happycburger2]

lol, look at the description

[anticliche321]

thanks for posting this.. what would the world of sanity be like without rape jokes? :-p

[aangpowns]

lulz

[Brianexe43]

wait.... machinima is censoring your work? wtf...

[DaViDaLlAs]

@Codygrant wow me too I paused the video and went to comments

[BigBossNGogo]

this weeks was great XD lol i wish u would do think singing the themes cuz that would b fun

[CodyGrant]

im not gunna lie...i thought this would be one of those videos where something jumps out and scares you lol

[supsoko]

NOOOOO i HATE THIS GAME!!!, I HAVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS!!

[sreychresse]

@supsoko LOOL

[jasyn197]

Maybe one of the machinama memebers was raped...with out being told surprise.

[blueyeswhitedragon2]

But thats not a lie or id be in prison

[dannyboy8231995]

its only rape if you didnt like it :P

[sephiroth21347]

THERE WAS NUTIN WE CUD DO!

[UMF2007]

The lack of Susan Boyle in this video is disappointing :(

[koolvidkid588]

Well sir, that's what happens when you listen to your CCOOOOOOOOOLL NNNEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNDSSS

[EvilMonkey403]

i hate machinima! (the channel) they allow full nudity (censored), suicide, killing babies, necrophilia, and gay jokes but when it comes to rape jokes they crack dow on them. well now we know that someone from machinima has been in jail before...

[jjpierren]

@EvilMonkey403 oe has been in a therapy room

[Chihirolee3]

@EvilMonkey403 It kind've reflects the government now that you think about it...

[levelcaseproductions]

That was great.

[SmashLiXs]

some abridged series said it doesn't count if the lady enjoyed it, but i'm really not into those kind of jokes

[UnlimitedGamingPower]

@Dexterboy124

It's only rape if you say no. >=)

[rabidm0ng0se]

its okay I half expected machinima to do something like this there half retarded

[bord2heck]

its only rape if its unwilling... techniquely if they dont know they dont resist...

[kingcolley1]

god can elp us with religion

[brainjuice654]

2 people recieved a sexy suprise in bed last night

[magmat0585]

remember kids, rape is just surprise sex you didn't know you wanted =D

[zohairisdabest]

Barney.

[TheCY107]

@ZeroSparkz skate and chicken king are two different tags, the part with Issac doing the plane thing is from skate, but chicken king is a made up thing

[Summitsuper]

Someone got raped at Machinima!

[ItsARevengeThing]

@MrNeoshredder obvious troll is obvious

[MrNeoshredder]

@ItsARevengeThing

Obvious guy who can't tell it's a joke by looking at the excessive derps is obviously.

[Mynameismeganx4]

hahaha that was hilarous!

[sulu4]

what has happened to machinima??? it used to have sutch quality but now its all gameplay and live action and all the good stuff gets censored... :(

[puppykingz]

@sulu4 No, Correction michinima is just pure blackops videos now, why i unsubscirbed.

[sulu4]

@puppykingz i think you are the first person to agree with me! :) they made all these different channels for gameplay and stuff yet its all apearing on the main one its annoying they should make one for just films! I would sub that right away haha

[puppykingz]

@sulu4 Yea Same lol

[NINJARable]

@sulu4 i agree and if they did one channel with just trailers i would subscribe

[febsta555]

where the fuck is 0:15 you bastard

[EternalYoshi]

I like how those machinimators on machinima aren't allowed to make rape jokes yet shows like Family Guy can get away with it scott-free.

[RadicalRhys297]

'What are you in for?'

'FUCKED A BICYCLE!' x-D

[Kasimkage]

I see absolutely nothing wrong with this video (except that it was cut short).

[bannedaccount57]

Poor religion guy

[colekiker]

Hurray for the wheel of morality! Makes no f-ing sense.

[packieb10]

1 dislike yay!!

[BrianCrockett94]

I bet machinima is the one dislike

[Oddjob0310]

@BrianCrockett94 or a rape victim

[ZinGrotto32]

There was nothing we could do..

[dono151]

WTF waz that lol 

[oblivionaxe1]

those fucking retards at school say that every fucking day to the point where i want to kill myself

[Ramon609]

oh well the guy haves his religion :3 so dont feel bad for him :)

[JakeWearsJeans94]

Oh machinima, you'll never cease to disappoint me.

[dcok1]

SURPRISE!!!

[ChaosSilver25]

ohw , i tought the title said Super Ice *sniff* i want ice

[Arkonov]

His COOL NEW FRIENDS!!! told him to say Surprise.

[KamuiJr]

Suprise butt sex! 

[MrFlipstaboi69]

@gunblade7303 lol no i was doing a peephole throughout the clip

[bass1master]

Dex, you should totally do a joke about raping dead babies next video then

[gunblade7303]

Am I the only one that expected a jump scare?

[Smileoscar]

@gunblade7303 lol me too

[o0Molecule0o]

ಠ_ಠ

[DieHardx23x]

Suprise! Butt rape!

[ukstubbs]

well saw this in time

[Simsker]

@Dexterboy124 you cheat!!Daxta Yiu cheata!YOU CHEATA!!!!^_^

[Polacoimigrant]

aww shit it isn't, i guess i'll just stop

[Mefayor]

rape a paper in your diaper ... i feel sorry for that guy in jail , but at least nobody have told him that cake is a lie ...at the other hand , in jail he has found his " COOOOL NEEEWW FRIEEND "

[chaoslinkx33]

machinima's rules are the dumbest.

[declanembassy]

i lost the game

[apapalonglong]

@declanembassy You suck, you know that? For once, I didn't think of the game for an entire DAY! You motherfucking piece! OF SHIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I'm not a big dick, I'm just angry)

[MrTrololz]

@apapalonglong umad?

[MrStone125]

@MrTrololz

He mad.

[xMoreTx]

@MrStone125 Yeeeah, he mad.....

[apapalonglong]

@MrTrololz No, I feel all warm and cuddly insi-OF COURSE I'M MAD!!!!

[MrTrololz]

@apapalonglong Ha, you just lost the game.

[apapalonglong]

@MrTrololz yupp...

[McKMark]

Its not rape! its supprise sex!

[kahao3545]

303th!!!

[BoomDowg]

What happened to the vehicle fucker?

[rocksteal2000]

its not really machinima its diff groups that will go after them for the rape jokes

[SmilingProtoss]

@rocksteal2000 Yet there's many other stuff in there like Midgets and excessive swearing they haven't crackdowned on, wierd, huh?

[DigimonFan99]

Dex do you watch football?

[Jiuyal2406]

wat game is this? It looks like Amnesia or something...

[theivindon]

SURPRIIISE!!! oh snap..

[CorporalStutter]

60TH FAGGOTS. Also, I saw the title and thumbnail and thought it was a screamer.

[iucidium1982]

Ha! But seriously, my wife got raped. Stop it.

[Xbox360gamer326]

But it was...Wuuuu!  LoL!! (-:

[bluEish04]

303rd * smiles Innocently* :)

[mazzpsykoziz]

@bluEish04 are you me? then i must be you? for i am viewer number 303... how does earth look in your parralel universe?

[bluEish04]

@mazzpsykoziz haha XD

[xthat1337guyx]

So the nudity (censored), swearing, laughing at titanic victims, and killing of a baby was totally fine. Yet because bitches get all vagina hurt, and the rape joke couldn't make it into the video. Shows where the world is leading to, when rape is worse than a infant dying. Fucking dumb cunts! Machinima, get your shit together. THOSE STUPID FUCKS, this really makes me mad sometimes.

[Mrreeeeeemix]

@xthat1337guyx no shit lol

[FoolsGil]

lololololol

[liamw987654]

Wut game is the pic off?

[shadowkiller961]

YEA FUCK THAT BABY

*high five with funny faces and your legs dening gravity*

[slasherishere]

SUPRISE! 8D

[unscenegamers]

suprise!

[ninetalescommander]

Give me a break

Some of the things on Machinima are alot worse than this and they get on just fine

[CrookedGaming]

why is susan boyle one of the tags ?

[MoustachioToad]

@CrookedGaming cuz shes the shizz bra

[CrookedGaming]

@MoustachioToad fuck yeah *high five*

[xJC4Rx]

@CrookedGaming why ISN'T susan boyle one of the tags?

[kingdemon815]

@CrookedGaming The same reason crazy taxi and Chicken king are in the tags.

[Tomaxx215]

Why does it end when its supposed to start the best cry ever :(

[LadySephi]

OH FUCK. THAT REMINDED ME OF SILENT HILL.

[CrimsonKaboom]

26th SHIT LICKS!

[finalkamehamehaflash]

1ST! to be the 303rd

[GIRLIKESTACOS]

Machinima hasn't made sense in a long time. All those Black Ops videos the keep releasing must be frying their brains.

[Scoutacris]

That is one corrupt prison, everyone knows that it's not rape if you yell surprise.

[drkool01]

27th Cockmumbling QweefBurgers!!!

[jakeyray18]

25th assholes

[newtman61]

we all know why we like dexterboys comments because we know he is a douch but yet we like him because he takes pride into being a douch

[zerox144]

23rd MUTHFUCKAS!

[SmilestheHappy]

21st BITCHES

[smicko77]

My girlfriend thinks I'm a pedophile, but what would she know, she's only 6.

[TheSkarletSkull]

Surprise :D

[zZNarmionZz]

@Skillzor94 because u are a faggot :D

[MrWickeedd]

EPIC! xD

[Skillzor94]

Why do you like dexterboys comment when the only thing he does is to call us fags ... (13th btw )

[Rorschach202]

@Skillzor94 Because hes joking

[Skillzor94]

@Skillzor94 Have you ever heard of sarcasm

[Janosevic80]

XD

[MartinGraphic]

LAST FAGGOTS

[aflacworld]

surprise! Lmfao

[Vidoholoc]

moo D:

[Whitemofo]

Haha great, Made my day ^^

[MasterBuhahaha]

Pie

[ChilyCheezeFryz]

my dexter sense was tingling, i immediatly jumped to my computer and got on youtube, and there it was................and i wanted moar

[DannyBo100]

LMFAO, great as always :D

[StinkArmsBG]

firs...................

ah beat me o it

[W4Ever456]

Hahaha

[Dexterboy124]

FIRST FAGGOTS

[Dr3mL0ck1]

@Dexterboy124 f*cking cheater >_>

[CobbelStown]

@Dr3mL0ck1 People Cheat,

Thats how they win the game

[iiNRGx]

@Dexterboy124

Hack!!!

[RickygoesRawrr]

@Dexterboy124

tequilla or whiskey?

[conflu3nc3]

@Dexterboy124 no u!

[khaoticwarchild]

@Dexterboy124 SECOND BITCHES

[xXxholydemonxXx]

@Dexterboy124 if hes a guy then its not rape.................its sodomy

[SergioSource]

@Dexterboy124 YOU DA MAN!

[BlogThirsty]

@Dexterboy124 Awwww u surprised me :(

[miroradev]

@Dexterboy124 troll

[Blueweather]

@Dexterboy124 If i was first i would be cool and the other kids would stop calling me fat

[xthat1337guyx]

@Blueweather NoooOO...If you stop watching sanity not included, diet, and exercise you would be closer to being cool, and kids would DEFINITELY stop calling you fat. Now go lose some weight, ya fat ass.

[goodnicefoot]

@xthat1337guyx win

[PowerArmorV113]

@Dexterboy124 GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!­!!

[kittenofroar]

@Dexterboy124 win

[Mimepeople]

@Dexterboy124

you just made an end to my meaning of life

[mazzpsykoziz]

@Dexterboy124 nice one dude

[SSDB93]

@Dexterboy124 Thank you now I don't have to read that shit...wait, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[SmilingProtoss]

@Dexterboy124 Awww dammit! Good way of beating other losers to it, though.

[sam987456321]

@Dexterboy124

I Have to complain about it.

[Brutalyte616]

@sam987456321 Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe a meme has officially been born.

[zaperatus]

@Dexterboy124 Ahahahah. Good one.

[urbangekko95]

@Dexterboy124 Soooo, let me get this straight. Machinima will allow you lot to have a guy committing suicide, killing a baby, shooting someone in their dick, have constant swearing, sex jokes, gay jokes, dick jokes and more. But they won't allow rape jokes? : /

[alexhuje]

@Dexterboy124 O'RLY!!! (Throws blue shell.)

[DARKcpu0]

@Dexterboy124 shall we serenade you until your second?